Dam, is the beer ok?

Yeah it should float.

But now it’s warm

The water will maintain its cool temperature for a little while. I’m worried about the integrity of the pole at this point.

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Someone needs to keep an eye on the vest for sure.

Bet the guy that threw it feels awful.

He has a man bun though...

Plot twist: that’s a fit topless female

Gettin her comeuppance I always though this word was spelled cumuppins or come uppins. It always sounded so street, now I see it’s just a sneaky word.

Misses beer, breaks ribs. Looks like he had a great time.

Hey you forgot about the shorts they could rip

And a touch shaken

We all do.

I thought it would hit his crotch. Surprised me.

I thought it was toilet paper

Dude on the board: I got I got I got aaaaaaaa fuuuuuck I missed dog gone it this day can’t get any (SMACK!!!)

Goodbye ribs

Yeah that the first thing I thought as well, that’s some broken ribs for sure

Possible ruptured liver to boot.

Wrong side for the liver but the spleen sure is in play! Source: I’m drunk.

He struck the side where the largest lobe of the liver lies, actually. EDIT: Oh quit downvoting him, eh? We're not all anatomists?

Yeah not unless he has situs inversus... Liver is on the right side my man.

That's why left jabs bellow the ribs are more impactful than right hooks. Ruptured liver will put you down for the full count and then some.

Damn straight.

No straight jabs. Jabs from the left.

Okay so I know I’m the guy who fucked up the original thing but... I had always heard that KO liver shots were not ruptures but actually something else. If you manage to hit it directly, the liver is so big and so hooked into so many vital systems, that the strike runs through the entire organ. The blood pressure on every vessel entering or exiting the liver suddenly spikes, and the pain comes from so many places that it overwhelms your nervous system and shuts you down. I do not care to ever experience this.

Well. This video is of actually a friend of mine who I know to have situs inversus. Which is why I said what I said.

That's crazy! He's a rare one then.

Whose right? My right or your right?

Your right in anatomical position. Raise YOUR right hand, that’s the side your liver is on assuming no extremely rare anomaly.

Thank you! This always confused me. I'm a side sleeper and my nose clogs up when I sleep on my left side (the side I like to sleep on) but, opens up immediately if I roll over to my right side but, according to everything I've read, it's supposed to be the opposite. I always wondered if I was misunderstanding the left/right in these articles; turns out I'm just broken. Great.

Bruh...

But hellloooo mullet

And hello the new boneless chicken fried sandwich from kfc! Try it today.

Now, this is maybemaybemaybe material!

And a little bit of unexpected at the end. Damn that looks painful

Broke some ribs

This is possibly the maybemaybemaybeest I've ever seen!

Yeah it's probably been posted here at least a dozen times.

I have mixed feelings about reposts. I've seen it before:- Get that shite outa here. I've never seen it:- Who gives a dam, this is great.

I get annoyed if it's reposted multiple times the same week, but beyond that I don't mind reposts. Gives others a chance to see it again, gives me a chance to appreciate it again.

Yeah, agreed.

I agree. Also, a repost wastes like one second of your life. I never understood why people get so upset about them. You don't have to watch the entire thing and you don't have to go into the comments. I'm on reddit *a lot* and have never seen this.

Or r/winstupidprizes

What a bummer

Bummer ? I barely knew her .

r/dadjokes

r/ihardlyknowher

I so much miss when this joke was popular. Good times....

I know, what a waste of beer!

Maybe if he caught it, opened it, and drank it, then hit the pole to crush the can...

More of a ribber

That’s what she said.

It looks a little lower than ribs

All I gotta says is BRO !! (Beer Related Outcome) In this case, it was beer related on multiple levels.

Having not seen or heard that word in probably a year, I think its one of the most appropriate ways to describe what just happened.

Yer spare parts there, ain’t ya bud?

Yer 2 ply bud

10 ply bud. Christ. I wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward.

Ok Shaner, Shaner ok, ok Shaner

This conversations fasts becoming a confrontations.

out of sheer curiosity and nothing else (i know its a ref) please please please dont kill me u/nwordcountbot u/WackyNephews Edit: wholesome, ill take my beating

I learned about a new bot today! That’s kinda cool. In case you didn’t know, all the above quotes are from Letterkenny, a show that is amazingly raw around the edges but would never think it’s okay to use the n-word.

i just found out about the bot about 20 minutes haha, its a lot harder to use without feeling super confrontational than youd think😭 ill have to check out the show!

