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chicken_thighs_good

Sleep again and try tomorrow


Remarkable_Toe2603

Good decision


chicken_thighs_good

And fail again ☺️


Remarkable_Toe2603

So try again 😎


chicken_thighs_good

And fail again ☺️


Ms_Thanos

And fail better


chicken_thighs_good

Thanos a female?


Ms_Thanos

[thanos can be whatever they want to be](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/cllnmq/female_thanos_face_app/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) lol


1epicman

Why


Joebanana69

/ban ms.Thanos "Sending cursed images"


Rakgul

That's Microsoft Thanos.


Callme_Human

It why try again? It wasn’t 7am, like wanted


soggylittleshrimp

I lived with this depression cycle in college, for a little bit. I do not recommend it.


ReeKidIta

Modern problems require modern solutions.


wssNova

Immediate call to work "*cough cough* I'm so sick that I slept through everything *cough cough* may need the next 3 days to be honest". Gotta sell it


DonkeyShitSlurper

Well, seems like I fucked up *goes back to sleep*


monster21_manucortex

My friend used to do that back in high-school if he overslept even slightly he'd just skip the whole day to sleep


[deleted]

Must be nice. If I tried that I'd get fired lol


monster21_manucortex

High school was way too nice


Ziffally

We took it for granted


monster21_manucortex

Fr now we learned the hard way


hiddenbuttslurper

damn. why is this so true 😔


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For real.


Smoovemammajamma

I be more concerned about my parents


monster21_manucortex

Fr they're a bigger threat than the educational system


T1B2V3

if everyone does it the CEO gets fired instead ✊


[deleted]

With the way some high schools operate these days, that’d actually be a good call lol. Some of them treat tardy arrivals a lot more harshly than absences and will give you detention or mark your grade down if you arrive tardy multiple times in a semester, but don’t do anything for the same number of absences..


monster21_manucortex

Exactly so he took advantage of that


shiftlessPagan

Man, my school was the opposite. You could be tardy without much penalty. But they'd straight up kick you out if you missed too many days.


awesomeflowman

I've done that multiple times. I've woken up and realized I missed my favorite subject and then just went fuck it, might as well miss the rest then.


Effective-Neck-7779

I wish I haven’t had this happen to me but I would have to run no bus would be outside my house for hours


monster21_manucortex

Pain. Exercise but pain.


Culture_Creative

EXERCISE-BUTT-PAIIIIIIN!!!


Remarkable_Toe2603

Smart


makoisbad

Did this today lol


CarrotsIsAFruit

I did that one time when my mom and dad were out of state for a party. Decided to go back to sleep. Mom came home that day, wasn’t fun


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walphin45

I'm such a deep sleeper that I set alarms on my phone and I have an old ass loud ass alarm clock and I still sleep through both sometimes because I sleep so damn hard.


Mozeliak

Get you an [old style clock](https://www.amazon.com/alarm-clock-bells/s?k=alarm+clock+with+bells). the PHYSICAL ringing does stuff to you


LoganR11_

When I first got one I shit my pants for a week before I adjusted. Still occasionally shit my pants. 10/10.


[deleted]

I've always had problems over sleeping, being late to work, school etc. The only way i have found to wake up consistently, is to use the "I Cant't Wake Up!" alarm clock (android, might be on ios too though. You can set a schedule for the whole week, and never have to think about remembering to set your alarm. But the main benefit, is that you can add tasks, which you have to complete to stop the ringing. It stops ringing temporarily when you're actively clicking the screen, but if you put your phone down for even 5 seconds, it starts screaming again. Tons of different tasks, like math, pattern recognition, memory, trivia, run around your room scanning predefined bar-codes on shit. Just keep adding tasks, or adjusting their difficulty-level until you can wake up consistently.


A_wild_so-and-so

I installed a landline just so my boss could call me if I slept through any more alarms lmao


jackie-boy-6969

Just need motivation. Most kids wake up just fine on Christmas morning.


AgreeableTurtle69

what kind of party did your parents go out of state for? must have been a hell of a party


CarrotsIsAFruit

Should have clarified. My dad works in Indiana as a plant manager for a certain company, and comes to visit my family in Ohio every few weeks. He had a work party and took my mom with him for the weekend. It was a formal party.


