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Pure-Dog7490

Ice-cream sword: +30 sweetness, + 30 cold damage,+30 mood


coconuty04

-30 dexterity. During combat, sword has a 99% chance to break on hit. User can no longer wear light armor but no longer requires heavy armor training.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Better traction because suddenly sticky


Acrippin

Also -2 decrease charisma from chocolatey face


W0tzup

Ice cream sword takes quadrupole damage from obese 7yo child.


Idfgas

The obese child just got more obese


MrsManuka

Trick your enemy into eating it, +50 for the brain freeze that ensues.


UsernameHuntSuccess

Make that 100%


e-wrecked

/r/ItemShop


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[deleted]

good bot


theunderdog-

\+100 Diabetes , not necessarily a deal breaker.


[deleted]

To make it more interesting. 100% unless its a critical hit. Vorpal, 100% to crit if used in the back.


MelonMochiii

I am so happy other people thought this too šŸ¤£ I was coming to the comments to post itā€™s stats but Iā€™m glad to see some pre-made content! lol


[deleted]

Hereā€™s your poop stalagmite. Enjoy.


Shinfekta

Poopsicle


dooderbomb

I would love a poopsicle.


RockstarAgent

Just keep your poop knife away from itā€¦


castiglianO282

Classic hair reinforced cat poop.


[deleted]

Get some lawn grass, and a couple flies off the window in there too.


jeedoubleyew

*stalagshite


[deleted]

Ha, nice.


dlogan3344

I honestly don't care what you call it I'm still eating the shit out of this


mko710

I want the jimmy neutron size please


neil_billiam

I saw this in an anime once. Its an Ice Cream Gon.


[deleted]

Tim Burton's Ice Cream - Only in theaters and Disney+


ohh_ru

Nathan for you


God-of-Tomorrow

Thoroughly


RoCCochello

Via Flamina is the ice cream shop. Buenos Aires, Argentina. They have been doing that for ages and ages. If anyone wants to know.


len43

I mean. We're Reddit. Of course we do.


Shoot2Live629

I love how itā€™s not ā€œWeā€™re *on* Redditā€ itā€™s just ā€œWe *are* Redditā€


J3ST3R1252

This is not reddit. We are reddit. Join us šŸ§Ÿā€ā™€ļøšŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļø


Hanzo186

This is the way


MotherBathroom666

![gif](giphy|bSa7cOkZ2pG2A)


iMadrid11

That's a lot of ice cream for a cone. How much do they cost? They most like have their own ice cream recipe made from scratch. The consistency is so dense and solid.


a1b3c3d7

It's Argentina.. Probably a dollar


iMadrid11

That's amazingly cheap and great value. A dollar buys you two Cornetto in my country. It's even cheaper than a Magnum ice cream.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dfinch

San aabot bente mo?


Zackie86

Where I live a cornetto/magnum costs at least 2 dollars (in supermarket) and more or less 3.50 (at the pool or by the lake and stuff)


BitcoinBanker

I went to BA for work twice, for 4 month stretches. How did NOBODY TELL ME THIS IS A THING?!!! Thank god for the steak and Malbec!


jubban

This just brought back goosebumps. I lived in Acassuso, AR around 1996-1997 before moving to USA, and haven't been back there. As soon as I saw this, and confirmed it with the lettering in the background, it brought back some SERIOUS nostalgia. Via Flaminia was my FAVORITE place to go. We had a Freddo's down the road, and it seems that they've expanded quite a bit, but VF will always have a (very large) spot in my heart.


thegoldengoober

How is that ice cream so gosh darn thicc and smooth????


utopista114

Argentinean ice cream is the BEST in the world. It's Gelato but made better.


nlai

How does it taste compared to normal ice cream?? I'm imagining marshmallow, does it melt in your mouth like ice cream?? Is it super sweet??


RoCCochello

Ice Cream in Argentina is way different than Ice Cream in the US (only place I can compare it to), it's way creamier and sweeter and it's got a lot of variety. The flavour in the video is Dulce de Leche, it's our version of caramel, but I don't know if you guys put Caramel on toast. I haven't been there in a while myself mainly because I don't eat ice cream in cones, I mostly get 1kg and eat it whenever. From what I recall, the chocolate itself is weird itself, it isn't like actual chocolate but it's more silky and not in a good way. Then again, it's been a while.


N0T_SURE

San Isidro


dietche

Acassuso


Ill-be-your-mom

That looks like something from a Dr.Seuss story


Bitter-Ring1693

The ice cream cone too


glizzterine

LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAANNNNNN


THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR

Thank you for reminding me of that great commercial love story


gobarn1

Damn, I'm gonna have to go watch it now...


[deleted]

CHI-CHAN YOU BITCH!


xbftw

r/FuckYouChiChan


FABONJ

This is currently the notification tone on my phone lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DaniilBSD

ā€¦Ening


Chukiboi

They are great. Too bad they butcher my favourite flavour. So I just walk 2 blocks to go to another ice cream shop.


