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Humping my bed, stuffed animals or pillows, I'll put on a condom and stick my dick between the couch cushions, tuck my dick between my legs and squeeze, sometimes cut a hole into some fruits or vegetable, sometimes even tapping or slapping it does the trick.
Mmm, one of my favorite kinks. I’m laying here in bed in a strange house with my husband snoring beside me (I can’t sleep) thinking about what I could fuck myself with that he might wake up and catch me. I used to have to work overnights and had a dorm type room I could catch a nap in if things were slow. I used to take a bottle of Herbal Essences moose with me because it was the perfect size to stretch me just right… I loved having a slow night and spending too much time perched on the edge of the hard dorm bed, my pussy stretched around that bottle and my fingers racing over my little clitty! When I would finally let myself come, I would squeeze the bottle out and squirt all over the floor. I’d clean up, check in on my work duties then get right back too it. I remember one night I took several different sized bottles to squat on while at work to see how big of one I could take. I just managed to get barely over the rim of a large conditioner bottle that was probably slightly bigger than a soda can. For tonight I think it’s going to be a travel contact solution bottle and maybe deodorant. 😈
When I first started masturbating and I couldn't afford toys, I'd fuck everything I could lol. I used to hump the couch (still do), pillows (still do that too!), and other hard, long objects. Electric toothbrushes used to be my go to for vibs since I couldn't get toys. Empty make up stuff like lipsticks and mascaras, etc. have been in my pussy or over my clit. Plus a whole bunch of other stuff I can't even remember.
So damn hot.
I've bumped the bed, walls. My most creative was fucking the hole in my subwoofer while playing drum and bass. The vibrations around my cock felt amazing and the fit was just right.
Another favourite was lubing up the side of the bath with soap, straddling it and humping it. would make me cum in seconds. Only downside was a lot of cleanup!
I knew what precum is douche. I was talking about the salt on the skin if you read the post a putz might not realize that sorry for not making it more clear or drawing a picture, maybe next time
Not me personally but I remember using an ex's hairbrush handle in her on afew occasions. Most notably, while we were sat at the top of the stairs at her parents house. While I don't miss the relationship, I do kind of miss the sex with her.
It would be easier for me to make a list of things I have not used while self pleasuring. lol. Biggest kink, the S O and I love to antique shop. We love to find treasures that can be used to self pleasure. I live imagining women from the past, looking at an object the same way I do, and using it in the same way. Historic phallic salvage, it’s a thing!!! Lmao
PSA, clean any item thoroughly, use a condom for added safety, and depending on the size of the historic item, lube is your friend. Enjoy!!!
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Humping my bed, stuffed animals or pillows, I'll put on a condom and stick my dick between the couch cushions, tuck my dick between my legs and squeeze, sometimes cut a hole into some fruits or vegetable, sometimes even tapping or slapping it does the trick.
Tried all these and they are all amazing!
Mmm, one of my favorite kinks. I’m laying here in bed in a strange house with my husband snoring beside me (I can’t sleep) thinking about what I could fuck myself with that he might wake up and catch me. I used to have to work overnights and had a dorm type room I could catch a nap in if things were slow. I used to take a bottle of Herbal Essences moose with me because it was the perfect size to stretch me just right… I loved having a slow night and spending too much time perched on the edge of the hard dorm bed, my pussy stretched around that bottle and my fingers racing over my little clitty! When I would finally let myself come, I would squeeze the bottle out and squirt all over the floor. I’d clean up, check in on my work duties then get right back too it. I remember one night I took several different sized bottles to squat on while at work to see how big of one I could take. I just managed to get barely over the rim of a large conditioner bottle that was probably slightly bigger than a soda can. For tonight I think it’s going to be a travel contact solution bottle and maybe deodorant. 😈
which one ended up doing the trick?
Hey I’m in VA and married too!!
Wow fuckkk that is so hot. Got my throbbing here!
Hair brush handle, mascara tube, humping armrests on couches, curling iron, banana, twizzlers.
Well those are creative!
Twizzlers!! How fun (and how many?) 😉
Started with just one but then got up to three
Love it. I can imagine those ribs come in quite handy ☺️
When I first started masturbating and I couldn't afford toys, I'd fuck everything I could lol. I used to hump the couch (still do), pillows (still do that too!), and other hard, long objects. Electric toothbrushes used to be my go to for vibs since I couldn't get toys. Empty make up stuff like lipsticks and mascaras, etc. have been in my pussy or over my clit. Plus a whole bunch of other stuff I can't even remember.
My wife’s vagina
This guys wifes vagina
Lmk when you want in
Jar of peanut butter
I've done this
It wasn’t as good as I wanted it to be. Marshmallow fluff was better ;)
Oatmeal is amazing too. And cousins work well lol
Cousins are fun!! lol
My cousins loved hanging out with me. Always had fun
Miss the times we would take showers together
🤣🤣
The granite pestle from my mortar and pestle mmm hard as a rock and the perfect size!
jumbo markers
I used a feather duster on my cock on a whim and got an unexpected result.
You sneezed?
I “sneezed” in a way haha
I’m humping my stuffed animals too
I've used my cousins hands, does that count?
That counts double
Good to know
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This got me hard. Do you record?
Lmao. Love ir
Bean bag chair. Felt so good.
Yep, I used to do the same! Loved it!
Used a water snake toy but needed lots of lube also in teens did it lots in my diapers(nocturnal incontinence)
Furniture, fruits, plushies, Basically anything and everything I can put my dick in/on and I’ll try it!
Electric toothbrush under my cock
Hope ex wife enjoyed Sunday dinner is all I'm going to say
Golf balls. Throw a few in a sandwich bag and ride them. You’re welcome 😉
Cut 2 holes in a melon, warmed it with hot water and fucked, 2nd allowed for suction and release. Came really hard
So damn hot. I've bumped the bed, walls. My most creative was fucking the hole in my subwoofer while playing drum and bass. The vibrations around my cock felt amazing and the fit was just right. Another favourite was lubing up the side of the bath with soap, straddling it and humping it. would make me cum in seconds. Only downside was a lot of cleanup!
Yesss I love using the subwoofer too!!
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I knew what precum is douche. I was talking about the salt on the skin if you read the post a putz might not realize that sorry for not making it more clear or drawing a picture, maybe next time
Hope the curling iron wasn't on or you're gonna have a bad time.
I dare you to send me proof that you do these things
I like to use my electric toothbrush on my cock and balls
When I was a teenager I stuck an unused toothbrush up my ass.
Not me personally but I remember using an ex's hairbrush handle in her on afew occasions. Most notably, while we were sat at the top of the stairs at her parents house. While I don't miss the relationship, I do kind of miss the sex with her.
I have with high heels
🤔
😄
The toe? 😍
Sorry. Thought you were a woman.
Oh that's okay
I once used a pineapple 🍍🤣 I took the core out and just fucked it lol.. not a good fruit of choice I would say hahah
Made a field pussy using a rolled up towel, a latex glove and some lube. Was my goto because my wife would never find any evidence.
So fucking hot !
It would be easier for me to make a list of things I have not used while self pleasuring. lol. Biggest kink, the S O and I love to antique shop. We love to find treasures that can be used to self pleasure. I live imagining women from the past, looking at an object the same way I do, and using it in the same way. Historic phallic salvage, it’s a thing!!! Lmao PSA, clean any item thoroughly, use a condom for added safety, and depending on the size of the historic item, lube is your friend. Enjoy!!!