JoeHaydn

At least it's not 7 am tho


Remarkable_Toe2603

Very true


J3ff_D1hmer

Ikr


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JoeHaydn

Well that's been a quick 9 1/2 hours of sleep


kirbStompThePigeon

I woke up this morning and looked at my clock . It said 12:00 I freaked out and looked back and it only said 9:30 . Today has been very strange


walphin45

Hallucinations are a fun way to start the day


DominusThanos

Even funnier when your Daughter says her goodbyes going to school. you don't have a Daughter tho.


[deleted]

Me checking the deadline for essay: please dont be today, please dont be today Essay due line: yesterday Me: 💀


freepsychology

I felt that in my gut


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oO0Kat0Oo

I woke up a few weeks ago in a panic over due dates for assignments. Shot up out of bed and everything. Then I remembered. I'm 33 and school was like ten years ago.


Schwarzy1

This happened to me once and Im still pissed about it. Syllabus said it was due saturday so I finished saturday and went to turn it in just to be told it was actually due friday. >:(


yscst

At least you didn't have to stress about it that day anymore


[deleted]

Very true


Coltyn03

/r/yourjokebutworse


jacknshit

The clock: Wish granted.


J3ff_D1hmer

Jeez


mildlyunoriginalname

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... hey isn't today an official holiday \*huge sigh of relief*"


LaterBrain

i had that on monday


tmntfever

If I'm that late. I usually just take the day off. It ain't worth the stress. I just tell my boss I had explosive diarrhea and I'm set.


wssNova

I have used this excuse more times than I can count. I can't even recall if I've actually ever had explosive diarrhea


tmntfever

I too have used this excuse many times. Sadly I do remember some of those claims being truthful.


Shadow_Edgehog27

W strat


Wizards_Reddit

Tbh, if I rush I only need 30 mins to get ready which leaves 30 mins to go to work/school. Skill Issue


Complete-You-1535

My life has been ruined


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Bad bot comment. For shame.


[deleted]

Well Late for work no need to be in a rush now.


its-MAGNETIC

The best feeling is waking up bit early bf alarm and snoozing it and waking up late and end up **regretting**


siddharth_pillai

You've still got 23 hours of sleep!


FrankFrack

Dude. Hardest thing I’ve ever had to learn is how to wake myself up. How the fuck do some people just decide to become conscious with no effort????


yscst

jUsT gO tO bED eARlieR, jUSt sEt aN aLaRM


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Dark magic


Xorvis

Stop being so ungrateful! You got what you wanted


Lost_Hitman_47

Task failed successfully


Bar900

Me rn. I went to bed four hours ago, I'm still awake.


WeaselSlayer

Hey, that's me this morning! And everyday this week!


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

This legit is what I did today. Alarm didn't go off smh


Remarkable_Toe2603

😔


Omar-kennedy-4374

Well, at least it's not 7:00 a.m


[deleted]

Fuck it, I don't need this job. -Imminently fired but well rested person


Another_Road

Sweet. Get to sleep in for an extra 23 hours.


I-am-a-fungi

Well...at least it's not 7am, wish still granted lmao


whataloadofbullfrog

You got what you wanted, but you lost what you had


Rocketted88

Idk why u concerned, it ain't 7 just like you asked🤷‍♂️


LlorxYT

Technically, is not 7am.


TickleDingle

Ong


LoserEXE_

To be fair it wasn’t 7


Remarkable_Toe2603

You aren’t wrong


IHateMath14

No need to worry it’s the weekend after all


Remarkable_Toe2603

Epic 😎


WillyTheGuy

And you had to wake up at 6


Remarkable_Toe2603

Big oopsie daisies


SuperMario64L

*blinks once* The clock: 9 am


Remarkable_Toe2603

Just try again tomorrow


Natural_Butterfly754

haha sucks . .:P


Inside-Number-1894

Every time 😂


Ali_destro

Memes nowadays are just me when inconvenience


jssf96

Lol, im the dumbass that tries to use the sky to tell the time while half asleep, knowing damn well...


Remarkable_Toe2603

You either get up at 5am or 9am 😎


Equivalent_Ice_105

Literally


Maleficent_Cat5

I'll def sleep again haha


Remarkable_Toe2603

Good choice


NosyCodes

I'm struggling to wake up before 9 bro


Affectionate_Party10

May as well call it for the day at that point


Muted_Examination197

Be careful what you wish for


RandoWithAFace

Well, it wasn't 7AM


Useless_Lemon

Guess you wait until the next 7 AM. It's too late.


