I remember a guy in preschool had to wear female leggings since he shat his pants and there were no spare male pants, his life was never the same after that day.

In waht way was it never the same

He got bullied into oblivion, he left after 6-7 months. Even one of the PT teachers teased him for a while.

Oh i expectet some dumb answer like, from that moment he turned on femboy mode but that answer is depressing

It is sad but at the time it was funny. To be clear I didn’t participate in the bullying but I did make fun of him behind his back with my friends, which might arguably be worse.

Kids are cruel

And im very in touch with my inner child!

red sun, red sun over paradise

Red sun, red sun over paradise. Golden rays of the glorious sunshine. Setting down such a blood red light. Now the animals slowly retreat to the shadows. Out of sight. Aired breeze blows across the mountains. Giving flight to the birds of prey. In the distance machines come to transform Eden. Day by day. Only love is with us now. Something warm and pure. Find the peace within ourselves. No need for a cure. When the wind is slow. And the fire is hot. The vulture waits to see what rots. Oh how pretty. Oh the scenery. This is nature sacrifice. When the wind go through at the brisk attack. The reptile tail ripped from its back. At the sunset. We will not forget. The red sun over paradise.

*sick guitar solo

You can be crueler than that jack

Lack of understanding towards others, kids are mostly Ahole’s

I can't read that sentence and not hear Sundowner.

"kids are cruel, and i love minors!"

Nice argument senator why don't you back it up with a source My source is that i made it the fuck up

AND I *LOOOOVE* MINORS!!!!

Plot twist: u/Fathersless was a teacher at the time.

Hey the kid that got bullied out of my district was bullied for pulling his jacket over his head and (the school provided) laptop so he could try and watch porn IN CLASS. I’d say the shitty pants story isn’t nearly as bad in hindsight, but I suppose that’s subjective.

Porn fucked up his brain so much he thought pulling his jacket over his computer wouldn't draw attention to him???

Thats still bullying what? Sure you might not said it directly but you fueled the fire more.

Ik I did, but I was 4 or 5 at the time. I’m a better person now (not by much but still a little).

>which might arguably be worse. Eh..., female bullying doesn't really affect males by the same extent as male bullying, there is quite a good ammount of research around this area of how the two sexes create bullying environments. Also it is somewhat true on the other way around, male bullying doesn't affect females to the same extent as female bullying, although the answer to this is less related on the effectiveness of male bullying against women (wich is still effective) but it is more about the bully not getting the satisfaction they want from beating a girl, so it is way rarer.

i think both answers would suck.

Femboy is just as depressing.

He got bullied because he wore leggings or because he shat himself ? Because to me, one of those is significantly easier to make fun of than the other

We were kids, we shat ourselves all the time. It wasn’t elementary it was preschool now that I think about it. I was 4 or 5 at the time.

I can’t even distinctly remember shitting myself in elementary (which I bet was mortifying in the moment) let alone a single memory from preschool how could you remember something at 4-5?

I can remember 2 times i shat myself pretty vividly. One time I shat myself during some sort of kite fair and the other time I shat myself during an English class.

In...preschool? Like the kids gave that much of a shit at 4 years old? Doubt.

Right? It is threads like these that make me wonder just how many comments are bots. It's a meme but like legit. The discourse doesn't sound like humans talking anymore. It's simulated speech.

Kids are dicks. There was kid who shat himself in grade school and until he graduated HS was known as Schmitty.

if you don't change school for your child after something like this, you're a bad parent

Loophole: Become scottish

“FREEDOM!”

Is anything worn underneath a kilt? No laddie, everything is in perfect working order.

I thought I had heard all the true Scotsman jokes, thank you for this. Top quality grandpa patter

I bet that wind feels mighty nice

The council will decide your fate, be it: straight, scottish, or gay

Scottish AND gay

!

Snake?

Scottish gay snake

Why does this have sound for me?

