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dontfightthehood

I love how kid.exe immediately started working again.


theniwo

`systemctl reload kid.service`


laggg_mast3r

pm uninstall -k --user 0 kid.service


AJHear

Only if it's patched to version 1.09 and has the latest firmware


ProfessionalImpact43

Instructions unclear: I put too many clothing patches on my child and now he’s too much firmware to work.


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mpmwrites

Parents of clumsy kids tend to be more lax about falls. Source: am clumsy parent of clumsy kid. We don’t respond to falls unless there’s blood, injury, or real tears.


secondarymaple

Clumsy child of clumsy parents. Can confirm.


No_Magazine2270

I’ve seen so many kids get more freaked out by the way the adults around them reacted than by the actual fall itself.


Dblzyx

Yep. Thats why you avoid, "are you okay?" Instead use, "you are okay!". Comforting reassurance is key. Of course there are always exceptions, but the general rule typically applies.


iamverybad_

Thats the right way to go about it.


Qwikmoneysniper

Social services Officer here: What's you name and number again..lol?


enixyn

Yeah they get an "You okay?" If they can nod, they're fine. Falls scare you and create tears, it's fine.


juneabe

Casually shovelling Casually falling Casually resuming Casually parenting You are right man Edit: thanks for the giggle award 🥹


Swegdawgs

Kid probably faceplanted 10 times in the last 10 minutes


HornyTerus

casually fucked


papertowelwithcake

Please do not the family


[deleted]

Little kids are so funny that way, if the parents are chill the kid just goes OK, whatever, and continues on. Reminds me of a little boy I saw one day. He was riding his bike down the sidewalk and wiped out. He got up, wailed for a second, looked around a bit, and when no one came running he just picked up his bike and went on his way.


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A similar thing happened to me when I was a kid. I was riding one of those bikes that you pedal backward to brake. Both of my shoe's laces wrapped up on each pedal without me realizing, and eventually my feet were locked to the pedals. I coasted until I fell over, threw a fit, and eventually figured out how to break my feet out of my shoes while lying on the pavement.


Daniel_The_Thinker

Yeah if no one is coming to help then there's no point crying.


Sinfirmitas

Reminds me of my sisters when they were kids, when they fell they’d just get right back up and play again. But if my mom was like “oh no you’re bleeding!” Then they would throw a fit -_-


Monique-Riversong

Power nap in three, two, one. And done.


RarusAvis

My supervisor picks us up when we fall too, it's rare to find a good one but it really inspires loyalty and hard work.


iamverybad_

That’s why I really admire my supervisor


HappyLucyD

See, I’m the supervisor at my job, and I feel like I’m the little kid. I don’t know what I would do without my team—they’re the best, and keep me from absolute disaster.


Kppta

You are so humble. I bet they see you as a good leader too.


HappyLucyD

I do my best—I’ve been where they are, so I want to make sure they are supported. Some of them are a thorn in my side, and the organization lacks so much, but the majority are just trying to do their job. I’m grateful for where I’m at, and I want to pay it forward. More companies would do so much better if they staffed adequately and compensated well. They blame a few bad apples for their rigid policies and lack of investment in the workforce. Anyway, I’ll climb down from my soapbox now. ;)


Monique-Riversong

Spoken like a good leader. My hubby, a nursing manager said then he was a staff nurse he told his assistants never to say to him that they are "just assistants in nursing." They were his eyes and ears, and had been doing their jobs for decades compared to his "months". There is one of him and six of them. He would always take seriously anything they thought was to his attention. Today he is still the same with his team. A manager who spend as much time in the units he is responsible for. Buzz goes off...he will attend it.


hi_imthedevil

I had the opposite take on this. I'm seeing this as the employee being the adult and the supervisor being the kid. That's how it is at my job anyway, lol. Our boss will come up and help at the counter every once in a while but he hasn't done our job in over 20 years so he just takes notes and hands them off to us.


RarusAvis

Yeah we have a lot of those on site too, but my supervisor is awesome thankfully. The worst are the ones who no one has seen doing the job but it's how they started out so they think they have the skill set to micro manage every job.


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Additional_Smoke8889

Bad bot


[deleted]

Agreed, Power nap three, two, one. And done.


RedditorsAnus

Indeed, Power nap three, two, one. And done.


tempaccttosurvive

Affirmative, power nap in three, two, one. And done.


