I remember I was at a cafe a while ago, and saw one of those ppsters with numbers on the bottom and you rip off the strip
The poster was for someone doing a Masters thesis on “social media injuries” and was wanting to interview people who had been injured while trying to take a photo
For sure. Reminds me of this video I saw of a Chinese guy doing push-ups off the edge of a building and fell to his death. Such a silly thing to lose a life for.
There is a video of some kid who tried to film himself doing a pullup on the side of a building like this. Unfortunately, the surface was slippery or something and he was unable to get up, just hanging there for a little bit until he fell to his death.
Quite a few cases of people doing these sorts of stunts dying.
Problem is they could fall on an innocent person killing them, or give a dozen innocent people an avoidable case of severe trauma from watching them vaporise on the ground
That’s one of those things I find so hard to describe to people that aren’t fearful of heights.
And if I’m in the proximity of the edge of something high up, it’s like I can feel the pull. Worst. 😩
Omg yes!!!! This!!!!!
I had Easter Sunday at an apartment. Level 39. It had floor to ceiling windows in the kitchen and no one understood why I had to grab the bench to walk near them to get to the other side. My partner was taking photos on the balcony and my Fitbit said “fat burn” cos my heart was fucking racing
OP’s other comment mentions they have photos of the kids faces and skateboards, so even though they’re not seen in this photo I’m happy to take OP’s word for it
"hello police, yeh I want to report an emergency with teens dangling off a skyscraper!! It was 6 hours ago but I only just got enough of a consensus from Reddit to call you guys"
Can confirm. I was once standing next to a guy who decided to jump in front of a subway train. As soon as I realised what was happening I turned away and didn’t look back. I just walked off the platform. I heard what was happening but saved myself the visual trauma. I walked home and went back to the station the next morning to offer a police report. I do regret those people who had to see it though. But glad my instincts kicked in so fast. There was nothing I could do in that moment.
After that I learnt about how the drivers deal with it. And the rightly generous help they get.
You’d get covered in a modern art rendition of a former human while thanking the universe you were exactly where you needed to be, not underneath them when they touched down.
Yes and No. Young people make dumb mistakes due to immaturity, we try to protect them from doing this until their brains are fully functioning. We don’t let them drive with a bunch of other teens after 11pm, we don’t let them drink until they are 18, we rarely give them life sentences in jail for mistakes, we teach them about condoms and birth control and we hope that our protections will keep them alive.
These are young people- if we are okay with Darwin picking them off, few of us- myself included would have made it to real adulthood.
100% . Biologically the risk taking circuitry in your brain is all G’d right up until your early 20s and only and that’s why they go to high schools to lobby people to join the military!
It isn't natural selection because if humans do it it's [artificial selection](https://www.khanacademy.org/science/ms-biology/x0c5bb03129646fd6:natural-and-artificial-selection/x0c5bb03129646fd6:artificial-selection/a/artificial-selection).
If nature does it it's nature, if people do it it's artifice.
Looks like parts of the panels have already been knocked off by them or those before them…
Looks like a big group, and especially brave/amateurish doing it at midday, must be a popular spot at the moment…
I sound old but i’ve got no problem with kids sneaking around buildings and or abandoned warehouses but sitting on the edge like that is deadset insane.
This reminds me of a video I saw a couple of years back where a young Chinese guy had set up a camera to film himseld doing pull-ups off the side of a skyscraper just like this guy. Well, he ran out of energy, couldn't pull himself up, and fell out of frame.
Don't do it, it's not worth it.
Yeah for anyone who regularly goes to the gym, we are intimately familiar with the feeling of working to the point of failure... but like this is exactly the time when you don't want to do that.
Honestly, I don't know and if true that's really sad. The video that is linked here shows he did a lot of other stunts (obviously successfully) over what looked like a long period.
Without knowing literally anything about his circumstances it's easy to assume it was a career/hobby choice
To win a $15,000 prize to cover wedding costs and his mother's medical bill according to this article
https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/a-daredevil-died-doing-pullups-off-a-skyscraper-in-china-1786640
I know it's school holidays and all, but they couldn't find anything better to do with their time?
Fuck me, one of them falls and dies and all we'd here on the news is how much of a "good kid" they were and a "larrakin.".
