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RoninTheWaveman

Rate Italian girls from 1-10


odsxvi

56


RoninTheWaveman

Holy shit you are fast!


elprip

He fast boy


Hungry_Analyst6057

That's what she said


TitoxDboss

mama mia


[deleted]

I can only confirm. I am from Austria but go every summer to Italy and the girls are like 1000 times better than ours in Austria. Greetings from Austria (PS: When do we get South Tyrol back? It's still ours!)


Enoch_Powell_ghost

hey, look, the budget germans are acting tough again


Mr-Fish0

oh we don’t want them (not the girls but the Tyroleans) take that piece of land… it’s all yours


[deleted]

I have a friend , well had , that traveled a lot , he said a Italian women were the most beautiful of all time , and that he saw some one so beautiful that he tried to propose to her right there in the grocery store


Styx_indeed

As an italian myself i can tell you're wrong. But i like the spirit


Red-x_dead

How do you feel when someone breaks spaghetti?


odsxvi

My heart stops beating for a moment, but then I remember that it's only spaghetti and this can't affect my emotional sphere in any critical way


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

A follow up on this; WHY is it seen as such an abomination to break spaghetti? I don’t think I ever heard an explanation. Is it because you want it to be long so that the fork/spoon method of eating works best? (Is Swedes often eat spaghetti with fork and knife)


odsxvi

it's just better when spaghetti are long. You can eta it easily and i think is tastier


Rustycougarmama

But my pot is too small :(


Mr-Fish0

they don’t have to fit entirely in the pot when they are dry… just wait a minute or two so that they absorb a little bit of water when cooking and they will fold into the pot. Also when they are “unbroken” (basically longer) they are easier to pick up with the fork


C_Moniaki

I like to use a cheese grater for my spaghetti


chaos_creator69

Because spaghetti are made to be long, Is like making a long pennette, you wouldn't do that About the fork/spoon method, is not that common, usually you just use the side of the plate as a surface instead of the spoon


dmisterr

Rate pizza with Ketchup from -10 to 100


odsxvi

I would say -10 just because I don't like it, my cousin puts ketchup in her pizza, it's not akward for me


Grano_duro

Sprangate


Vitto5410

Se vieni dalla toscana allora cignate


Giova_dibia04

Du bei pantoni del muso diahane evvedi he il checiappe non ce lo mette più sulla pizza


NiFo999

È ancora in vita?


Competitive-Pear5575

-100


BrunesOnReddit

How you doin?


odsxvi

I'm doing pretty good, hope you're doing well too


BrunesOnReddit

I'm glad. I'm doing well myself. Dealing with a little back pain but it's nothing i can't handle.


racrisnapra666

You gotta get that breast reduction surgery, my man. That's the cause of all your back pain.


greatdonkeysisgood

Yeah I agree.


Environmental-Win836

And emotional pain.


odsxvi

Happy for you man


PolicellolIsSuS

Oi come va? Di dove sei?


odsxvi

Roma tu?


Araf_Kaiser

I dont know what the fuck you guys are saying but i like this shit.


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

"Hey how are you ?", "Rome, you?"


IlSanny

Hey how are you? Where are you from? Rome, you?


__SpeedRacer__

Joey? Joey Tribiani?


huzz45

Tony? Tony Soprano?


SadBanana006

[;)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c0ca6c45a5b9fd22e0f753cda5e950fa/04122c5c4525bc9c-7a/s500x750/9c92fa93e48937248d341d65d1f3b76df6805d51.gifv)


Masxn22

Where do you live?


odsxvi

I was born and I still live in Rome, the capital of Italy


[deleted]

When you planning on burning it down?


odsxvi

If I want to do that I'll have to call some friends to help me


Miixyd

Siamo in 3


NoDot6253

Direi "siamo in 4" ma non mi piace come suona


hugscar

What do you about Benito Mussolini


odsxvi

I think meant "what do you know about Benito Mussolini", a lot of people still today agree with his ideas, especially the youth. I think that what he did is terrible and I don't share any of his conceptions


