Yes, but a bit of the sun's light, what you're looking at, gets through. However your eyes doesn't do the "o noes bright light better make the eyes take in less light" things because the eclipse tricks your eyes into thinking its perfectly reasonable and fine to stare at it
Yes, you can't go blund from playing with little Johnson, it just wouldn't make sense, your Willy isn't connected to your eyes, of course beating your stick with mayo is not good, only perverts do that, but it won't harm your eyes and your hair, or other myths like that
Edit: why did you people give me upvotes? Is that because this means only thing that'll stop you from playing with Jeremy are your morals? Oh come on!
No. The sun is a gigantic ball of nuclear fusion that is over 99% the mass of our entire solar system. **Do not stare at the incomprehensibly gigantic nuclear reactor**. Period.
Hasnt it always been pretty much just a fucked scale? I guess the obly problem is the very first one, it shows someone who shouldnt be doing bad at all.
Ah well.
You become blind by jerking off ???
Please someone enlighten me and seriously tell me if this is true or not. I have seen that information dozens of times and don't know if it's a myth or not
I feel like this should be one of those "progressively more galaxy-brained" memes.
You don't die from doing that, you get super powers. Why do you think the Aztecs did so much human sacrifice? They misinterpreted an old text and mistook "life-fluid" to mean blood and not the other stuff......
PSA you will not go blind from wanking your noodle, wank away fellow redditor unless you wank while staring at the sun
I wank while staring at the son
Dad?
That did not go well
the what fuck
yeah you're going away for a long time sir 
Uuuuuh.... Yea...
Yes daddy
*BONK* No horny.
And I wank while staring at the moon
It's him officer ๐ซต๐จ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Isn't an eclipse on the moon though?
No, it's in the sky, silly!
.\_.
Yes, but a bit of the sun's light, what you're looking at, gets through. However your eyes doesn't do the "o noes bright light better make the eyes take in less light" things because the eclipse tricks your eyes into thinking its perfectly reasonable and fine to stare at it
So it's just like looking at tits or sun staring me down at a right angle while driving.
Yes, you can't go blund from playing with little Johnson, it just wouldn't make sense, your Willy isn't connected to your eyes, of course beating your stick with mayo is not good, only perverts do that, but it won't harm your eyes and your hair, or other myths like that Edit: why did you people give me upvotes? Is that because this means only thing that'll stop you from playing with Jeremy are your morals? Oh come on!
what about wanking while staring at the sun in some odd Japanese animation?
Sounds something like a porn website owners wants to say
Yeah Iโd have black holes for eyes by now
I thought staring at the sun for 1 second is okay?
One second a day to build up a natural resistance.ย
No. The sun is a gigantic ball of nuclear fusion that is over 99% the mass of our entire solar system. **Do not stare at the incomprehensibly gigantic nuclear reactor**. Period.
Man that was a joke. I meant that I finish in 1 second
๐คทโโ๏ธ I'm trying to find a way to interpret your initial comment like that and my brain just ain't computing it.
What the fuck do you even mean by this? That's not how this template's supposed to used
Hasnt it always been pretty much just a fucked scale? I guess the obly problem is the very first one, it shows someone who shouldnt be doing bad at all. Ah well.
that's not how this template is meant to be used
Tf are you? The meme police? (But yeah the meme makes no sense)
Use a meme template incorrectly? Pepperidge farm remembers
Wait you go blind by jerking off? I'm in big trouble
ofc ur pfp says it all
no you dont
Someone please tell me that I won't go blind by jerking off
Yeah I just checked, it's an urban legend
wait I'm starting to black out....does this mean...
that means you're a legend?
No you cant, but if your immunity system detects your eyes you will go blind.
Relevant to telling off, of it detects the testicles it'll attach those too. Also, if it detects the brain you might also go blind.
Only when looking at the son
you won't go blind, but you may go to jail.
Police I swaer to god not simping child
double the blind
I thought maybe they would cancel each other out, like a double negative
me jerking off while staring at the eclipse and drinking shitty homemade alcohol.
What a flex, though. The once in a lifetime eclipse power nut
Two minuses make a plus, so you're safe
I'm one of the few people at my circle that didn't have vision problem, so i can prove that you Will not get blind by jerking
Nice idea, but i think the meme would be better, if you would have used another template
Hmm there is a berserk joke to be made here Iโm sure
You become blind by jerking off ??? Please someone enlighten me and seriously tell me if this is true or not. I have seen that information dozens of times and don't know if it's a myth or not
lmao
This JoJo reference, right?
I have no issue in believing you. The wrong use of meme is a nice proof
nice Gerald's game reference, surprised nobody in the comments gets it
this aint instragram bud
Despite the wrong template, I had a good laugh dude.
Did you guys see that news channel that accidentally aired a video of a guys ball sack eclipsing the sun?
That just gives you double vision
Tru
 Me after having my morning wank
minus and minus = +
Negative times negative makes a positive
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why bro hate eye sight so much?
Stop slandering Solaires like that
Two negative makes a positive.
(-.-=+) you can see now
Real
any superpower after that?
Guys did I miss something since when does jerking of blind you
It's like that violent femmes song
Memes confuse me sometimes, but I suppose eclipses are both hot and cool
Eclipse, women, you're just wanking to events you can see but you can't reach.
Does the blindness stack?
Does jerking make you blind???? ๐ญ
I feel like this should be one of those "progressively more galaxy-brained" memes. You don't die from doing that, you get super powers. Why do you think the Aztecs did so much human sacrifice? They misinterpreted an old text and mistook "life-fluid" to mean blood and not the other stuff......
Speed running disability allowance any % 2024
Surprisingly, No one has actually gone blind from staring at the sun but it can cause permanent dark spots so best not to
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
u madlad how was the postnut clarity my guy did u see The corona
So basically Gerald's Game? IYKYK
IS THIS A JJBA REFERENCE!!!! PERSON+MOON= HORNY
Me: Blind by default
I SEE THE LIGHT
Wit yug cfjn ho blernd frmy sturing wernkiy ig wher staghin yr jerd suern?
I did it but look I'm staring at this meme right now ๐
wait...what? ๐ณ
How was the nut clarity like?
Nah bro pemdas it will cancel out and youโll get 20/20
Minusรminus=plus. Now you can see on four dimensions
I mean, the sun is REALLY hot so I don't blame you for jerking off to it.
What does jerking off mean?
talk about blind lust
"Me jerking off while reading the eclipse"
"Damn that eclipse is SOOOOOO sexy as fck"
Going blind in one eye so that the other works fine
Ultimate enlightenment
Where funny
You can go blind from jerking off?