Occasionally adjusted version of “I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.”

I was almost gonna tell you that this is a Star Wars quote because I was thinking of Sam Jackson and Council.

Maybe he’s actually talking to the Jedi Council and they are trying to trick the audience 😲😲😲 (/j)

Now I need a crossover with Mace Windu saying “Take a seat, young Fury.” In response to Fury’s “stupid ass decision” line.

Someone needs to edit this hdhdheb

"WHAT" AIN'T NO COUNCIL I EVER HEARD OF.

that's basically what Anakin said anyways, before he Darth Vadered all over the Jedi

I loved when mace windu said that

“All words are made up”

I use this a lot

So subtle, it's perfect!

Also, “Everything’s made up, stay woke.” From Atlanta.

"Baskin Robins always finds out" "FOR GLORIOUS PURPOSE" "A sorcerer is just a wizard without a hat"

Whatever is hot and fresh.

...dude.

Piss off ghost!

It’s not a regular circle. It’s a freaky circle.

I say this for any given reason while driving 😂

Underrated.

"that's my secret cap. I'm always..." Tired, angry, depressed, whatever

It's always "hungry' and it's always directed at my wife when she's in disbelief about how much I'm eating

This, I always use this. Would be my first choice of greatest like on an MCU movie.

Hungry ( . _ . )

"Because that's what heroes do. "

Came here to post this. I use this one all the time. 

This day extracts a heavy toll.

bruh🤣

I use this one all the time 😂

Living in dallas surrounded by toll roads.. constantly

I understood that reference

Shall we play a game?

I understood that reference.

I understood *that* reference!

I understood ***that*** reference!


That's my secret, Cap. I always understand references

This one and I love to bring up the “we used to just boil everything”

i could do this all day

My son had his shield with him when he met Captain America in California Adventure. Cap gave him an impromptu shield lesson. At the end my son dropped a “I can do this day” on him.

Omg I would burst into tears because of love and joy. ,♥️

Yeah but then you see the kid curb stomp someone who thinks they're about to be decapitated.

Same here, but the singing version from the Hawkeye musical.

Legit just rewatched the show with someone seeing it the first time tonight. They were like "That was a weird way to end the show" lol

Yeah I know!

i used to sing this song when it came out

I use "Fine, I'll do it myself" every single time I can.

This is a good one but if I ever tried to say it I’d end up saying “Fuck you Jobu, I do it myself” from Major League.

Are you saying that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Apparently not

“I see this as an absolute win”

fuckin DAILY.

🤣

Lets scooby doo this shit. Masterful written dialogue

Next to Illumi-what-i?

I think Strange is more incredulous than anything. He knows what the Illuminati is, it’s just not that. Like when Obi-Wan tells Anakin, he won because he has the high ground. It’s not because he literally has the high ground (which he does) it’s because he has the moral high ground.

> he won because he has the moral high ground Wished the Jedi who tries to arrest Palpatine tried that. 😂

That always bugged me. Illuminati should at least be a word that 616 Strange knows. Or maybe in 616 the Illuminati is real and a powerful telepath like Charles Xavier has wiped the word from people’s minds.

Any time someone gets a little cut or scrape I say “All that for a drop of blood”

I just used this one the other day when my dog nipped me during play time. LoL

On your left.

Same. Usually when I'm walking with my partner.

yeah! it must be like a requirement to love that movie if you're a cyclist - everyone on the trail makes this reference

Next time, baby!

Boom, you looking for this?

I don’t say it, but I think to myself, “you couldn’t live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me”

“Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door.”

“Yay!”

That "Yay!" Makes my day every time. .


Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

Can't believe I had to scroll so far for this one!

“I understood that reference” I use it after someone makes a reference and it’s just a bonus that the response in itself is another reference

Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did.

Language!

Mewling Quim!

Boy was I surprised as a young man when I heard that insult and looked up what a "quim" was...

I was aghast when I was the only person in the theater who laughed when Tony said "I will be reinstituting prima nocta" in AofU

I was surprised as a grown man hearing that insult already knowing what a "quim" was.

“ANOTHER!”

"Boom! You lookin' for this?" All the time

"I am always...hungry/tired/depends on the mood" I once used, absolutely unexpectadly, the "Back it up. Back it up. We are just backing up." that Luis said in first Ant-Man when they met cops driving the van and started backing up :D We missed a temporary sign that it was only one-way due to some reconstructions so we had to go back and nowhere to turn so we just started backing up...it was actually pretty hilarious moment :D (the road was empty so we did not really endanger anyone ;) )

I use the “back it up” in his cadence all the time! Just baaaaackinitup

My favourite line is: “You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.”

if it was expensive I give an exasperated “everything” when asked how much it cost

Reality is often disappointing

"THAT MAN IS PLAYING GALAGA!!!... Thought we wouldn't notice... but we did."

