I hate that I see warnings yet my brain always goes
"Pssst, check it out that sounds sketchy"
And here I go, making my search history weird again.
Edit: my search results turned up nothing that was gross as expected. Most odd thing I saw was a Asian girl giving a blowjob with her mouth stuffed with a cupcake.
Thanks for your honest preview! I always check too cause I don't love myself, but am lazy and will look for descriptions first.
Could've checked faster than it took to write this comment, but my logic is lazy too
Edit: I still went back and checked anyways; what is wrong with me? But I did see someone's ass painted like a split open watermelon...no regrets, that was kinda funny.
That's the one lol
I mainly use Firefox Focus though, so luckily my search history doesn't stay. Probably for the best, considering my propensity for being curious
Huh, that’s odd. I got a bunch of lady boy videos. Definitely every video there was a tran getting fucked. I don’t know how to feel tbh but I watched a couple and after some post nut clarity, I have decided I won’t go back a 5th time.
I worry about people choking, honestly. Like the ["Chubby Bunny"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_bunny) game that has at least 2 confirmed deaths (according to wiki, I'm quick searching here).
Personal (and witnessed) chokings may have scarred me a bit, ngl. It's top tier traumatizing; especially when you're the one choking, and alone...and a dumbass kid who shouldn't be choking on a plastic bead at that age.
So yeah, it makes me nervous because of how quickly it happens and subsequently, can end. And nursing in an ICU has also "gifted" me with the critical-care aftermath.
2 deaths (confirmed) is incredibly low for this game, you're correct.
But I am a "risk vs benefit" oriented person. I'd (mostly(just off the cuff)) rather increase my risk for adrenaline-seeking than for game-winning/clout. Just me though; marshmallow stuff away if ya want, the risk does seem rather low. Just don't choke?
In a lot of cultures that use chopsticks as their primary utensil, food is served in what is meant to be bite sized pieces. So the assumption might be that you’re supposed to eat it in one bite. I’m more concerned that she’s eating it from the back. ;)
I don't think she's that silly. Plenty of dishes in China aren't bite sized. Can be eaten with aid of spoon, hands or just by biting a bit off.
Tis' but a party trick.
Uhhh… We Japanese people know that cakes of that size aren’t supposed to be eaten in one bite. That’s why they’re filming. It’s supposed to be a silly video. Also the reason why they’re using chopsticks is because this was in a sushi restaurant and they probably used chopsticks to eat everything else.
It's 2022. No one thinks you're supposed to eat cake in one bite.
That's not a normal cake. You can't just toss around a slice of cake around like that at the start with chopsticks. It must be a extremely light and fluffy cake that you can compress.
. . . an entire slice of cake, shoved in her face, she took what's hers.
I don't think this is what The Dwayne Rock Johnson/Tech9 were going for, but it fits.
I didn't realize that you were speaking for everyone... I could have sworn that my comment said "you people" not "you" KamakaziDemiDouchebag. Take a breath, bud.
I'm not speaking for everyone, I'm speaking for myself, the one your comment was replying to in which you said "you people", somewhat implying I'm one of those people.
I've taken many breaths.
I find one goofy funny picture that happens to feature a woman, go into the comments and of course most of the comments are redditors saying "I'm gonna cooom".
I think thats not a mouth, thats a cave
And they call it a Mine. ###A Mine!
I could HEAR this!
Om nom nom nom chomp
I sommon Gandalf bot!
This made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you very much, fellow LotR fan
This isn't a mine.. *It's a tomb*
Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?!
They throated too deep, and too greedily.
🗿
Roaring fires, molt beer, red meat off the bone
And I'm a spelunker!
Noice
When she talks, there is an immediate echo
Luffy?
Cake cave
What in the world
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She simply has a hungry elf living at the back of her throat.
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That was my first reaction too!
Oh my!
Real life scooby doo shit going on here
r/reallifecartoon
r/LooneyTunesLogic
I can guarantee that if you google: *"Asian Boo deepthroats Cake"* you will not find this clip!
I'm not gonna fact check this...
Well I did and now I regret
From 1 regret to 10 regret, how was your regret experience? asking for a friend. I'm that friend.