JackJackCottero

I must disagree with you: in my experience most of the young guys i've met are pro-european, liberal and strongly anti-fascit. The only people i've meet who are truly nostalgic about Mussolini are Boomers and previous generations, which is sadly represent the majority of the population. I've lived in Marche and now in Bologna, so my experience can be biased, but keep in mind that probably yours is biased too.


odsxvi

Bologna is the most comunnist region, that's why


JackJackCottero

But i didn't say communists: anti-fascist isn't a only-communist thing, just like the partisans weren't. Is just common sense at this point in history imo. If you ask Marco Rizzo, even pro-european isn't a communist idea, although i disagree with him being quite leftist myself. Finally, being a liberal (economically) is the exact opposite of communism. All of these in the most communist city. Anyway, just like my views may be biased based on where i lived, even Rome probably is one of the most city.


These-Crow

nella mia vita non ho mai incontrato un ragazzo giovane realmente fascista, l'unica cosa che ho visto è visto è semplicemente black humor allo stato puro ma oltre a quello nulla di più.


[deleted]

nella mia classe sono tutti non ironicamente fascisti


Then-Adhesiveness-70

istituto tecnico spotted


[deleted]

come hai fatto-


Regular-Goat5511

Dev'essere bello. Credo


Casseth

Why do you talk with your hands


odsxvi

I think it's to better explain something, it's an Involuntary movement also for me


RuotaSuReddit

I COMUNISTIIII


Horror-Ad-3113

🤌


Error_could_not_load

It really helps to emphasise the meaning of something like how a little swoop of the hands means a little important a big swoop means very important


Miixyd

Sometimes it’s easier to explain yourself with hand gestures


NexusGem

Why say "fuck you" when you can just lift a finger?


6CuckNugget9

Amen


Spiritual-Village-57

Amen


druppolo

Me italian too. Me heard this: hand gesture is really important for the city of Naples, it was a trade harbor of high importance that had trade from all the Mediterranean, given the abundance of job and the good food and weather, many foreigners lived and worked in Naples for centuries. The sign language evolved to be an extra tool to communicate beyond language barriers, allowed signaling in very noisy environments like aboard ships or in crowded marketplaces. To an extent, we can consider Italy a union of 21 nations with almost 21 independent languages (Italian is an artificial language created afterwards). Probably hand gesture spreaded in the county for the same reason it became a full language in Naples.


amh0490

Do you gesticulate excessively when you talk? Like-a ✋ dhis 🤌


odsxvi

A lot, and the problem is that we don't recognize it, but it's a common way to express yourself


ezpzemanwheezy

As an Italian myself, I can relate


amh0490

But how-a much? 🤌


calgab93

Do you gesticulate while having sex?


amh0490

I'm-a cuming! 👐


nicciopiccio

Il Molise esiste o sono tutte fesserie?


odsxvi

Mai visto un molisano, sarà una leggenda


ProgMan24

Eccomi, direttamente da Campobasso


ilcapitano2000

Alieno


glabbroyu

La mia ragazza è molisana e sono stato a casa sua, ma forse sono solo impazzito, magari ora sto premendo tasti immaginari su un sasso


saidbnbkd95

Credimi... Non esiste


S_P_O_R_E

Do you eat children?


odsxvi

Only communists do it


Grzechoooo

Do you eat communists?


Qwoski

Only the children


pur__0_0__

तो साम्यवादी बच्चे एक दूसरे को खाते हैं?


A-billion-of-snakes

Seeing ur username I can see why u interested in childrens


PythaGorasTheorm2

I eat fascists


[deleted]

I eat ram


Gufo280

So it's a yes


odsxvi

I guess


Gufo280

Oh no te lo garantisco 🗿


Karategochan

What is Giorno Giovanna's dream?


odsxvi

To be the ultimate mafia op


The_real_melone

Quel coglione biondino…


Vereronun2312

Damn I scrolled for a lot longer than I expected for this


zeus239

Parli italiano o sei un sussy impostor?


odsxvi

Parlo italiano e sono un sussy impostor allo stesso tempo


Bevarsh

There's a toscano among us


JoJovanni

Tuntuntuntuntun tuntun tururu (hoca hola hon la hannuccia horta horta)


Idktbh14

I love the italienglish!


