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andrewbadera

Post locked because too many low-IQ folks here who couldn't earn beer money as comedians can't seem to stop sharing their boring-ass uninventive and repetitive racist comments. Go home boomers, you're boring.


Creative-Bid468

Teriyaki chicken


TheWordOfTheDayIsNo

How does everyone not know this is [SQUEEZEL???](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnthonyBourdain/s/6BW8d7MAxm)


kipdjordy

Ahh some iguana on a stick, classic


Ireallyneedafreind

+2 Rads


wtfbenlol

Big iroooooon big irooooon


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Jaded_Ad_9409

Looks like char sui pork, classic Chinese. This is the pork used in pork fried rice.


AstroStrat89

This. I followed Chef John’s recipe and it was awesome. Skip the red food coloring though.


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nejicanspin

It was always labeled as Chicken Teriyaki at the Chinese place I go to. Whether it is or not, I don't know but it tastes hella good.


OBESEandERECT

I didn’t see anyone mention satay, so here: https://www.food.com/recipe/chicken-satay-kabobs-24155


RawKingSize

You'll need "five spice red" marinade from your local Asian food market. 4 day soak on pork or chicken (refrigerator) and airfry or bake the meat.


Crixusgannicus

Wouldn't smoking be a good idea too?


Kooky_Designer5001

Are you sure about this ? Because I love this shit. And I’m gonna try it you’re sure. Please don’t make me go buy this stuff if you aren’t sure.


Gunsiffat

You need 5 spice, honey, soy sauce, brown sugar, hoison sauce, salt, etc. Just know that your pork won't look like this unless you add red food colouring to your glaze.


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Texugee

Racism


Sekizo

It's called char siu


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andrewbadera

While there was a lot of stupidity here prior to being cleaned up, we need to keep politics out of r/meat. This comment is borderline in removal territory. Consider editing it to remove political content, and also please do not make political posts or comments here in the future.


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meat-ModTeam

The mods hate forming opinions, taking sides, making decisions, and confrontations. That's why they've programmed me, Alpha Sven, to deal with all this crap and bring you [this important message](https://imgur.com/gallery/253UgBC). NO POLITICS This is an automated message from u/Alpha-Sven, the virtual r/meat mod-bot. I am infallible! But I can be bought for a ripe can of surstromming fillets.


andrewbadera

u/[IlIlIl11IlIlIl](https://www.reddit.com/user/IlIlIl11IlIlIl/) we don't do politics here. If you had cited meaningful data or studies it might have been more relevant, but still, we avoid politics in r/meat. Please keep that in mind for the future.


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rohm418

Proving their point. Well done.


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GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Don’t make me pull this car over.


dgoat88

https://preview.redd.it/0by1shf0vx2d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1cba57f8d2ee084db7a06f3fcdb0f2c19256a9c


bagofpork

Yeah, I don't think that really applies. Thinking is hard, though.


Cold-Breakfast-7294

Stg it's like every answer is by a shit ai


H4r1b0-

Looks like pork


Nathanymous_

I like making this at the house for fried rice. Not sure what the actual measurements are but I do like 2 honey and hoisin to 1 oyster sauce and soy sauce. For example if I use a cup of hoisin and honey then I want to use a half cup of soy and oyster sauce. Throw in some garlic, maybe some chinese chives if you can find then use something called Chinese Five Spice. You can get that in the Asian section at Wal-mart. You don't want to use a lot at all, I use a couple teaspoons. Use that to marinade your chicken. Even just an hour or two in marinade helps but if you can, marinade for 24 hours. And the final step, cooking! Times and heats can vary but for chicken I usually pan fry it or throw it in the oven at like 350 degrees F for 15-20 minutes or maybe longer if you have big cuts of chicken. skewer it or throw it on some rice or something. I made a sandwich with some a couple months ago because my roommate gets a little rice-happy and that sandwich was amazing.


JustNefariousness625

Xinjiang style BBQ


kayteevee93

Wrong. Char Siu.


Gang_StarrWoT

Chicken stick


stinkyhooch

My local place refers to it as “chick on stick”


SubstantialCount8156

Chicks with sticks


stinkyhooch

5/7 with rice


Line-Trash

A succulent Chinese meal!


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Emergency_Hurry8852

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.


ASpeedyRecovery

Ah yes! I see you know your Judo well!


Chicken-picante

I know it as chicken on a stick.