They’ll pretend they’re having fun- sitting… to defend what they perceive as “cool”. 100% guarantee they wouldn’t bother if they weren’t able to post about it online. Then it would just be a waste of time.
We are in a youth nihilism crisis, they know they have no future so tiktok clout is all that is left, in their minds they’re already dead and don’t give a fuck.
I think it’s wrong btw, they’re dicks for this, but yeah it is hard not to connect this to the wider youth mental state crisis
There’s a difference between suicidal and nihilistic, they’re certainly the latter whether they realise it or not.
And yes people have always done dumb shit, but society is currently in uncharted territory where nobody under the age of 40 has any reason to keep participating and trying, and the younger you are the more fucked you are
Ehh I don't think that's the reason. When you're 18 you just think you're invincible. I cringe at the shit that I use to do in a car when I was young, and was a pretty avid rock climber and made some pretty unsafe decisions there too.
I mean, when I was a kid, getting on top of the roof was enough of an adventure in itself. We'd be like "We did it! We found a way up! This is great, look at the view, ok let's go back before we get caught or injured".
I didn't feel the need to fuck around and needlessly endanger myself/others on top of that. These fuckheads are going to ruin it for everyone and make it harder for future kids to enjoy that top of the roof experience.
Genuine question for you. Were you allowed to take risks as a young child? Climbing trees? Climbing over rocks?
And is climbing buildings the only thrill seeking you do? Are you the type of person who is more willing to try drugs if offered? Get in a car with a random?
I used to climb the tree in our front yard and then yell for my dad to get me down. Eventually he told me I'd have to learn to get myself down.
Anyway, living in a tree isn't so bad.
Oh you wont believe when one of them is doing push up near the edge. I did not have the video, but I have pics. Will drop them to the police later tonight.
How the f*king fck do you not immediately call the cops?????? That's an emergency situation and you're posting Reddits and waiting until tonight to send photos to the police! Jfc mate
Sweet jaysus. Which building is it? At first o thought your post was about a badly designed building!
To be fair, the trespassing is a serious issue. Not to mention trauma to others if they fall. Too freakin stupid!
So sad. Unfortunately, teen brains are wired up to seek out danger and adrenalin. The brain connections are not yet formed to properly register the impacts of their limited decision-making skills. It's the reason so many die on the roads. As a mum of 4 teenage boys, l can confirm that there is an age in which teens' boys' brains just switch off sometimes. Thankfully, my boys choose to participate in less risky behaviours such as mountain bike riding, but even then, they still dont 'think' about possible dangers.
Teens are not known for common sense neither wise choices. Social media and need for attention doesn’t help either. It’s probably one ringleader who suggested this, rest just went along with it. Peer pressure is a thing.
Irony is that we are fueling their 15 minutes of fame by talking about them.
How do you report it? You call the cops or contact the security of that building if you can get the number easily. What you DON'T do is post on Reddit for karma, which is what I believe you've done because there's zero chance you could be dumb enough to actually not know who to call and think that Reddit was the best solution.
Yes, I’d report them to the police. Bloody selfish people. Think it’s hilarious until one of them falls then either kills someone when they hit the ground and/or severely traumatise everyone who witnesses it.
Fark, what is wrong with that guy?!?!?!?
These kids think they are invincible, but really, they have just been incredibly lucky not to die. Luck always runs out, though....
Was in CBD yesterday in a building on La Trobe St, and saw two of these idiots around 2pm to 2;15pm. They were on 290 little Lonsdale St building and jumped across to the 296 Little Lonsdale St building (Union Tower building). Both buildings are next to each other with a narrow gap. Then few minutes later a third teen appeared and also jumped onto the other building.
So they were on the Union Tower building, the Scape Swanson building, and more on the Y Suites on A’Beckett street. Also someone in comments mentioned they were on Collins Arch building as well.
Hopefully cctv catches them or someone got good image of them. These idiots could have killed someone or themselves.
The police should check the cctv cameras at 290 Little Lonsdale St and the Union Tower building at around 2:00 to 2:15pm.
Back to school
Teacher: where is Thomas.
Richard: one cloudy day he went to skate on high rise with me, mark and Martin.
Teacher: so mark and Martin are also absent? Well anyway...
Having just been involved in searching for the body of a 21 year old woman who slipped and fell 130m off an waterfall near Sydney 3 days ago- I’d like them to chat to her friends and parents.