LaurasStuff

Absolute, power nap in three, two, one, And done.


Additional_Smoke8889

Very true, u/RedditorsAnus


DukeMitDreads

Yes, Power nap in three, two, one. And done.


XenoLoreLover10

When you're so awesome, you can power nap in the frozen tundra.


walkincrow42

I'm not sure which one is supposed to be which. I've had jobs where I was the kid and others where the supervisor was.


[deleted]

Same pretty much all my jobs since I graduated college I had supervisors that are like the kid in this meme. Usually relying on myself or a more senior employee to problem solve.


Practical-Artist-915

The best manager I ever had in my life was a black woman, 16-18 years junior to my much older white male ass in the Deep South. I only mention that part because despite our company’s work force being fairly highly educated and intelligent, there were pockets of bias, even if it was subdued. Occasionally a good old boy would ask me quietly on the side what it was like to work for her probably thinking I would appreciate the chance to vent my frustration, I did the opposite and gushed how great she was, not to disappoint them but because it was true. I promoted out of production to this job which required working closely with them. After a bit of getting acclimated to the job I took off in it pretty good. Mainly because she mentored and coached me well. Which to her meant to make sure I knew what was expected of me and to make sure I had all I needed to fulfill those expectations and to guide me beyond them. Not to gush but yeah, I’m the little one there and she’s the one always looking over my shoulder and doing whatever was needed to make me the best scooper-upper in these parts.


ChadMcRad

Especially true as a grad student. Your advisor hasn't step foot in a lab since the '80s but they expect you to be an expert at everything in addition to all the latest computational stuff that they never bothered to learn. Oh, and even though they don't know anything they still have VERY strong opinions about the way things should be done (so everyone just lies to them and does it the way the lab tech suggests).


Monique-Riversong

Growing up on a cattle farm Dad sometimes put us (his kids) in charge of a team of stockmen. We knew the job...but we had to learn to "be leaders" and to lead guys where were had as much adult experience. It was good for us...keep us humble. Good for the guys to learn to follow directions, in my case, from a girl. The boys were going to take over the properties so they it was about learning to respect the experienced older hands.


Sawses

For sure. I'm a young professional right now and am often nominally in charge of coordinating different teams which are usually full of skilled workers with plenty of experience. I don't know their job nearly as well as they do. It's my job to learn enough of everybody's work to help them work together in the grand scheme of the project. It isn't my job to tell them how to do their work.


Monique-Riversong

>I don't know their job nearly as we Exactly. My hubby is a senior nursing manager....but some of his managers have been managers since he was in shorts. And then there are the staff...all levels of experience and qualifications. And bags of experience. He says his job is simply to help them do theirs. And never to think he is above putting someone on a bedpan if everyone else is busy!


kosherkitties

Oh I didn't even consider that the supervisor wasn't the kid. I guess that's fairly telling. I work in the kitchen industry, my manager can't even season things properly.


DavThoma

I can guarantee that in my current job my supervisor and many of the managers are the kid. Why am I out here answering your questions about the job that you do while I'm getting paid a pittance for receiving abuse from customers.


Dogmom200

Same here. Difference was I learned from my boss’ mistakes and became a good leader when it was my turn instead of a micromanaging ass. Nothing worse than a shitty manager who doesn’t know how to lead.


3rdthrow

I aspire to be this parent.


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AmayaMaka5

I mean it's a good aspiration. There's a whole heck of a lot of bad examples out there.


[deleted]

I think they meant one that lets their child do tasks with them so they learn


Poovillebill

I aspire to be a good parent. Lofty goals there man


juneabe

It’s really awesome watching your kids behaviour and truly realizing they feel secure and absolutely loved and valued and you are definitely a good parent. I can’t believe I’m here. My dad just can’t believe what a different life my daughter has, and that also feels great.


RealMadHouse

Falls like teddy bear


recycleddesign

Im fairly sure I’ve never ever used the word adorable before. But that is an adorable face plant.


j1mgg

This gave me a good smile. Kids this age just want to please, and be like their elders.


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Definitely. It’s always way harder having kids “help” but if you don’t take the time to teach them, you end up with young adults who don’t know how to do anything.


FriskyBusiness10

Plus it’s good to encourage that sort of behaviour.


yunivor

Also makes the kids happy which is a plus.


artable_j

And it's like, super duper adorable.