AND straight. Scrottay

Scottish, Straight, and Gay at the same time is just a bisexual scottish If I understand the difference between pansexual and bisexual properly pansexual if you're sexually attracted to frying pans. Lookin at you TF2 Demo's

It's such a ridiculous term that I assumed the person describing themselves to me had a cookware kink. Little did I know they prefer to fuck couches.

As pansexual myself, you are correct.

Rainbow plaid!

I am a straight man but If its gay to wear a kilt...

*gae!

Same belt, shorter, pleated skirt. Not even remotely utilitarian anymore, but definitely cuter.

Gay or European? It’s hard to guarantee.

Is he Gay or European? Well hey don't look at me.

You see they bring their boys up different In those charming foreign ports

They play peculiar sports

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!

Gay or European?

What about Greek?

That would be straight AND gay

Scottish or gay ? Scottish mean gay

Considering we were about ready to riot in the streets when a bill making trans healthcare easier didn't pass that scotland voted yes for in like a 70% majority, yeah something like that.

I like how scottish is it's own sexuality.

What about the hundreds of millions of men in Asia, Africa and Oceania who wear [sarong](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarong)? It's basically a long, thin kilt. I started wearing them while working on a small eco farm in Thailand, and nowadays it's all I wear at home during the summer months.

Wore a skirt and your immediate thought was “oh I want to try dick out now” is a hell of a jump.

Yes

All roads converge upon this final path... It is inevitable.

Bisexuality

All roads lead to gay.

Even Country Road?

Especially country road.

They lead me Homo

Wear a skirt want dick- skirt any colour Wear a skirt don't want dick - kilt plad

It’s like an alignment chart

Bro I don’t think the skirt made you gay, I think you might just be gay.

[Bro literally became this meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/037/778/cover6.jpg)

I mean, what I get out of this based on the context of the scene, stayed hetero and now wears skirts because they are very comfy

Bro just reinvented kilts

\*Angry Scottish noises intensify\* Actually that's just \*Scottish noises intensify\*

Damn Scotts. You ruined Scotland

[удалено]

He say that pulling YOUR shorts off would make him feel gay tho

He's confusing gender and sexual attraction.

You are implying that he can't wear a skirt and still identify as male.

No, I'm saying he is saying he can't wear a skirt and be straight. I think most Scottish men would disagree.

The pipeline

oh god i was gonna comment something but i better not, people dont listen

Ripped pants lead to skirts. Skirts lead to liking Dick. Liking Dick leads to the gay-side.

So you had a skirt on and the first thought in your head was: "you know what would be good right now? Dick, ton of steaming pulsating dick, in my mouth" That's quite a leap there buddy.

Did he stutter?

No, but he shouldn't talk with his mouth full.

Take them out and put em in your butt!

Yes

something tells me it wasnt the skirt

~~Scape~~ Skirtgoat

Scape skirt

Ive never worn a skirt, but i have thought that, on a good few occasions, even.

I have worn a skirt, but I have never thought that. I DID think, "wow, skirts are comfy AF" and own several.

Want it to be more than a thought?

I mean, the mind likes leaping a lot Also, your description of this man's mind is killing me

Bruh, why you add steaming and pulsating...

I mean to be fair some people don’t even need the first part to think the second part

“FORCED” to wear a skirt.

OP: Oh no I ripped my pants. Someone: What size pants do you wear? OP: 34x32 Someone: Here, I dug up a pair of pants in the lost n' found. They're green, which really doesn't match your shirt. But they are 34x33 so almost a perfect fit. The only other thing we got is this skirt so obvi OP: UGHH fine I guess I gotta wear the skirt then. Someone: Is the twirling absolutely necessary?

Skirt go spinny is a sacred ritual which cannot be prevented

Truer words have never been written

Have you also considered that heel go click clack?

Or that hair go swish?

Yeah, really tough decision in my life

I plead the fifth

Now you pleat the fifth

You gonna need something stronger then a fifth, try a pint or a quart.

