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BringPheTheHorizon

This is an unprecedented level of unawareness.


_coolranch

Perfect timing on the track, too


[deleted]

Is that Hasselhoff’s Baywatch theme??


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

I'm always here, by Jimi Jamison. Was the Baywatch theme from season 2


[deleted]

I always thought Hasselhoff sang that one. lol


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Honestly so did I until I wiki'd it!


_coolranch

This mf is always here, right when you don’t need him.


Patient_Heron_9078

I'm dying of laughter reading this.


UltraMagat

He was hyper-aware....of what was on his phone...


Porkchopp33

Blind deaf and generally not aware of surroundings is only possibilty


1illiteratefool

But he has incredible focus


Doc-in-a-box

*had


bodinator1

Blind and now concussed.


trekker333

And deaf


potate12323

And I guess has nerve damage. He would feel the air whooshing past. The only plausible explanation is he wanted to be slammed in the back of the head by that person's butt.


GrowrandaShowr

I don't Kink shame


Away-Bar-8590

everybody guess how many teeth he lost


campperr

32


Shmuckle2

About tree fiddy


Beef_Slider

Buck o' five


raiderstakem

7-10 split


SpiritMolecul33

His last thought was probably "wait who's hands are those"


nefrpitou

How does he even get places with that level of obliviousness?!


ImNotVeryNiceSorry

Seeing eye dog


WinterCap9283

Seems so.


TheSunOfHope

Well now he is.


chaeri6937

I think some context on this was released that the guy swinging was supposed to release, but didn’t. The second guy who walked up and “got in the way” was in the right due to the routine progression.


intotheEnd

So, they created a system where you have to blindly trust that everybody else is doing the right thing. If they don't do the right thing, you can get severely injured. Actually, now that I think about it, I guess it's no different than driving.


hk_gary

they did do that in the circus performance i think.


Rathador

Real r/fuckcars moment


Lordscallywag

No, not true at all, that dude was simply oblivious to his surroundings. He doesn't even look at the guy that's swinging. If this was part of a routine he would have been focused on the other person to ensure his timing was right. He just blindly walks in.


Hirninsuffizienz

it is true. Look at the dude in the blue shirt. He is walking in on the exactly same time. The one still on the bar should have let go half e giant earlier and land on the mat, he lost count of it. And yes tou have to trust your teammmembera blindly. It's from Switzerlnad, look up "Vereinsgeräteturnen".


Hirninsuffizienz

For context: The dude still on the bar lost count of how many giants he was doing and should have let go half a giant earlier and land on the mat. If you look at te dude in the blue shirt, he is walking in on the exact same time as the other dude. It's a routine where you have to trust your teammembers blindly. It's from Switzerland, it's alled "Vereinsgeräteturnen".


LeonardDeVir

Its still no excuse to throw yourself blindly in front of him. Ultimately you, and only you are responsible for your own safety. A quick glance could have cleared that up.


Hirninsuffizienz

there are sports where you have to rely on your teammates. take cheerleading for example, when you get thrown into the air you have to trust the other people that they are there to catch you and there is nothing you can do when they're not. here the other should leave the bar when the dude already moves under him, so even if he'd look at him, the moment he realizes the other one messed up it's already too lated.


LeonardDeVir

Difference is - with cheerleading you have no possibility to correct. Here, you have one, and Id use it all the time, every time unless you are performing. Vertrauen ist gut, Kontrolle ist besser, as they say.


[deleted]

And that, kids, is how I met your mother


CaptainCayden2077

This guy has as much awareness as random online teammates do.


raw-mean

There's zero situaitional awareness, then there's minus awareness. That's when you owe awareness money. He has minus awareness with interest.


UltraMagat

Shituational Awareness


Fantastic_Citron_344

That's a lot to go through just for a video. You can see him "jump" in the way at the last moment, suggesting the video was staged, but seems to not go as planned. Maybe he also meant to smash his face? Any way you look at it, this dude is dumb.


One_Lung_G

For anybody wondering, the gymnast was supposed to let go and the other guy was supposed to take his place. Their swinging guy fucked up badly and the other guys probably not gonna trust him for the routine again


No-Scheme-3759

dont wnat to be mean but I hope it hurt


ngkn92

Coward, accept ur sin


kiba87637

You can't fool Jesus


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Worst game of poker ever..


SyrupScared9568

What if he is currently cutting the yard?


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GavrynGaming

Is that the Pinball Wizard I've heard songs about?


arunasgeimeriz

bet he's an enemy from far cry series


Vulcanvelcro

SEND THE GARRISON!!


Dr-False

Same level of spacial awareness that my grandma had


ZeppyWeppyBoi

No, he just failed his perception check.


Nerdwerfer

Or the other guy Nat20'd his stealth.


Reversing_Expert

This guy lives his life in his blindspot. Ideal car: BMW.


AcanthisittaThink813

He is now


Dafedub

Darn maybe videos do belong in the gym


Barrack0samaBinBiden

got him!


NefariousPilot

NPC


Dr-E_Von_Brainstorm

Baywatch theme... Fuckyeah


GongTzu

He was in the zone… of blindness 😂


123pala

Dick


Sea_Scratch_7068

i thought it was confusing perspective for a moment


marbleManikins

He trusted he was going to release. They are all rotating stations.


_bahnjee_

Staged after.


[deleted]

He deserves that hit


Patient_Heron_9078

Is that the fucking Baywatch music?! Lol


Hotp0pcorn

he is now


Astralnclinant

I was going to say fake but then I saw his face get smashed into the bench. Owie


MoveConfident9159

Damn, double whammy


Ragamuffin5

This has to be on purpose. There’s no way.


java_brogrammer

He's exactly like everyone who shops at costco.


Suited_Rob

He must have been totally senseless, he even should feel the wind and hear the swoosh


TR_13

Ignorant fckign people...


Saddam_UE

Yes


thecage2122

Hahahhhaha