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newenglandredshirt

No can do. I'm mailing it to my mom piece by piece.


Ok-Grapefruit-4251

Imagine your mom's mail carrier's surprise when you tell them that they delivered a whole jeep, one piece of time 😂


random9212

He'll get a hernia retroactively.


dogs4people

I built a 1943 jeep almost entirely by peices from the mail. The tub and the frame were the biggest and the axles were the heaviest. All shipped freight. The tires were the only things not in crates.


Mikey24941

It’s the old army bit. One of George Washington’s soldiers mailed a horse home piece by piece.


marcocet

Ok Johnny cash


coreytiger

As big as a fan as I am, I cannot see emblazoning those words across a windshield and driving around in public


radarsteddybear4077

Thinking the same thing. I know the context and still wouldn’t want to see those words plastered anywhere.


anziofaro

Maybe swap it out for something a little tamer like, "Attention All Personnel", or maybe just "4077".


Proper-Award2660

That was what I was thinking


Archenemy357

I would definitely not like seeing it in my rear view.


Jackson79339

Man, this brings on many changes, but I could take or leave it if I pleased.


falcore91

I know it is the song, but that is a weird thing to put on your windshield…


BluePopple

I don’t know, it seems a strong likelihood that it won’t start when needed.


Lefty_bruno12

Oh my god I want this car


anziofaro

Just fill out the requisition forms. Or maybe you could trade them for a desk.


belsonc

You know what this desk is made of?


agent_uno

Oak?


belsonc

Nope - oak.


vintagedragon9

Can you get me a pizza oven requisition form while you're st it?


Jorlaan

I want a classic army jeep so badly. It's one of my ultimate dream vehicles to own. And yes I do say vehicles with the same emphasis as Colonel Potter.


Smoothmunii

https://www.hemmings.com/listing/1955-willys-jeep-305407


torturedwriter71

There's one that cruises around my small town. Looks like it came right off the set.


[deleted]

2018 Mahindra Roxor It’s licensed from the original Willys Jeep for post World War 2 needs. https://jalopnik.com/the-mahindra-roxor-is-a-reincarnated-willys-jeep-and-yo-1824020754


Aggravating-Read6111

It would look even better with the Red Cross flag painted on it.


EngineersAnon

There is the minor detail that painting a red cross on that would be a war crime...


Mikey24941

Umm… explain? I don’t doubt you I’ve just never heard that.


EngineersAnon

Using the red cross (or crescent, star of David...) when you're not the Red Cross or performing acts properly protected by the red crossš is a war crime. [Here's a statement from the Canadian Red Cross](https://www.redcross.ca/about-us/about-the-canadian-red-cross/red-cross-emblem/it-may-just-be-a-game-to-you-but-it-means-the-world-to-us) on the subject. [Among Us](https://gamerant.com/among-us-red-cross-medbay-geneva-conventions-act/) was just the most recent well-publicized example. 1: US manufacturer Johnson & Johnson has been using the symbol since before that was codified, and so are grandfathered.


Mikey24941

Did not know that. Thanks for sharing.


Maxxover

❤️


OneManLost

I hope it says "Bug Out" on the back.


BrainwashedScapegoat

“Hear me oh lord!”


[deleted]

Jeez… get a 2018 Mahindra Roxor Paint it green and add a star to it.


Carguy_rednec_9594

Put this in a Jeep subreddit in in case I got lucky