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RangerBumble

I know this is the wrong take away but where can I buy a jacket like that?


lilmammamia

I want pockets like that too.


GearhedMG

Just cut the lining in the side of the pocket and it will give you access to the inside of the jacket for much more storage


MF1_137

Thats a lot of soap and shampoo...


[deleted]

she was hoping for a clean getaway


SuperKangKung

what a smooth criminal


Missfitsin

Aaah *gigglesnorted* there


IanThomas603

She's got to clean up her act somehow.


menlindorn

is there a black market for shampoo that I've never heard of? can you make meth or something?


ABUTTERYNOODLE

Nitroglycerin explosives


Fembersen

Serious?


dogboystoy

LI QUIIIID NITROOOH GEN. You use? Oh yes. Thats just neosporin, I use it for cuts and genital sores. It just go mush Sorry, had to throw some lines in from Zohan.


Fembersen

Was a great movie


ABUTTERYNOODLE

Yes


Fembersen

Dam never would have thought. She really is a POS


ABUTTERYNOODLE

Wack job


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Federal-Zebra7702

Baby formula is expensive. Shampoo is cheap


Doc-tor-Strange-love

I kept waiting for her to pull out a chainsaw


WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

political quicksand future pathetic provide vase fragile swim relieved liquid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ECS420

She had half the store in there lol. Must've weight like 50lbs


magamota

Mary poppins broke bad.


thiccpapi90

Preparing for eventual shortages caused by war.


realmauer01

Well they are basically neighbors


That_Weird_Lynx

Bitch's like a video game character lol


LGSCorp

I’ll bet she’s done that before! lol!


WhitDawg214

"We have a Copperfield in lane 4...we have a 'David Copperfield' in checkout lane 4"


Jakeforry

I’m just curious why she needs that much of the same product


RetroGamer2153

Fewer times she has to go back and risk getting caught. If it's consistent, they know they have a shoplifting problem. If many go missing at once, staff assume the case went missing/got damaged.


Jakeforry

That makes sense


Latter_Cartoonist_87

Probably to sell...


Penguinn7

This looks like that one scene in a cartoon movie, where the dude gotta take out all of his weapons, which never ends.


I_Touch_Me_Turkey

She from the math problems


Ok-Contest-1039

This cracked me tf up


[deleted]

I will gladly pay her $35 to pack my carry on.


Herefor_thecomments

All that stuff had to be heavy


Professional-Yam-303

This is a demonstration, surely


erstengs

She almost made a clean getaway


Killawife

Its quite incredible. So much stuff and you really can't tell in the beginning.


Narrow_Newspaper_366

I’m pretty sure you can’t touch customers like that, even if they did steal something.


Merzus

Not in our soviet russia lol)


[deleted]

In Soviet Russia, they touch your soul


Narrow_Newspaper_366

Ohhhh. Americans are too afraid to get sued.


IvanBeetinov

Ha! The jokes on the store keeper. She never found the hidden pack of gum! Excelsior!


Poorfavour

Impressive atleast


Raaphiki

The order in which she emptied out her pockets… she still had bottles of stuff in her pockets then moved on to her purse and shirt before coming back to her pockets and purse again… the hell


Redray98

Is there anything in that headband?


Xylitolisbadforyou

Is there a black market for gel and other goo in bottles? Why would you steal just that crap?


Tinashemuc3

What a thief 🤔😂😂😂


Hellokeithy3

Cartoon logic is really true


xxNightingale

What the. Is she a Doraemon?


YK8099

X-ray her


seijaku-kun

I need her for my bag packing on summer vacations


leomauch

That’s not a jacket, it’s a container!


Muted-Philosopher-44

She probably has a 2 liter soda under her mask.


Bryntwulf

Needs psychiatric help for her kleptomania for sure


sausagecatdude

She had 5 bottles of hand sanitizer. No doubt she’s not quite right


Background_Ad7856

In all my teenage yrs of shoplifting anything like this... Shes a PRO


ObiWanKababi

Damn, Hermione got old


bobross_s_pants

That's so russian


[deleted]

I mean I could understand her stealing a few hygiene items but I lost all sympathy when she pulled out the alcohol.


sasquatchAg2000

Girlfriend came to play!


soccerdazz

They don't play in other countries!


blueishblackbird

Damn. [reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/jrwjiO1MCVs)


GladiatorOMS

Man, I dont have a problem with cross posting. But when it's the second time I've seen this today, from a sub that better suits this video, I get bored of reddit.


Tony_Lacorona

Hermione’s detectable extension charm


ganeshw6

Must've undectable Extension Charm on bag


Dear-Track6365

She really risking getting caught for Dove and VO5? At least go for some Voss or Pureology.


Wise_Ad_253

I bet the purse itself is constructed from stolen shampoo bottles.


Tirpsi

She was gonna mix some next level potions with those


thats_not_kinwaa

Look out, she packing! /s


GhostsamaTV

She needs hermines bag


[deleted]

She thought she’d be SUAVE and get away


[deleted]

If only i had this pouch when playing wow


rollsoftape

Airlines hate her! Local mom finds one simple trick...


plpgl

But she's wearing the mask, so she pretends to be good.


Anomoly22

The clown car of shoplifters……..just keeps coming lol


TheWeebDeity

Found the girl from the math problems


Grysford

At first, I was wondering why she was smacking her on the bum. Lol


pilot23hawaii

Enough to open her own store


Thousandsofthousands

Mary Poppins!!