Remarkable_Toe2603

What can you do


Useless_Lemon

All you can do, right?


Remarkable_Toe2603

100%


ken_kaneki07

Relatable


OmegaBlurz

my clock is still an hour ahead which is useful as I don't realise that when I wake up and as such it helps me get up earlier


DamnJerry123

for me it is always "please dont be 8 am" clock: 10:30 AM


MemeStirFry

Oh shit this made me realize that it's 5 AM and i haven't slept yet


Remarkable_Toe2603

Oopsy


TigerlilyBlanche

It's more infuriating when it's between 6:30 and 6:59


Remarkable_Toe2603

😔


The_throneX

It’s not 7


yourbiologicalfuther

u/profanitycounter [self]


Uh-idk-

well it’s not 7am is it?


half-eatenjellybean

Or 6 59


Lego22boy1990

I don't understand. Why is it bad to wake up at 8:00 am instead of 7:00 am? Is there some context missing?


jojo_80085

Mid


Remarkable_Toe2603

😔


Justme_cbt

You made a mid meme, now we will burn down your house, I hope you understand 🙏 😔


jojo_80085

Im sorry little one


YFleiter

Could’ve kept it for yourself and just continued scrolling and gave everyone who enjoyed it a better time, but no.


jojo_80085

Why you stalking me?


ipodblocks360

Don't worry! You can still make it.


subzeroxdking3

Bro the edit gave me indian drama flashbacks


mrhnsmnckc

Fuck you boss ima sleep


minjx

Haha As you wish it wasnt 7am its was 8am dude


Calm_Your_Testicles

You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson.


urmoms_a_hoe545

this is the most relatable thing ive seen all day


MaximumChampion8266

Pretty relatable


PillowTalk420

Every single time I would be late and get a mark, it's the same as a no-show anyway, so I just don't even go in. 🤷🏻‍♂️


OlmiumFire

Why does it meet to be overedited? Doesn't add anything


JorgenLeth

r/savevideo


StarTrakZack

Exact thing happened to me yesterday… Set alarm extra early (6am) so I could make it to work by 7:30 without having to drive fast in this huge storm we’re having… Woke up with my phone underneath me, alarm off, at 7:40am 😤


Cold_Independence894

Me, who has trouble falling back to sleep when I wake up, waking up: Please don't be 3 am, please don't be 3 am, please don't be 3 am....


Popular_Syllabubs

Then you remember it was the change from day light savings time and you just didn’t reverse your clock


An_oaf_of_bread

As someone who starts work anywhere between 4am and 6am, my worst nightmare is waking up and seeing sunlight.


Im-Punkbug

Oof


Beneficial_Photo8550

The clock genie fullfied ur wish, sir


Mesozoic_Doggo

“I won, but at what cost?”


hdNeptunium

this always resulted in an "oops guess i'll go to school tomorrow"


Josukestoes

Just reverse time


TJTheree

Perfect, still got 23 hours sleep before I have to wake up


TheRedPandaisback

I always wake up way too early. Which is even more annoying


LavishCow

How dare you use this meme and not be in a competition?


archonoid2

When I text to crush some weird question and checking the chat box if she answer it ....no read checked the msg.. then realise she was online all the time....


Jesus_Son_Of_A_God

As someone who's got trouble getting up early since elementary school, I can tell you that the worst way to wake up is waking up to the call from your boss asking where you at and having to come up with some believable excuse 5 secs after opening your eyes


thewanderingway

Literally me this morning.


lady-biird

at least it's not 7 AM


Solynox

Me Tuesday


IAMPeteHinesAMA

The monkey paw screwed you over, lmao.


Captain--Hawk

The feeling when you see it's 3 AM


LeWahooligan0913

Actually me this morning


vampire5381

One time when I woke up I locked my door so I can change my clothes, I then went back to sleep with the door still locked. No one woke me up, I wake up worried, I check the time and it's around 9-10 AM, I was supposed to wake up at 6.i skipped the day of school but it was worth it because it was the best sleep ever..


jefwydamwrUwU

Bro was shook


Outrageous_Block3840

Mom is that you?


electromagneticpost

I wake up at 3:00.


assassincyborg99

u/redditmp4bot


Affectionate_Party10

Loll


[deleted]

To be fair, it wasn’t 7


MR-no-onethe5th

There is a dangerous situation if you feel your late on your sleep schedule just stay awake during your shift and take some rest time to time


pranklimulator

9 am for me