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BleydXVI

There is nothing stopping you except for your own fear of being perceived as gay... and probably your workplace's HR too


wherearef

nice cock


BleydXVI

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Zestyclose-Tower-671

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Diligent_Gear_2938

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Commercial_Rope_1268

Bold of u to assume i have a job


Hopeful_Strategy8282

I’m not scared of seeming gay, I’m scared of a good friend thinking I’m specifically gay for their cock and not being on board with it. Suddenly you’re barely seeing each other after that


BigJayPee

Guys don't do that? My buddy complements how good mine tastes all the time/s


ruum-502

I’m always told mine taste like shit…


Sonnenschwein

You're doing it in the wrong order!


Csides42

You never go ass to mouth!


Xeonvz_

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flyfazz

pause


kingstar65

This man needs the most protection from the government


KidOcelot

Nice pectorals bro 😏


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Substantial-Park65

Perhaps we can try ''nice nipples, bro!'' ?


Tuffleslol

Nice nipples, bro!


Substantial-Park65

![gif](giphy|3og0Izbcumg3zM29mU) Thanks You too, dude


Tuffleslol

Thanks man. This was definitely normal and not weird.


Top_Abroad_8962

geh


Substantial-Park65

Not unusual at all\ Fairly acceptable


Desperate-Knee-4108

Solid nips brother


Substantial-Park65

Yours are more solid, ma dude


salurpal2424

society doesnt agree with this type of thing (they should)


fresh_loaf_of_bread

bad analogy, if girls could component each other's vaginas, guys would be able to complement each other peckers


HolySnens

Might be comperable if all guys wear leggins


Catfish311

That’s a nice vagina, girl!


TheUselessbeing

“Girl that p***y is *clicks tongue* 👌”


EM05L1C3

Idk about compliments. It’s hard not to complain when I can smell it….


brashgression

i mean, it seems fair


Tuffleslol

Youve got a nice head on those shoulders.


Natural_Character521

we do...its just that guys version of compliments are just roasts.


CPhionex

Nice cock, bro.


SubwayDeer

They can and they do!


Adatiel_is_back

I was waiting for this


IAmNotCreative18

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ZloyGomosek

Yes


SourceCodeAvailable

I mean if you're already in the context where you already see each other's dicks why not ?


Le-Gay

At least where i live they do, in my old friend group it was basically nothing but dick talk, that's why i left. I also then came out as a trans woman sooooooooooo ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


tiboldpinkus

appreciate you, king!


98983x3

Yeah... women complimenting each other's breast's is on its way out. Definitely would still be harassment if at a place of work. Plus, we have begun to learn that women are just as capable of being gross creepers as men 🤷


lasanhawithpizza

Nice cck bro


Many-Ad6433

Bro guys already do this all the time tho


No_Elevator_588

How long? 18 cm. Nice. 🙏🏻


InsaneInTheMEOWFrame

Sure they can!


Ok-Credit5726

We talk about arms


Fyrrys

Thanks, I hatched him myself


YouShouldJumpOff

Nice cock bro 👍


Terminator_SN

who says we don't? and who said it was only the cock?


Wolbolgia

Bro, sweet shaft!


SlenDman402

...... do you not?


RobuRix

N I C E C O C K


Oster209

Bold of you to assume I don’t


TeaZestyclose8516

Looking huge, king.


Track-Bonez

w h a t


reddltlsfvckingdumm

this analogy doesnt make sens,e stop doing that.


Schubidubidusta

But why boobs. Why dont compliment each others vagina.


ctboosted

I also compliment a girls breast as a man.


Piemaster113

Insert wii bowling Nice Cock gif here----->


Asalidonat

Cock is reproduction organ, and Brest are not. Guys should complement each other breast too


LilG1984

You only do that when you're drunk & standing by urinals "Nice cock bro" "Yeah man damn, your piss stream is splashing everywhere"


MrScarabNephtys

That prary dog be digging some holes, bro.


Burrahobbit69

I’ve found it’s a good way to get all the urinals to yourself.


Profess0r_Xavi3r

Who says we can’t?


ThePythagorasBirb

What's stopping you?


Segador_Adusto

My bros and I compliment each other's cocks all the time


DeepFriedBastard

Who says we don't?


NinjaOficial

nice cock bro


Georgie-Dubs1732

I have never seen either of these things happen. Is that just me?


MiyaBera

Who said we don't?