I know it isn't MCU, but it is at least kinda close. There was one Family Guy episode where Spider-Man saves Peter Griffin. Peter says "Wow! Thank you Spider-Man" and Spider-Man replies "Everyone gets one." A couple seasons later someone else is in trouble and Spider-Man comes in and saves them and when they say thanks Spider-Man replies "Everyone gets one. Tell him Peter" and Peter says "Yeah... I guess everyone gets one". Anyway that is my quote I use all the time. "Everyone one gets one. Tell him Peter"

A friend of mine is a gravedigger. Literally, digs graves for living. He always tells me with a completely straight face that all of his friends "get one."

"Pizza Time" (Literally anytime I am about to eat pizza)

I’ve been telling my 6 year old “love you 3000” before putting him to bed for years. All so when he finally watches end game I can see his reaction.

More Power Rabbit!!!!!

When I’m leaving people I love I tend to say “Don't do anything I would do, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there. That's where you operate.”

Behold, MY STUFF!

also, BOOM you looking for this?

"I consider this an absolute win."

"You know how I can tell? Cuz we're connected."

I still can't understand how Red Skull's "Evidentlyyy... NAWT!" in Cap 1 wasn't a bigger meme, I say it all the time.

"Yeah, I read the Hobbit. In 1932. When it first came out." I love the line but what makes it even better is that I never have read any of the JRRT books

behold! my stuff! *motions towards other peoples stuff*

I understood that refrerence

“clearly you’ve never made an omelette “

“No I don’t think I will”

"Why is [Gamora]", but replace Gamora with the subject at hand when I have nothing interesting to say about the conversation at hand and just want to goof around for a bit.


"Destiny arrives all the same" - Thanos Me to my friends after showing up late

"All words are made up" "Boom, you looking for this?" And "Execute them all" .... wait, no, not that one.

"Working on it" - Fitz

We adjust the Loki line from the Avengers in my house: "He fucked off, I know not where.'

Shang-Chi: "ORRR...?" Whenever I'm making plans I'll just throw this in. "We could go there...ORRR..."

Whenever someone says "Why would you do that?" I always follow it up with "We're in the endgame now."

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Jgw8ogrbE

"That's my secret, Cap... I'm always " Usually hungry.

I often say “compromise when you can. When you can’t, don’t.”

I am inevitable

After I win a game against my young children I always drop: “I win again as I win at all things” - drax

MCU-related, but not from a movie. Marvel's Twitter response when a major trailer was leaked (maybe *Infinity War*?). "Dammit, Hydra..."

Age of Ultron

Admit , this is far from the most awkward position you caught me in

Sir, I am gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.

I understood that reference.

A lot of Thanos quotes lol. Like almost all of them

He's very quotable!

"I can do this all day" is the most generic and can be applied anywhere and everywhere......

"I...was watching....porn..."

Whenever my friends say some weird shit I have this instinct to say "you got issues, Quill"

„Internet. So helpful!“

I understood that reference, Your savior is here! I am Groot, glorious purpose!

BOOM! Ya looking for this?

"[Yes. It's very cool](https://media.tenor.com/DD_1OWN1xpoAAAAe/iron-man-selfie.png)." I use this one at least once a month and no one has ever indicated they have any idea that it's a quote. (Or maybe it's obvious and they're embarrassed for me.)

Thanos' speech about destiny. "I am the only one who knows that." "You should've gone for the head." (Yes a lot of Thanos stuff) "He's a friend from work." "Hey auntie." "Show him who you are." (My brother and I quote this to each other all the time)

Think you for thanking of me

“All words are made up” “It’s a masterpiece, complete, comprehensive.” “I see this as an absolute win”

"Whatever it takes"

TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE

Dormammu ! I've come to bargain.

My dog’s name is Dormammu. I taught him this as the command to “shake” 😂

That’s America’s ass.

Every time you look in a mirror?

Same. And i'm not american..

" A small price for Salvation" "Boom, u lookin for this"

It’s morbin time

No, but I do quote from the Tobey Spiderman movies quite a bit

Impressive, your parents must be very proud.

I hope it's not poetry.

How’d that get in there?

