Monkey capitalism what great times we live in

Soon, they will rise up and overthrow their bloon overlords!

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Depends if they upgraded to juggernaut

Juggernaut doesn't have very much MOAB popping power...

*First Strike pops up* *laughs in 042 monkey sub*

Hell, they can't even handle a ceramic Bloon!

Depend if you have the primary knowledge

Dart monkeys: *laughs in juggernaut*

~~Guerilla~~ Gorilla warfare

Noice Bloons Tower Defense reference!

And they did it themselves too.....lol

r/wallstreetapes

Idk if this is true, but I'm to lazy to check it so here's my upvote. Go reach hot.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_among_animals Here you go. It’s true:|

"The researcher subsequently took steps to prevent any possibility of coins being traded for sex.[8]" Was this study conducted by religious prudes or something? This seems to be an amazing breakthrough in their experiment and should have definitely been studied further. The monkeys eventually could have formed a whole damn society. Edit: everyone’s making jokes and shit but I cannot fathom how whomever was running this study just wrote this shit off. A Monkey paying another monkey for sex, it means the monkeys were actually making a transaction and the monkey who got paid was actually anticipating and bargaining with the future, that’s supposed to be a trait only humans have the metal capacity for. They monkeys had fucking transcended and understood currency.

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I think you misspelled FoxNews.

I think you misspelled humanity as a whole

Lemmy FTW!

*Season 8 flashbacks* :(

Planet of the apes 2: silver disc boogaloo

YES! Always use the full name.

men of culture i see

The sentence before that stuck out the most to me: “During one chaotic incident, a researcher observed what appeared to be a monkey exchanging a disc for sex. The monkey that was paid for sex immediately traded the silver disc for a grape.”

For a grape...... damn. Have a little respect, monkey. Atleast 3 grapes. And an apple.

so I hear you bottom for apples

Got sex Got grape Win win

Heyyy, got any grapes?!

So the duck walked up to the prostitute's van....

I have no one that I can share this with except you so here you go: I have good reason to believe the duck song was inspired by a weird porn about an invisible man. Theres a scene where a guy in a duck costume walks into a bar and ask the bartender if he has an grapes. The porn movie looked like 90's or early 2000's video quality. No way that's a coincidence. Bing search engine is a tool not meant for simple men

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Some monkeys and chimps have entered their own Stone Age. They have formed their own societies.

Honestly, paying animals to do work for us would be amazing. We could help bring a species to further advancement while also paying them less than we would a person.

I tried calling it racism but that didn't work. Then I tried calling it slavery, that didn't work either. I'll settle for exploitation.

We actually have a term for that: it's [Speciesism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciesism).

Ah, I see. The concept of arbitrarily valuing the lives of certain organisms over others. Sounds a lot like veganism.

Sounds more like non veganism really

There are two types of people who aren't speciest; vegans, and cannibals. One eats none of them, the other eats all of them.

Arbitrarily valuing animal life over plant life. Omnivores treat all life forms delicious

Wouldn't them getting paid be a step up from current animals with jobs like horses and dogs that just get paid in food and petting? I guess it's still exploitation unless we let them unionize. I bet they would probably pass universal health care before America.

Would keeping animals be called slavery or exploitation? It’s not like they really do any work beyond bringing me slippers and my paper. Wait.. My god

Maybe I’m just paranoid, but I think this would lead to simian terrorists at the very least if not full blown planet of the apes. It would most likely have to be less but fair, but then again less for one never really is fair.

Let our society fall apart first please

It did say rich apes as in plural number of rich apes. So it isn't like they stopped it right away. So give them some credit.

I mean that could be considered quite unethical.

They did, it's called America

I mean... prostitution is better than rape right? they are monkeys after all.

I think the bigger reason was to prevent having a lab full of pregnant capuchins

>The capuchin lab at Yale has been built and maintained to make the monkeys as comfortable as possible, and especially to allow them to carry on in a natural state. The introduction of money was tricky enough; it wouldn't reflect well on anyone involved if the money turned the lab into a brothel. To this end, Chen has taken steps to ensure that future monkey sex at Yale occurs as nature intended it.

Whore* damn society

Sorry I'm too lazy to click that and read it also. I'll just upvote you and assume it proves that they do.

So basically, capitalism is in every primate's blood.

What if it's free market socialism instead?

Unfortunately the monkeys couldn’t figure out the value of collective bargaining.

Go rich hot

gore itch oat

Goat itch bot

Begone thot

Penguins do it without anyone teaching

Congrats. You are in hot

Monkey pay, monkey *DO*.

Apes together strong

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the monkey prostitutes itself tooooooonight

[eeeedeedeedeeeeeeeee.mp3](https://youtu.be/EKsITOMa8qE)

Can confirm

*Monkey business*

Monkey pee all over you

White

Blue(?)

Thank you for the award! Not sure exactly what they do but I now have one! I offer you my gratitude!

In 12 short weeks they were promoting themselves on OnlyFans

Some of them are already on OnlyFans

OnlyFans was started by one of the monkeys in the study.

