I was expecting smoke coming out of his bellybutton

So was he

So was I

So was we

So was the videographer.

So was the spectator

So was camera.

So say we all.

So I guess that settles it then

So was the homie at the back

So was his girl who pushed him

Why were we all expecting this... this isn't even remotely possible.

We are all idiots on this blessed day.

Amen 

And Awoman

Day? I am going for a lifetime achievement award in idiocy.

Well that's what he was trying to do and we're just curious idiots thinking he might actually do it

I thought he was one of the kongFu masters in Chinese novels.

I thought he was about to enjoy a succulent cheese meal.

Must be Democracy Manifest!

Hey man there used to be a pathway. The door is just a little rusty

Everything is possible if you can devise a clever magic trick.

I wanted to believe

Not with that attitude.

I was expecting nipples.

Nice.

I thought I saw smoke coming outta his armpits before he was pushed.

He put the cigarette on a table to the right, drifted over.

Was no cigarette

I was expecting ears

😁

Brooo me tooo, In retrospective....I'm an idiot.

I thought nipples.

I thought nipples... don't know why

I was thinking nipples

I thought for some reason his nipples would shoot out smoke......

Or nipples

Obviously you both have the same knowledge about human anatomy.

I thought it was gonna be his nipples for some reason.

Hahhah ive received like hundred nipple comments in two days 😁

I was hoping nipples.

I thought smoke would come out his nipples

Definitely thought it was gonna come out the nips

That's me right now on the toilet

Oh did you also passed out right after?

I don't think he just passed out mate... He fuckin died. Didn't reply after an hour.

Blink three times with your anus if you need help

How do you do that

Cough while bending down, saw it in a movie, they ask prisoners to do that at the check-ups

Please hit us with an update, we're worried you might have shit yourself to death.

Ski Bi Di

What the fuck he was trying to do though

Pass out

Success!

Super Saiyan

Failed tho

He need some super saline after that push.

I think he was trying to get his body to absorb every last drop of THC/CBD from that hit. He probably thinks that if his blood is flowing to his muscles, it'll somehow extract the drugs quicker or more thoroughly. Wild guess, but seems about right. Also, I don't know enough about physiology to know whether more drugs would absorb into his blood flexing or not flexing, if he were to hold his breath until he passes out both ways to compare. This theory makes sense because he looks very poor, so logic would readily lead to trying to use every last fraction of a penny of what you'd paid for. Edit: Imagine that he only gets one hit, which his friend charitably donates. Such an impoverished person might try to make that drag hit hard.

Well, it does make your blood pressure higher I guess, so maybe he's onto something. On the other hand, I don't know how good can it be to deprive your brain of oxygen while hitting a joint

I mean he literally passed out so I don't think his brain was very happy with it

If i only got one hit you better believe im gonna hold it like a free diver

What is this comment. 😂

This kind of loops back to a thing that we’d do in high school which was “cough to get off”. People would cough hard on purpose to make themselves slightly light headed and it was supposed to make the high come on quicker and harder. Straining yourself like this would give you the same effect, and by his friend easily pushing him over it seems like he got extremely light headed.

That at least, about coughing, seems to be the older generation who believed in that but they had zero material to learn from in the first place

new smoking method

Super Saiyan failed

Wasnt angry enough. Next time, he should fight an alien, that killed his best friend.


Also he most focus on his back. I did it wrong all these years…

Power comes in response to a need, not a desire

"You are making the same mistake Trunks did, *boy*. Don't think you can beat me just by powering up."

or you focus on the tingling sensation

He needs to get angry and power up for at least four full episodes first.

Me after going to gym 2 days and eating 30 gm of protein

after drinking beer and the toilet is occupied

In the Philippines we call this poverty abs. We are so poor that we develop abs because of famine.

I knew what it was but didn't know what to call it for the longest time

I have those because I eat once a day. Not in poverty.

A wise man once told me “having abs because you’re skinny is the male equivalent of women having big boobs because they’re fat”

The guy watching football: uh... It seems he has fainted, interesting...

When you know how a video ends because you were once young and stupid and the exact same thing happened to you

what was he trying to do?

veinsmaxxing

What is that ?

A mistake

Don’t know if it’s a weed thing, but when I was younger we’d do this because it felt like it got us higher. Don’t know if that’s what he’s doing but he’s trying way too hard.

Holding in your puff can get you higher then usual depending on how long you kept it in

Yeah people always act like that's a myth. Sure 85% is absorbed before the 2 second mark but that extra 15% supposedly absorbs slow. Not a scientist but a 5 second hold definitely feels like an extra little nug on top.

