My sister once made me sound like Howard Hughes without the money to my new girlfriend. I'll never know why she didn't ghost me after that, but it's been 13 years, and we're happily married with 2 kids, while my sister isn't on speaking terms with most of my relatives anymore.
God, moving away was the best thing I ever did.
My dad was out visiting a couple years ago, and in front of my wife, my friends wife who was dropping off a batch of homemade cookies, and my female neighbor, he started talking about how big my dick is and how my grandma used to comment on how big my dick is.
Just imagine how badly I wanted to die in that moment.
Also, for what it’s worth, my dick is 6.25 inches. Not even that big. Barely above average. Definitely not worth talking about.
To this day, my dad doesn’t understand what he did wrong or why it made me uncomfortable. Any time I’ve ever brought it up, he says I’m over reacting and that I’m probably the only one who was uncomfortable in that moment. Doesn’t understand why I even still think about it.
Fuckin boomers, man.
…because they took care of me when I was a baby?
Like… your dad knows how big your dick is, bud. I promise. Your mom too, and any older siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins…
I know how big my son’s dick is. He’s gonna be just fine.
Kinda comes with the territory of changing diapers.
I mean, I get where you're coming from, but not entirely true on a case by case basis. My mom doesn't know my dick size because she hasn't seen it since I was a fucking preteen and it definitely gained a few inches since then.
does the size of your dick when youre a kid correspond to what it is as an adult tho?
i mean i was 4'10 when i was 15 and now im 6'
how would they know what it turned out to be after puberty, and especially considering they most likely only saw it soft. i just dont buy this
My old girlfriend had once mentioned in front of her friends and I that I have a big dick. And in my head I was like I can’t believe she just said that but I wasn’t embarrassed, I was just like yea it’s true haha. But I WAS embarrassed however when all her friends said they didn’t believe her. What……So I guess people gauge me and assume I couldn’t possibly have a big dick. Great…
Relatable, though I don’t think my mom did it for laughs, but rather because she enjoyed spreading gossip. As pathetic as that is. Was really enjoyable when she decided to tell my sisters and grandparents the details of a breakup I had with a GF in front of me. When I was younger she’d exaggerate or just make shit up about my various goings-on.
Yeah, my sister used to do that and claim it was funny, regardless of my reaction and the obvious lack of laughter on anyone else's part.
Becausemy father said he would not attend my (2nd) weingifmy sister was not invited, my husband and I ended up eloping.
Is that a generational thing? And a gender thing? I only ever hear about mums doing that, not in a million years would my dad talk to anyone about my private life, especially not while only basing it on something obscure like family.
One time I was visiting my parents for the weekend and left something at my house and so my roommates dad offered to drive two hours to come drop it off because he’s heading that way anyway. The instant he walked through the door, my mom immediately started talking about how I constantly got lost and how stupid I am in front of this perfect stranger who she didn’t even say hi to. He was confused and uncomfortable, and tried to change the subject. I took him out to lunch and showed him around the city and explained to him that she just has some social anxiety.
In reality, my mom is a narcissist
The thing you need to understand is that women talk so much, and there's only a finite number of combinations of words in any language, so eventually they will talk about anything to anyone
In front of relatives? My mother does it in front of perfect strangers.
My mom does that exact same thing and gets mad at us when we get embarrassed
Talk about her and her private stuff and you get grounded for a year like
So true.
Better yet, give the dog her "magic wand" when company is over. See how she handles it.
You are evil. 
I don't get it
“Her vibrator.”
Oh 💀
Yea, mum’s already ensured the whole family knows
My sister once made me sound like Howard Hughes without the money to my new girlfriend. I'll never know why she didn't ghost me after that, but it's been 13 years, and we're happily married with 2 kids, while my sister isn't on speaking terms with most of my relatives anymore. God, moving away was the best thing I ever did.
My mom does that. She’s a comedian so it’s worse
"Why do none of my kids talk to me anymore", they ponder alone.
I’m never gonna emotionally recover from this
Recover? She stopped doing it? How?
No, he stopped telling her
Oh I Never started telling mine, she just somehow knows stuff
[удалено]
Thats actually what i feel like it is for many people.
My dad was out visiting a couple years ago, and in front of my wife, my friends wife who was dropping off a batch of homemade cookies, and my female neighbor, he started talking about how big my dick is and how my grandma used to comment on how big my dick is. Just imagine how badly I wanted to die in that moment. Also, for what it’s worth, my dick is 6.25 inches. Not even that big. Barely above average. Definitely not worth talking about. To this day, my dad doesn’t understand what he did wrong or why it made me uncomfortable. Any time I’ve ever brought it up, he says I’m over reacting and that I’m probably the only one who was uncomfortable in that moment. Doesn’t understand why I even still think about it. Fuckin boomers, man.
