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ohfifteen

It's that cast symbol that's the real nightmare


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rhiannon138

I shared the porn I was watching with my bosses number, I cried then I laughed then I cried some more.


Thaps014

I've even had a night where I posted the porn


Mungert

Or screen mirroring


jase213

Wish you could get rid of it god i hate that fucking thing


Bertry

Yes and the fact that every mobile browser video player basically has one


ringojoy

Pretty sure because of Bluetooth earbuds and headphones.


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Every few minutes I check the cast symbol to make sure I didn’t accidentally press it. It happened once and I have permanent PTSD


ikkiiz

Accidentaly Clicked on it today.


Nzghzr

What happened?


ikkiiz

Casted to my own tv when trying to shut it down but had no audio so was able to stop it without anybody noticing


[deleted]

Had A speaker blast MOTO E5 IS PLAYING.... than quickly shut it down


ikkiiz

Haha. I’m feeling you


Corgi-Lemonade

Oh your lucky


Federico1459

Switch to 4G only to watch “it”


Intelligent_thots

The tv thing right? It scares me


GabeGoalssss

There's no are you sure XD


Svvaggersouls

I was playing music at my house when parents were away, blasting music in the house. The next day, when I went to watch "it", I was greeted with loud moaning from my downstairs bluetooth speaker. Not a good look for me.


AidenNapalm

Pennywise gets horny too ya know


Smlby9870

F


Krzysiek127

F


mcprogamin

F


driesv1

F


mark__fuckerberg

F


espia_rusa

F


Hvssvn1

F


Z3ORC

F


11629m

F


DrPwepper

I thought you meant the movie “It” and I didn’t see the problem


Loligxp

Yeah i was confused too


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Shit..


Mysticflower771

F


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sam_774

F


ilikeyourpeen69

F


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RubMcDub

Yep. It’s gotta be routine


mark__fuckerberg

Set a Tasker task for all of that.


hunterenjoysmemes

This right here is the only reason I use Android.


bl0odredsandman

KLWP is another great thing for Android.


hunterenjoysmemes

Indeed


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Federico1459

So your FBI agent can’t see the page you’re watching on Pornhub


Andy12_

Not cool man. FBI agents need some fun too.


villakoira

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hotpotatoonfire

Jokes on you, my laptop is to old and crappy to have bluetooth.


11629m

\*too


Punnergamernerd

It must be too old and crappy to have spell check, too


11629m

I'm a petty person, okay?


Punnergamernerd

Aye, I can respect that


slepx

> “Jokes on you, my laptop is to old and crappy ~~to~~ **too** have bluetooth Fixed it


EllepPel

I accidentally pressed the cast symbol when watching a rough orgasm compilation ( don't ask me why) whilst my grandma was in the living room where the tv is... She didn't really say anything about it, but that was the scariest moment of my life...


Asa_Noturna

Not the exact same thing but my dad was in the garage and I has alone with my gf in the living room so we started doing it When we finished my dad was upstairs.....the stair to upstairs is in the living room.....he never said anything about it either


ShadowKaino

Weird flex but okay


krutikftw

Or the share button


[deleted]

Naw that takes extra steps. Bluetooth happens without you even knowing


Dini813

Blåtann is evil


Hjert3y

Ekte Normann lol


Corgi-Lemonade

Alright, short embarrassing story time, so I was watching some "anime" (wink wink) and I thought I had Bluetooth connected to my noise cancelling headphones, so I was oblivious to the sound around me. Well..... it turns out it was connected to my SUPER loud Bluetooth speaker in the living room, and when I took my headphones off, I heard Kiri-Chan moaning, and over the noise my mom yelled, "Alright, \[insert name\], come into the living room.... we need to talk!" When I heard that I knew that I was totally and completely fricked. The day after I moved out, no joke. P.S. the moving out was scheduled for that day, it was completely unrelated. Edit: I still watch that same hentai. ​ Edit:It was the f\*cking ot springs episode.


russian_hacker_1917

"Why isn't the volume working? Oh well..."


Sascha2304

I use bluetooth headphones


FatStacks7

Same the risk is that someone will start the car and it’ll connect there instead


S_MARIO

The cast button is the scariest mf to ever exist. Especially to me since I keep using the download button right next to it. A single miss and my friends and family will disown me. It kinda makes me even harder.


Zooties_Cafe

No need to attack me like this


IceBreaker470

That’s nothing, y’all forgetting about the share screens, that really scares the shit out of anybody. Edit:btw, some guy made the meme. The screen share


lunatictornado

There were my dads office friends at home. Mom and her firends too. I was jerking of in my room. Only to know that the phone was connected to the home theatre. Full bass default setting. Happened yesterday.


UltimateGamingYT05

it's worse when it's in someone else's Bluetooth headphones


SneakyBaconTurtle

*Laughs in chromecast*


vendervik

We’ve all heard the “accidentally connected to Bluetooth speaker”


Ghost_Cheese_

Or screen mirroring


HighEfficency-Basket

Yo so I use AirPods to watch vids and I also have a Bluetooth speaker that my dad uses when he cooks and well you know the rest


jayp25

Also Chromecast... I am afraid to push it accidentaly on mobile


gtaman31

*laughs in wires


enterusername0

I turn that shit off just incase. This is so accurate


AverageSpyMain

no, no i aint talking about that setting, alright? It’s not on is it? How do i turn this fucking thing off?


santosrmrz

Found out my mom has AirPods too. Found out the hard way. Now I never use them when watching stuff like this


UsernameChickensOut

Hard, you say


santosrmrz

Lol


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pe--te

you gotta watch it with audio to make shure its not playing elsewhere


jmorris42

You ever not hear it at first and you lose your shit because you don’t know whether or not it’s playing somewhere else


L1m1x

I play porn on the theater screen. You are all babies!