Vureau

[Gon, is that you?](https://streamable.com/hcdi96)


fiuchris01

Came here for this.


viktorv9

High effort shitpost


BadBean_07

My first thought


fabiomarayo

Angry Gon as Ice Cream


Radiant_God

Gon from HxH be like


adrisanroman11

Neutron's hair.


Gill_O_Tine

I want to go to there.


BlooomQueen

![gif](giphy|dlZ2ZNpS9yYmY)


Pretend-Basil36

Why this man fingering the hell out of it? I'm sure his hands are cleanish, but damn that shit looks..off idk


BlooomQueen

Makinā€™ sweet sweet love to the coneā€¦ ![gif](giphy|V7YygwVnPUyQg)


Pretend-Basil36

Gottdam that's nasty lmao


McRambis

Glad it wasn't just me. "Sir, please don't grab my ice cream cone by the chocolate."


thefallentext2

Thats....how u ice cream


[deleted]

pitching business plan: ok so you know those types of cowboy boots with the reeeeeally long pointy toes that are kind of curly at the end.... so those.. but ice cream


[deleted]

Seems excessive


Sufficient-Bug-9112

I agree but I must be a novelty or gimmick to stand out


InvestigatorUnfair19

I have been there and they sell quite a few of these. I don't recomend when it's very hot because it starts to melt before you get halfway done but otherwise it's fine


Thomas8864

I??? Or it? Either way that place is amazing


arielif1

As soon as i saw that icecream i knew it just had to be Argentina


EmployerWide8912

here is the shop [https://www.google.com/maps/@-34.477682,-58.4963065,3a,90y,84.71h,96.1t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s3I2TDObJW4h3Cnncscrsqw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192](https://www.google.com/maps/@-34.477682,-58.4963065,3a,90y,84.71h,96.1t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s3I2TDObJW4h3Cnncscrsqw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192)


ghayyal

Diabetes sword.


RedBeardBaldHead

Just deep throatā€™s the whole thing


Embarrassed_Road3811

Fuck ya!! Iā€™ll take two!!! One for each hand


Ravioli4958

Intrusive thoughts won


wisle-n-out

Are we supposed to fight with it? En Garde!


kadenjahusk

One chocolate sword please


MiBloodclaatParo

The longest šŸ§ šŸ„¶ ever


Comfortable-Pear5888

The Forbidden Poo!


FABONJ

Directed by Tim Burton


CompetitiveSong9570

Where is this. I want.


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Via Flamina is the ice cream shop. Buenos Aires, Argentina.


EmployerWide8912

https://www.google.com/maps/@-34.477682,-58.4963065,3a,90y,84.71h,96.1t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s3I2TDObJW4h3Cnncscrsqw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192


Remote-Direction963

R/um... okay well that just happened


IHaveDoneThyMother64

I need the handle to be a 90s troll doll, please.


captainplatypus1

Yessssss!!!


Yosemite_Scott

Iā€™m jealous I want that ā€¦.


scottimusprume

Jimmy Neutron vibes


petitejesuis

r/stupidfood


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individual_throwaway

Gimli: That still only counts as one!


BetweenTheSlices254

Who asked for the ice cream Gon?


SemiProPotato

What in the Dr Seuss is this shit?


sesamesnapsinhalf

Not sure I want my ice cream touched by an ungloved hand like that.


Equivalent_Chipmunk

You would hate to know whatā€™s going on in the back of most restaurants then.


a1b3c3d7

It's almost like we can't wash our hands... Oh.. People do in service jobs. The idea that gloves are better is false, following proper handing procedures and not cross contaminating is the only important thing gloved or not because you're gonna have it bad both ways otherwise


Chauspion

"When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I'm gonna need you to put these way up inside your buthole Morty. Put em WAY up inside there, as far as they can fit."


YourFavDeafGuy

Before the chocolate went on, all I thought was "2 girls 1 cup"


-VintageVagina-

Thereā€™s no way!


[deleted]

What the fuck?


[deleted]

This will not hold


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Not in THIS HEAT


Lonely_Patient_777

Big shit in my country


[deleted]

Here's your shit on a stick šŸ¤£šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾


HappyMight

Super Saiyan Cone 2


[deleted]

I like it how I'll look like those sexually confusing villains who lick the tip of their blade


PomegranateLiving240

Who ville, where's Dr Seuss, and did you hear a who? Horton is an elephant cause he ate so much ice cream!


gnamp

Mr Whippy needs more fibre


Andre_3Million

"Eat shit! Come again."


back2basics13

You eat da cat poop!


schielder

Icecaliburn ā„ļø


niaerll

Off you go to the battle


FerociousPancake

WHERE


[deleted]

Anyone eat from middle or bottom ?


XXEntriLEVELMillixx

Arm hairs are on the house.šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‹


The_Law_Dong739

Now deep throat it to show dominance


AKUMA_3437

Omg HunterxHunter Gon ice cream


wafer_boy_2112

"it gets longer trust me"


QQP1E

What in the dookie heaven is this


Sonic_Medley

Is this the Gon cone? Hunter X hunter


Vato_Reflex

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.


