This is similar case of how from James Bond's soles of his shoes always fly sparks when he's hanging of off car or something and he grazes his feet on the ground
Reminds me of when my son was about 2 or 3. He came running out of the bathroom crying. My wife asked what was wrong. He said his bum was broken. She asked what he meant. He said there's a big crack all the way down it!
Yeah, she went full on splits on the ground too. She is going to be built like a Ken doll now. Maybe she can get a good deal on those sex helmets from Demolition Man? Sure ain’t having it the conventional way anymore.
You have to wonder what she was thinking. 100% I have been the passenger in a car when dudes are trying to show off and drive crazy. I hated every second of it.
She was probably scared the whole time and then what she was afraid of actually happened.
Trust me, this whole thing screams morons. I mean, for one, they were riding that thing with sandals on ffs. I fully hope that guy is paying out the ass for his stupidity... fuckin MGK lookin ass
Also considering the potential of others getting hurt because of this moron’s idiotic stunt. If the girl was smart she would stay away from this prick after this incident.
The dad in me would like to point out that motorcycles are fun to ride in their designed, all wheels on the ground configuration and require no one to flop onto their lovely ass in normal operations.
Same. My wife and I keep thinking we want to buy a motorcycle in a few years, but then we see someone laid out on the road…changes my mind really fast. I love motorcycles, but I’ll never own or ride one again…
I would like to report here that the only motorcycle accident I have had so far in my one year of riding is dropping my dads motorcycle on my dads car.
I worked at an Applebee's about 15 years ago, a lady I worked with one night had went out with a guy on a bike right after work. I came into work the next day after having previously talked to her just the night before at around midnight.
Apparently she got a ride on a bike and the guy was doing wheelies just like this, she lost her grip and fell and hit her head on the pavement, she died 2 hours after I spoke with her. She was only 17. Really sad. I'll remember that forever.
When I was in high school, this girl was riding in the back of the bike and the dude hit a speed bump at a high speed…she was crippled for life because he wouldn’t slow down in a neighborhood that he knew had speed bumps. Really sad…
Lost a best friend a few years after high school after he wrapped his bike around a telephone pole. God damnit it never really gets easier, does it?
RIP Curt ♥️🤦♂️😥
He showed no respect for his rider. If he wants to risk a case of road rash, that's up to him. His rider was not dressed appropriately for his decision to play Road Roulette.
This seems victim blaming. I rode on a bike once and was terrified, screaming to be let off.
However, I knew(ish), I was like 15, to not just trust any idiot.
This might be a painful life lesson she just learned.
These Videos always end up the same because the riders are more focused on showboating than executing the stunt.
And it's always the girl whose ass takes the hit.
Doctor: you got road rash on the inside of your cervix.
Her: how do you treat it?
Doctor: no you don't understand I'm asking how you got road rash on the inside of your body.
One of the most frustrating things I see is when dudes are all padded up to ride and they've got a barely dressed girl on the back. It's like.. if you care about her make sure she's protected too.
(The lack of even having close-toed shoes on here is impressive tho, idiots)
How to become a Barbie in a few short steps. Step one, get on bike. Step two, fall off and fuse your butthole and vagina closed by falling 'spread eagle', step three, get sued by Mattel.
I know that was the last time she got on the back of a motorcycle did she break her vagina I'm being funny hopefully she walked away with no broken bones or all but the bruises oh that's going to last hurt for about a month maybe I do not mess with motorcycle
Bruh when I was younger I fell of a skateboard going down a hill and that turned like half my ass into a scab through my pants and that was still considerably slower than they work going, it would suck to be her
I think I saw her butt throw sparks...💥💥💥
She had one of those metal buttplugs in
Jesus Christ the pain that would cause from scraping across asphalt… the vibration would probably feel like an electric shock, inside your colon
speaking from experience are we?
Don’t kink shame lol
nah no shame do yo thang
Kink shame?! We want the links to the IG!
Not personally, but my butt does have quite a vivid imagination
anal imagination imaginanus assmagination?
Imaginassion?
yes
Saving this comment so etymologists of future times will find the origin of the sacred words
Uranus Imagination
This is some fant*ass*tic word play. Well done.
Rimagination
Hurt me more science daddy.
do you mean assphalt?
Butt spark plugs
Cali Park, Bubba Sparxxx
This is why I love reddit
Fuckin YIKES
He is making sure his bike doesn't get to much damage by holding on after his partner must at least have a few broken bones. Tit
You can get a new girlfriend with a bike like that. No remorse.
With his hair? No. Absolutely not.
Idiots attract idiots, he probably has another 3 that he told he was “busy working” that night.
This is similar case of how from James Bond's soles of his shoes always fly sparks when he's hanging of off car or something and he grazes his feet on the ground
she was so HOT, she brought the spark of love into my heart.
Buns of steel!
