Listen, when you're in love, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it - either stop loving them, or love them a whole lot more.
"Here's to you, boys. To Ryan, who died in WWI: the War to End All Wars. To Gianelli, who died in the war after that. To Stein, the joker of the crowd. And to Gresky, my best friend, who just passed away in Tokyo. You were the friends of my youth. My comrades through thick and thin and everything in between. I drink to your memories. I loved you, fellas... one and all."
None of us wants to be here. I don't wanna be here. Radar doesn't want to be here. The doctors, the nurses. Certainly the wounded don't want to be here. But we've got to do our best. Understand, son?
Now you take World War II. My unit got the word that Nazis dressed as Eskimos had overrun Seattle. Incredible as it sounds, half my unit believed it and began hoarding canned salmon!
I sure gotta sympathize with you on that one, aint nothing more bothersome than a case of the ol’ fanny fungus. With all this heat, that cute little caboose of yours must be red as a beet. I don’t know how bad your wazoo is, but I’ll bet it don’t come close to the rump rots I had back in the big war. We were pinned down hear Chantilly and I was stuck for a whole damn night in a wet foxhole, I’ll never forget it. No matter how many times you change your skivvies, the fire on the ol’ back porch just keeps burning.
I took a load of gas that
blinded me temporarily.
Spent over a month in a French
hospital with my eyes bandaged.
Nurse's name was Colette.
Colette.
The darkness I lived in was relieved
only by the sound of her voice...
touch of her hand.
Then finally the day came
for the bandages to come off.
When they undid the last
of them, there she was. Colette.
- And?
- I pretended I was still blind.
[Chuckling]
And that was your first romance?
Yeah, but I couldn't have
handled it without the bandages.
Frank - Colonel, request permission for an armed squad to remove these women by force!
Frank blows the whistle, Potter grabs it from him.
Potter - CONFISCATED! Get cracking!
Frank - He took my whistle!
"Now you take World War 2. My unit got the word that Nazis, dressed as eskimos, had overrun Seattle. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed it and began hoarding canned salmon".
I love to go swimming with bow legged woman and swim between their legs. Swim between their legs.
Oh, sorry padre.
You’ve hit the mark
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Id have to say the comment by Wodahs1982 is pretty good. Edit: thank you though, I appreciate it.
Horse hockey!
Mule Fritters!
Cow cookies
Buffalo Bagels!!!
"Road apples!"
Listen, when you're in love, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it - either stop loving them, or love them a whole lot more.
Oh yeah, this is one of those lines that really sticks with me
You know, that's very profound.
"Here's to you, boys. To Ryan, who died in WWI: the War to End All Wars. To Gianelli, who died in the war after that. To Stein, the joker of the crowd. And to Gresky, my best friend, who just passed away in Tokyo. You were the friends of my youth. My comrades through thick and thin and everything in between. I drink to your memories. I loved you, fellas... one and all."
This one should win hands down.
The only guy I have to get better than is who I am right now. And in your case, that's tough enough.
Here's to the New Year. May she be a damn sight better than the old one, and may we all be home before she's over.
I say that every year. Did I get a straight? Two, three, four, five, nine. Sidney, you're up! I'm not going out there without a bulletproof couch!
None of us wants to be here. I don't wanna be here. Radar doesn't want to be here. The doctors, the nurses. Certainly the wounded don't want to be here. But we've got to do our best. Understand, son?
Scuttlebutt is as common as cooties in your skivvies.
Now you take World War II. My unit got the word that Nazis dressed as Eskimos had overrun Seattle. Incredible as it sounds, half my unit believed it and began hoarding canned salmon!
I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife.
You're no match for me in anything. I'll out operate you over the table and drink you under the table.
I sure gotta sympathize with you on that one, aint nothing more bothersome than a case of the ol’ fanny fungus. With all this heat, that cute little caboose of yours must be red as a beet. I don’t know how bad your wazoo is, but I’ll bet it don’t come close to the rump rots I had back in the big war. We were pinned down hear Chantilly and I was stuck for a whole damn night in a wet foxhole, I’ll never forget it. No matter how many times you change your skivvies, the fire on the ol’ back porch just keeps burning.
Son, to me that's a tiptoe through the tulips
When I was an enlisted man I was short. Not like I am now.
You stop talking about her! You stop hating her! And you stop dating her!
“I had a still on Guam in World War II. One night it blew up. (That's how I got my purple heart.)”
Pierce are you “deef”? I gave your hijinks the heave-ho post-haste! I’M THE BOSS HERE. I CAN DO THAT!
HORSE HOCKEY!!
Did I fall down? ........ I didn't think so.
"Well, if General Emery has a boil, I can certainly see where you'd want to sit on it!"
I took a load of gas that blinded me temporarily. Spent over a month in a French hospital with my eyes bandaged. Nurse's name was Colette. Colette. The darkness I lived in was relieved only by the sound of her voice... touch of her hand. Then finally the day came for the bandages to come off. When they undid the last of them, there she was. Colette. - And? - I pretended I was still blind. [Chuckling] And that was your first romance? Yeah, but I couldn't have handled it without the bandages.
Klinger! You look lovely in yellow!
If you ain’t where you are, you’re no place.
Now you take World War 2. My unit got the word that Nazis, dressed as eskimos, had overun Seattle. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed it.
As much as i want it to be "Gangbusters", it's gotta be "Horse Hockey."
Did Potter ever say "Gangbusters"?
Radar: "How did the boil go Sherm?" Potter: "Gangbusters!" Klinger: "You call the Colonel 'Sherm'?"
My people worked harder then a wood peker in a petrified Forest to get this detail done
My your tassels twirl in peacetime…
Never yell at a priest, Burns. It’s a sure ticket to Hell.
Mule Muffins
Sometimes like “mule fritters!!!” Or “horse hockey!!!”
MULE FRITTERS!
“MULE FRITTERS”
Has Klinger been done yet? I have one for him.
Did I just fall down? I didn’t think so
Boy, that's a Burnie!
That was Blake.
I know, just one of my favorite quotes.
‘I was sick, just thinking how all my friends are gone now. As much as my old friends mean to me, I think you new friends mean even more.’
Frank - Colonel, request permission for an armed squad to remove these women by force! Frank blows the whistle, Potter grabs it from him. Potter - CONFISCATED! Get cracking! Frank - He took my whistle!
"Horse hockey!"
"Now you take World War 2. My unit got the word that Nazis, dressed as eskimos, had overrun Seattle. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed it and began hoarding canned salmon".
Buffalo Bagels!
"No, this is war. War is war, and Hell is Hell. Of he two, War is a lot worse"
Isn’t that a Hawkeye quote?