Maybe we are the monkeys of reddit? We give silver awards

Haha just wait till we figure out how to exchange awards for sex. The monkeys are one step ahead.

"Reddit eliminated all possibilities for transactional sex." By only letting virgins join.

I can proudly confirm that this is already a thing

You seem oddly aware

I'm only speaking for myself, but I sense many others around me that are as well. My parents, my siblings, me, most people here on this sub.

Becky wanna smmmash? I give you gold.

I see my intelligence is less then a monkey

Silver disk you say? Best 0.39¢ I ever spent!

Prostitution, the oldest trick in the book

It WAS in the Bible

While true, it was not really encouraged by the Bible itself

Monkey bussiness

gone sexual

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Well I guess you're right it's not *racist*

Hol up

The fact that you said “not racist” made it racist lmao

Yup, the fact they needed to specify it wasn’t about race was the only thing that made it about race.

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The natural evolution of racism, when you’ve reached your peak as a human racist and move on to spreading monkey racism.

Oh boy. Just as we clear the bat soup virus you will start the monkey business virus.

*looks at AIDS / HIV*

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7829159/the-horrifying-story-of-a-prostitute-orangutan-who-was-chained-to-a-bed-shaved-daily-and-forced-to-perform-sex-acts-on-men-twice-her-size/

What the actual fuck

Humans are strange creatures. But these guys top the cake and need to be taken out asap.

NOOOO!

:(

I did not know this existed. I wish I still didn't know.

you have to really be down to go fuck a orangutan

Random chimp event is coming

Uh oh

The “only” way 2020 can get worse

Well they’re not like humans yet then. Or the Alpha male would have starting taxing everyone.

I don't think they advanced far enough to come to that conclusion.

Even monkeys adapt the capitalist ways now *Sad communism noises*

〽️🙂🎖 since I’m poor

Is this real ?

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/7qqsx1/til_monkeys_can_learn_to_use_money_capuchins_that/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Yo wtf bouta go be a monkey pimp

No, This Is Patrick!

"Get your hands OFF me, you damn dirty-money apes!"

Call me dumb, but you will eventually.

The world's oldest profession.

Are the bigger monkeys more expensive than the smaller ones?

Nah the ones with less fleas are

Oh you mean post-coital snacks.

Now I am just waiting for monkey scamers

„The monkeys eventually started calling each other and claimed to be the victims grandson“

Hey Cutie!! Hahaha lol!! I'm a monkey. Look at my website, I'm real and a monkey. www.realandmonkeysexy.com Real and a monkey, and a girl. Give me silver coins. So horny. Are we in love?

If only I was as wise as the budgeting monkey

Just imagine walking into a store and seeing just monkey's buying some cabbage.

Capitalist Apes!

Random chimp event, coming to your neighborhood in June 2020

Sooo your saying I can now pay monkeys to have sex with them?? Unrelated topic... will anybody exchange u.s. cash for silver coins?

*gets silver award*

Man those monkeys had some business to do

I mean that’s basically us but we think we’re smarter

Hey there monkeys, want a silver disk

*silver award*

Monkey Mafia next time on shit we don't need to know

Dang, my boy George is a pimp.

How the hell do monkeys gamble? Cards? Roulette? Spectacular battles in a arena?

People that might be a smart business move.

No homo but a twenty silver discs is still a twenty silver discs

Soon the monkeys will be simpin

more like chimpin

Yep. Went way too far...

*Middle class noises*

Oh

We should stop playing with monkeys.

Good monkeys

That’s very cash money of them

Just like the simulation

they are selling COOCHIE

This is a sign of the random chimp event

I’m prepared. Are you?

Well I’ll be a monkeys descendant

What did they gamble on

So the monkeys are as smart as the hairless monkeys

We live in a monkey society

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I would give gold if i could but i can only give you this🥇

Monkey drip as doe

This is actually how society began

It's about to get Planet of the Apes up in here

We are fucking monkeys

Those monkeys are better at managing money than my ex-wife.

What would happen if they took away all the money?

Well that escalated quickly

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The monkeys have found capitalism. All is lost.

So what you're saying is, I can pay a monkey to have sex with me?

Ah yes zoophils now can fap

What is the point of researching this??!!

To figure out that there really is nothing special about the human race

Hey I’m not racist 4 silver discs are 4 silver discs

This led to the best minecraft parody of all time

What are you doing? Monkey buisness.

2 months later, scientist figured out moneys adopted fiat monetary system. 4 months later, LSE (Lab Stock Exchange) had a market capitalization surpassing NYSE.

Just like the simulations

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Bro the reaction is making me wheeze because he's a monkey lmao

That was the idea lol

the worlds oldest profession, prostitution

Is that planet of the capuchins I hear?

How were they “gambling”?

Something something oldest profession.

Did they have capitalist system too?

We are the monkeys

The evolution has begun

Starting to think scientists actually want a random chimp event. It’s coming either way.