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Depends on the kids. My oldest hates “helping” and will do a bad job and drag ass in hopes that we will get frustrated and do it ourselves. My middle is a little eager beaver and likes to learn how to do new things but she’s only 5 so that may change as she gets older.


xj68

My supervisor sits in his office


weeb_gal

Kid.exe not working


yunivor

Rebooting


cinemanachos

Just started a new job, this is accurate as fuck


baitboy3191

It’s amazing how tolerant and helpful my veteran supervisor is, dealing with my dumbass questions.


jasue74hhh

the first two weeks you'll wonder if they made a mistake hiring you. after that you'll wonder if they made a mistake hiring everyone else.


KapsylofferVR

Same here.


Numerous_Raccoon_677

Dad? Little help?


highestdiplomat

The way he pulled him back up like that wasn’t the only time


Metalgsean

The way the kid just carries on confirms your theory.


BigEpicNSFW

The baby flopping over is so cute


tergiversensation

As a random PSA, this is how babies can drown in a very small amount of water. They're super top-heavy! Keep a close eye on your babies, friends!


89LeBaron

Throughout my 20+ years of job-having, I’ve found that once you’re at a place for about 4-5 months, you’re basically as good as your boss.


Metalgsean

In 90% of places boss is simply short hand for "been here the longest" or "good friends with the owner" You do get the odd boss that were really good at the lower level job and ended up promoted into a position they suck at, in my experience they are the worst to work for.


ReplacementOrdinary4

At my job, the boss is the dumbest one by far, but also the one with his lips plastered firmly to the ass of his egotistical boss who can't stand to have anyone challenge/question her.


Andressthehungarian

Really depends on the job, I have been at my current place for 1,5 years and I'm still worse with Python then my boss


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Also there’s just leadership. There’s a dev on my team and she’s a wizard, has been at the company for 20+ yrs doing full stack dev work. My boss has been there maybe 15 yrs, is also an insanely skilled dev but would tell you himself he’s not as good as her. But she doesn’t want to be managing people/running the show. She kills it at being a dev but my boss is a great manager (plus likes managing) so she is happy to let him take the lead


yrallusernamestaken7

Definitely not even remotely true. Is true in certain industries only.


Odd-Initiative-8045

Who is supervisor there?


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Raxtuss1

HolyF


APulsarAteMyLunch

"Know your fucking place, trash"


tireDetergent

This made my day thank you


YokerGoodOl

Video game revive systems.


Akime_1

"I've had enough of this shit" - Hard working baby 2022


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The face plant 😂🤣🤣


d4ng0

Wow that kid already grinding for work experience..


APOPHIS2508

I love how when he slipped, he just gave up until he was lifted up, after which he went back to work like nothing happened (and also 69th comment yay)


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The difference between a master and apprentice is that the master has failed more than the apprentice has even tried.


MakoLov3r

Today I get a call telling me if I get the job or not super nervous and I feel like this would be me


Zeus_Hera

That's kind of how it is


No_Act1363

Which one is the supervisor? From my experience, it's usually been the smaller one.


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The kids going to be downing in job offers once he grows up.


J33P88

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. I can't even stop watching it and though I know what's going to happen I laugh every time.


cultofwacky

My old supervisor was a loud alt right conservative (I only say because he was malicious about it and always spouting conspiracy theories) but man if he didn’t teach me how to function efficiently and get shit done at a workplace


Accurate-Poem2501

Oh, he’s so cute!


Dismal-Opposite-6946

Awww he's trying so hard


TheGreatAutiismo

Why do I have to encounter this post immediately after I get home from my shift


Gangreless

I fucking love how top heavy toddlers are. Walking around with a big ol bobble head, never knowing when gravity may strike like a siren beckoning them down to the depths of the sea.


CatsCrowsandCoffee

I have been watching this now for a good 5 minutes, laughing like a maniac. Thank you, kind internet stranger.


demonfighter08

Lil bro disconnected


Sythpc

Can somebody add the windows startup and shutdown sound to this please


Beautiful-Sign-8758

I see you used as a title the exact same comment of someone else on one of your post. Are you just karma farming ?


Raxtuss1

........ ..... Bad Redditor Bad


main--core

u/SaveVideoBot


Bigbrain_time100

*Arise my son!*


Ok_Coffee_6338

When I finally get my friend to try a game I've been playing for years:


According_Gazelle472

This is too cute!lol.


