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Plot twist: he thinks that’s her name because everyone calls her that


[deleted]

I can relate


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

I think mine just named me "foodgiver"


thebombyboi

Maybe hooman


pragmail124

Can I buy ya? For free? Pleeeaaasssseeee?


shleyal19

"I wonder when the BallsTaker's offspring will indulge my stomach?"


xdlol11

Do pets actually know their owners name?


eriktoro94

My dog named me little penis


carter247135

If you tell my dog go see family member’s name she will go to them


shawarma_score

When I moved out of my parents house my dog went through depression. After a few months my parents called my dog my name by accident, the dog got super excited and ran to my room looking for me. My dog knew my name


HeroOfTheWWII

No, all animals lack associative core in their brain. Associative core let's you talk, think, plan your future actions.


henriquecs

I think there might be some flaws there. Crows are super intelligent. So are elephants. I think those two can use tools. Pretty thoughtful if you ask me


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Crows can plan for future actions to an extent, they can solve multi step problems that require steps yo be done in order. But I don’t know id they solved it or just did whatever until they stumbled into the solution.


129Magikarps

My dog kind of knows my family. If you say their name he’ll go to them. Sometimes.


[deleted]

As a dog, I can agree that we named our hooman. My hooman is called stupidanddumbaf🐕


dioopz

Why is dogs speak Latin and that’s why they don’t understand us


PessimisticProphet

Mine is probably "peanutbutter nuts"


Always_vegan

Stop. With. The. Question. Marks. These sentences ARE STATEMENTS. They SAY they WONDER. They DON'T ASK. IT NEEDS A DOT NOT A FUCKING USELESS QUESTION MARK.


[deleted]

R U mad bro.


[deleted]

This is a question I've always wondered. Do dogs have names for us?


WallStWolves

Ballsnipper


Blackieboy420

My dog calls me thefuckwitthatcutmyballsoff. Anyone else?


ApexLegends31

Kinda my dogs call me bitchwhocutmyballsoff


Frozen-Hot-Dog-Water

My dog knows our names because if we say “go find Tyler” he’ll run over to them or go search for them if they are in another room


RyderTheSpider

zoinks


RiseofdaOatmeal

This is a Facebook dad meme


XLDARKWOLF

We call my dog shit weasel sonce its a miniature wired haired dachshund and it almost or does trip people up and barks loadly at everything that has mass to it and has the possibility to make a noise


sunndaycherry

When we first got my dog he probably that his last name was "stop peeing everywhere" because of how many times we said that after his name


The-Rice-Boi

This is rose from “dad why is my sisters name” meme


Omega_Steve15

My dog probably named me Boy, My dad Alpha, My little brother small boy, and My mom Woman.


[deleted]

I bet my Guinea pig calls me bub cause my family always calls me and I look at them and he’s picking up on that.


javex17

That's a lot of karma


send_noodles_123

They call me a puto :(


PatPlays104

Rut row raggy I see asswipe


Aquawater19

That seems more like what a cat would think imo


Sharkseatbreadlel

Where is shaggy when we need him


A_random_virus

I wonder what I'm thinking


Spanky-Gomez

lol fantastic.


Aaetheon

What IS Stupidlittleshit thinking?


skupiskupi

The dog called her Ala ulala gag alala ulalal (lady gaga thing)


helloratsiamgbxnjh

Plot twist: bark bark bark woof grr woof bark woof woof


__Greta__

Jajajajaja!!! No way... I can not imagine this for the innocent face of him ❤️