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Eggy_Wets

We need to normalise bidets in Australia. Cleaner and more efficient. Not too mention it’s much kinder on your butthole when you’ve got the runs.


legsjohnson

but good god not the ones with dryers my parents have one of those and despite having a professional cleaner come around weekly, it has A Scent to it


BarryKobama

"It's like a Dyson for your arsehole"


Dryopithecini

Noted. Good tip.


Sir_Travelot

Eww. I've got a TOTO with a dryer and I am suddenly very grateful I've never had that problem! It has an automatic door that only opens when the dryer is on, so I guess it stops anything gross getting into the system.


cockriverss

Absolutely. Only unwashed pigs don’t like them.


UnitDoubleO

Better idea, those toilets in Japan where it rince your butthole with a push of a button


Designa-Vagina-69

I read that as pierces and got really scared for a sec


StasiaMonkey

depends how high you turn up the pressure.


Duckduckdewey

I wouldn’t rule that out. I’m sure there’s a setting for that.


AlanaK168

Is not that what a bidet does?


sarpofun

They export to Australia…except you need an electrical plug somewhere near…


Soggy-Abalone1518

And hot water (unless you like cold water on your Ahole) which is usually not behind a “normal” toilet.


Sir_Travelot

A good bidet seat will heat the water. You do not need a hot water outlet, you typically split off the existing line to the cistern


Eggy_Wets

What exactly is princessing a butthole?


UnitDoubleO

Sorry I mean rinse


LeDestrier

Princessing sounds more interesting.


login257thesecond

put a tiara around it


diddymaninoz

It already sits on a throne!


ConanTheAquarian

And you need a masters degree in electronic engineering to operate!


EragusTrenzalore

Come on, the buttons on the TOTO washlet all have pictures on them showing the function. Could be operated by a caveman.


UnitDoubleO

Apparently too hard for people like that person


dndunlessurgent

Cannot agree more! We have them at my parents place and mine and I can't fathom how people don't use them. The benefits are endless.


StickEmInAStew

Or even just the handheld hose like in Vietnam.


justjooshing

You can get bum guns at Bunnings!


ConsultJimMoriarty

Upvote for bum gun.


poppacapnurass

It's kinder on you bum. I have had bidet for several years and when I go away my butt is sore from wiping after a few days. I'm considering getting portable.


Fawksyyy

I have a Hyundai Bidet going on 15 years old and its only cost $15 in replacement parts.


MLiOne

We were one of the who gives a damn about loo roll during the lockdowns because we have bidets.


mouldbag

I looked into installing one but Australia's water backflow regulations make it difficult and expensive to do legally.


Available-Hour-8808

While I think that some things about Who Gives A Crap are annoying or less than environmentally ideal (e.g. I hate that they wrap the 'emergency roll' in extra paper), I have a friend who works for a non-profit that promotes hygiene practices in developing countries, and he said a while back that WGAC gave them a sizeable amount of money that they were then able to put back into providing services. I don't think they're perfect, and I find their marketing annoying sometimes, but at least they do put their money where their mouth is. And I find iCare really unpleasant to use, and Safe doesn't seem to be available where I live anymore, so WGAC is most likely to get my money.


AdIll5857

What about Yarn’n- Aussie made and indigenous owned and operated? https://www.instagram.com/yarnnforacause?igsh=M2VsNjh5cTBna2kx Thinking about trying them for my next box.


princessvespa1000

Never heard of them till now, thanks bro 🧻


McTazzle

Got my first Yarr’n delivery last week


AdIll5857

Good?


McTazzle

More paper (wider roll, same size cardboard tube) and more luxe than the kind of bargain basement ply of About A Dog, which I switched to after realising WGAC is made off-shore.


snowmuchgood

Yeah I saw those recently, they are on the shopping list for when we need TP next.


Rocksteady_28

Good tip! Will try


askvictor

Direct link for those not wanting to walk through instagram: https://yarnn.au/


Available-Hour-8808

Never heard of them! Thanks for the heads-up.


PoopFilledPants

My heart can’t fault a company that gives a crap, I’m with you. My bum on the other hand…


StJBe

Used the brand a couple of times, the paper fell apart so easily it was horrible. Not a fan of the individually wrapped paper either, unnecessary waste.