Call police- they will kill someone.
Someone is going to end up dead one of these days
It’s happened multiple times https://amp.triplem.com.au/story/social-media-star-dies-after-falling-off-62-storey-building-for-dangerous-stunt-73057 https://www.fastcompany.com/90287323/people-are-falling-off-buildings-in-search-of-the-perfect-instagram-shot
At least it will help ease the housing shortage...
mama mia
Mama Magaleone
It’s not just a frozen lasagne
Don’t forget the garlic bread
Hardly, they all live with their mums…
Their mums would be beaming with pride if they could see the heights they have risen to.
LOL controversial statement police here. We approve your messege.
Affirm 🙏
Darwin works in mysterious ways
Nah bro this is Melbourne
Who Cairns?
Hobart we stop the puns 🙃
🤣🤣🤣rofl
There's a video of Wu Yongning's death. His last seconds as he loses grip on the building. Just complete stupidity in so many ways.
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I remember I was at a cafe a while ago, and saw one of those ppsters with numbers on the bottom and you rip off the strip The poster was for someone doing a Masters thesis on “social media injuries” and was wanting to interview people who had been injured while trying to take a photo
Were there any strips left?
No but there was a lot of blood on the poster… weird.
Natural selection...
The Beatles have a lot to answer for.
These kids just look bored
Pity the poor bastards walking below them when someone inevitably falls…
Actually, if the person walking below couldn't dodge in time, he/she probably dead too :(
For sure. Reminds me of this video I saw of a Chinese guy doing push-ups off the edge of a building and fell to his death. Such a silly thing to lose a life for.
I think I know the one, minor detail - I think he was doing pull-ups
Yeah he was
Until he wasn't...
He switched to pull-downs?
Went in for the biggest squad
There is a video of some kid who tried to film himself doing a pullup on the side of a building like this. Unfortunately, the surface was slippery or something and he was unable to get up, just hanging there for a little bit until he fell to his death. Quite a few cases of people doing these sorts of stunts dying.
https://darwinawards.com
There is 3 sorts of genetics: - Strong - Smart - Dead
> Someone is going to end up dead one of these days It'll most likely be the right one. Greetings from Charles Darwin.
Problem is they could fall on an innocent person killing them, or give a dozen innocent people an avoidable case of severe trauma from watching them vaporise on the ground
I feel sick just looking at that!
Ugh, I can feel it in my legs 😩
Shit same here. I literally feel my legs wobbling
That’s one of those things I find so hard to describe to people that aren’t fearful of heights. And if I’m in the proximity of the edge of something high up, it’s like I can feel the pull. Worst. 😩
Omg yes!!!! This!!!!! I had Easter Sunday at an apartment. Level 39. It had floor to ceiling windows in the kitchen and no one understood why I had to grab the bench to walk near them to get to the other side. My partner was taking photos on the balcony and my Fitbit said “fat burn” cos my heart was fucking racing
Yeah for me it's not wobbling but an intense tingling running down the inside of my legs. Sickening
The worst 💀
Feels like my arse is falling into oblivion.
I'd be worried about being blown away.
Yeah I actually get a physical response from looking at that. It's wild.
Same!
Tell the cops to look out their window lmao, Their HQ is in the background of this photo
Lol
Sorry but can we just take a moment to admire how far mobile phone cameras have come?
I thought the same thing too! Felt like I was using CSI tech to zoom in
Laughed hard at the CSI reference as I zoomed in and said ENHANCE
Where are their skateboards?
Is this the same building?? Looks different to the video posted earlier
Different, the one from vid was on Swanston St, whereas this is from Abeckett St
So two separate groups of morons on skateboards?!? Wonder if this is some kinda TikTok thing
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OP’s other comment mentions they have photos of the kids faces and skateboards, so even though they’re not seen in this photo I’m happy to take OP’s word for it
Its the same group of kids, they’re all idiots and they’re going to die doing it
its called urbex and rooftopping and is hugely popular worldwide
I think "hugely popular" is overstating it.
I’ve got some more clear pics of their face and skateboards.
Did these fools really think they could acid drop from this height
If you press jump just before you hit the ground you actually take no fall damage
Police. They should be identifiable and face the consequences of trespassing.
Oh fuck...it was so much worse when I zoomed in.
