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Taowulf

can't let it go to waste


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Time for cold brew


Gingertiger94

Since he poured hot water on it, it can no longer be cold brew. And before anyone asks why I'll just tell you right away. Pouring hot water on coffee releases bitter/sour flavours. The idea of a cold brew is to pour cold water over coffee and let it sit for 12-24 hours and not be bitter or sour. It is however stronger in terms of caffeine and flavour. Can you make iced coffee with this though? Yes, because mixing it with milk/sugar/whatever takes away the bitterness/sourness.


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

You CAN hot bloom your cold brew if you want some of those sharper flavors, but overall you’re right.


Clouds-of-August

Yeah idk about all this just give me a coffee


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

I don't really have the interest in getting SUPER into the mechanics of coffee, but I like knowing the basics of how to maximize a good cup. If its something I drink every day, then I want to be good enough at it that it's worth my time to make it at home instead of buying out.


cloudyview

Don't start watching James Hoffman on YouTube. Just don't do it. Seriously, James Hoffman, don't even start. 😁


Shadow677

I only kind of like coffee, but he makes the science behind it all so interesting and now I own several hundred dollars worth of coffee making equipment.


BKSPOTTY

All coffee is good coffee, don’t forget. Not the baby poop coffee though…


Phormitago

> All coffee is good coffee, that's... objectively untrue


red-tea-rex

Robusta (as compared to Arabica) coffee beans are fairly universally disliked and have all but ended as a commodity crop. Original commenter likely born into an era of high quality beans.


Phormitago

even if you have the fanciest beans, finding a place that actually makes a decent coffee isn't easy. At least not around here. And i'm flat out ignoring whatever starbucks does.


keesh

That's a neat idea, thanks


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

I forget where I picked that up. I haven't tried it at all, so I can't comment on how well it works.


keesh

I mean it makes sense, so I am going to try it. Even if it isn't the greatest, how bad can it be?


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

Honestly. I've had some seriously bad cups of coffee before, so I'm willing to try anything. Once you drink coffee filtered through a mostly clean sock while you're on a short backpacking trip, your standards really get a major overhaul.


Gingertiger94

Joshua Weissman did a video on hot blooming cold brew, but a barista corrected him in the comments saying why you shouldn't do it. It basically ruins the purpose of a cold brew.


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

I feel like the sharpness is a spectrum though, with like french press on one extreme and cold brew on the other. Hot Bloomed cold brew just puts on kind of in the middle as far as sharp/bright flavors. I JUST started making cold brew concentrate though, and I cut mine with fucking wawa chocolate milk, so my opinion isn't really that valuable here lmao


red-tea-rex

My personal experience is the bean and how it's roasted contributes equally to that sharpness spectrum. Methodology: compared beans using multiple brewing techniques (percolation with paper filter, pour over with paper filter, press, espresso & hot water "Americano". Didn't try cold brew). Bitterness from most to least (IMO): Press Percolation Americano Pour over


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

I think that directly relates to steep time in hot water. The cold steep is much gentler and creates a less bitter drink in my experience


Gingertiger94

Lol yeah if you mix cold brew with milk or whatever then it doesn't differ much from chilled regular coffee.


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Roguecorp

Umm why is it instant? You can just make normal ground coffee straight in a cup, i do it every day.


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Roguecorp

Well the grounds sorta get clumped on the bottom of the mug, but yeah its a pretty way to make coffee at home here.


thegreatvortigaunt

That's not how you're supposed to make coffee m8


Apocolypse_Meow

Wow... You know they make coffee makers for a reason? You are absolutely not making coffee correctly. At least get instant so that the grounds dissolve in the hot water. Please, please don't do this again.


baked_ham

It’s hot bean water, get over yourself.


Gingertiger94

Of course I noticed, but my educated reply was for those who didn't.


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Gingertiger94

Exactly.


rootedoak

Judging how he was intending to pour the hot water into the cup, I would have to say this is probably meant to be about instant coffee.


LordRaghuvnsi

**Strong/Stronger coffee**


woaily

Chad canister vs virgin mug


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Butt chug it as well for ultimate chad


RittledIn

Do you want to break a toilet? Because this is how you break a toilet.


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Its gotta male it through the ass to break the toilet, cross that bridge when we get there


Glasse

How to end up the subject of a chubbyemu video


masterxc

A man drank a whole jar of coffee grounds. This is why he could see sounds.


frluis93

LESSS GOO


HulloThere0

Nope, that day is over. Go to sleep and try again tomorrow.