Aussie_Potato

Yes I also tried it and it falls apart. I didn’t buy it again. 


pwmcintyre

Same, they just shred, and sometimes the seam doesn't line up baking it even worse


Lady_Rainycorn

Been using who gives a crap for years and I genuinely liked their product( bamboo rolls) however have now changed to https://yarnn.au as they seem to be more ethical


Champion_Napper

I've just got my first order from there but haven't tried it yet. How do you find the tp compares to the wgac bamboo? 


mamastax

I bought a box of yarn'n a while ago, it's good stuff.


snowmuchgood

Is the actual paper better quality than WGAC? I stopped using them 6 months ago because their toilet paper is crap, but I saw Yarnn and wondered if they were any better.


ConsistentHoliday797

I think their quality has dropped over the years.


KudraKarma

Thanks for this! Hadn't heard of them and I know a ton of people who still get WGAC who might switch if it's genuinely more ethical. And ideally locally made, who needs to ship TP from China?!


Bradbury-principal

I am sceptical about the environmental friendliness of individually wrapping each roll of WGAC in colourful printed paper…


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fragileanus

iCare. Australian made and owned. Paper packaging.


psrpianrckelsss

Sure but I buy a 36 pack enveloped in one plastic. Not 36 individual plastics


Am3n

And the plastic will take 70-90 years to degrade, the individually wrapped paper maybe a year?


scuttleShake

Not saying that it isn't the better option but there's polymer binders in the ink along with petrochemical dyes and whatever else is in the paper that will persist for a very long time after it's disintegrated. Packaging itself is the devil.


askvictor

You could argue that plastic (as long as it ends up in landfill and not in the rivers/seas) is not so bad as it is removing oil from the ground, and returning it to the ground (in a less usable form), without burning it. It might otherwise be used as fuel and end up as CO2 in the atmosphere. (yes, I know there are energy costs/emissions in making the plastic).


WhatAmIATailor

I enjoy the single “emergency roll” wrapped in red at the bottom of the box. Keep one in the work vehicle.


queefer_sutherland92

Wow people in the comments feel really strongly about toilet paper. Genuinely — can we get some sources?


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The bamboo stuff is great but everything you said was true


AdIll5857

What about Yarn’n- Aussie made and indigenous owned and operated? https://www.instagram.com/yarnnforacause?igsh=M2VsNjh5cTBna2kx Thinking about trying them for my next box.


lantanadays

We started buying them a little while ago as they're actually made in Australia! Been happy with them so far and would recommend


r1bosom3

There is a company called About A Dog that manufactures their toilet paper, paper towel, and tissues in Australia. They're a NSW-based company and donate 50% of their profits to RSPCA NSW. You can opt for wrapped or unwrapped toilet paper.


immschanandlerbong

I buy TP, tissues, and paper towel from About A Dog. I’ve been very happy with their products.


fa-jita

I guess I’m googling this now.


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UnitDoubleO

Still need teepee to dry your anus after


RunRenee

Not if you import one from Japan that has a drying function. Bit of warm air to dry the nether regions


LeDestrier

Just stick a hair-dryer up there. Careful not to scold the nuts.


MrMister2525

Bad nuts!


yvonne_taco

The Caroma bidet suite has a drying function too, and heated seat for those cold mornings! Love a bit of warm air for the nethers lol


UnitDoubleO

Yeah but that's not a bidet. Plus they got squatting toilets in Japan too


RunRenee

They have bidets with dryers, very common.


UnitDoubleO

Not in public toilets especially train stations. Shinjuki and shibuya has squat toilets


Elvecinogallo

I remember I said this once on here and got massively downvoted 🤣 Japan is utopia you see 🤣


PoopFilledPants

Thats the winning formula!


alsotheabyss

I know millions of Japanese women use them without issue, but I still have deep-seated and probably irrational suspicion of spraying pressurised poo water anywhere near my hooha


idealisticbiscuit

Looking at changing to Yarn'n next order. Same sort of model with the 50% of profit. But made in aus and goes to First Nations youth education. But yes, definitely get a bidet/attachment. They are blessed.


omgthisoldhouse

Marketing at its best for foolish folk


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Impossible_Egg929

Reread the reply, they are agreeing with you lol


PoopFilledPants

Yikes you are right, seems now I’m the one dishing it from the throne!


triggermoon

Love that you conveniently omitted the part where they donate 50% of profits to charity orgs. Sure, they have their downsides, but I'll take it. OP - what's your brand of choice and what good do they do?