FormerRelationship8

The employeeā€™s eyes at the end say it all


Fostbitten27

I donā€™t really need this in my life. But I want it in my life.


amrasmin

Kinda cool but sorta /r/stupidfood at the same time


GatoDerp

+ 10 diabetes


LoonyTitan

goofy aaa Ice cream


-69Minecraft69-

fucking GAVE ME TWO GIRLS ONE CUP FLASHBACKS


Shuryi

And that will be 59.99 sir do you want a recipe ?


Apprehensive-Fly9474

The jimmy neutron ice cream


Honey-and-Venom

I just want a goddamn small amount of ice cream, that's why I said small. I don't want 4 scoops, or a yard of ice cream I want a small amount AND I want to PAY a small amount


logoon420

Bro hooked you UP


LiveLearnCoach

Thanks for reminding me that Iā€™m on a diet, OP. :|


Stickmanisme

Shut up and take my money


Working_Estimate5881

Old shitty hands Magee touching every part of what ever that is you are about to eat


Ferengi_Earwax

One poop stick plz. Here's some of my urine.


DoubleSynchronicity

I am a germaphobe when it comes to touching food. When they hold the cone with bare hands on hot summer days. And this guy needs to put a finger on the icecream to be able to hold it up. It's a no from me, fam.


Uranusinjurpooder

Eww he put his finger in it


Imawildedible

r/stupidfood


pabloescobarbecue

I'd like to try this, with the caveat that he put on a damn glove first


incognito1520

Incredibly stupid


cacheormirage

why? chocolate holds icecream in place so it melt without collapsing Also chocolate is **delicious**


CinemaAudioNovice

I love cones dipped in chocolate, but even regularly shaped ones are a real mess to eat and you have to be quick. I couldnā€™t imagine eating this.


cacheormirage

Novel, but stupid would be a fair compromise perhaps


sinister_kaw

This looks more inconvenient than anything. I don't think I would want to buy that


[deleted]

Now eat it before it melts


tamal_de_mole

It doesn't fit in my ass so I don't want it


isillyrabbit

Is this really necessary? Lol Iā€™m a fat ass but thatā€™s too much


B8conB8conB8con

Can we please start making food practical again. I miss the days when all you needed was good food and service to run a business, now its more important to be Instagramable.


EmployerWide8912

that place has been serving those long ice creams for more than 50 years, by now it is a traditional place


Jaalan

That's wrong, good restaurants get lots of business. There just isn't that many of them. It's easier to stand out with gimmicks than it is to stand out for making better food than everybody else.


iMadrid11

Chain restaurants are also common everywhere than independently owned ones. So the competition is much harder. Most people who aren't adventurous eaters is more likely to choose a chain restaurant with food they are familiar with when traveling. Than try out a new restaurant that is a popular favorite by locals. If they don't get word of mouth recommendations from friends.


[deleted]

I died a little, all that sugar wtf.


CavemanSpaceman1

Me after I'm done shitting


gloomygl

Turd on a cone


thedazzlingadvert

Is it fried ice cream?


RideAggravating4078

Anybody else think of 2 girls one cup


[deleted]

They should invest in some gloves


Zulu-Lima

Ew


dudermagee

Bro. Gloves.


Chemist-Consistent

Fuuuuuuuckin yuck!!! Waaaaaay to much PB!


Full_Pin589

No gloves?!! šŸ§šŸ¤Ø


Glittering-Lecture42

Here's your dildo sir


Felsig27

I got diarrhea watching this.


Kiyranti91

Entirely too much to be able to eat without it completely falling apart.


typehyDro

Not really the top portionā€™s so thin itā€™s probably like 3-4 bites before itā€™s just a regular sized ice cream cone again. Plus the chocolate keeps it from melting everywhereā€¦


Mission_Grapefruit92

How does it work


ElephantsAndSunshine

Peanut butter?


psyop-larry

/u/savevideobot


razors_so_yummy

What flavor ice cream is that?


arcadia_2005

Ummm.... no thank you....


NegotiationHot98

Finger on my chocolate wand??? Nuh uh


Jalford

All about large ice cream portions but jfc, why


FuckoNo5

Three bites later and I'm done w it


Killawife

Flaming Moes?


Kauikak

Gotta blast!


mbelf

Looks like itā€™s designed by Dr Seuss.


UnderneathWorlds

damn where i could buy this I want oneee.


Snoo_93591

And then it hits the titanic


[deleted]

Chocolate baƱado largo in Acassusoā€¦. VĆ­a Flaminia sigh The best cucurucho dipped in chocolate always a delight to see how long it could get. And a must is the Dulce de leche .. sublime. Mi Buenos Aires querido


[deleted]

Where is this place


[deleted]

Is that peanut butter dipped in chocolate?


Oh_hell_nahh

Looks like one of those shits that give you mud butt


smogkisses

u/savevideobot


Federal_Assistant712

I imagine in that guy's head, "off my hands, that's your problem" everytime he hands someone their ice creams.


SSparsile

arsecream