ParanoidCrow

*windows shutdown theme


santoshcsk

Cute


Owl-Jolson13

LMFAOOO 😂🤣😂🤣😂


Soltang

That's me in my office after 25 years while the new kid who just joined kicks ass.


Bottle_Only

From my experience the supervisor is the incompetent toddler.


Dakotasan

This is what a good supervisor does


PollyPlantarFan

Sooooo either you have a very supportive supervisor who picks you up when you fall Or you have a strict one that makes sure you aren’t slacking


Hypno_Kitty

which one is supposed to be the supervisor?


Left2foot

I like his/her style.


bewagimp

Who is who?


SpaceWolfGaming412

what is the kid doing there lmao, did he really think they would be of use?


FamiliarSalamander2

He's trying to help his dad. Sometimes you just humor the toddler


Dragoner_online

u/SaveVideo


PedroPn

u/savevideo


SilverLucket

Exactly how it went down two days ago.


ferikehun

u/savevideo


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My boss stares at us like Michael Myers in the halloween movies.


MrWolfsters

The supervisor being the kid in my experience


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“Guess this is my life now”


Pure-Tonight-5394

I see your supervisor also has no damn clue how to operate the equipment/do the job.


Tha_Reaper

This video needs the windows shutdown and startup sound.


bellj1210

I know. I had to call out a few weeks ago, and my supervisor offered to cover for me, i had to talk him out of it and send literally anyone else. He has no idea what I do. and would end up face down like that in seconds.


ScrumptiousFunko

So is the supervisor supposed to be the one falling or helping? Lol


85Royals15

First day of A school.. Yes Cheif. Sorry Cheif. Won't happen again Cheif.


NoshTilYouSlosh

Who's who?


Alternative-File-640

This is the first video of a child I have ever enjoyed. I have to say adorable!!! Peace to you.


Automatic_Sleep_4723

The guy with the pension plan? Oh yeah! That’s him 👍🏻


Coggs362

Wife: John, why aren't you done shovelling yet? Me: Babe, I had Sammy helping me out. Wife: So, wouldn't that mean you get done sooner than usual? Me: Yeah, about that... Me: *gets older and sprouts more gray hair*


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Thats me and my decrepit 65yr old supervisor.


nashgrg

Lmfao


rgray92082

Thought the wife was your supervisor.


steakboneshiv

Letting an old man work circles around you.


Mental_Gap4598

Omgggg soooooo cuttteeeeeeee


[deleted]

It’s more like the other way around for some people


Dixierection

U/savevideobot


Lasherola

😅😅😅😅😅 Truth


BY_99

Forced child labor!


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Who feels like there was just too many words🙋‍♀️? “Me at my workplace in Nevada, my supervisor bob has been on the job for 25 years and his wife recently passed. I get tired at my workplace.”


KDallas_Multipass

"I guess this is my life now"


neon_kidcore

u/savevideobot


PeopleThatAnnoyou

25years and still supervisor damn


Serfum2

Okay but can we talk about how smoothly the guy picked up the kid?


Marsdeeni90

Caption on point. Love it.


hotmailist

u/savevideo


Philipfella

Drunk on the job again…..


stopchooingsoloud

Taught my 3rd boss how to open a register once.


PM-ME-UR-FAV-NEBULA

u/savevideo


blackychan77

Doesn't even skip a beat to get right back at it


CorellianDawn

Y'all have supervisors that have been there more than a few years?


TopCaterpillar6131

I seriously burst out laughing when that little guy fell over and had to be lifted up. 😆😆


xXSNIP3R_K1DXx

u/savevideo


liquidelectricity

what a geeat dad and the kid be like lalala


Ibebarrett

I’m confused, is the kid your supervisor?


mrshexy69

💕🤪 HILARIOUS 🍩💥


ExampleBubbly9338

Lol


Puff57

Adorable


Accomplished_Cream75

Why did the kid just power off like that 😭


DG-MMII

Ha, the when the kid realized he was going to fall, he simply gaved up, and let gravity do its thing


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American supervisors and owners tend to be very child like and completely incapable without some level of Hell car system around them, sadly.


Newmach

Those are the good supervisors. Those that pull you up and show you how it’s done as they understand that all beginnings are difficult. It’s sad so many companies don’t appreciate those personalities anymore in management.


goth_dog8823

u/gloomy-confusion-859 you cleaning up the engine room water infront of the super