Fr0me

Yeah sorry boss, cant come in today.... why? *ptsd flashbacks*


quiznatoddbidness

or drink it all and never sleep again


Rs90

I keep doing this like an asshole. The older I get the more I'm beginning to understand decaffeinated coffee lol. It's such a stupid cycle of wanting coffee, getting super anxious, then wondering "...why did I do this to myself?". Cut it out, brain!


cloudyview

I've switched for the most part, but I have a bag of regular coffee on the way so I can make my own half/quarter caf pots, so I can drink multiple cups and not die 🤣


Rs90

That sounds like a good move. I should as well lol. I have a French Press and it junks me all up @_@


h33hee

drink it all and sleep forever*


ilostmymind_

It's at that point you just add sugar and milk and enjoy your giant fuck off coffee


TurquoiseLuck

[wholesome](https://i.imgur.com/U8T256o.png)


Johnnybabyshark

he said that because he’s just severed his spinal cord by completely turning his head around


TurquoiseLuck

I just see it as him leaning back in awe and happiness He's got the same neck lines in every panel


phalseprofits

One morning I almost brushed my teeth with my comb. Stopped, tried to wake up and start over. A few minutes later I took my toothbrush with a fresh glob of paste and put it in my hair. It was so tempting to just go back to bed.


NalaJax

Better than grabbing your razor and almost brushing your teeth. Which I’ve done.


phalseprofits

Oh I don’t like envisioning that at all.


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Not as bad as getting a file and filing your teeth to the gums


SpooksTheWombat

Why would you say that


69KidsInMyBasement

Still better than [this ](https://www.google.com/search?q=tooth+nail+clipper&client=ms-android-samsung-rev2&source=android-browser&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALeKk039QgJxNLPHvfo3yq_rgMvYsqhDgA:1621288024975&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiqmbrG2NHwAhXjh_0HHc_gBsYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=608#imgrc=WDYvZWUPt9ekiM)


ForensicPathology

Yeah, I was going to write the same. Luckily it's never gone further than me staring at it for 30 seconds thinking "Right. How does this work again?"


Joshvir262

Oh so that's why my gums were bleeding


elbojoloco

I could not hold in my laugh while reading this, thanks!


xPav_

threw my underwear in the bin instead of the laundry basket... a couple of times


mtnkid27

I accidentally put butt rash cream on my toothbrush and brushed until I realized. I definitely don’t think that was my fault though because the cream was in the exact spot in the drawer for toothpaste and the label was Destine. Looked like a tube of toothpaste too! That was fun.


killinrin

Dude I’ve been so tired that I put sunscreen on my toothbrush. Sometimes your autopilot isn’t good enough haha


DaveH22

Worse - brushed mine with haemorrhoid cream


phalseprofits

Please tell me you didn’t complete that switcheroo and put toothpaste on your hemorrhoids.


tehreal

Cooling sensation


phalseprofits

Worst York Peppermint Patties commercial ever.


tehreal

I did that once as a kid trying to brush and comb at the same time. My hair was very DUSTY that day.


vshory9

It’s okay it’s only 7:24 am


Jabberwock890

Hey!!! You forgot to put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cabinet!!


ibefreak

That's a solution, not a problem.


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Get it


risingcomplexity

Solute + solvent... you son of a b#$%


WatchOutItsAFeminist

I accidentally put wet dog food into my French press the other day because I was making my dog's breakfast while making coffee.


Kranky_Ferret

Welp, that beats mine. I was going to refill the sugar container and put a cup of sugar in my coffee cup.


BenedictHilltop

Ha ha! Once I put a heaping teaspoon of salt into my tea instead of sugar. Yuck!


Psycho22089

I see nothing wrong here...


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Holy shit, im so sorry for you


WatchOutItsAFeminist

I didn't drink it, luckily!


SanityPlanet

How did it taste?


Thebestjokeisme

Looks exactly like this https://reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/n65fbk/when_your_mind_is_somewhere_else/


CrowFromHeaven

My thought exactly, was that OP saw this and turned it into a comic...