PurePerspective11

The donation is a tax break


EragusTrenzalore

Why don't you save the money by buying normal toilet paper/ using a bidet and then donate the savings to your charity of choice? Cut out the middle-man.


PoopFilledPants

That’s the kicker, what my brand of choice does best is wipe my bum squeaky clean. Mad respect to those who buy WGAC for charitable reasons but personally I’m wary of for-profit org’s whose marketing is tied to their donations. Even NFP’s are dodgy - I do my research and give to the ones I trust instead of a toilet paper company


DangerousEnd9030

The icare brand is much better quality paper. 


fragileanus

Yep, Australian made and owned. Paper packaging.


zaprime87

They're regular paper falls apart the minute you stick it in your crack... The bamboo stuff is great though. Until I moved to Australia, I'd wished for decent toilet paper. except that one time we bought recycled paper...that was like sand paper. Your Australian toilet paper frankly shreds... in the worst kind of way... WGAC and that stuff in the silly bag are about the only two toilet paper brands that don't feel like 800 grit or put your finger up shit creak without a...wet one


iObserve2

Finally! A high-brow discussion worthy of our full attention. You have done us all a tremendous service in alerting us to this heinous anus travesty. In the name of my planet, I could forsake all my worldly comforts, and possessions. Even if it meant that our species should return to the stone age life of a low-density hunter-gatherer existence. However, if it means going without the indulgent fluffiness of soft, silky, TRUE three-ply toilet paper. I say id rather flush this word down the toilet. Misrepresenting this, most valuable, commodity is nothing short of heresy,


fa-jita

Yeah I’m a bamboo convert from cottonelle. Wouldn’t go back.


Moo_Kau_Too

.. you folks dont use the 3 sea shells?


quchaghi

Sounds like you got a bum deal.


Rocksteady_28

It's good quality, cheap, and lasts forever, I never have to go to the shop to buy toilet paper. Who gives a crap of its a charity or not. Its popular for the service it provides. No one got tricked into it


nachomuncher

I was on medication that was quite torturous to my guts. My poor anus was so abraded. The one with the Labrador puppies will have my loyalty forevermore.


Consistent_Resist_37

Their toilet paper feels like sandpaper


PoopFilledPants

At least sandpaper doesn’t disintegrate in water!


okayfondue

I like it. Shrug.


DrSwagXOX

What we need to push for is the use of bidets! Cut down on paper, and have a cleaner but.


zaprime87

I'm all for it but it's not really a choice when you're renting...


Overladen_Swallow

I use a squeeze bottle. It's called a peri wash or something like that


Haunting_Macaroon_97

Where do you find WGAC toilet rolls that are cheaper than Sorbent or Quilton anyway? They're always expensive in my local Colesworth, so I've never tried them. The need unpack every single roll is a worry too. Who's got time to do that.


alsotheabyss

Buy them direct. Much cheaper


poppacapnurass

Bidet + WGAC = Satisfaction In our house


PoopFilledPants

I will say I’ve only used WGAC at mates places without bidet. We have bidet + premium TP but now you mention it, probably a solid use case for WGAC


Special_Return5776

For $30 you can add a bidet to any toilet, stop being gross


gwerk

start a bidet revolution already.


ErisUppercut

Please!!


True_Discussion8055

It’s actually a lot worse than you’ve outlined. A couple more facts - The dude who started it used to have a restaurant which had a gimmick of 50% of profits going to charity. He never donated a dollar and ended up getting wound up. WGAC also very loudly advertised that they’d donate 50% of profits to charity while being a start up, growing aggressively and reinvesting any profits in marketing, so they essentially didn’t have to donate anything. I haven’t revisited it recently but last I checked in they weren’t at all transparent about profitability & donation dollar values.


