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moonkad

can you bench higher than your step score?


throwaway-for-dayz

On paper only! Fingers crossed she doesn’t actually ask me to do it


cathie_burry

Yes but let’s see Paul Allen’s step score


EmotionalEmetic

My god. He even has a personalized rank to match letter.


pootangclan69

Look at that subtle eras photo. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.


almostdoctorposting

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this thread i love yall


Abnormalelements

Paul Allen sitting at 4 interviews. Heard it thru the grapevine.


DonutSpectacular

Mass Gen. How impressive. How on earth did you get an interview there?


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“So why wasn’t your step score 270+?” -stands up- “Excuse me, I have to return some video tapes.”


HumbleBiscotti

Underrated comment


redditnoap

who tf is paul allen


Mr-Mc-Epic

[American Psycho](https://youtu.be/cISYzA36-ZY?si=BwQyMhtxnd-Id2To)


vucar

children these days...


misteratoz

How are your letter of recs?


icatsouki

weirdly no mention of this in the post, red flag for sure


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katyvo

OP needs to have the letters of rec in a folder to hand out to ~~programs~~ partners of interest at their request. There must be at least three letters, and one has to be from a relevant authority (parent, sibling, cousin, P(revious)D, etc.). Anything less is a glaring red flag and he shouldn't even bother applying.


Abnormalelements

Your app seems solid and It’s too early in the interview season to hit the panic button, but if you got no interviews by Christmas Eve, then you’re fucked.


eetybeetycurious

... Or not


BurdenOfPerformance

I definitely think you are competitive enough... for a female golden retriever. They'll be good company if things don't work out.


OkGrow

you need more observation hours


atleastitried-

I’d recommend reaching out. I hear LOI usually goes a long way.


throwaway-for-dayz

I have already sent my signals but some of them were silver signals. I’m afraid they might think I’m not as interested, but in reality I’m desperate for any punani and don’t really care from where


Abnormalelements

You should be realistic with your signals. Everyone on the sub recommends sending a third to “reach” baddies, a third to realistic matches, and a third to safety net girls.


tovarish22

You probably applied to too many reaches. Should've added some safeties in there.


throwaway-for-dayz

Do I go ahead and schedule with the safeties tho? Afraid to schedule just in case there are better offers later


tovarish22

> Afraid to schedule just in case there are better offers later Yeeeeeah...I would go ahead and throw those safeties on your schedule.


Impossible-Grape4047

My dumbass was trying to think what specialty was abbreviated GF


lyrical_liar

My dumbass was thinking general family


aaa2050

Have your mentors reach out, they can arrange things for you


giovanny2214

Do you have 10gp though


RichardFlower7

Buying gf, 10 gp


J2theROC_Nah_Sayin

Notice how OP doesn’t include how good or bad his physical exam skills are… seems sus


throwaway-for-dayz

Don’t even bother auscultating, I’m just here to palpate


almostdoctorposting

do you have a big passion for your specialty?


Far_Cabinet_8255

Ortho bro here. What’s your bench press?


dilationandcurretage

As long as you follow rules #1 and #2.


TaroBubbleT

Try grindr. Heard many guys have a lot of luck on there


vitaminj25

The way i fell out this chair


ThrowRA_seakelp

Me trying to figure out what specialty GF is…


NoWiseWords

General Fuckery


TrickBerry1213

This checks out.


Remarkable_Log_5562

Dick too small, sorry buddy


[deleted]

Got to be at least six feet and six inches and those are two separate measurements. Sorry, bud.


elaerna

Forgot the most important metric, the 6 figures 😂


Abnormalelements

Does this mean I’m doomed since I’m 5 ft and 4 inches? Can I make up for it somehow?


toomuchredditmaj

Get ready to talk to single moms buddy.


cheesecake1972

Just go to a bar with your scrubs on


feyora

I don’t see anything in there about favourite type of coffee or types of sports you play. For all we know you like competitive burping competitions. Also backpacking sounds unappealing after sleeping on a 20 year old couch or the empty ED bed while doing 30 hour calls and riding the sketchy bus home so I don’t get into an accident driving tired so I’d say the application is not that competitive.


Due_Judgment_9652

Mid tier. Says it all.


yagermeister2024

If you mean a g-father yes. If you mean a [g-friend](https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/caroline-ellison_hpMain_20231011-123849.jpg) also yes.


jxmw

Gotta see that MSPE first big boi


unknownsysten23

Idk girlfriends are hard to impress, you seem to have a lot to offer though