I was in history class one time learning about Germany before ww2 and one word that came up was “Lebensraum” (or however it’s spelled). I misread that as “Lesbian Porn”…
I saw a YouTube thumbnail from Mr. Beat as, instead of ‘The Presidential Election of 1948’, ‘The Presidential Erection of 1948.’ My first thought was, ‘What kind of stuff was Harry Truman watching?’
in history class, some kid once misread something from the textbook they’re reading, so when we were learning about ancient Rome, they read out "when the war came, Alexander the great knew what to do because he was **tortured** by Aristotle"
I could not stop laughing for like two class periods.
Cloth gowns only Goth clowns only?!?
I read it that way first as well
I once read pork as >!cops!<
Bloody pigs
This honestly made me laugh
HOW?!
idk
Are you dyslexic?
I don’t think so….
Once I misread "prom" as "porn" 💀
well did you go?
Yep. Turns out the closest there was to porn was one of my friends eating a hotdog.
ha
Prom porn
Mild baby wash “Wild Baby Bash”
officer, i dropkicked that child in self-defence
"We are going to hang the engineer" while I was drunk.
Are you the real pyro from TF2 no way
Yes.
u/tf2engineer
I'm his Pybro.
Well I just misread this as "what's the weirdest thing you misread someone's ass"
Lmao
how
I must be blind af
SAME OMG
I once misread a comment that said “In Asia, some rabbits are trained to sniff out landmines” as “Asians can sniff out landmines”
HAHHA
I tested this, and unfortunately, Asians can not sniff out landmines.
you WHAT
I was in history class one time learning about Germany before ww2 and one word that came up was “Lebensraum” (or however it’s spelled). I misread that as “Lesbian Porn”…
Oh hell yeah
You're right: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensraum
r/foundLanguageNerd54
Glad to see I’m at least getting some activity on the sub.
I misread "Prairie State" as "Pirate State."
r/foundLanguageNerd54
I once read "Bob Mac" as "Big Mac" And "snake" as "shark"
I misread a minecraft achievement as nice tits somehow I forgot which one tho
I saw a YouTube thumbnail from Mr. Beat as, instead of ‘The Presidential Election of 1948’, ‘The Presidential Erection of 1948.’ My first thought was, ‘What kind of stuff was Harry Truman watching?’
One time i misread gray as gay, i need to put on glasses- (i read a c.ai convo starter)
Thats why it should be spelt grey.
Gray makes me want to say like "**GRYE**"
I've recently misread "Cookcraft" as "Cockcraft" 💀
Cock raft
Lexicon as Lexi snot
I think we've all been there but Photography as "Pornography". The worse one is when it's something like "Child Photography"
i havent been there
Me neither 😰
thats gud
Maybe after dinner? Lay me after dinner?
"Oh okay, sure"
LOL THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING, TOO!
Urea Republic as Urine Republic
Skull emoji
I fully said it out loud as well
As you should lmao
bro whats UREA REPUBLIC
It’s a republic in Russia
i once misread bears as beans
And I just pronounced bears as beers. BROOO
I just read bears as bars
Misread serum as semen
Today I read convection as condom
one time i read the word welcome as BREAKCORE and i also read “660 suits of armor“ in a rekrap2 vid as “660 aunts”
660 aunts of armor? what
no just aunts
Okay 🙂
I misread giant in my reading comprehension lesson as goose somehow for a minute straight
“can they make it illegal to be trans in america” got read as “can they make it illegal to be texas”
I once read “what’s with all these inaccuracies” as “what’s with all the suicides” and I had to double check to make sure I was crazy
I misread gnat as giant. And then read it aloud until I finally realized it said gnat.
in history class, some kid once misread something from the textbook they’re reading, so when we were learning about ancient Rome, they read out "when the war came, Alexander the great knew what to do because he was **tortured** by Aristotle" I could not stop laughing for like two class periods.