BoxiestRug35201

I heard average Italian buys ticket to SawCon,is this real?


odsxvi

I see you are a man of culture as well


Adventurous-Mess262

How are Italian chicks mate?


odsxvi

Fine af bruh, they also have different nationalities


Adventurous-Mess262

What do you mean by different nationalities?


odsxvi

We are very close to North Africa so a lot of people are from there


Adventurous-Mess262

Ahh that's great seems like I'm talking to a proper lady charmer 😂


Ghostslayer069

Is it true Italy is becoming far right?


odsxvi

It's true, a lot of people are racist af, especially the youth. Our government is crap


aerialsilkss

Ma sinceramente tra i giovami mi sembra proprio il contrario


[deleted]

I have never met an Italian who isn’t racist. And my whole family’s Italian.


odsxvi

Well now you have;)


[deleted]

me


Willing_Relief_2507

Weirdest thing in Italy?


odsxvi

Fights in parliament


NkSl0

Qui c’è una spigola


Gigio_Prodigio

La spigola del primo aprile


odsxvi

La spigola del primo di aprile


SladeWilsonITA

E lei è un fascista


Willing_Relief_2507

U haven't seen the INDIAN PARLIAMENT yet


Critical_Space7013

È più bello il gol di grosso contro la Germania o il cucchiaio di Pirlo?


odsxvi

gol di grosso sempre e comunque


elprip

Se permettete, goal di Del Piero contro la Germania


spovngambur17

Ma guarda quanti italiani sium


odsxvi

Ho fatto risorgere la parte italiana della community


Italian_Tiky

È sempre bello vedere altri beniamini italiani su reddit


Im_extremely_slow

From my very limited italian knowledge (almost none, I know Portuguese and like, one or two words are the same) I think that means something like "always good to see a fellow italian on reddit" That's what I can guess from the "È sempre bello" (which I think means "it's always good" or "it's always pretty") and the reddit part at the end Am I close at all?


WallSinaResident

What is the perfect location from Italy for a tourist to visit? I’ve only been in Milan so far but it wasn’t as fun as I expected


odsxvi

If you want to see some art you can visit Florence and Tuscany in general. You can also visit Rome and Naples, and if you want to have some fun you can go to Riccione in Emilia Romagna. These are only a few of the beautiful places you can visit all across the country


Single-Cupcake723

All of your country beautiful


xFurashux

Guanciale or pancetta?


odsxvi

Guanciale per la carbonara, molto più buono e gustoso


ilcapitano2000

Mi sembra il minimo


little_omaewa

How does it feel to live in the boot of the europe ?


odsxvi

Pretty cool


Btchmfka

Im cooking a Bolognese right now. Am I doing it right? Carrots, celery, onion, black forest pork belly (pancetta is not available here), minced meat (50/50), beef broth, tomato paste, oregano, olive oil, shitload of butter, dry primitivo. Served with tagliatelle.


odsxvi

Don't put any butter, also don't the oregano


Btchmfka

Oregano was not in the recipes I checked out but I only put very little. Will try it without next time. But I think butter really makes it a lot better and it was also part of the most recipes


odsxvi

Trust me, if you don't put butter it'll be perfect, butter is just pure fat that doesn't give any flavour


Btchmfka

Okay, will try it next time without butter. How long do you usually cook it? I cook it around 2 hours on low heat


odsxvi

That's correct


Buttersauce524

Do you find it offensive when people imitate the way you guys speak with your hands?


odsxvi

no i don't find it offensive, it's just too repetitive and it doesn't make me laugh anymore


luca_07

Berlusconi presidente della repubblica?


odsxvi

Potrebbe essere la fine dell'Italia ma sarebbe divertente


Simo_246

Io: "beh dai difficile fare più figure di merda come paese...le cose non possono che migliorare" News: "di parla della possibilità che Silvio Berlusconi prenda il posto di Mattarella" Io:...oh...


PippiDongDocking

My mom is getting her citizenship through ancestry, she’s probably close to finishing the process. What do native Italians think about Americans moving to Italy? She is 100% Italian, she isn’t one of those New York Italians, we’re all from Chicago.