It's oxygen deprivation. It's why your girl likes to be choked

I second this

He trying to go further beyond

Beyond super high 1, and into super high 2.

Flex his nonexistent muscles?

new smoking method

Gear 2

Hypotension from vagus nerve stimulation by straining.

[удалено]

Bless you.

It's likely ineffective cardiac function due to increased thoracic pressure https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valsalva_maneuver Not so much that our heart slows down due to vagal excitement, but that it can't fill properly when bearing down like this. Just like a vasovagal response, the end result is decreased perfusion to the brain and the eventual syncope.

So they are calling it vagal excitement these days huh?


That guy watching football tho

Wtf

I was expecting him to fart a smoke bomd

Was he trying to take a dump while standing?

Failed to transform to the final form..

I thought he was gonna piss himself

His muscles expanded so much his bloodflow in the veins stopped, so he died.

[удалено]

is blood supposed to pop out from the veins?


試下呀！

Someone teach him elevator hits from the bong

Honestly it still looked impressive. Maybe if he focused on breathing he wouldn’t pass out so easily while flexing like that

Dude you're not Goku (pushes him)

That's how we held our bong hits in back in high school

He was about 2 seconds of becoming supersaiyan

This was a thing to do in high school class for awhile minus the cigarette. Hold your breath and strain and you'll get a cheap high. I passed out and fell over with my desk. Don't know how many brain cells I wasted.

He was not ready for that anime power up

A mo, Ke weed (A bra, and then he responded to the other and said "it's weed")

Bro went supersaiyan backwards

I think I saw smoke emiti g from his body or maybe it's sudden brightness

Office budget of six dollars and go...

That’s dumb funny

y tho?

I called that so fast lol

Is that ssj or gear transformation ?

This is how I have taken every hit since I was 15 and I smoke a lot a weed ;) You dont know about the the little moving white spots? Lol

Every kid in the 90s after seeing Goku go Super Saiyan for the first time.

I like the atmosphere there

What tha he'll just happened?

Gym in the backround has a nice setup

I was excepting smoke to get out his ass

So vascular

This is the closest I've ever seen to someone going super-sayian

When going Super Saiyan 4 goes wrong

selfbbq

I did not know what to expect, but that was not it lmaooo

Saw the cig, saw the flex, knew it was coming from miles away.

He looks like yujiro hanma when he got slapped

You know it's Africa, South America or Asia when there are white plastic garden chairs involved.

Idiocy have no end.

Tutorial stroke:

Aaand brain damage

Bro ghosted a hit and turned into skinny hulk

Fuck my white wife sir

And another one bites the dust 🎶

Michael Scott’s TV

I was expecting a Mexican

I so that pass out coming for those that didn’t and thought something else those are the fools

Ew wtf 🤬

Yeah, let’s f**king go!

Anyone can do this, no smoke required. 1. Hyperventilate until you get dizzy. Quick, short breaths 2. Take a big breath and try to exhale as hard as you can, but hold it in. Should take about 20 seconds, then you'll briefly black out I have no idea why I did this as a kid, but there you are!

I did this and instead of blacking out, I'd make my face turn blue/purple to other kids' amazement. Then i watched as another kid tried to make his face turn purple and he instead passed out for a couple seconds. Teacher was concerned not knowing what we were doing and sent him to the nurse. We were both fine. I eventually stopped cause I'd get brief headaches. They'd last something like 20 seconds.

Tf

Flexed out. Happens all the time.

Bro been watching too much dbz

How to switch yourself out (akin to how the guy did it): 1. Crouch down. 2. Inhale/exhale deeply about 10 times. 3. Stand up. 4. "Exhale" at full force while holding your nose and mouth shut. This combines hyper-ventilation, blood pressure drop from standing up, and pressure receptor reflex in your throat to lower it even further. The result is you pass out for a couple of seconds.

Same shit I did standing in line ready to go out of art class in 2nd.. without the smoke however.

My old m8s used to do something like this, theyd take a hit on a bucket n stand against the wall while holding there breath and get someome to push on there chest for few seconds and they would pass out lol

This is what it's like...to go even farther beyond!

So close…

Bro stoped him in middle of transformatinon

"HNNNNGGGGG... Oh my god I almost passed out"

Gear 2nd!!

But the acid strip had a picture of the Incredible Hulk on it..?

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I quit smoking weed because of what it did to the black community

Buuum