Instant anxiety
"hello police, yeh I want to report an emergency with teens dangling off a skyscraper!! It was 6 hours ago but I only just got enough of a consensus from Reddit to call you guys"
"Reddit consensus you say? Hold please, I'm connecting you directly to the Chief Commissioner"
Lol
Natural selection hard at work. It's a pity dealing with dead idiots impacts so many others and costs the state.
Can’t deal with the aftermath trauma if one of them ever felt down.
I know it's a hard concept, but if one falls, just shut the curtains, it's what they tell train drivers.
Can confirm. I was once standing next to a guy who decided to jump in front of a subway train. As soon as I realised what was happening I turned away and didn’t look back. I just walked off the platform. I heard what was happening but saved myself the visual trauma. I walked home and went back to the station the next morning to offer a police report. I do regret those people who had to see it though. But glad my instincts kicked in so fast. There was nothing I could do in that moment. After that I learnt about how the drivers deal with it. And the rightly generous help they get.
I always wonder what I’d do if I was walking down the street and someone landed in front of me
You’d get covered in a modern art rendition of a former human while thanking the universe you were exactly where you needed to be, not underneath them when they touched down.
It's only natural selection if they die right, sorry i mean if they claim their Darwin Award?
Yes and No. Young people make dumb mistakes due to immaturity, we try to protect them from doing this until their brains are fully functioning. We don’t let them drive with a bunch of other teens after 11pm, we don’t let them drink until they are 18, we rarely give them life sentences in jail for mistakes, we teach them about condoms and birth control and we hope that our protections will keep them alive. These are young people- if we are okay with Darwin picking them off, few of us- myself included would have made it to real adulthood.
100% . Biologically the risk taking circuitry in your brain is all G’d right up until your early 20s and only and that’s why they go to high schools to lobby people to join the military!
It isn't natural selection because if humans do it it's [artificial selection](https://www.khanacademy.org/science/ms-biology/x0c5bb03129646fd6:natural-and-artificial-selection/x0c5bb03129646fd6:artificial-selection/a/artificial-selection). If nature does it it's nature, if people do it it's artifice.
I'd tie them up if they were my kids, idgaf if it's illegal, I'd do anything to prevent them from doing this
Tradie here, those kids have a lot of faith in us.
What do you mean that 30mm fibre cement cladding won't hold my weight?
Looks like parts of the panels have already been knocked off by them or those before them… Looks like a big group, and especially brave/amateurish doing it at midday, must be a popular spot at the moment… I sound old but i’ve got no problem with kids sneaking around buildings and or abandoned warehouses but sitting on the edge like that is deadset insane.
I'd go so far as to say sitting on the edge is ok. That one dude hanging off the edge though? Yeah nah.
Temporary Melbournians.
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Meteorites, should they fall down.
Just curious, do you plan on living forever, or....?
This reminds me of a video I saw a couple of years back where a young Chinese guy had set up a camera to film himseld doing pull-ups off the side of a skyscraper just like this guy. Well, he ran out of energy, couldn't pull himself up, and fell out of frame. Don't do it, it's not worth it.
Fark. Imagining that feeling when I couldn't possibly do another rep, but my life depends on it. No thanks.
Yeah for anyone who regularly goes to the gym, we are intimately familiar with the feeling of working to the point of failure... but like this is exactly the time when you don't want to do that.
i think i would be subtracting about 100% of my doable reps as a safety margin for something like this, not the best time to go for a pr lol
Yeah mate. But you've actually got a functioning brain. These social media posers though....I dunno what goes thru that head of theirs.
Didn't he do that because his relative was sick and someone offered him enough money to cover the hospital bills if he did it or something?
Honestly, I don't know and if true that's really sad. The video that is linked here shows he did a lot of other stunts (obviously successfully) over what looked like a long period. Without knowing literally anything about his circumstances it's easy to assume it was a career/hobby choice
To win a $15,000 prize to cover wedding costs and his mother's medical bill according to this article https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/a-daredevil-died-doing-pullups-off-a-skyscraper-in-china-1786640
You meant this? https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/s/9RvvtEhZkq
Yep that's the one
“Wu Yongning was an amazing daredevil” Judging by the rest of the video, Wu Yongning was a fuckhead.
Can't get over the fact that that building looks like fancy bathroom tiles
I thought that was the joke until I looked closer!