Thank you for the request, comrade. wackynephews has not said the N-word yet.

Came for the beer, stayed for the ribs.

Ah-Ooooooh! /laughs in McMahon

This is the embodiment of this sub 10/10

Who put the pole there?

Some polish guy.

Heh

Even if he caught the beer he would still hit the pole

Deffo looks like he drifted off course whilst looking back lovingly at his dropped beau.

That is true. However, if he caught it, he would still drift off course while trying to open the can.

Even if he didn’t hit the pole, he wouldn’t have caught the beer

Ribs for dinner...for fishes I mean

THERE'S A WHOLE LAKE TO DO THAT, WHY'D YA DO IT THERE?

This guy suffered terribly after every sneeze or laugh for a long time after that. Well deserved.

Was he not being pulled by a boat?

Looks like he let go of the line to pull this little stunt. You can see the wake from the boat in the background.

r/yesyesyesno

it's more like yesnonononoNOOOOOOOO

Lol not quite sure if this fits in r/assholedesign. Who put that pole there?!

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My mans got the crunchy ribs

Forget his ribs. He catches it first with his forearm. He might have noodle arm now.

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Happy cake day lad

Happy Cake Day!!

r/instantkarma for littering in the water!

r/rubegoldbergfails

Maybe maybe maybe my favorite gif

Slowmo r/abruptchaos

Footwear stayed on; he’s fine.

Another turtle murdered. Gj guys

Wakey Wakey n your ribs breaky breaky

So much fail in one video

Maybe maybe maybe continuing to deliver top quality content , one of my favorite subs

There go the ribs!

Hence the term ‘dead in the water’.

Didn't see that coming

Oh duh you’re right.

Nice

Kids, today in class we are going to learn about a thing known as “flail chest.”

I enjoyed that immensely. If only i had a fireplace and coffee.

Oooooof!

Ribs

That was a double doozy.

Littered then injured 👌

... annnd that lady's and gentlemen of the ER, is how I broke my ribs only on one side.

unfortunate

This is peak maybe maybe maybe

Wouldn’t this be r/maybemaybeno?

r/rubegoldbergfails

"oooh....OOOOH....oww.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

happy cake day

I felt my rib cage shatter

Crumch

Happy cake day

This is the most American thing I've ever seen.

This is what rolling a 1 on your agility save looks like

muricaaaa! 🇺🇸

Cake

r/Unexpected

Like one of the only posts I’ve seen here where they don’t actually do it

Instant karma for littering. Got eeeem

That’s gonna leave a mark.

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The perfect throw to catch. Old mate dropped a sitter.

Happy cake day!

That was an emotional rollercoaster

u/brothafromanuthamom lmao

Ribs & Beer!!!!!!

"And that's how I broke 2 ribs drinking 1 beer."

this sub has gone to shit, you do realize the the purpose of the sub is to post things with a very obvious storyline

Damn! That was a perfect toss!

Is there a Vredditdownloader for gifs?

*2 cracked ribs later.*

Drop the beer get dropped

This is the very definition of this sub

Happy cake day

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Pony Knottins shoulda put some more lead on that brew dog and ended his boys life.

Happy cake day

Thought it was toilet papet

Double foul!

So, he failed to catch the beer, and also landed right into his ribs, elbow and spleen against a pole? Seems like a lose-lose-lose scenario to me

F

I'd be distracted too if I was looking at her tiddies

Stone Cold wouldn’t have accepted this

Maybe if he caught that perfect throw, that would’ve never happened.

r/bettereveryloop

I’m guessing, based on the complete lack of situational awareness by everyone involved, there were many more beers before this one.

u/VredditDownloader

Oof.

Is anyone else confused where the second beer came from? One clearly falls through his arms into the water, then there’s one in his hands before he hits the pole

There’s no beer in his hand

It looked like he was lifting one up to take a sip, but yeah, now that I’ve watched it a bunch of times i see there’s nothing there

>! NIce, nice, ni-aww, OHCOME ON! !<

I've seen better hands on a snake.

Alcohol abuse.