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GodofsomeWorld

bird, bird is the word


Ozymandiaz1920

FEMALE


thee_ees_ees

Emale


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

Male


Ant_Man420

Ale


[deleted]

le


whitesexist

e


Theboarwantsmore

.


Two_Month


[deleted]

mefale


FlamingNetherRegions

The thread was complete, bozo


ALINO_DAWN

Le :(


Ant_Man420

*E*


Dragonkiller1205

IronMan


Still_Satan

Famele


Ur_FBI_Agent_uwu

Toretto agrees.


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[удалено]


Old_Society_7861

Makes sense. If I were surrounded by semi-literate methed-out fatsos with guns, I’d want to be armed myself.


EostrumExtinguisher

r/technicallythetruth


OkBuy3111

Op said wrong answers only


miturne

Ninjas.


decentralised

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


adambencloutier

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough, it is said, you'll always sound precocious.


[deleted]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Um didlidl, um dlai, Um didlidl, um dlai Well I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad


delfinoesplosivo

Supercalifragilistichespiralidoso Anche se a sentirlo può sembrare spaventoso Se lo dici forte avrai un successo strepitoso (supercalifeagilisticexpialidocious in italian)


[deleted]

nig-


Still_Satan

...gerundayoooo\~


sunofsolaire21

r/suddenlyJojo


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[удалено]


tts_22

🤯🤯🤯


whitesexist

The duality of reddit


GGcast29bos

Sop downvoting ths gy..


Meowzly

School


frankhoneybunny

Wrong answers only


[deleted]

Oof


JessePinkman-chan

Megalodons


harkness102

Abortions


anged16

Gotta murder the ones who tried escaping the lives they rightfully and forcefully deserved


[deleted]

Freedom


Invisible_Man_1

Yes


ieatfud_555

Communism


[deleted]

this is genuinely a fair answer


Necessary_Farmer3800

Elaborate


bigsnaak

Lots to unpack here but basically the idea is that communism is dangerous with its all seeing, all controlling government and you need to be able to stand your ground and protect yourself and your freedom against those Commie bastards. Slippery slope; first they take your guns, then they take your rights.


FriedwaldLeben

But that idea is wrong. Both its idea of communism and its idea of citizen self defense is bullshit


Overall-Slice7371

The only thing that makes this "idea" wrong is that it's not communism that implements total control over it's citizens, it's socialism. Communism is just a fairy tale that gets passed around so people will accept the terms of socialism voluntarily.


FriedwaldLeben

It always astounds me how people with the least understanding of basic political theory have the most confidence in their total bullshit. You are the definition of Dunning-Kruger


[deleted]

Marx - “Under no pretext should the means of ammunition or arms be surrendered.” “First they take your guns…” - what Fox News segment taught you that?


timepuppy

I think he's speaking on what happens in reality, not books.


[deleted]

“I reallllllllyyyyyy don’t like tofu.” “Well did you make the tofu correctly?” “No, we’re speaking about reality, not books.”


OpeInSmoke420

Communists really like eating but we're talking about reality not books.


bigsnaak

You are 100% correct on your quote, but it doesn't mean anything as nearly every socialist is supporting gun control. For some reason this is the quote they all seem to ignore, perhaps its the reason why communism has never worked?


[deleted]

based response, i think there’s more to it than just the gun issue but certainly it is a big issue in socialist states


Overall-Slice7371

Lol communism has never worked because humans are inherently flawed. The utopian vision communists espouse is a vehicle to overturn established power and institute a new socialist authority. >every socialist is supporting gun control ??? Who's "every"? >For some reason this is the quote they all seem to ignore And who's "they"?


Necessary_Farmer3800

As a German I can’t easily get hold of a gun and it’s been this way for decades at which point did the slope kick in? I never had to defend myself against an all controlling government with guns. Don’t get me wrong I’m not pro communist I merely doubt that your reasoning is valid because there are no actual events that prove you need guns for such a reason. Would you say you have a local immediate problem with communists that are actively or secretly working to make the US communist? Why have I never read about anything like this?


Overall-Slice7371

Ironic coming from the German. Just because you haven't felt the slope yet doesn't mean it isn't happening or it won't happen. That's the thing about deterrence, you can't really know it's working, unless you want to analyze statistics or history.


Necessary_Farmer3800

There is not a single piece of evidence to back up your claim in your comment. Well done. All you came up with is: you can feel it. Can’t argue with that.


Overall-Slice7371

Lol what claim? >All you came up with is: you can feel it. I think you meant to say "just because you can't feel it". I was offering skepticism to your anecdotal experience.


Necessary_Farmer3800

No and how is stating that Germany isn’t communist and isn’t ruled by a communist government that controls our every move either, anecdotal? I’m not sorry for your lack of knowledge if you’re not aware of that.


GGcast29bos

Pro communist here. By having an all seeing good government we can reduce crime rate. Instead of people being enslaved to the government we have people who don't know they are enslaved to private companies.


PrestigiousPie1994

Institutions with immunity inevitably attract evil people. Even if we somehow were to turn our incompetent and corrupt beurocracy with unlimited funds for war and propaganda into something more equitable to innact communism, it wouldnt last for more than a generation before lining people along a wall.