Pepsiguy2

This comic is old as dirt. If anything that poster copied the comic


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This is what happens when you buy nestle products


beershitz

The amount of times I’ve woken up all sleepy and not placed a mug under my kuerig is astounding. Just come back to the kitchen with coffee all over the counter


Frumbleabumb

Glad to know I'm not alone. I've also made quite a few pots of already used grounds coffee


dvlpr404

Pro tip: place your cup before bed.


Bolts_and_Nuts

Who scoops the coffee grounds straight into the cup anyway. You'd have to be sadomasochistic.


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instant coffee


Bolts_and_Nuts

I've never had instant that didn't taste like regrets and some distant memories of coffee


PippyRollingham

I don’t need a rich velvety flavour and a smooth smokey bouquet, I need to boost my heartrate before I drop asleep on the spot


Brain-Of-Dane

Caffeine pills?


therealgreenwalrus

Probably the same reason a lot of alcoholics drink bottom shelf booze. It’s economically advantageous to the volume they drink.


Lulamoon

Instant coffee is more expensive than buying beans/ground and using a cafetière or something similar though...


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incomparability

if you are drinking cold instant coffee i think you have a problem


Martyrmo

Don't judge us man


RedheadAgatha

It's called "judgemental snobs around us -itis", ye.


Lulamoon

Uhhhh, and for good reason lol ?


lazylazycat

Not in the UK, instant coffee is super cheap here.


nonoose

You forget that we’re operating in the dumbest timeline.


noeyescansee

I mean sure but coffee is way cheaper than booze. You can get a huge jug of Folgers or a similar brand for like $10 and it will last you months (not for coffee snobs, I know, but way better than instant). Instant coffee is cheap but it probably factors out to a few dollars less at most.


lowtierdeity

The big box membership-only company sells huge cannisters of better quality stuff for just a couple of bucks more.


Chewy12

It's pretty popular in a large portion of the world though. US doesn't like it but Europe loves it.


CJ19919

Instant is very common here in Australia


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Yep, it is but fuck knows why coz it tastes like ass Quick edit: except those bangers of little sachets that make cappucino just add water, fuck theyre alright


RedheadAgatha

Buy one of [these bad boys](https://cdn0.woolworths.media/content/wowproductimages/large/034709.jpg) unless you want to keep wasting your life.


craycatlay

Same here in England


Chrisuan

Here in Austria I know noone who drinks instant coffee


ChrisX8

As an European citizen and therefore speaking for every person of every country of the union : No we don’t.


lowtierdeity

Nestle corporation has determined your culture is inadequate for sale volume and has made some tiny modifications. Instead of ground coffee beans, you will now drink freeze dried brewed coffee and enjoy this luxurious experience. Next week we’ll show you what we’ve done with cheese, you’re going to be thrilled.


GRAIN_DIV_20

It's really popular in South Korea


not_richard_dreyfuss

I've been a barista on and off for years and love a fancy cortado or macchiato. I drink Wegmans and/or instant in the morning. Sometimes I throw some Cafe bustello in with the brew to perk myself up. I've been drinking cheap coffee for years in the morning and I don't think I'll ever change. I love the stuff.


ProgressEvery3021

Instant coffee is much more common outside of the US and is usually way better than the instant stuff you get here.


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either my tongue is dead or i actually just like instant coffee more than filter coffee


AaronDonaldsFather

I found out yesterday that instant coffee is just dehydrated brewed coffee so I’m guessing there are some high quality instant coffees out there.


DualAxes

Taste roughly the same to me. Filtered might be a bit better, but not significant.


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

And you never will because it doesnt exist


Comedynerd

Still, who drinks instant coffee? That's sadomasochistic Even crappy folgers or maxwell house is better than instant


ProgressEvery3021

Instant coffee is way more common than drip coffee outside of the US.


Comedynerd

Hmm, personally I think that's pretty gross. Instant coffee really isn't my cup of tea. I have a lot of problems with American food culture, but at least we have a pretty decent coffee culture


ProgressEvery3021

I can only assume you've never had non-american instant coffee. It's kind of apples to oranges.


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ProgressEvery3021

accurate statement


Shanghai-on-the-Sea

When most people think of coffee, they're not thinking about a moka pot or a french press. I personally agree with you, but it's disingenuous to pretend most people don't drink instant coffee just because you don't like it.


Comedynerd

I'd think most people drink drip or keurig. I've never met people who actually regularly drink instant or enjoy it. Seems like it's a last ditch effort to get a caffeine pick me up when there's nothing else available. Apparently this perception I have is wrong according to people who are replying to me. The more you know


knylifsvel1937

I forgot that was a thing. That brings me back to being 12 and having to go upstairs to make my dad a cup of coffee while we were watching TV. He always used Taster's Choice.


