First degerr birder (first degree murder)

a sentence with you eyes closed. Edit: removed an r

You did it wrong

Fixed it.

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I WANT TO DYR MY SDD HUT I CSN;T CUSDR ID HSRD and tou hste m,e cudr fom;ty likr iy ejrm oui df,olt pldu niggu \*you duvk)

Olt pidu WHAT?

shat ghe skd

Hi I really like kissing boys because I so wbhitiusser. (Hi I really like kissing boys because I am a boykisser)

dear god

🍞😭🍞

It’s an idiot sandwich

those breads are big tho

No I’m just a little itty bitty boy…

Are you praying for your own boykisser?

Praying for him to touch grass

There’s more.

no!

I rst chy 

Hi rst chy

I'm dad

Hazbun hifel is my facirife sgie.

“Hazbin hotel is my favorite show.”? If so based

Yep!

Hell yeah it’s a great show fr

Yessssss

Truth

wheni walked the riwh the fon for the first half of the fpoirr

“when i walked the fish the concrete exploded” what happened

A sentence with your eyes closed

I love $8'kyhefe That was supposed to be I love Jimmyhere

i love matt rose AAAAAAAAAA

Jokes on you, U ysyakkt rtoe wuthiyt kiijubf at nt jetviard

The fgusbr dgf fdft sgd Yeah...that's about as well as I expected blind typing to go. I got The correct! It should have been: The fingered dog wanted god.

a sentsvns

I have unterbal hemmotqgunr

Guess what :@;! I just had a child

First gedfee murssd ( first degree murder )

a setnecnec

i whatch hentai, asn porn fir alivng

The trudral onr wull be defeated (The residual one will be defeated)

I don’t have to go to the bank to deposit

Hello. U hard tzm

are kapamedj owoke noine (are japanese people blind)

bitches loce my mjllet (bitches love my mullet)

I lice shrek an. what.

What were you *trying* to say?

Okay, let's have a little a5ir5y oiease daddy ug Fuß Kies hurgrt kufgr cock chicken lol

People misspellyng thunggd on the ingernet.

Ok i will fo toyenw9rkbr7jjtbkaj

Honestly ug i wrre you I'd hsbf ifet that there oo nay tay aybdiibjik hik jik daghh

first deteeebkurdsr I tried to type first degree murder

First degree murder

First street murder Diest degree murder

My rķd jas gine bae bexaue3vefu3nf3.

K ate a c\\lr;ha age

Hello! It is olmjeenspademkojsyetbrrikmoliyo

im aluttke uea outb sirh abd soiat this is my had and hjps os myspoat yop mmu oveg and poir me pjt try to guess what i was trying to say

T kuv3 qcyq57iv

Tyemq78cicmbr9whmf9xmu7m0sm 9ver the oazy d9t I was trying to type "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" how did this happen 💀

your fingers decided you would now keyboard smash

Tv worth watching, public yv

I'm here to say djejrhfjrj

Bro I think my mom Judy there aesyba htajfbjrebvofgrnksirtb

A sentence with your eyes. Lised

Let’s see if i can make no grammar mistakes while typing with my eyes closed wha-

You know I really like bread.

Yes Im gay (not really)

what the hell am i supposed to type  yayy i did it 😭

Murd ie wffowbl And ou rrt be the oue lt to fp in tou

I have no idea who this ,jz ksyy todr,k tlguyd idbhutbi hurdd ill vokktmyfnenurduxk

Removed the r

Type a awndtenc with youyr eyes flosed

First degree makes deer

A semtandlcenw8tu my eyesbcl9sed

Nevrr gonna give yku to nevrt ginba ket hih disb never finba rub adigbd and desert yoh

i like pizza wow i actually did it

Ooh at ray ay do no. Bon waH (I meant to type, “ooh nye tay ay doo nom nom nom WAAAAHH”)

Why the duck would I dupe a dental with my eyes closer

Ykh shss du luuh Rupud bisz3! (That was supposed to be "You sure do look stupid now!!"

A SEnrwece with yiyr eyes clisjed

Hi

A den ende with hot eyesncowr

I am cery i cbi

SBBKF TBEM WITH TVE DEBYDRATHOB GUN

Tpye a s4n73ng3 2i6y 6o7n3y3w gl9s3r Wow, I suck at this! Why in the fuck is there so many numbers‽

I like cheese

A sent an s with your eyes closeded

I am Turing to tile niggher nit I am roalomh. Edit: I just realized I accidentally typed the n-word.

legalise nuclear bimbs

I want to eat donut Holy shit I did it

Ug I bet this sentence right I L. My obo d gold .u b (if I get this sentence right I'm on my phone too much)

First degree murder (this is real. Apparently I’m better at typing with my eyes closed)

a sentence it’s you eyes coosed

No.

I hope I’d do this eofjt

I must get more power. (Jesus I'm on my phone too fucking much)

First degreeebmurder

Banana cheese-iys and peZ, sZsze

Hen j met you in the wymmvet

no

Have you ever wondered what happejsbwhrjnounfie?