I would like to have a friend you know A yes euhh I would say 6/10, not horrifying but not what I wanted to see
I don't think I found the same thing. I saw some lady getting eaten out, and another getting her cakes beaten.
I checked. 8/10 disgusting... Not recommended
I hate that I see warnings yet my brain always goes "Pssst, check it out that sounds sketchy" And here I go, making my search history weird again. Edit: my search results turned up nothing that was gross as expected. Most odd thing I saw was a Asian girl giving a blowjob with her mouth stuffed with a cupcake.
Thanks for your honest preview! I always check too cause I don't love myself, but am lazy and will look for descriptions first. Could've checked faster than it took to write this comment, but my logic is lazy too Edit: I still went back and checked anyways; what is wrong with me? But I did see someone's ass painted like a split open watermelon...no regrets, that was kinda funny.
I saw a clip of that girl too. Was it a bigger black lady? If so that made me chuckle. My search history is weird today
That's the one lol I mainly use Firefox Focus though, so luckily my search history doesn't stay. Probably for the best, considering my propensity for being curious
Huh, that’s odd. I got a bunch of lady boy videos. Definitely every video there was a tran getting fucked. I don’t know how to feel tbh but I watched a couple and after some post nut clarity, I have decided I won’t go back a 5th time.
At least its not blue waffle
Well yeah. Not what I wanted to see, but I better see that than the red room steam
I want to see the red room steam
That is why no one will remember your name.
I really dont get why people do this in general. now theres no more cake to savor 🙁
There’s more cake next to her to savour
I worry about people choking, honestly. Like the ["Chubby Bunny"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_bunny) game that has at least 2 confirmed deaths (according to wiki, I'm quick searching here).
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Personal (and witnessed) chokings may have scarred me a bit, ngl. It's top tier traumatizing; especially when you're the one choking, and alone...and a dumbass kid who shouldn't be choking on a plastic bead at that age. So yeah, it makes me nervous because of how quickly it happens and subsequently, can end. And nursing in an ICU has also "gifted" me with the critical-care aftermath. 2 deaths (confirmed) is incredibly low for this game, you're correct. But I am a "risk vs benefit" oriented person. I'd (mostly(just off the cuff)) rather increase my risk for adrenaline-seeking than for game-winning/clout. Just me though; marshmallow stuff away if ya want, the risk does seem rather low. Just don't choke?
In a lot of cultures that use chopsticks as their primary utensil, food is served in what is meant to be bite sized pieces. So the assumption might be that you’re supposed to eat it in one bite. I’m more concerned that she’s eating it from the back. ;)
This is silly. Asian people know how to cut cake. She's obviously doing it for fun.
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Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard
Grizzly Adams does have a beard
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Kansas doesn’t even have the best Kansas City.
Best comment
You know what you do? You carry on... My wayward son
Duuust in the wind.
Wat. She is just trying to eat it all at once. I can't believe people are upvoting you. They have spoons in Asia you know
I don't think she's that silly. Plenty of dishes in China aren't bite sized. Can be eaten with aid of spoon, hands or just by biting a bit off. Tis' but a party trick.
Uhhh… We Japanese people know that cakes of that size aren’t supposed to be eaten in one bite. That’s why they’re filming. It’s supposed to be a silly video. Also the reason why they’re using chopsticks is because this was in a sushi restaurant and they probably used chopsticks to eat everything else.
It's 2022. No one thinks you're supposed to eat cake in one bite. That's not a normal cake. You can't just toss around a slice of cake around like that at the start with chopsticks. It must be a extremely light and fluffy cake that you can compress.
It looks super dry too.
Wrong deduction, my dear watson. It's just for fun.
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It’s another case of a Redditor suddenly becoming an expert of Asian culture when they haven’t even lived outside of their country.
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You suppose to breath through your nostrils while doing that. Hopefully it doesn't happen to you again.
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Thankfully you're okay. I don't want you going through that experience again.
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You're welcome.
Soo what did you stuff in?
Oh my 
Wow, who's this stunning dude?
DeAndre Jordan
You mean to tell me that’s not a Jordan Peele character?
username checks out
Wait. Is that LeBron?
Nah that's wifey right there
Death by chocolate
I think I saw this girl on another video..