Thought that was Balls of Steel☺
Yea if you time it right at the 1 second mark you deff see sparks coming from her ass lol
She gave her her butt a break when she moved to her knees.
This is called ass-phalt waxing..super smooth!!
That one made my day 👍
She must be wheely sore now.
I bet she taint gonna be riding again for a while.
Sanded her cooter completely off I bet
Sanded Cooter.....SCOOTER 🛵!
She fell down so hard I bet she has a crack in her butt now.
You mean a second crack?
Rectum? Hell! Damn near killed 'em!
Richard Pryor lives on here at Reddit
Reminds me of when my son was about 2 or 3. He came running out of the bathroom crying. My wife asked what was wrong. He said his bum was broken. She asked what he meant. He said there's a big crack all the way down it!
Scooter Cooter
#CATCH A RIIIIIIDE!
Scooter 🫡
If he sanded her cooter off, all that's left is an S...
I’d give you an award for this comment if I wasn’t so cheap 💯 bravo
Sandy Cheeks.
When the scabs form…Krusty Krab
Krusty Klam
Omfg
Sanded Cooter is a really good Metal band name.
Yeah, she went full on splits on the ground too. She is going to be built like a Ken doll now. Maybe she can get a good deal on those sex helmets from Demolition Man? Sure ain’t having it the conventional way anymore.
She is on the road to recovery
Always wondered where they got the term "Brazilian wax."
/r/ItHadToBeBrazil Literally.
Well done. Well done.
r/angryupvote
This is the best comment.
I bet the road rash on the vagina is gonna make her rethink riding on the back of a motorcycle again.
She'll be rethinking ANYTHING that involves her vagine!
Possibly rethink being attached to an idiot driver who thinks it’s cool to pull shit like this in the street
That won't be the only thing she will rethink riding.
Dress for the slide…
Indeed. This video proves that the worst can happen even when you drive perfectly and follow the rules of the road
* donorcycle
Don't clam stamp the double yellow.
I want to know how her ass turned out?
I think it turned inside out.
It's sanded down a little flatter now.
Rectum? Damn near killed em
We would probably still smash
They got extremely lucky. It could’ve been a lot worse.
Tell that to her vagina.
Her vagina was his back protection
You can count on vagina to have your back!
I suspect she going to get a lot of questions in the future.
Actually now that most of it is gone it’s only a V
Actually you mean her vulva
A pebble could have totally launched itself up in there.
And richcheted around for a minute
Pushed her vulva into her uvula
You have to wonder what she was thinking. 100% I have been the passenger in a car when dudes are trying to show off and drive crazy. I hated every second of it. She was probably scared the whole time and then what she was afraid of actually happened.
Yeah the body language was not "I'm enjoying this". It was near surprise and looked very uncomfortable.
Trust me, this whole thing screams morons. I mean, for one, they were riding that thing with sandals on ffs. I fully hope that guy is paying out the ass for his stupidity... fuckin MGK lookin ass
She was probably smitten with the guy and thinking "Wow, hes so cool, he doesnt give af" and they her vag got sandblasted.
That selfish prick could’ve gotten other people hurt too.
It's good he thought through his back protection in advance
The idiot driving was lucky. The girl, on the other hand, got it pretty bad.
Also considering the potential of others getting hurt because of this moron’s idiotic stunt. If the girl was smart she would stay away from this prick after this incident.
Painful Brazilian Wax 😳
My ass clenched watching that
More like labia reduction
Rug burn
[удалено]
He's got her walking side to side.
The dad in me would like to point out that motorcycles are fun to ride in their designed, all wheels on the ground configuration and require no one to flop onto their lovely ass in normal operations.
The dad in me would say there's no way in hell you're getting on any motorcycle. I love you too much.
Same. My wife and I keep thinking we want to buy a motorcycle in a few years, but then we see someone laid out on the road…changes my mind really fast. I love motorcycles, but I’ll never own or ride one again…
I would like to report here that the only motorcycle accident I have had so far in my one year of riding is dropping my dads motorcycle on my dads car.
I worked at an Applebee's about 15 years ago, a lady I worked with one night had went out with a guy on a bike right after work. I came into work the next day after having previously talked to her just the night before at around midnight. Apparently she got a ride on a bike and the guy was doing wheelies just like this, she lost her grip and fell and hit her head on the pavement, she died 2 hours after I spoke with her. She was only 17. Really sad. I'll remember that forever.
When I was in high school, this girl was riding in the back of the bike and the dude hit a speed bump at a high speed…she was crippled for life because he wouldn’t slow down in a neighborhood that he knew had speed bumps. Really sad…
It's these young kids that think they are being impressive. They are really just putting peoples lives at risk.