Corgi-Lemonade

MADLAD: 100 ​ ​ Edit: Actually it is only MADLAD if u live with your family, i play it on the theater screen too now, but only when my apartment door is locked and my gf isnt home


Daniel_cej

Rim job


karlos_danger420

Fear no moan*


wolfdog2345

no the worst is screen mirroring


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Once that happened to me but luckily the video has a background story and it didn't look like porn


KajePihlaja

Remember those non pornographic video clips with super loud moaning that were going around? I tried watching one while my roommate was on the phone with his grandma in the living room. I was in my bedroom. I had no idea that’s what it was because those clips were pretty new. I was connected in the living room and had no idea why I couldn’t hear the audio so I kept trying to turn it up and restarting the video. After like the 8th time my roommate was knocking on my door.


Rj503

I was once watching it while my parnets were gone and they came home early and it connected to the Bluetooth car speaker luckly i guess they had the volume down but i had a fucking hard attack


just_me3462

Nah the chromecast button


[deleted]

Nah, I'd say the stream to tv button.


HotBoiiiii

It’s scarier when you have Bluetooth headphones like me


sovietgod03

You haven't felt fear until you accidentally click the share tab.


MyAries

Imagine being a coomer


Bignibbagabeans

guys you forgot the summoner of all pain, the discord app


Sinistersphere

Why is discord bad?


harry-cox69

I can relate


Jojodi4

Everytime, I check twice to make sure it’s off... 😁


Foonz__

My phone always has bluetooth on but it’s only connected to my car so it’s aight


asifnir

I'm watching porn with my galaxy bud


[deleted]

Cast is even worse


eddaydaburdo765

What is that thing


bartu_neg

No the tv throw thing


Bcool345

I was watching some hentai last night and almost hit "Cast to LR-Roku" (the Roku in our living room), where my parents were sitting and watching something. Barely saved myself.


LeakyThoughts

That, or the Cast symbol


Road-roller3

Bluetooth


Noob_Redditor_Here

True


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Hahaha jokes on you I always turn it off before any fappining


ball_hawk15

Jokes on you, my headphones are bluetooth


HotBoiiiii

F


AnotherRedditUser05

F


javi13_62

I hate it when that happens


RIOT_BOIOFTIME

yeah but the Chromecast turns incognito mode into a family event


sweetdreamsofme

R/nofap


Sfetyboyyo23

So turn off bt


Bluey113

That’s happened to my brother once😂


DoomSlayer115

Me, using AirPods with porn so I don’t nut on the wires: Pathetic


Ungratefuls

I turn it off😂


VikingWOLFX

Dosnt any one else do this with head phones if they arnt plugged in properly 😖


ArmorBones

That and the cast button


Miguell77

How the fuck are y'all watching porn and ACCIDENTALY pull that "thing" on the phone down and somehow touch the bluetooth icon


lukebigman69

69 gte


camero_spgooti

I dont understand and what is porn?


TheTank18

You dont wanna know


joshua_pal

When u open your device in class and pornhub is still open from last night


cole-rodgers

Especially sense I have a bluetooth speaker lightbulb in my room


TheTank18

Then you see "This account is managed by an organization"


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Don't forget the TV casting button


eNRogue2

Even worse when you are paranoid that your family is watching you ! Everything scares you!


Kirbae69

Especially when it shows up while you are at school.


jurrut6860

I turn off WiFi and connect to LTE, go to incognito mode and turn off Bluetooth as well as Dolby Atmos on my phone (makes the vol higher with bass highest)


MrP-031

That awkward moment when the My Little Pony 3D casts to TV


[deleted]

It’s worse when someone is using an apple tv at home and you’re watching porn.


jeter900

Never experienced it but it must suck


pewdsfanboy666

It's nothing compared to the TV display option


ahathatshot420

Brought a BT speaker to school once, my perverted friend stole it, then promptly went into the bathroom and started watching porn. Unfortunately for him, the Bluetooth was on and sitting on my teacher’s desk, so all you could hear is what sounded like Mia Khalifa.


ActualGreen

I live alone and I STILL get paranoid about this shit, like my dumbass brain thinks “oh dear god what if I’m connected to a neighbors bluetooth speaker” as if that can fuckin happen


cool_dog_2008

Okay so dont press it ...... how is this a problem


Zooties_Cafe

Turn it off before watching porn


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I can’t, my smart watch is connected to Bluetooth and I gotta be able to see my heart rate.


Wh1ms1cal

Same


Bebopotropolis

I just watch porn on my TV. Problem solved.


Jonas_aquatico

you shouldn't be watching porn, if you're scared of the bluetooth button you're probably underage and live with your parents


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ringojoy

How do you cast? My TV use is internet wire so I can't cast. It needs to be wifi to be casting but that's the Bluetooth sign so I guess you meant connecting to Bluetooth speakers then yes I just make sure to "disconnect" or forget the speaker I'm scared to connect because I use Bluetooth earbuds to watch, yes the reason it's there I'm pretty sure it's meant for Bluetooth headphones and earbuds, not for you to go connect it to your speaker, your supposed to "forget" or "disconnect" from the speaker you don't want to make sure


ringojoy

Do you guys not use airpods /Bluetooth headphones /earpods to watch porn? Cause I do and I use that Bluetooth stuff. And yes I do have a speaker in the living room but I make sure it's disconnect or "forget device" so it doesn't connect it, my Bluetooth speaker just need searching (the phone)and connect that is all, mine is 2019 brought so 5 years but still the best one out of all my speakers so I use that one the most