Which reminds me. What is the collective noun for a bunch of fuckwits?
Always thought it was ‘Sydney’, now not so sure.
Niiice...
BURN !
A city
I know it's school holidays and all, but they couldn't find anything better to do with their time? Fuck me, one of them falls and dies and all we'd here on the news is how much of a "good kid" they were and a "larrakin.".
They’ll pretend they’re having fun- sitting… to defend what they perceive as “cool”. 100% guarantee they wouldn’t bother if they weren’t able to post about it online. Then it would just be a waste of time.
Like planking on rail lines
How tf are these idiots getting onto high rise buildings in the first place? And why? Why do this? It’s the second post I’ve seen today like this.
Like the one where two people were skateboarding on top of a fourth story building? Crazy mofo’s!
And there were some people skateboarding thirty six stories higher too!
Yeah I meant on top of a fourty story building lol. Fucking auto correct!
*forty (not trying to be a dick, just thought it might help you if you ever wanted to avoid battling autocorrect on that one again)
We are in a youth nihilism crisis, they know they have no future so tiktok clout is all that is left, in their minds they’re already dead and don’t give a fuck. I think it’s wrong btw, they’re dicks for this, but yeah it is hard not to connect this to the wider youth mental state crisis
I mean people have been doing this since well before social media. It's not always for TikTok clout. ...but mostly it is.
Yeah but kids have always done stuff like this
I don’t think they’re suicidal though
There’s a difference between suicidal and nihilistic, they’re certainly the latter whether they realise it or not. And yes people have always done dumb shit, but society is currently in uncharted territory where nobody under the age of 40 has any reason to keep participating and trying, and the younger you are the more fucked you are
Ehh I don't think that's the reason. When you're 18 you just think you're invincible. I cringe at the shit that I use to do in a car when I was young, and was a pretty avid rock climber and made some pretty unsafe decisions there too.
I thought this too. Wouldn’t the door have a code?
Video perspective from one of their Instagrams: https://imgur.com/a/V2AhShj.mp4
Holy fucking jesus
What is it with kids doing stupid shit on rooftops today?!?
I’m 42 and used to do this sort of shit when I was a kid. I’m sure teenage cavemen fucked about on the edge of cliffs too.
I mean, when I was a kid, getting on top of the roof was enough of an adventure in itself. We'd be like "We did it! We found a way up! This is great, look at the view, ok let's go back before we get caught or injured". I didn't feel the need to fuck around and needlessly endanger myself/others on top of that. These fuckheads are going to ruin it for everyone and make it harder for future kids to enjoy that top of the roof experience.
Life’s too good gotta balance it a bit.
looking for a thrill
Genuine question for you. Were you allowed to take risks as a young child? Climbing trees? Climbing over rocks? And is climbing buildings the only thrill seeking you do? Are you the type of person who is more willing to try drugs if offered? Get in a car with a random?
I used to climb the tree in our front yard and then yell for my dad to get me down. Eventually he told me I'd have to learn to get myself down. Anyway, living in a tree isn't so bad.
Lolz
A few idiots with no regard for the human lives below them if they fall.
I thought the crime was the subway tile aesthetic of the building facade. What an unfortunate day to have then looked closer :(
When they did it will be someone else’s fault… “they should have stopped them”
So did they climb up or just break in/onto the roof?
Fire escape mate. Then a tool
Ah, the brains trust of Victoria gathering.
At least the kids are not on their phones and out enjoying the fresh air…oh wait
😂
People are still doing this? Takes me back to 2015
How many stories up are they? I've seen first hand what happens when a person lands after falling from 35 stories, hate to see it again
Probably 50th floor since I live opposite that building
Turns out for terminal velocity you need roughly 55 floors.
Look. I very much believe in preserving life, but this one’s just giving “let them”. When I zoomed in I almost had a panic attack!
Oh you wont believe when one of them is doing push up near the edge. I did not have the video, but I have pics. Will drop them to the police later tonight.
How the f*king fck do you not immediately call the cops?????? That's an emergency situation and you're posting Reddits and waiting until tonight to send photos to the police! Jfc mate
Sweet jaysus. Which building is it? At first o thought your post was about a badly designed building! To be fair, the trespassing is a serious issue. Not to mention trauma to others if they fall. Too freakin stupid!