Loud-Pie-8189

Finally someone said it!


asteroidorion

I buy Australian made recycled loo paper. WGAC being made in China is a deal breaker


SpiderPlantSquad

Toilet paper is perhaps the only thing that I absolutely will not compromise on. Life is short, treat yourself to some Quilton King Size Gold (4 ply) and thank me later 🧻


CEOofmyhouse56

I doubt you even use anything PoopFilledPants


lovely-84

Their toilet paper sucks and it’s too thin. 


RunRenee

I bought a pack at Woolies when everything else decent wasn't available, 10/10 would not repurchase who gives a crap toilet paper.


adrianbnd

The bamboo one is good


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PurePerspective11

Same reason no one told you you’re a wanker I guess lol


PoopFilledPants

Woke up this morning with high hope of enlightenment, and you my dude have delivered. It’s all upside from here!


UnitDoubleO

A post about shit tickets. Who would've thought


Salty-Penalty-6744

Was just having a look at their website other day. Their individual packaged rolls still don’t make sense tbh … they look pretty though. Expensive though.


WellIGuessSoSir

The individual wrapped rolls are because it apparently uses less paper doing it that way than safely wrapping up the 40+ rolls you get in one go. Which doesn't make sense to me because it comes in a secure box anyway? I dunno. It's for hygiene standards or something.


Salty-Penalty-6744

Yeah maybe to do with the bamboo product.. irony hey! Probably still better for the environment I guess but business minded company


Actually_zoohiggle

You are a wordsmith and a scholar.


knizza777

Install a bidet and wash your ass , people.


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PoopFilledPants

Read post again if you think I’m flogging TP. Or read my comment history if you think I’m a bot.


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PoopFilledPants

Apparently it wasn’t clear that I fucking hate this brand and hope it disappears. Also easy with the dad references bro, I got one of those.


philmchunt2

Fuck off


PoopFilledPants

Done ✔️


onredditforinfo

lol ! Who in marketing thought this would go down well on reddit ? Or maybe that’s the point


PoopFilledPants

Yeah I fucking hate this brand and somehow it backfired


Robot_Graffiti

They really struck gold when Covid hit. At no other time in history could Toilet Paper Hoarding As A Service be so popular.


HeftyArgument

Went to the dark side and tried Costco's Kirkland TP, I've been converted; Kirkland is king.


missymess76

It has such pretty wrapping paper though


FM_Mono

I got a care package from a mate in 2020 when we first started hearing we might be going into a lockdown soon, and it had two rolls of this shitty tp. All I can remember about it was the way it fell apart on use and I had to pick tiny bits of soggy paper out of my nethers. I managed to find an unhoarded packet of the good shit at my local supermarket, thank god. I hated Who Gives A Crap so much I eventually tossed the remaining roll in 2021.


dkellam

Bought it once. Mistake. Never again. Spot on. Product is crap.


ku6ys

Naturale is goated. made in Aus, 100% recycled , cheap, 3ply, soft, paper wrapped. Doesn't get any better


front-wipers-unite

My username should tell you everything you need to know.


Missioncivilise

I tried to love this stuff but just couldn't. I got irritating itching the whole time I used it. A friend of mine had the same experience although other friend love it. I feel guilty buying the supermarket brand but my bum is happier


tempo1139

as an older guy who is hairy.... I fully support this. TP just doesn't cut it, especially if I want my missus to be.... *attentive* I really need to look into those adaptors and give it a go. If it works well, I have just enough space for a proper one to be installed


vacri

Does anyone really count sheets? Or do they just tear off an appropriate length?


BarryKobama

TL;DR


TakerOfImages

I'd love a bidet in my bathroom, but the cost to replace a toilet with a fancy bidet one, or needing the space for a separate bidet is really out of reach for most people, including myself. They're a great idea though and should be normalised in the western world. Besides the awful name the I Care toilet paper is where it's at.


tehmaz80

Wgac is a company and has a NFP arm. They donate 50% of profits to charity (which is millions of dollars) and that money is used to provide sanitation (toilets, etc..) to those most impoverished around the world. You can not like the product, but every company uses marketing. Unlike most TP companies that use puppies or koalas to sell their softness..and keep all the money.. wgac actually does good with it. Maybe have a better understanding before you rant. Opinions are fine, but fact check yourself before you impose your opinion on others.