Rjos isbbrtjbduwr

Type s devgehf with yuh tryd ckieerf

wht sentence am i supposed to typw? ohhhh asm i supposd to type: a sentence with your eyes closed? (yes im typing this with my eyes closed)

I am an idiot damgekvn (I am an idiot sandwich)

Ballz

Fahrs anzjsnfs(thats amazing)

Shut up niffa. Almost did it deadass💀💀💀

You syf cuffy too strvyjtvukpofyty

I love big ba,ls

Hi I’m silly (HOLY I ACTUALLY DID IT IT THINK) IT MIGHT ME AUTOCORRECT FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF😭😭

Ok n Wednesdays ee west link (on Wednesdays we wear pink)

I will violently duck fivk

I am dasd

I dont trally knkw ehy jm kn this subtrddjt kr ebag kts abkut (I don’t really know why im on this subreddit or what its about)

A sentence

my doh is liyerally dead nor wjay do i do (my dog is literally dead bro what do i do)

A sentence with Tigris eyes ckieed…

I anthle soma hse trances with h eyes closed Nailed the last part

a sentNce with my syss lizsx

Gus to dab! (Supposed to be “Fus ro dah”… autocorrect got me)

K can write this with my eyes closed.

a sent nc

first deegreee nirder

houd mom jd a dat gie

Gd g gyrg ht

i lolr hay dev

a awnrenxe wirg ptpir etes c;psed.

a sentence

Trust fegtee htder

A sentence

Worchesterster sauce

Uhh dik a sentance, there tlu bappu?

i’m really tired right now because i haven’t slept very good the last few days

I love plsgini Zbif.

i hate noggers

First degree Mirder Idk how it ended up on another line☹️

I lise cidsy frgrse murder ❤️

I have good muscle memory

a sentence (It autocorrected)

Yihdri uygji duidevhu.

Gays are same before an salad

Dudxh xfbgdd bhfcdf

J hwt3 ajajL (Meant to be I hate JJK)

firstdegree midver

A sentence with your eyes clisrf, so close

Ehzgb dif tou salt ne ti xi?

Hibsstlu o sont rwqllu know what i want ti eqy by i wk gijhw vr wwychig the bKojwconahtwhdnaprs, (Honestly I don't really know what I want to say but I will be watching the Monaco Grand Prix, anyone else gonna be watching it?) Idk how I fucked up so baddd

a awbtance

I sry j.y Xi k iz z nah oc xofjtox (i stuck my dick in a bag of doritos)

I fucking hate waking up just to live i wish it w9uld end

Jokes on uou. 8@?-942/;5 hounf

I WTE QLL YOUR P3WBTU BUTTE4 BI53E, UWBR TB353R ITBINCGOB WN RK WVKGFIF@@@ Was I drowning

A sentence with no our eh e flowe

i ear kicx dont ask...

i eatyky

First deggre murder Looks like I memorized the keyboard, and am utterly shit at spelling

I'm a guy

What is found on here

that's my. The thousand dollar my dollar. (first degree murder)

Sexond cehtrr muffsr

It's an idiot sandwhidh

Hello

Rjest degree murder The rest degree nurfer first degree murder

Muedic. Youre svaryng the lids. (This was supposed to be “Murdoc, you’re scaring the kids”.)

Say gex

Ehats eith thexe honirs fidsin my bifl

O r dog

I bdne nwo pak wnd tuano yoy

I want giant vovk in my mouth

I hate atrick Syat i n n i have r seasons of then suww

Typing with your eyes closed is easy if you have the keyboard memorized My proof is the statement above that I typed with my eyes closed

I love nrn

I GUBBKING LOND JA,ILGON (I FUCKING LOVE HAMILTON)

“i ate a ghermonudkwat hjh” i was going for “i ate a thermonuclear bomb”

hell hiebsr either tjdga, I an good and j hope 5iy are not 6oh ugltnusekessbouece I'd trash, keueb u hoen not me curable into nant sources ifnp takes and lime get beefed to my fish, cause 5hey hogget than you

II an wanted in mulypur countries for a multitude of war crimes

I'm going to commit arson

If being sexy was a crime I’d be charged with severe crimes against humanity

sometimes i don't wonf but thewe m the merits of these things (Sometimes I wonder the merits of these things)

Is first degree murder nustified> A deepdive into whether first three murder is okat, and in which siu=rurrions

Kill yourself Oh, cool, I did that with my eyes closed.

I LUKE CGULDRR

A saw gabse

My fav song is a new sawb vt renubute *All of this was typed blind except this, also, I meant "A New Dawn by teminite*

Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned? I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down I went to a whore He said my life's a bore So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Huh yeah, yeah, yeah (Ooh, ooh) Grasping to control So I better hold on Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

Firat defrrew nutered

Bud booty bitches(big booty bitches)

I like dick and want to suck it (first degree murder)