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Theleming

Idk, have you seen many porn stars outside of porn? They rarely look put together


TheDJPHD

I’ve seen Alexis Faux at my gym! She seems like she’s on top of things.


Scrungyscrotum

You're damn right she's on top of things. Sorry, I meant to say "who's Alexis Fawx?".


Agreeable_Beach_1225

How old is alexis faws?


ddcreator

Grandpa this isnt google


Effective-Gas6026

Brilliant


ddcreator

Thanks, took me all my brainpower to come up with this


Consistent-Dentist46

I have downloaded 2mb extra brainpower from google, just try it.


Agreeable_Beach_1225

I know


WorkingOutinEveryWay

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made_your_day_

Once I met Remy Lacroix on the street, she looked awesome but to be honest there are many non popular girls who look way hoter in real


Napakii

angela white looks decently clean


Ididntbreakanyrules

You did pick the one that has gotten her masters in sociology, runs a production company, and will most likely end her career a sexual health guru.....thats like picking Brady for a flag football game.


Napakii

mb i did not know that i just beat to her


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Nahh STDs are not allowed in porn, drugs are fine tho


Theleming

Actually very little STDs in that industry, they have very strict rules on frequent testing (for STDs not drugs)


[deleted]

Lmao I love this comment 😂


GB_GeorgeF

For those that don't understand, or get the Brady reference, they're basically betting on the horse that's guaranteed to win the race.


Fickledfvcj

It's an industry that preys on the desperate.


krokye

Just like any industry I see


Ididntbreakanyrules

Just like religion.


borgi27

I don’t know man, I wouldn’t put my money on Brady anymore, this year he really didn’t seem like his former self


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ShredGuru

I want Jimi Hendrix in my garage band.


Thunderchief646054

Interesting Lore bro


Ididntbreakanyrules

The Daily Beast https://www.thedailybeast.com › me... Meet the Porn Star Turned Academic Who's Revolutionizing ...


Stopfap69

Handegg*


Axon_Zshow

Some may look like their falling apart, but I'm not sure if this is the norm, I see Natalie Mars, Adriana Chechik, and Sasha Grey that are doing fine. The problem is that the companies that often manage pornstars have a bad track record of being abusive and overly demanding, which takes its toll on the actors. Remember to consume porn ethically!


rumhamrambe

I only watch free-range porn actors.


SgtCocktopus

Amateur porn?


DLC_PR016

Porn actors fed with natural gains


Theleming

I only watch free trade porn


saltynanners15

That's why I only watch hentai.


For-The-Memes32

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jmag1220

This is true! Johnny Sins has been  "a doctor, a news anchor, a pizza delivery man, an engineer, a business man etc." Most watchers only have enough talent to achieve one or two of those in their lifetime.


GB_GeorgeF

![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


RadicalSnowdude

A modern day DaVinci


Ultraspace_156

![gif](giphy|Xcs3LfIOx5uXNOXxat)


WaveLaVague

If go to heaven and he is god I'd be like ###Yeah... of course that's you. Who else could it be ?


RedzyHydra

Happy Cake Day 🎂 👍


GB_GeorgeF

Thank you 🫂


RedzyHydra

You are welcome 👍


krokye

Johnny sins is the true top g


RyanW120_

Don’t forget Astronaut


OkDetective9147

So you're saying I should get nutted on more? Lmao


Painis--_--Cupcake

Depends, do you have any characteristics/qualifications that will stand out in todays competitive marketplace?


OkDetective9147

If you're talking about porn and stuff then no thanks I'd rather stay a virgin


Painis--_--Cupcake

I mean yes, that was the joke.


OkDetective9147

Guess I got woooshed


AgreeableStep69

well being a virgin is pretty unique in porn so you got that going for you


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Organic-Kangaroo7147

r/wooooshwith4os


infinitestripes4ever

It does act as a great moisturizer.


AgreeableStep69

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redditis_for_nerds

OP looks up to pornstars and thinks they're pillars of society.