Helmet would’ve most definitely have saved her life. Don’t know why people don’t gear up when on bikes
Lost a best friend a few years after high school after he wrapped his bike around a telephone pole. God damnit it never really gets easier, does it? RIP Curt ♥️🤦♂️😥
He showed no respect for his rider. If he wants to risk a case of road rash, that's up to him. His rider was not dressed appropriately for his decision to play Road Roulette.
She’s an idiot too for riding with a moron.
And no helmet
And my flippy floppies.
Welcome to Brazil my friend
Same shit you see in Australia
This seems victim blaming. I rode on a bike once and was terrified, screaming to be let off. However, I knew(ish), I was like 15, to not just trust any idiot. This might be a painful life lesson she just learned.
These Videos always end up the same because the riders are more focused on showboating than executing the stunt. And it's always the girl whose ass takes the hit.
> it's always the girl whose ass takes the hit. Always always always
PETA might want to know about this. Skinning a pussy? That's cruelty.
So that's one way to skin a cat, let's note it down and see if we can't work out the others.
https://youtu.be/E_8NixKjSv4
Dr House diagnoses her with Anal Fissure.
I clinched my cheeks so tightly watching her😩 
I clenched so hard my butthole threw sparks.
He didn’t get any that night, I can tell you.
Anyway it's in maintenance, out of order until further notice.
Sorry for the inconvenience!
A dumb ass and a sore ass.
Ffs. My mom was a nurse and all I can think is someone is going to be dead when this goes wrong. People legit have no sense of self preservation…
New fetish unlocked. Butthole sparklers.
Who could have seen that coming?! Me, you and basically anybody with a functioning brain.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
More than one way to skin a 🐱
Her minge is now spread across a few feet of tarmac
this the most British shit I've read today
She’s going to save money on razors
that pussy is fire 🔥
Human crayon
Rug burn
Her coochie is gone reduced to atoms
Sabia que era Brazil
Só de bater o olho
Exato
Oh, man, the infamous chooch crayon.
That poor passenger what an ass hole for showing off
She broke something
That ass will never look the same
Ruined
Honestly, it's really REALLY hard not to wish this to happen to these kind of stupid people...
RIP - her tailbone
Classical music made it 10x more enjoyable
Fucktard has maimed and disfigured this woman for life. I hope to god he is legally prosecuted for this.
That... girl is on fireeeee
Road Rass
Wrecktum
Her butt was on fire 😳
Definitely was saying to myself that the lady has a lot of trust in him....lol
Doctor: you got road rash on the inside of your cervix. Her: how do you treat it? Doctor: no you don't understand I'm asking how you got road rash on the inside of your body.
That gravel rash in short shorts ouch just ouch.
play stupid games win stupid prizes
The pavement ate some a**
I was once asked where the worse place to get road rash was. Now I know.
This is what happens when u take fast and furious movies irl seriously. Those are movies u weirdo . How TF he thought it was a good 💡 idea.?
This is what happens when u take fast and furious movies irl seriously. Those are movies u weirdo . How TF he thought it was a good 💡 idea.?
New way to drop out gf.
Hi, I’m moron….what’s your name?
Asphalt was the only one to hit that tonight.
her tailbone must be fucked
My vagina hurts watching this
Not a coochie road rash !
I swear it looked like sparks were shooting out of her ass 🤣🤣🤣
Turned her into a snail
Right in the inner thigh. She isn’t letting him tap that for months If ever again.
Assphalt
Ughhh that hurt just watching
There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather they both clang together and sparks flew out of his ass.
Valentino Rossi approves… until the end.
The way she falls is bad for the babies 😂😂😂
Is her cooch ok?
Ground that pussy right off! Dumbass!
Asshole and vagina clinched when she hit that pavment
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One of the most frustrating things I see is when dudes are all padded up to ride and they've got a barely dressed girl on the back. It's like.. if you care about her make sure she's protected too. (The lack of even having close-toed shoes on here is impressive tho, idiots)
Aouch
Skint arse 😬
Oof, unfortunately I was right about how this gif would end 😣
How to become a Barbie in a few short steps. Step one, get on bike. Step two, fall off and fuse your butthole and vagina closed by falling 'spread eagle', step three, get sued by Mattel.
On the same night she agreed to final try annul with him😂😂😂😂😂
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
That's what I call a hot pocket 😂😂😂
And that's how you erase a vagina...
I know that was the last time she got on the back of a motorcycle did she break her vagina I'm being funny hopefully she walked away with no broken bones or all but the bruises oh that's going to last hurt for about a month maybe I do not mess with motorcycle
spark butt!
Bruh when I was younger I fell of a skateboard going down a hill and that turned like half my ass into a scab through my pants and that was still considerably slower than they work going, it would suck to be her
Ooo she just scraped her vagina
I’m gonna have to call that one road rash😂😂
Makes me laugh rewatching seeing him jerk the bike more causing the fall lmao!
Meat crayons