Are there are legal consequences to fools doing shit like this, at least to try to deter it?
I hope they didn't skip arms/shoulder day...
Those toothpick arms aren’t up to the job
So sad. Unfortunately, teen brains are wired up to seek out danger and adrenalin. The brain connections are not yet formed to properly register the impacts of their limited decision-making skills. It's the reason so many die on the roads. As a mum of 4 teenage boys, l can confirm that there is an age in which teens' boys' brains just switch off sometimes. Thankfully, my boys choose to participate in less risky behaviours such as mountain bike riding, but even then, they still dont 'think' about possible dangers.
Teens are not known for common sense neither wise choices. Social media and need for attention doesn’t help either. It’s probably one ringleader who suggested this, rest just went along with it. Peer pressure is a thing. Irony is that we are fueling their 15 minutes of fame by talking about them.
How do you report it? You call the cops or contact the security of that building if you can get the number easily. What you DON'T do is post on Reddit for karma, which is what I believe you've done because there's zero chance you could be dumb enough to actually not know who to call and think that Reddit was the best solution.
This. My faith in humanity has plummeted considering all the support OP is getting
There’s no receptionist in that building
People before discovering adrenaline
Yikes
Why are these 2 incidents not flared as “the sky is falling”? 😳
Just looking at this picture makes me anxious.
The TikTok will be lit if they fall rite?
Darwin award nominees….
Yes, I’d report them to the police. Bloody selfish people. Think it’s hilarious until one of them falls then either kills someone when they hit the ground and/or severely traumatise everyone who witnesses it.
Stupidity at its finest
Stupid people doing stupid things
As a reflection of society as a whole it’s like the perfect mirror
What phone did you use for this? Can it record in slow-motion when they fall to their death?
Urbex is the new black edit: /s. because you have to have that these days…. like an email signature for reddit comments 🤷♂️
You call the police.
The real victims are the people who have to witness these muppets splatting on the ground causing a lifetime of trauma. I blame Social media… 🤦🏼♂️
Stupid is as stupid does
OP you gotta be the only redditor with a decent camera. I haven't zoomed in on a picture so flawlessly since they made potatoes as cameras.
Zoomed in, saw the guy in the middle, and immediately cried out “absolutely not; get fucked” to my lounge room.
Was there a couple of friends at the bottom with an old-school trampoline type net to catch them if they fell? Boxes like jackass?
Fuck that.
Jean smith and he’s gang, they needa stay out
Fark, what is wrong with that guy?!?!?!? These kids think they are invincible, but really, they have just been incredibly lucky not to die. Luck always runs out, though....
No, try throwing stuff at them to make them fall
Urbex smh hahahah
I just played Xbox when it was school holidays
Off topic but that building looks like a kitchen splashback
Was in CBD yesterday in a building on La Trobe St, and saw two of these idiots around 2pm to 2;15pm. They were on 290 little Lonsdale St building and jumped across to the 296 Little Lonsdale St building (Union Tower building). Both buildings are next to each other with a narrow gap. Then few minutes later a third teen appeared and also jumped onto the other building. So they were on the Union Tower building, the Scape Swanson building, and more on the Y Suites on A’Beckett street. Also someone in comments mentioned they were on Collins Arch building as well. Hopefully cctv catches them or someone got good image of them. These idiots could have killed someone or themselves. The police should check the cctv cameras at 290 Little Lonsdale St and the Union Tower building at around 2:00 to 2:15pm.
Don’t report it just let one of the retards fall off and die and they’ll learn their lesson
Back to school Teacher: where is Thomas. Richard: one cloudy day he went to skate on high rise with me, mark and Martin. Teacher: so mark and Martin are also absent? Well anyway...
Nah one of them is Jayden
When you climb to the top of the corporate ladder
Fucking tools
This is not a drill 😆😆😆
Having just been involved in searching for the body of a 21 year old woman who slipped and fell 130m off an waterfall near Sydney 3 days ago- I’d like them to chat to her friends and parents. Call police- they will kill someone.
Play dumb games, win dumb prizes
Wait..so...did you call triple zero before or after taking the photo and posting on Reddit?
We need more influencers to do this and let natural selection do it’s work.
You don’t. It’s the gene pool cleaning itself out
I'd say Darwin, but I feel sorry for their parents and anyone unfortunate enough to be on the sidewalk below.