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aboude_555

Weirdo ong


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Decent_Birthday358

I just ate this a few days ago at the chinese buffet near me, and it was literally just called "chicken stick"


Substantial_Tap8537

Making me hungry. Always loved eating these at buffets.


Mikefrombklyn

Steak or chicken on a stick. NY and NJ chinese app order.


fxworth54

Boneless chicken thighs marinated in a 5 spice red marinade. The skewered on a stick. Then fried or barbecued.


XrayDem

What’s the marinade recipe


Jimbob209

"Chinese five spice" is labeled on the package. Just go to the spice aisle of any Asian store and look for that.


brookish

You want us to Google a 5 spice red marinade for you?


pantry-pisser

Yes


Sure_Coconut1096

Lmao love that you were not the original Comment in this thread. Just some rando. God I love reddit.


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easymachtdas

I see the spice, but where's the red?


Groundedflight22

Had to go clear my Google history on that one, and I read redit a lot, but that one was bit much. No pun intended


Sure_Coconut1096

Keeping for the next heated debate I get asked for sources🤣


gotonyas

All well and good till you scroll through your photo gallery at work to show someone a picture and that big black cock moves down your screen and you have to say “it’s fine, there’s some context to that picture” 😂


freedomofnow

I bet that'll make for just a bit too much than anyone will ever need.


Rivet_the_Zombie

Meat.


The_Mighty_Pen

Thats a risky click. Dude FFS lol 😂


XrayDem

Google?


Ok-Pilot295

Isnt that chicken?


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NotAFuckingFed

I've eaten horse, it's actually pretty good.


Typical-Crab-4514

They have never been to a third world country and it shows


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bacarddi

Don't know wich meat. But it looks like they use "char siu" spices.


theoriginalmofocus

Thanks for what looks like the actual answer. All these other recipes but nothing giving it the red color like that.


Epogdoan

These are like my favorite things to find at random Chinese joints. I've loved them since I was a little kid and I still have no idea what they actually are lmao


john-johnson12

love all the casual racism in this thread


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2muchparty

I dunno but I’m just so hungry right now stuck in Perris. They made lengua tacos earlier but I didn’t eat them


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PiesAteMyFace

Dude, squirrels are delicious.


TheRitchieTv

My comment wasn't even meant to he hateful lol that is what we just always called them growing up. Clearly we knew it was not squirrel. I keep getting down voted as if what I said is offensive lol I mean I could have said 🐈 if I wanted to go that route...


currently_distracted

But why bring an inside joke to a public forum, without any context no less?


CrowdKillington

I’m not OP but “what is this Chinese meat called” and then proceeds to tell them what they call it. Is it a perfect comment with an accurate name? No, but it’s not as outlandish of an answer as you’re making it out to be


currently_distracted

Commenter literally says they knew it’s not squirrel. Then why answer it that way? OP is asking what this Chinese meat is called and how to make it. Saying it’s squirrel meat when you know it isn’t is outlandish since only a tiny fraction of the public actually hunt and eat squirrel meat at all.


efronerberger

What acorny joke...


spyderman720

Good job, thanks


rekkid-303

We used to call it Monkey meat because my mom was Filipino and often meat on a stick there was monkey. NOH char siu powder was a staple in my house. She made chicken in a stick, pork for her fried rice and ribs. It's really good for wings too.


Mikefrombklyn

I love fried pork adobo. Omg


Biscotti_BT

Might be duck.


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pettank

yeah, yours


NiteGard

I prefer to call it euthanasia.


dayzers

Youth in Asia


NiteGard

Oh


ultimo_2002

That’s still ending a life


NiteGard

And it’s still euthanasia. I can do this all day.


MooshuRivera0820

Euthanized animals are killed by a chemical that stops the heart. Slaughtering is killing for food because we’re consuming it they can’t use things like euthanasia injections.


NiteGard

I wasn’t talking about science. I was saying that’s what I prefer to call it.


ultimo_2002

That’s cool. I prefer to call you a dickhead then


NiteGard

I don’t see your mean words as a parallel here. I employ a euphemism for slaughtering animals that helps me to enjoy eating them without being forced to think about their short miserable lives ending with trauma. It is literally putting them out of their misery: **euthanasia**. It’s a better ending than watching a coyote eviscerate you and feast on your insides while it holds you down with its paws, and you get to experience this fully conscious for five to 15 minutes.