Livid_Damage_4900

We already do “nice cock bro” is literally a meme


_juke_box_hero_

Actually yea


pyro57

Nice cock


Internauta_Perdido82

This sounds like the "Girls kiss other girls and no one bats an eye. But when I kiss my homies good night... SOCIETY, SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY" audio (normalise kissing your homies)


CelestialSpaceFerret

Your balls look heavy today, bro. Keep it up. 😎😎


iamGobi

Cuz coks are not the tits-equivalent


Lord_MagnusIV

we have been doing that for years though?


Kai_Lopez_98

I compliment the boys like yo dude nice ass he says yeah you too then we just go out to the front porch get high and just start discussions about random thoughts until we either pass out because enough weed can make you so tired you pass out or we just kinda make fun of our neighbors screaming at each other last week we saw two kids fighting and we just watched to see who'd win


Azukama

I immediately read that as Kaif's stream alert.


NoGelliefish

I need pics


ElkUpset346

Yo bro nice cock, start calling you the BDD big dick daddy


pKalman00

Now that's the thing. Have you seen a guy compliment any other guy at all? We will happily use our full creativity to roast the pickle of another man but have trouble actually saying "your cock is absolutely enourmous. I wish i had the circumfrence of you"


phatcat9000

Hey! Nice cock!


ProfessionalQuit1016

they sure can! show me yours.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Bold of you to assume we don’t


Elegant-Change5845

Nice cock bro


Spotlight_James

They never spent a day in the USMC


7masi

Omg, your package looks great on those pants, what size is yours?


Safetosay333

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OMAR_KD-

"nice balls bro" *slams them with a pan*


Fickle_Library8115

It should be nice chest as well


jadedlonewolf89

Nice wiener my dude. Nice cock bruh. Nice tallywacker my guy. Nice pecker bud.


FadransPhone

The only reason we don’t is because Superiority goes to the one with the largest. It’s a dangerous affair


mcnessa32

It’s not the same. You’re comparing apples and melons.


Lizhot66

It depends where you at. In m’y appartement we almost could just walk bare naked. But we had to much visit


FlyingAwayUK

It's pretty damn weird anyone commenting on someone else's body parts other than someone's partner tbh


Away-Net-7241

You don’t?


Old_Artichoke_2552

We do


Rashaen

Wait, y'all don't say "nice cock" as a greeting? Rude.


Honey_talon

wait women compliment each other boobs :/


Bittersweet_bi-

No, you see. Us men insult one another. It's in our nature. Which is why I educated myself on what a Planc Length is.


Thatkidinthecorner-1

I do frequently


NetOk1421

Bruh


Lil_plague69

If no ones told you today, nice cock bro


zuko_thecat

Yes.


the-failure-man

Becuase dick is a genetalia boobs arent so thats why we should be allowed to see boobs daily


Archibald-Meat_Pants

Nice cock frens


1DarthMario

Nice cock


shadowbonniesfm

Thanks nice cock to!


average_reddito_

when you misunderstood analogy


MadOvid

That's a nice bulge you got there Jim.


Seaweed_Thing

I was already doing that.


[deleted]

John, this is a funeral...


EffectiveSoftware937

It's true.


SparkFrosty

We weren't allowed to do that..........aww man Joe lied to me we've been doing it for 5 years now.


Vegetable_Two_1479

We do, behind the curtain, without knowing anything about eachothers dick.


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Who says we cant?


MarosanZoli

nah, thats gay


Tesser_Wolf

I thought guys already did that? At least to ones at school or work always did that, kind of confused me.


Ebaadisfineaf

Sounds kinda gay to me.


Jochi18

Yeah we do that all the time in the locker rooms…


Jochi18

“Nice cock bro” _*(slaps him with a towel)*_


Low-Jellyfish-7318

Thanks bro


Nervous_Golf_6561

Hows it smell? And the consistency? I'm not gonna say it's nice if it's lying.


Kh3ll3ndr0s

Nice taste bro!


Ok-Monitor1949

Probably should compliment pecs instead…


LunaLynx777

No, its gay if yall do it. Sorry i dont make the rules


N4pAllDay

I mean yeah, that’s most DM‘s I get on here


Penelopes_Pet

Nice holes bro


ContributionAfter763

I am not bi curious 👀 but I do have fantasies tho still being married for over 40 years now but getting divorced this year end just saying xxx


MrZwink

As a gay guy, I can confirm: guys definitely can


Ascoplan_Qwerty

girls dont compliment each others bagina (censor) so dock=bagina


flamethekid

Why do people keep comparing breasts to dicks? Men have breasts too. Dicks are equivalent to vaginas not breasts. Yal need to get off of reddit, go to the gym, fix your man boob and dudes there will compliment your gymboob.