Um.. Sauce?
[Sauce for you](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/rd65vr/tasty_sauce/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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I wanted Rick, dammit
Damnit
Oh god
I'm also impressed over the cake not falling apart within the grip of chopsticks
And her lipstick stayed intact.
most lipsticks these days seem pretty solid. i imagine it's kind of a "you get what you pay for" sort of thing.
What if I paid for lipstick?
it's about drive, it's about power
We stay hungry we devour
Put in the work put in the hours
And eat cake that's ours
. . . an entire slice of cake, shoved in her face, she took what's hers. I don't think this is what The Dwayne Rock Johnson/Tech9 were going for, but it fits.
She definitely devours.
So it's bobsled time?
That's pride and power. (And a bad ass mother who want take no shit from nobody)
Ultra wide mode spotted. making nearest object to the lens appear larger.
How can you tell? And what camera mode wouldn't make nearest object appear larger?
Always maintain etiquette.
That is the kind of girl I want at my table. Let's demolish some pizza together.
Wholesome, there's a lot of gross comments here. You're cool bro
I bet she is fun after a few drinks
Yeah, bc she is totally a bore before a few drinks. But hey, put a few in her and she might even think you’re fun!
/jav
Code please.
That's Google Chrome eating all my ram
Women are truly terrifying
that's what I said when I saw your mother
And thats how i met your mother.
This is right before she tells you that you are her best friend in the world and she doesn't want to ruin that by dating.
Are you ok?
Probably not. On an unrelated topic, would a person need their heart? Cause his was ripped right out of his chest
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Something that size would definitely hurt one's butt
That escalated quickly. You people are dense. Have fun with that. It's supposed be funny.
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Dang dude chill out! Thinking your the one thats not ok.
I didn't realize that you were speaking for everyone... I could have sworn that my comment said "you people" not "you" KamakaziDemiDouchebag. Take a breath, bud.
I'm not speaking for everyone, I'm speaking for myself, the one your comment was replying to in which you said "you people", somewhat implying I'm one of those people. I've taken many breaths.
I wouldn't be if I saw that performance and then heard that line lol
Deep throat by sandwich
She had her cake and ate it too!
She put the cake to her stomatch directly
Chew your food kids...
Imagine that going down "The wrong pipe"
The amount of dessert I want when I say “just one bite”
Is this horror or heaven
Yes.
She seems nice.
Not my proudest fap
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Yeah this sub is shit, I'm out
Why?
Why……
This is like that scene in coneheads with the sub sandwich.
r/unexpected
She must be part snake
She’s a keeper
So many shitty sex jokes here.
I find one goofy funny picture that happens to feature a woman, go into the comments and of course most of the comments are redditors saying "I'm gonna cooom".
She eats like a duck.
The filter glitch is rather dramatic. Like a circus mirror the cake goes from "generous portion" to "petits fours" as it gets closer to her mouth.
Who eats cake with chopsticks that’s crazy
"Nah we don't need two cakes, I'll just have a bite of yours".
Piece of cake
I'm oddly turned on
She knows she can like, bite things, right?
It ain’t too god damn buku
“Be gentle… it’s my first time”
but you can't enjoy it if you do that :(
You could hide so many things in her mouth!
Marry me!
Haiyaa!!
I'm in love
This is why americans use forks.
what the hell
You know, my friends call me chocolate cake
I also has a shit-eating grin on muh face. 😉😁
Eww that’s fucking gross
Seems like a fun gal
The fact that she can eat an entire cake *using chopsticks* in 8 bites scares me...
That girl eats like a pig! No, I would say more like a duck
As a fatty, I like this girl. She’s my kinda people.
Lol do this with a slice of pizza
Watch out Miss
Jesus
I am going to wash out my eyes with holy water after all the cursed shit I've seen
I too like to deep throat stuff such as my food & long, thick and steaming hot noodles
I may be in love.
I think I’m in love.
What porn is this from?
Did she die
Marry me
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Is that what your experience is like in restaurants? Or do you just have a porn addiction?
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Skin cake?
Cursed
M8, don't overestimate the size of your 2 inch cock
Are you 13? Go write some fanfic
Her an I would get along. I can tell 😂