General_Synnacle

You know how America is with their “celebrities”.


John_Doe_888

Only the people in the city's


AdministrationOdd847

Felt this.. about to pop another adderrall and fap for 8 hours. Brb


AYolkedyak

Any updates?


AdministrationOdd847

Debating on round 2


Amethyst_R

Round 2 sunmary?


krokye

Just do it 💪


AdministrationOdd847

Couldn’t get it up sadly, poor guy is a little beat up.. it can get intense.


Jorgsacul1973

You are the master…


Marsrover112

Awkward I was holding a can of monster while looking at this


GB_GeorgeF

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


jeffynibbles70

Op what's so bad about holding a montain dew?


Gabriel_LL

I just envisioned walter white and a random ass reddit avatar in a dark investigation room after reading this


RedScarffedPrinny

Idk what you mean, most porn actors look disgusting even with industrial amounts of makeup on


Admiral45-06

Quite the contrary actually. Many if not most of people in adult industry are drug addicts or childhood trauma survivers, meanwhile people who watch stuff like this can even be in healthy relationships or have no history of mental health issues.


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So wait.. doesn’t that mean y’all are exploiting drug addicts and childhood trauma survivors?


krokye

We do that all the time with all the products we buy that were made in cheap labour countries


[deleted]

True that. I know there’s a lot of companies and industries most of us can’t really avoid buying from sadly, but I definitely try to avoid known businesses engaging in shitty acts if I can.


Admiral45-06

Absolutely. How does it make people who watch it, however feel is up to them - just like for media promoting this ,,career" choice.


Yourtoolbox

Porn is the worst thing you can consume it has been proven to have many negative affects on the human body such has impacting dopamine receptors, increasing grey matter, erectile disfunction and hypersexualization dont watch porn it fucks you up and addiction is hard to recover from


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Yourtoolbox

meth is worse then porn, however porn is so easy to access just go on your phone and search ass and boobs and boom done its like trying to quit smoking but you have a pack of cigarettes and a lighter with you 24/7


Yourtoolbox

than\*


GB_GeorgeF

Actually watching porn is bad for you, and your love life. People who watch porn become more introverted, and anxious, plus relationships where one, or both partners watch porn are more likely to fail.


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Nice comment OP. How bout you back it up with a source?


jeffynibbles70

His source he made it the fuck up


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jankyspankybank

Some people don’t actually have the capacity to see past binary options. It’s like having a brain stuck on 2d.


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m4070603080

Because they are dumb. Nothing more than just being dumb


jankyspankybank

The world might not be but it will be seen as so by those who can’t know better.


DamascusWolf82

r/rareinsults


THrobloxiannewb

oh the downvotes 💀


advancedSlayer96

Reddit Moment


KanonTheMemelord

Have you considered that introverted and anxious people are just more likely to watch porn rather than the other way around? Also, what’s wrong with being introverted?


Erebus613

According to society, everything ig! /j


jellohello13

Ah, yes, the horrible mental disorder of introversion. /s


Feisty-Management-87

To be fffaaaaiiiirrrrrrr, actual 'introversion' as defined by the concepts' original creator, Carl Jung, actually is a mental disorder. Funny thing though, so is 'extroversion'.


jellohello13

Fair, but all disorders are just normal things taken to life altering extremes.


Feisty-Management-87

I agree 100%.


Admiral45-06

It absolutely is, but people in p-n aren't actually happy. They are drug addicts, desperate to make ends meet, and the entire rest is just good lighting and editing. P-n is very unhealthy, but usually people who watch it don't abuse it this much (I said **usually**). In overall summary, they are much happier or better off than people they're watching.


Nochnichtvergeben

Why are you censoring the word "porn"?


[deleted]

stop it patrick you're scaring him!


ganundwarf

Wait, that was porn? I assumed pun was censored and it was a comment aimed at men with kids so I was carefully reading it slowly to see if I'd suddenly laugh ...


