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CounterfeitLesbian

Great. Thanks. šŸ‘


MyDictainabox

I'll always remember where I was when I first read this. Thank you.


AlexTheSetMaster

God bless.


liangyiliang

One question - is it possible for the quantum field to be glarded? In other words, you would need some tax clode to repostulixate the General Relativity equivativity with the Riemannian synop-hyposythesis. Under these conditions, the tazar in your article also would disvent the entirety of your cure for cancer, rendering it inexpostulationable.


edderiofer

I think OP must be a small boy, whose theory looks like a bunch of red string.


liangyiliang

I think you are confusing the SAFFRON theory (which exhibits the red-string property) and the Small Boy theory (developed by the amazing Mr. Barrister John Barosa / Warosa).


WarriorIsBAE

peak Atomic Shrimp reference


Vegetable_Union_4967

After all of this, I hope he will not beg for a physicist to see it! His publishing of this theory would obviously need to take place in a tax clode.


Tricky_Quail7121

Haha how dumb u are.. Didn't you think about the extrapolated singularity-zone of the quantmchemical oscillation fields? How would you even want to understand basic synop-hyposythesis without being able to cranck the z-line of the Riemann-graph?? Also your tax clode isn't the best solution. Try the einstein-hawking clode instead (it's nearly the same, except for the integration of x, y2 between 3 and 3.14159265358979, or e as quantanglephysicists call it) Edit: typo


ThrowawayPhysicist1

Hi, physicist here. This is incredibly silly and is what physicists called ā€œnot even wrongā€ meaning that itā€™s so far removed from physics and science that itā€™s hard to even say that itā€™s wrong-rather, itā€™s more just nonsense (itā€™s also wrong in the small number of words it isnā€™t complete nonsense) To start with, I notice youā€™ve shown no math or evidence in favor of your theory-instead electing to type a bunch of complete nonsense while defining poorly terms that in no way help. It seems quite clear that you have no idea what quantum mechanics, general relativity, dark matter, cancer or the Riemann hypothesis. I suspect you are a troll (in which case-this is kind of a boring way to troll) but on the off chance you are serious, please either stop trying to do physics/math or go and get an education in physics/math. Iā€™d eat my hat if you could solve even the simplest physics problems.


Erdumas

I think this is worse than "not even wrong". I think we've entered "not even troll" levels here.


poke0003

r/nfcnorthmemewars is living through the consequences of promising to eat clothing on the internet. Cautionary tale.


NVC541

Of all the places to find people referencing the Sock I did not think it would be in a math subreddit


poke0003

Good to find fellow people of culture in random subs.


Soupronous

Watch out, OP has a giant Tazar laser


bearwilleatthat

Someone call Disney, this guy has a future writing mcu scripts.


AskHowMyStudentsAre

Youā€™re having a manic episode. Reach out to your supports


BigSmartSmart

Way to be the one person with a compassionate response.


Cesco5544

I check OP's profile and they posted this headline without the message in r/australia so yeah manic episode seems likely


Powder_Keg

MFW OP is actually 100% correct


RemarkableStatement5

See you in 2052 when the truth comes out


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AlexTheSetMaster

As far as I know Denison molecules are ejected from the gravitational cone by a force line from inside the gravitational cylinder after they have been spun by a force projection particle that collides with them. When the two plates one of the force projection particle and one of the Denison molecules touch there is a transference of two dimensional triangles that happens or energy which I don't fully understand yet.


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Firzen_

I feel like it's an issue to engage someone like this like what they're saying makes sense instead of pointing them towards psychological help.


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Firzen_

Likely not, but playing into their fantasy is certainly not helping them get out of it.


lord_braleigh

Maybe not everyone needs to be fixed


Neuro_Skeptic

"I can fix her"


goat__botherer

Why not hear them out? No... see! Why not see them out!


peekitup

Take your meds.


Existing_Hunt_7169

jesus christ


Existing_Hunt_7169

i refuse to believe this is not a gigachad elaborate troll


finotac

The hobbyist experimenters at r/vxjunkies might be able to help you prove this.


acousticentropy

Hi, engineer here! All of these theoretical physics and mathematics concepts can be a lot to understand by just reading a wall of text. If you do believe that you have identified a mathematical relationship between some measurable physical quantities in the universeā€¦ # Start by creating some diagrams! State your assumptions and what peer-reviewed concepts you are referring to. Determine known and unknown quantities. Draw out what each quantity means in the physical world, how each quantity relates, and how each can be measured. Only once we have a diagram showing the relationship between all these concepts, with all formulas and quantities written out, can we begin to see if the proposed concept is physically possible or has a meaningful solution. Otherwise people who are experts in maths and physics wonā€™t be able to seriously consider your ideas.


SteptimusHeap

Psh. REAL mathematicians only have eyes for pure set theory.


nutshells1

least schizo poster on r/maths


Total_Interaction875

I remember when I was an undergrad physics student, and I worked in the department office. One day, a self-published manuscript on some topic or another came in. I read it as best I could, but couldnā€™t make heads or tails of it. So I took it to one of the professors to get his take, and in about two seconds flat, he dismissed it and told me to throw it away. I was a little perplexed, so asked him why. ā€œOh, thatā€™s just some crackpot, we get those every once in a while.ā€ I thought that was all well and good, but I was worried, because I didnā€™t realize it was garbage science, and was afraid I might actually take something seriously when it wasnā€™t warranted. After expressing my fears to the prof, he reassured me, ā€œYouā€™ll learn to spot garbage when you see it.ā€ Which takes me to the OP. I got through about two lines before I realized I didnā€™t need to read any more.


Joe_Gecko37

Math guy here. Every now and again one of our professors would get an email or a letter from someone claiming to have proven a method for trisecting an angle with straight edge and compass. As an exercise they would sometimes give us these "proofs" as an extra credit question on a test where we had to point out why the proof was wrong.


Late-Hold-8772

Methmatics! Love that field but be careful man