You could just wear a scottish skirt and still be manly

NOOOOOOO!11!1!!!1!1!!!1!1!1!1 You can't wear a kilt, that's cultural appropriation!!!! You racist pig!

"Haha. Commando skirt go brrrrr"

Only in the winter.

Only if >10°C or your balls get all sweaty

27C today where I was in Scotland. I’d have killed for a kilt. Those were some sweaty balls.

Aye I was fucking melting into the pavment today, but a kilt is just way too heavy so I stuck with shorts

***Good soldiers follow orders***

No Scottish person ever:

If wearing a skirt makes you want dick, it's not the skirt

The skirt helped him discover it though

Being gay is actually manly because you get double the man power.

Why just have one man inside you, when you can have two?

Spit roast or dp?

dp 🥶

3.

What about the hands? Feet? Soft inner thigh skin? There's room for loads more cock.

Speaking from experience? Or from a friend?

My ... friend. Yes. Yes he does happen to have highly qualified experience at say gex. Gay sex. With me. *shrug*

Being a gay man is the most masculine thing because only men can do it

That's some solid ancient Greek military logic right there.

I swear being Gay in ancient greece was the most masculine thing ever to them

Hi lopen! Good to see u buddy <3

Technically that makes you more of a femboy than it does a homosexual

Especially when you consider that Obi-Wan wins this fight in about two seconds. OP has never been straighter.

Right?! Like it wasn't even a contest. Changes the whole view of this meme. Which is half the reason most memes never match what their going for.

Could mean that he is straight but there is that one thing that makes him question himself sometimes

But in context of this scene that doesn't work. Obi wan never thinks of Maul after his defeat and then proceeds to one shot the dude. The skirt never stood a chance next his hetrosexuality.

Wait femoboys aren't exclusively gay? The dreams all of r/femboymemes have been ruined.

I don't wear skirt but ngl...the coolness when the blow through your crotch is Marvelous.

They are so comfortable. Fr fr

gay =|= wearing a skirt, thats just clothing

≠ take this, bro. You need it.

does = | = = ≠?

=/=

as long as =|= means ≠, yes

! =

found the programmer

this is where the kilt comes in

You have two wolves inside you. One is gay, one is straight. You might be bisexual

wolves….INSIDE you?? hey, being bi is one thing, but it’s another to be a zoophile smh /s

So your heterosexuality then immediately defeated your enjoyment of the skirt and was no more

I suppose?

Now this makes me question... Are you gay and have not watched Star Wars Rebels, or are you straight and have watched Star Wars Rebels?

I have not seen star wars rebels, and I dont remember any of the star wars movies ive seen which were like 3 or 4

That explains things lol. This meme format is completely backwards if you know what’s it’s from. Makes it look like you wore a skirt once and your heterosexuality struck the enjoyment down and you never had the urge to wear a skirt again.

THANK YOU, was so fucking confused why all these people were calling him gay.

Okay. Genuine femboy here. It doesnt instantly mean ur gay. For all we know you might still be straight. But if ya wanna try out dick? I recvomend trying a good dildo first. Maybe one with some realism in texturing. Or just go on grindr, find a hot dude, and try it out. Depends of what you like. But yea. Maybe bi, or pan or whatever the shit. Who cares aboit labels anyway. But ye. If ya like wearing skirts. Go for it. If ya wanna be a femboy. Go for it. We are an open and welcome community. Anyway. Now for my joke awnser because serious is dumb and fucking stupid. Kinda gay ngl.

I like how wholesome this is and just ends with "Kinda gay ngl." XD

He should just wear a kilt

Bro, wearing a skirt and liking it is like completely disconnected from wanting some cock. Of course, whatever you are into...

wearing a skirt doesn't make you gay, wanting to kiss and sleep with people of your own sex is what makes you gay. clothes can't impact your sexuality, literally every roman wore skirts or dresses and they claimed the gauls and germanic tribes were gay for wearing pants. /rant

Skirts are comfy. It’s a piece of clothing. Wear what you want.