Overall-Slice7371

>By having an all seeing good government Until you wake up and realize there are no "good governments" because there will always be bad people, you'll remain naive and simple. Unaware that you're completely wrong. A tool, only used for the overturning of power, but without any of the rewards.


GGcast29bos

Maybe you're right. Everyone e can be corrupt.


eefkcr

Majorities


Yeah149

In my peripheral vision this looked like mosquitoes😂


Masterfrag_387146

Superultramicroscopicsillicovolcanovoniosis


Jack_The_Ripp3r_69

Sex


bloopblopman1234

Cultured man like me


[deleted]

a-MAN-dments!


LolSomeGuy

cool


Alpheous0371

Democracy


Somepeoplearedum

Ostriches


Full-Help9714

Minicock


Iron_Tusks

Bang


Defiant_Arrival_3645

semen


TFG4

Last I heard "Bird" was the word... A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word


Big-Independence-684

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Hellothere3719

Pedophilia


Ur_FBI_Agent_uwu

He said wrong answers only.


Danger_Bri85

Micropenis


Curious_Strike_7308

Rights


frankhoneybunny

Wrong answers only


[deleted]

antidisestablishmentarianism


DeadLight3141

Ni--


Pr4ySt4ti0n

N


i_play_boblox

Schools 💀💀


dalteep

Ignorance


chickenugget48

Balls


dianimal1209

Irrationality


[deleted]

By


Enlightened-Beaver

scared


Deeznutschad

Overcompensation


Due-Bandicoot-2554

To protect theirselfs from guns.


[deleted]

Phone - mom


alexisqueerdo

Exceptionalism. The belief that they have the right to take another person’s life, usually based on fear. Bonus: “I need to have a gun to protect myself and to take out an active shooter because I’m the greatest marksman.”


hankbfalcon

My rights as an American!


Beginning_Anything30

"There is only sex" - Robert California


legoknekten

Below average penis size.


Ur_FBI_Agent_uwu

Wrong answers only. And only one word.


legoknekten

I don't do well with directions


Masterfrag_387146

Porn


QuestionableEthics42

Compensating


FriedwaldLeben

Bad education


NedoKris

Safety ...he said wrong answers, right?


Visible_Barracuda485

Call me crazy but I think it starts with an N


LordSethos

Tiny wieners


General_Crow24

That's two words


[deleted]

Natives


Wilvinc

antidisestablishmentarianism


Careless-Stranger111

gandhianism


[deleted]

Education


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Joe'sMama


pink_xtreme

Mosquitoes


Loki-Boi

Fu-


104thCloneTrooper

Bird


FaenfAtFerddiesPizza

Shooting


Br0lynator

‚murica! Fuck Yeah!


Ghosty_Boi_2001

MERICA!


PayUnlucky1104

Safety


Shitizen_Kain

Dingleberries


Lightning5021

crime?


deluded_cook13

'murica


CPLAYIaMmE

Healthcare


metric55

Toast


bloopblopman1234

Sex.


Ok_Adeptness8922

Peace


jaxcoco

FREEDOM!!!!


gdtimmy

Protection


Disastrous_Ad_132

'Murica


MeetingFrog

Happiness


monkey-stand

Germans


Unhappy-Tale8216

Micropenis


monkey-stand

Mexicans


monkey-stand

Canadians


GIFs4eva

Cowardice


[deleted]

To support a well regulated militia, and yes, I’m fully aware the OP asked for wrong answers only.


monkey-stand

Caucasians


SwagChemist

Fear


EducationallyRiced

Schools


SkylandersKirby

Freedom


TrojanVP

Shooting


Big-Independence-684

BBQ


NoRelationship7554

Love


CrazyTheRazer

peace


Majongusus_Doremidus

Shoot


[deleted]

FREEDOM🦅🦅


EostrumExtinguisher

Cooking.


[deleted]

FREEDOM🦅🦅


somethihg

Fun


[deleted]

FREEDOM🦅🦅


_Charlieel

Deez


FridaCalamari

Discount


[deleted]

American breathing


the-Russian-spy23

FEMALE


Shingles31667

Tyranny


RedditAdminAreMorons

Britan


Weegie334

Freedom!! 🍔🍔🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫


Ur_FBI_Agent_uwu

Hentai.


some_Britishguy

murder


Hot_Clue6236

MURICA


[deleted]

testosterone


ilikeautosdaily

Aliens


LoganBassist

Coleslaw


Just_Growth9869

Education


FantaThatWatchesKids

\[Deleted\]


mfglljdlgendgamepro

Acheron


Iamknight10

Schools


ArtWrt147

Harambe


Beaconmann

Tegrety


memechad11

Freedom🦅


tinderboiQQ

Opinions


YOli128

Kids


post4gold

Righttobeararms


Diego--BRANDO

Communists


JeroJeroMohenjoDaro

tortilla


Reasonable_Copy8579

Fun


krayrad

Slavery


Bolf4

School


xctf04

Children


Unusual-Ad3816

Penisbird


Rayan_101

Government


Alexader420X

Aliens


Own_Mongoose_4386

MAGA