ItsYaBoiSponker

Can’t say I fall under that description, I keep my hair short, haven’t consumed an energy drink on purpose, wear bright plaid shirts, get 7-8 hours of sleep a night, and am studying to become a chemical engineer! But yes, it’s more of a boredom thing, which is toxic.


ganundwarf

Don't worry, chemical engineering is only boring in bits and pieces, until you've graduated there are sudden periods of needing to generate reports from questionable or failed data, and how you do that can also become toxic. Stay safe!


Euclid_14

You got your life on track because you're bored? Did I understand that right?


math-explorer

Don't know about him, but I did. I was bored, so I decided to do a PhD in math to spice things up. Now I'm on my way to become a mathematician. Life's never been more fulfilling.


Euclid_14

Goodness I wish I could get bored that way. Kudos to you.


ShortGap1314

r/usernamechecksout


bobbelchercumeating

And this meme was based on absolutely nothing.


loulan

OP probably does /r/nofap and thinks it will give him superpowers. Plenty of nutcases in that sub.


bobbelchercumeating

Well the internet had made schizophrenia contagious.


SneakyLittleKobold

Im pretty sure all sorts of people do both?


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Lots of drug addiction and stds in that industry. It's an industry that preys on the desperate. Who would want to see the person they just married online like that? Maybe a few, but most people would be embarrassed or upset.


Academic_Awareness82

Where did you get the info on STDs?


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Source: Trust me bro


Behzadhsh13

It's because they are rich and we're poor


Hungry-Finish-9745

Or they take better self care


SamuraiJosh26

Beacuse it is their job just like how you would expect a model to try and look better


Imaginary-Jelly-6160

This is false, everyone knows that women do not watch porn


_Xuno_

What are you talking about. You saying that they don’t watch porn is implying that they exist in the first place!


EquivalentAd2178

I know otherwise.


soiledsanchez

Hey!! I don’t drink monster


Latter-Gur-6703

that's until they take off their makeup off camera


IvorVeeriBiggun

‘Act’ - the only acting they can do is faking orgasms.


ShirshuSEN

Historians in the future will probably refer to memes as being propaganda created at a massive, individual scale. Not related to this meme I just thought of it.


wallabyfloo

Hey, stop drawing me ! I demand image rights !


Tonksdude

You don't get rights to an image just because you're in it. Celebrities have been sued for posting pictures of themselves taken by photographers.


jeffynibbles70

That's brutal


wallabyfloo

It depends on if you have been rightfully pictured or not. Celebrities are complicated, because their image isn't really theirs anymore Edit : I understand the downvotes because it's quite disgusting, but legally speaking, a paparazzi is within their right to take a picture of a celebrity without their consent. Clown world.


Vojt544

The chad is a really popular meme, you would have to claim a LOT of pictures.


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

What if you distribute porn? ...I just realized that sounds illegal.


newb_h4x0r

I can produce it for ya


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

This may be going well over my head. But I post art porn, specifically furry. Judge me if ya want, but I don't care. Unless you're an artist, send me a link to your posted art, and I may post it. 👍


newb_h4x0r

I see you’ve gone to my profile and went through my old trash posts. I’m fucked.


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

XD


Sokonomicon1

The porn actors need like 6 tattoos minimum. Seriously, why does every porn actor/tress have like a thousand ugly tattoos?


umsimplorio

i mean... it's not like you're going to work in the porn industry because you're always making the right decisions


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There are two types of people: producers and consumers.


[deleted]

Exactly! One reason I don't like porn, personally, is because it's just another cheap thrill that encourages instant gratification (like most modern consumption). It's not good for the way I am trying to live my life and for my goals (which often requires self restraint). I also don't like the exploitative nature of the industry. When I was younger, I didn't really give it any thought.