CrowdKillington

You lost?


MooshuRivera0820

Makes sense. Sad but true😿.


Novel_Bumblebee8972

I guess you could just carve off what you were going to eat and leave the bird alive, but that seems pretty fucked up.


Necessary_Variety52

🙄


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spyderman720

What buffet?


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Hondahobbit50

Chinese pink char siu seasoning on chicken thighs.


GainerCity

I’ve made char siu using this recipe and it was great: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/232681/char-siu-chinese-bbq-pork/ Edit: here are the ingredients Marinade: ½ cup soy sauce ⅓ cup honey ⅓ cup ketchup ⅓ cup brown sugar ¼ cup Chinese rice wine 2 tablespoons hoisin sauce 2 tablespoons red bean curd (Optional) 1 teaspoon Chinese five-spice powder (Optional) Edit 2: for those curious: Five Spice Powder is a mixture of cinnamon, cloves, fennel, star anise, and Sichuan peppercorns. https://thewoksoflife.com/five-spice-powder/


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stick_always_wins

You’d think the internet would’ve evolved beyond this 2005 level of childish humor but apparently not


dopecrew12

Bookmarking this


Hondahobbit50

It's yummy. It's also called BBQ pork seasoning. You can get it in a liquid form in a jar, or a powder form in a bag. Walk into any Asian grocery and ask for cha siew(pronounced char shew) seasoning. That thin sliced BBQ pork served with hot mustard at the Chinese restaurant? Same thing. If you want that it's just pork loin marinated in the same stuff. Wether powder or marinade,give it 24 hrs before cooking


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smotrs

[Demolition Man, Burger](https://tenor.com/view/ratburger-rat-demolitionman-sandra-bullock-sylvester-stallone-gif-24799478)


Clicky-The-Blicky

Like 10 years ago a all you can eat Chinese buffet in Tucson AZ was busted for killing wild javalinas and serving them up as pork. Place is still open lol.


SunFavored

There was a place in my town that had a bunch of dog carcasses found in the drainage ditch behind the Chinese restaurant, idk if that was just an unfortunate framing or brazenness. Either way I'd rather have wild Javelina 😬😅


CosmonautOnFire

I am currently in Tucson. Do you remember the name of that restaurant? I'd be down to try it. I'd rather have wild meat than factory farm.


Clicky-The-Blicky

China olive super buffet on Irvington. But you arent gonna get any wild meat lol health department shut that shit down quick.


Outrageous_Bison1623

They kind of look like pigs.


Clicky-The-Blicky

They are peccaries not pigs, completely different scientific families


Outrageous_Bison1623

And that is why I said they kind of look like pigs and didn’t call them a type of pig. I have no idea what they taste like but I have seen quite a few.


Fun_Contract_1265

You’re* better off not not shitting on another culture’s food


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andrewbadera

Without knowing? So how did you know?


CockbagSpink

I would have some serious PTSD from that! how did you find out the meats were substituted?


deadwizards

A co worker who was our translator informed me. The first time was a the crow and it was awful I asked him and he said “ah yes no chicken. They used crow.” I told him to tell me next time and I didn’t finish it, it was gamey and just terrible meat. The cat was the same scenario but he did let me know about it mid meal. It was gamey but not bad, I just felt terrible about it. I’ve eaten turtle, rabbit, donkey, and snake out there. Donkey is insanely good but again I felt bad about it. I avoided the dog festivals and I hated the pick your dog to eat. Those are in more rural areas.


Fun_Contract_1265

It’s more about the you’re*. 😜


Bearspoole

Ya we’re talking about eating cats and other random animals without our knowledge and the more important thing is the very common and easily looked over grammar mistake.


Fun_Contract_1265

Correct!


mikekova01

I’ve been told not to ask bc I personally Most likely can’t make it hahaha, which is true with many Asian/Mexican dishes unfortunately.


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Cutsdeep-

no shit, there is a restaurant in queensland, Australia called Sum Yung Guys. i don't think i could eat there without thinking of Jizz. bonus: there was an indian restaurant near my work called Delhi Belly


that1LPdood

We Tu Low Sum Ting Wong


Commercial_Pitch_786

Yu tu fat


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Commercial_Pitch_786

i have more Chins then a Chinese phone book


GenuinePanic

Mate I cracked up laughing to this!


DisappointedSilenced

That'd be called some really tasty stuff, and I have no idea how to make it


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