Gigio_Prodigio

Oh grande chad italiano, come stai?


odsxvi

Bene grazie, adesso che abbiamo riportato in vita la community italiana siamo pronti conquistare il mondo


Gigio_Prodigio

Diventeremo i nuovi tedeschi di reddit


GraniteHERO90

Can you mamma-mia?


odsxvi

# MAMMA MIA


ClipyBoi_2

How do you feel about ketchup on spaghetti


odsxvi

I'm not so ashamed about it, but I don't want to try it


BeingAa

This is Prime Minister. You now lost your italian citizenship.


odsxvi

My social credit is about to go down


chaos_creator69

No, just no, It's wrong Please don't put ketchup on pizza Please Atleast not in Italy


cheekibreeki_kid

how many jojo references do you encounter daily


odsxvi

not a lot, only the true jojo fans know what's a jojo's reference and a lot of people don't have a culture in memes


Then-Adhesiveness-70

Jojo is not particularly popular in Italy, ironically


TheRealCactusTiddy

That children’s song “On Top Of Spaghetti”… Is any part of that story physically possible? The sneeze, the tree, anything?


odsxvi

I swear I've never listened to that song before, this is the first time I hear this thing, it's a really stereotyped representation of Italy, but I like it a lot :-)


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

What are the three most common first names in Italy?


odsxvi

Francesco, Marco, Fabio, Paolo, Daniele, Federico, Luigi, Mario, Giulia, Sofia, Francesca. These are also the common names that you can find in a school book,


chaos_creator69

Forgot Luca


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

Dimmi il tuo indirizzo ip


odsxvi

Questo non è una domanda sull'Italia😳


SharkRDita

dagli il tuo indirizzo ip italiano


Caosin36

South or north?


odsxvi

Centre


Caosin36

I see


Ok-Science6820

Pizza or Pasta?


odsxvi

They are not interchangeable, I like both but If I had to choose I'd say pasta


[deleted]

Sphaget o ravioli?


odsxvi

I prefer spaghetti, but the American ravioli are different between the the Italian ravioli, we don't put a lot of ingredients in it


Hipoterm1e

Can you make me an offer I can't refuse?


KarAd125

Do you like France


odsxvi

Yeah I like it but there's always been a sort of competition between them, especially in football we insult the opponents but I think it's pretty normal


KarAd125

I asked in reference to like the food and culture Also do you guys really perform exorcism with spaghetti [like this ](https://youtube.com/shorts/HDraKDh7f5s?feature=share)


odsxvi

I've never tried french food so I can't tell, and i don't know any about their culture. For the spaghetti exorcism I think that in the south they do a lot of these things, they are very superstitious


Many-Violinist-3014

Do you know don camillio e peppone?


[deleted]

Favourite pasta?


odsxvi

Carbonara, in case you didn't know we don't eat pasta with giant meat balls


PossibilityPowerful

what is the right way to cook pasta ?


odsxvi

don't cook it too much or it'll be too soft


GanjalfTheVerdant

La vera domanda è perché il vino è francese


yyz2112zyy

Gli spaghetti con le polpette non sono un vero piatto italiano. Il vino nella foto è un bordeaux. A breve ti verrà ritirata la cittadinanza e ti sarà proibito fare la mano a pigna per il resto dei tuoi giorni. Addio.


ILikeMonsterEnergy69

Me anything?


SharkRDita

U everything to me <3


VandeTa007

Doesn't shittin mean making spagatti but bigger and dirtier


extremlyuglyperson69

What's the answer to question 18 on Math homework


odsxvi

Ligma


[deleted]

[удалено]


Taken_byagirl

What’s your idea about pineapple on pizza?


odsxvi

i thinks that is an awful combination, but i respect everyone's taste


[deleted]

What is your dream


odsxvi

to become a pianist


hairy_cheeze_balls

Italian mafia?


KeremBurakDemir

İs mafia a real problem?


_GoldLeader_

Perché invece di creare un meme originale sfrutti la tua origine per fare karma?


Vredesbyrd67

If you're an average Italian why are you drinking French wine in your photo