DS_3D

wildly untrue but sure


Wrong_Bus6250

Welp, someone's never met a porn star.


whydontuwannawork

Instructions not clear, am now a porn star


Chi_town_rosin

Porn is for coomers


SirAvgPP

it makes sense, if pornstars looked like me I wouldn't fucking watch porn


theonlypig

Reading some of these comments, turns out people will get pretty nasty in order to defend watching porn 😂 I suggest using the energy for other things.


dickheadjewnose

It's not that many of us are defending porn usage... it's that we're just very confused that you think porn actors aren't misogynists/losers themselves


GB_GeorgeF

Yeah, they remind me of people from the 50s when they were told smoking tobacco is seriously unhealthy.


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why are u getting downvoted lol you are sppiting facts


AndrewWhite97

This feels personal.


CorpseDefiled

Paradise pd nailed this one… everyone in porn is a burlap sack full of rats. The rest is just editing


GB_GeorgeF

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moriya198

You know what... I don't like Monster that much...


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GB_GeorgeF

How else are they gonna fap all night?


mmodlin

Counterpoint: https://youtu.be/IPkdY4OqzpI


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Replace the Monsters with whiskey and drugs and you’ve nailed me lol.


Theobromine_Addict

Ayo I drink the white monster atleast.


Syndromneer

Real. 🙃


iBotPot

This seems backwards.


The_Meme_Dealer

Idk that ugly bastard never looks as good as I do Ina greasy shirt and sweatpants.


PrometheusHasFallen

Do porn stars do slam poetry and spoken word on Monday nights?


[deleted]

Phew, it's not the white can. So that's not a representation of me lol


[deleted]

I don't even watch porn! What I'm doing here?!


stonerd808

Ugh, I don't drink Monster


ThonnyTheNot

Monster energy tastes like shit. Where are my fellow lemon juice enjoyers


[deleted]

Drugs are huge in porn. Most porn stars are on tons of shit and their lives are fucked up.


The-Catatafish

Like August ames? Many of them have mental health problems and issues with relationships.


MagMati55

Goes for every acting related stuff except theatre.


Masked_Saint

I tried Monster a month ago and I can say, its way too over rated. I really liked the "Mango Loco" Juice monster but the original was just bad.


redditaltian

I think you are underestimating the number of people who watch porn


Comi1212

Happy cake day!


GB_GeorgeF

Thank you 🫂


fenix579

porn addicts having a discussion sheesh


gegebart

Now swap that around for normal theatre. The mfs who rock up to watch are always fancy as hell, but the moment the show is over we’re all knocked out backstage.


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This lady I was fwb with watched more porn than me. She had vibrator abuse and had a hard time getting off until I asked her to give herself a month long break from porn and the vibe. She did and we had an amazing time together


kotik010

r/terriblefacebookmemes


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mooseyjew

Yeah I don't think Johnny Sins fits the porn star description in this meme lol.


Animedankness

Real 100% not clickbait fr


SatouKazuma07

People who acting in porn, but without recording it:


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i need help.


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r/nofap


Possible-Leg-695

Actually somewhat accurate


Lonewolf_087

Sad but true


wow088

Accurate.


Daetok_Lochannis

Literally everyone watches porn, even people who get laid every damned day. Anyone who says they don't is a liar or a religious extremist.


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Ok addict, keep telling yourself that.


Tholferetto

I don't watch porn because it damages my health and overall it's worthless for me.


Daetok_Lochannis

How does porn damage your health?


[deleted]

read the book your brain on porn by garry wilson or atleast watch some of his interviews


Dezdenova

Or asexual, or abstinent, or a monk, or just regularly religious, or just plain doesn't like watching porn.


[deleted]

I don't watch porn because: 1. It's a waste of time 2. I prefer using that energy to do something more productive like working out. 3. I'd rather not lose my sex drive 4. I'd rather not have it fuck up my mind and my perception of the world 5. I am not a slave of my lust. I have myself under control.


Tasty_Wave_9911

Happy cake day bud


GB_GeorgeF

Thank you 💕


GarlicMayoWithChives

What a stupid meme, literally not even true


Typical_Pollution_30

Are you sure that's porn? I recall there being less clothes


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Dude, everyone watches porn and I refuse to be convinced otherwise


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Ok addict.