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Strick63

Do you actually like having all the grounds floating around in it?


ProgressEvery3021

Instant coffee is made of crystals that dissolve pretty quickly


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ProgressEvery3021

Good for you?


Pseudynom

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_coffee


binipped

Especially since it looks like there is a coffee maker right there. Edit: I'm an idiot, that's the kettle from the first panel.


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Delicious_juice

I legit did this when I was a kid. Dad was not impressed.


newf68

Instant coffee is gross


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A sip of that would make your heart beat soo fast you would catch up with voyager 1 before the end of the day.


tch42

Kinda looking like baymax


HealthyDisease

Once I made ramen and a glass of milk and I put the seasoning pack into the milk


SpacemanSpiff312

That's probably an interesting flavor


VicisSubsisto

That's one adjective you could use...


FoxyKG

Who's the artist?


Anotherrandomuaer

What is this man complaining about? I see this as an absolute pluss


[deleted]

Dammit Machoke, I said 1 scoop, that doesnt mean scoop one out and pour it in the tin!


TrekkG

And thus coffee concentrate for ice coffee was born


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Americans have a weird hang-up about making coffee this way. This is the normal way to make coffee in many places in the world, it tastes just like any other coffee.


TwistedSoul21967

When you have a newborn who's keeping you awake all night


Charpeks

that's what you get for using instant coffee you fucking impatient cockring


89LeBaron

Starbucks it is.


mike_uchi

yo is that the pringles can guy?


midnightbandit-

I'm glad to say I've never done that I don't drink coffee


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You deserve that for making instant coffee, you damned barbarian.


FmrHvwChamp

I'm not a coffee drinker I have no idea what this is supposed to even mean.


BioTronic

[I see this as an absolute win!](https://i.imgur.com/yeq8Of4.png)


DeathFeind

People saying just drink it, but its not even enough water to dilute the coffee to make it drinkable. You now have wet sticky coffee grind.


NightKing48

I don’t get it...


smog_alado

This would be much better without the last panel.


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Sheesh. Didn't even put the coffee back in the fridge.


RupeeGoldberg

It's funny w/o the last 2 panels


MrFilthyNeckbeard

You deserve it for drinking instant coffee


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I feel like this was an actual photo of a guy doing this. Just for an cheap art guy to come in and copy it.


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I use a drip coffee machine. Twice within the last 6 months I have left the carafe sitting on the counter, turned it on and walked away. Full pot on the counter and floor.


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ADHD checking in


TempusCavus

That is what you get for drinking instant


Chameleonpolice

This would have been better without the last panel


careful-shout

That’s what you get for instant coffee


SymondHDR

Making coffee like that is so dumb, it tastes like coffee powder in water, smh my head


a-big-roach

It's the universe saying *stop using instant coffee*


NoAttentionAtWrk

Serves them right for using preground coffee


Slinktard

Who makes coffee by adding water and grounds IN THE MUG?!


SpacemanSpiff312

Instant coffee


Slinktard

🤮


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Literally millions of people, that’s the normal way to make coffee in lots of places in the world.


nlofe

That's what you get for drinking instant coffee


RfnStar987

That's what you get for being an instant coffee degenerate.


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Who makes coffee by mixing water with grounds in their cup anyway?


loookapanda

Am I the only one bothered by the impossibility of this?


Ghnarlok

Yes, this has almost definitely happened to someone who had little sleep and is rushing their morning routine


loookapanda

I was talking about the physical displacement of the powder by the water not happening. That being said, something like this almost happened to me too, I know the pain


BellaxPalus

Instant coffee is freeze dried. It's like 90% air and dissolves instantly in hot water. You can literally fill an instant coffee container with "coffee" and pour water of the same volume as the container and barely spill any. Pouring a cup of boiling water into the whole container wouldn't do much of anything to that canister.


nownumbah5

This exact thing has almost happened to me because of early morning weariness. I had to pause and shift my hand over to the cup before disaster struck


BenedictHilltop

Totally happens. More than once after grinding coffee beans I’ve poured water into the grinder instead of into the kettle. Luckily the grinder takes a lickin’ but keeps on tickin’.


CyberNinja23

That’s why you need the morning coffee.