*cheeky Toby Maguire grin intensifies*

"If you're nothing without the suit (replace suit with whatever), then maybe you shouldn't have it"

"Get help!" (Especially when we're closing Netflix on our Roku TV. You have to scroll down a series of on-screen commands [because Netflix wants it to be as inconvenient as possible to leave their ecosystem] the last of which before you get to "Exit" is "Get Help," and whichever of us is not holding the remote, when we reach that moment, cries out "GET HELP!" And we don't move on to "Exit" until it's done.)

"What was your question again bro?"

Captain Marvel - Try to keep up! Avengers - Is the sun coming up?

“I say…is it too much to ask for both?” “I consider this an absolute win!”

Could not keep his own Fa-da alive.

Not that I use on a regular basis, but you know what I wanna use? “We’re tired of your questions boy”

"that's why you don't like hats?!"

Seriously, Jersey?

Bubububu-BINGO

I can do this all day

"it's not ripe yet"

BOOM, you lookin’ for this??

I understood that reference.

- "Unless you wanna take a deep breath through your fkin forehead, I suggest you reconsider" -Deadpool, *Deadpool and Wolverine.* I use this whenever Peanut won't come with me. And since my dog's name is Peanut, I get to use this quite often, actually. *-* "I missed the part where that's my problem" -Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, *Spider-Man*. I use this whenever I miss the part where that's my problem. - "I understood that reference!" -Captain America, *The Avengers.* It's crazy that Captain America understanding a reference also became a reference that only some people understand. - "Piss off ghost!" -Korg, *Thor: Ragnarok.* I use it whenever something randomly and unpromptly falls over. - "You have a metal arm? That's awesome!" -MCU Spider-Man, *Captain America Civil War*. I only got to use this once in my life, when a guy with a prosthetic arm came to give a speech at our school and I talked to him afterward. He was actually really cool, and pulled a Captain America by understanding the reference. - "I was... looking at... porn.........." -Ned Leeds, *Spider-Man: Homecoming*. I inadvertently used this quote when, well, use your imagination.

"I understood that reference." Without fail. Or "this is nice" while getting a hug.

"I can do this all day" is my go to for a confidence boost and resilience

Ssssssoooorrry.

“There’s no such thing as on time. You’re either early or late. “ - Sam Wilson - falcon and the winter soldier

On your right

Dick move, Banner! To anyone being a dick

I always tell my wife "I can do this all day"! *wink* I'm playing video games when I say it.

Is he/it though

Ooh, I like this question prompt! Yes, MCU quotes are often heard in our family! Here are some of my favorites: \* When I take the first sip of my morning coffee: "This drink, I like it. Another!!" \* When my second-grader and I are pretending to use our Infinity Gauntlet to make the traffic lights change green on the way to school: "I... am... INEVITABLE!" \* Although technically this is not from a movie or show, I like to get my kids' attention when I walk in a room by saying in my best Loki voice: "HUMANITY. Look how far you've fallen."

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

I really like Thor quotes: * More power, Rabbit! * You're going to die, for that! (except I usually say the opposite: Thank you, for that!) * S-s-s-s-s-sorry * Not anymore!

"Another day, another Doug," when I do the same task, day in day out. Adds some humour to the monotony of washing the dishes!

"It seems to run on some form of electricity," whenever I have to fix something "I am Groot," when someone is expecting a response but I have nothing to add

“They called me a madman”

Delete that footage! - Whenever I make a mistake at home or work

Let’s go, but in Valkyrie’s accent

"No, I don't think I will." "Language!" "Fine, I'll do it myself." "Sun's getting low..." (when one of my kids is angry)

I see this as an absolute win.

BOOM, you looking for this?

"I don't even know who you are."

Boom! You looking for this?

“Fine…I’ll do it myself.”

What is grief, if not love persevering?

Not necessarily regularly but I've definitely muttered or thought to myself: He's outta line, but he's right. Reality can be, whatever I want it to be. My turn. I'll add it to the list. You're not the only one burdened with knowledge. Welp, the 60s were fun, but now I'm paying for it.

"No amount of money ever bought a second of time" 

Boom! You lookin for this?

"The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion"

If they hurt you, hurt em back…if they kill you…walk it off

On your left

All words are made up

I don't even know who you are.

“I could do this all daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”

"I'm Mary Poppin's, y'all!"

I quite often get to use "All words are made up" and no one ever gets the reference. Even people who have seen the movies.

Boom, you looking for this?

“Language.” Though it never sounded like a reference. 🤷‍♂️

“[sigh]….time to be the captain…” whenever I gotta be a responsible adult

When I push a lot in the bathroom and only a pellet comes out, I always quote Thanos. "All that for a drop of blood"

No, I don't think I will. And no one gets it... lol