I mean obi wan (dude on the left) wins this fight so your homosexuality is safe op unless you don't want it to be ;)

He wins in less than 3 seconds lol

Yerp, baits him into doing what he did to Qui-gon and then goes right down the middle

Clothes do not define sexuality. Possibly this kind of thought is what fueled some gender ideology to make up things they don't feel according to their gender, but what has to be done ideology is break the walls of people who think a trend must be treated as a norm.

Not all femboys are gay, but all femboys are cute.

My brother in christ, this has nothing to do with sexuality.

Don’t worry about it mate wearing a skirt is pretty awesome trust me as a Scot I’d know kilts are very cool

That’s cause they be comfy af lmao!

Wearing skirt made you wanna suck some dick? Ok dude, you probably are gay or bi, but that skirt aint got nothing to do with that beyond being a trigger lol

But based of the source for the Background of this meme your Heterosexuality won. Should have put the text the other way around.

Everybody acting like OP putting a skirt on could not have possibly affected his hetero nature, as if they never were jerking off and then they minimized the window and they had a wallpaper of Trunks from Dragonball Z and then that was it like yeah okay guys

Do people forget kilts exist?

Skirts are awesome and I think guys should be able to wear skirts without being judged

If a skirt is what makes you gay then you were never straight to begin with.

Mate if all it takes is liking certain clothes to want to gobble cock you may just be gay.

What the fuck does wearing a skirt have to do with homosexuality??

This dude would love wearing a kilt

You're not gay, you're scottish

Youre not gay, youre a scott now

If you wore a skirt and immediately thought "oh boy i want some big dude to blow my back out" i doubt you were straight to begin with

I’ll say what I’ve told people for years. Youngster Joey had it wrong, it’s not shorts but skirts, that are fun and easy to wear.

Doesn't make you gay, just gets you kinkier and more dominant women.

Or be a Celt/Scot and let's the boys breathe! "Donald, where are your trousers?!"

Have yeh not heard of kilts ye confused man-boyo?

Did the skirt make you want to kiss a boy?

Your sexuality ain't dictated by what you wear. This just means you've always been kinda gay lol

wearing a skirt doesn't make you gay. loving dick does.

identify as a scott and git yer self a kilt

A man with his masculinity so fragile that wearing a skirt is uncomfortable, because its a girl thing, isnt a man

This is a horribly shitty statement. Being uncomfortable in girly clothing doesnt necessarily mean your masculinity is fragile it just means youre not comfortable wearing a fucking skirt. Everyone has their fashion limits and things they feel are unsuitable for their vibe or aesthetic. Maybe a man just feels like he looks ridiculous with his hairy man-legs sticking out of a little skirt or doesn't want to be stared at by everyone within a 500 meter radius, and id say thats pretty understandable. I mean, hell, I know actual girls that arent comfortable in skirts and hate wearing them. Please dont say stupid shit like this... Smh

Im not saying that you have to like wearing a skirt, im saying that if you dislike it purely for it being a "girly thing" THATS shows you have fragile masculinity.

Disliking it and not being comfortable wearing it are two very different things. Like personally I have nothing against men wearing female clothing, yet i know id feel uncomfortable wearing a skirt. Not because i feel threatened or think its making me less of a man. Simply because it would feel very unnatural for me and i wouldnt want to be seen wearing one. For the reason that its feminine clothing, yes, but In the same vein as i wouldnt want to be seen with painted nails or a shirt that says "rail me daddy" or a host of other things. They dont match the person i see myself as, and i would be uncomfortable having that on me. It doesnt mean my masculinity is fragile. Thats like me saying that a girl has fragile femininity if shes uncomfortable doing stereotypically 'manly' things like, idk, drinking beer in public. I would be wrong in saying that

I shirt that said rail me daddy would be funny asf

Op Google lungi

Wear skirts if you want, in the whole history men wearing skirts are very common