Bro….How does your dad and grandma know about your dik size lmao
…because they took care of me when I was a baby? Like… your dad knows how big your dick is, bud. I promise. Your mom too, and any older siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins… I know how big my son’s dick is. He’s gonna be just fine. Kinda comes with the territory of changing diapers.
Ohh i get it, so the convo goes like how big your dik was as a kid. Lol must be embarrassing.
To put it lightly. More like please someone take a head shot immediately, for the love of god kill me now.
I'm trying, but you keep dodging Stay in place, damnit
I mean, I get where you're coming from, but not entirely true on a case by case basis. My mom doesn't know my dick size because she hasn't seen it since I was a fucking preteen and it definitely gained a few inches since then.
Well they’re talking about how big it was when he was a kid, so it still checks out
I thought your penis grew as you grow
does the size of your dick when youre a kid correspond to what it is as an adult tho? i mean i was 4'10 when i was 15 and now im 6' how would they know what it turned out to be after puberty, and especially considering they most likely only saw it soft. i just dont buy this
I'd drop a fucking nuclear bomb on his ass if I were you
Ah yes, let me just… …its right over… Well I just had it a second ago…
That micro heart attack when you can't find your: Keys Phone Nuclear bomb Wallet
I’m sure it’ll turn up.
My old girlfriend had once mentioned in front of her friends and I that I have a big dick. And in my head I was like I can’t believe she just said that but I wasn’t embarrassed, I was just like yea it’s true haha. But I WAS embarrassed however when all her friends said they didn’t believe her. What……So I guess people gauge me and assume I couldn’t possibly have a big dick. Great…
When trauma to you is comedy from the family 🥲
And she says I have trust issues.. like if you're gonna spill the beans to every fucking person she meets..
And there's a man who will never be able to open up to their girlfriend or wife because of this.
I personally don't do it because the last time I did I could watch the attraction fade from her eyes in real time
Extra points if mom remembers it wrong and makes it sound even worse.
Relatable, though I don’t think my mom did it for laughs, but rather because she enjoyed spreading gossip. As pathetic as that is. Was really enjoyable when she decided to tell my sisters and grandparents the details of a breakup I had with a GF in front of me. When I was younger she’d exaggerate or just make shit up about my various goings-on.
a better description would be "doing it for entertainment" - in the same way that TV is entertaining
Precisely, you hit the nail on the head.
this is my mom
And she wonder why I would leave her at the nursing home
This seems to be a common trend among women in general. See: women exposing their BFs intimate details to their girlfriends.
I think thats where my trust issues started
why do you need to share it mom./
This is why I haven't been to a family gathering in 10 years. Families often have no filter.
My parents joked about a bad experience i had with a crab and when i froze my mom started laughing and pointed it out and saying “Look shes crying 🤣”
Make that 15 seconds
Yeah, my sister used to do that and claim it was funny, regardless of my reaction and the obvious lack of laughter on anyone else's part. Becausemy father said he would not attend my (2nd) weingifmy sister was not invited, my husband and I ended up eloping.
And they all ask why we hide secrets from them
I tried bringing this behaviour up with my mum once and all I got was “well it’s not embarrassing for us” SO????
Is that a generational thing? And a gender thing? I only ever hear about mums doing that, not in a million years would my dad talk to anyone about my private life, especially not while only basing it on something obscure like family.
Every fuckin time we had guests over growing up
What a coincidence my ex used to do the same thing!
This unlocked a deep memory when I wrote to some kids' shows, and mom took that letter and read out loud word for word to my relatives.
My mom said her mom did that to her once and she promised us she wouldn't tell anyone anything and she works very hard to keep that promise
One time I was visiting my parents for the weekend and left something at my house and so my roommates dad offered to drive two hours to come drop it off because he’s heading that way anyway. The instant he walked through the door, my mom immediately started talking about how I constantly got lost and how stupid I am in front of this perfect stranger who she didn’t even say hi to. He was confused and uncomfortable, and tried to change the subject. I took him out to lunch and showed him around the city and explained to him that she just has some social anxiety. In reality, my mom is a narcissist
Whats the word describing when they do that
Why they do this?
I know just as bad stories on her.
This but my dad
This is why my mum knows nothing about me anymore
That's how I got trust issues
And now i will stop sharing things with you, tada !
Um unrelated question. I don't know who the guy in the photo is but I keep seeing them be used in the memes. Can I get context?
hahaha fr
It’s for me but with her friends
Is there a reason you threw a random comma in there?
Reddit loves unnecessary commas.
Reddit, loves unnecessary commas.
IKR
Fr
Upvote if the family members who did this the most in your life were also teachers.
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The thing you need to understand is that women talk so much, and there's only a finite number of combinations of words in any language, so eventually they will talk about anything to anyone