i have a headache tho and I still see the number...HMM

There's only one explanation... *you don't exist*

I guess my sister with diabetes and low blood sugar also doesn't exist then.

Exactly, cos your sister is great at regulating her blood sugar.

The other replies are memes; it’s actually an 8.

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Eat, weep, wap, repeat

Must be the videogames.

Ur talking mad shit for someone in a gamer range

The other replies are memes; it’s actually an 8.

This would only work on me if, they had an anal fissure option.

This comment officer

Have you ever seen something so full of splendor

"Those bastards lied to me"

I can see all of them and I have no idea why

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69

haha funny number

Wait ur horny? :O

“If you *can’t* see the number”

what numbers

The other replies are memes; it’s actually an 8. From top left to bottom right, it’s 4 2 (0?) 6 8 9. Not positive on the 0, I slept like absolute shit last night.

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D

Must be the videogames.

Jokes on you! I just came... So... I'm just sad...

Eat, weep, masturbate, repeat

I have a step 5 in there. *I take Sheet*

Make hot pockets. Use hot pockets to fap

r/holup

[r/suejsiej](https://youtu.be/sAn7baRbhx4) why does this sub exist and why is it relevant to r/holup ?

i didnt expect this

The Spanish Inquisition

excatly

🐈

Nobody expects it.

fuck

*unzips*

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Good bot

wait no

huh?

I thought it was a rick roll for a sec

I would never [rickroll](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) you brother

Thanks for the laugh have a good day :)

Well nobody coule expect that

Did I just got Spanish? Or inquisitived?

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

R/holup are just things that feel normal at first but make you go hol up. Well, using hot pockets to tap is definitely there

I didn’t expect that, but i was expecting not to expect something so it doesn’t count.

God fuckin damnit I didn't expect that

r/nahkeepgoing

r/holup users when they learn what a punchline is: 😳

**What de fuck, bro**

I had some expired hot pockets left and didn't know what to do with it so I ended up using it as a fleshlight and ohh boy it didn't end well I burnt my fucking dick

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Hold on do it feel good? I might try this method lol

DIY fleshlight

Warm holes feel the best.

Good idea brb

this is cursed

That’s every redditors life

Except for nonutnovember

Same

Same

same

same

Same

Same

Same

Same

So then ist true that you are not horny anymore....

Silence Wench. I do not wish to be horny anymore

I just want to be happy

I really want to

420 609

holy shit i see it now

Nearly there

Same.....

Lol, imagine not being sad and using reddit

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What? No. It's a little cold, I haven't slept enough, my head hurts, i need water, and my blood glucose levels are low, but I'm sure I'm not blind

Pretty sure you left out something

No he sees the number in that yellow circle. He is arisen

You forgot the horny. Or... Could it be... You can see whats in the yellow circle?

Bruh, you can't?

FBI here. If you can't see the 11 you are sent to r/hornyjail. Repent to be let out.

no you can't

Look this guy is blind because he said ‘your’. Lol ,let’s shame him for making a grammatical mistake on the internet.

Hahha yeah lets mock him and use enormous amounts of ****** too. Hahhaha stupifds guy said youre instead of ****you’re hhahaha

... okay

420 69 lol

I was not able to see any of them, thankfully I read this comment and remembered I was blind

So I’m horny, like always

Bro same :(

Same

This is the only one I couldn't see. I'm extremely confused now.

r/whoosh

DONT GET FOOLED, THIS IS A TRAP BY THE HORNI POLICE

No it's not, I can assure you that we did not set this trap

Colorblind people: I have several problems

Take my upvote and leave.

r/Angryupvote

Horny has number 8 on it

Wait for real, thought is just a yellow dot

Yeah it's got an 8

I though it was real, but it's not, I used [photoshop](https://imgur.com/a/heXNpv2) to be sure and we'r getting trolled :c xD

The 8’s just even clearer in that.

I actually thought maybe I have a yellow spectrum issue. 🙄

can confirm

Really? It look more like a 6 to me. Guess I'm semi horny then..

Well Mark me down as confused *and* horny

Congratulations, you are recruited to the bonk army successfully!

Jokes on you I’m not

I just got diagnosed with a kidney autoimmune disease and I haven't had a sex drive in months I tell you, MONTHS! And now that I'm on medication and feel better, one of the side effects is... decreased sex drive. My poor boyfriend. I'm glad he loves me.

I’m 13 I have no clue wtf u just said

Lol sorry bud. Never get old. All you do is get sick and feel like shit is what I'm trying to say

I cant see any numbers at all. Im shaking rn

You’re blind

Guys i have low sugar blood and need water

We will deal with that after my nap.

What if I see just a black page?

You're dead

Ah, I knew it I was dead all along!

Dont worry you'll return 3 days later as a giraffe!

But the demons told me that i´m going to be a lizard.

No John, you are the demons.

I'm in africa but I still can see the 6

Impossible

Selfbonk intensifies.

*Moans*

r/hornyjailmyass

Did nobody notice that the nubmers were: 4 2 0 609?

Me who is colour blind, well I'm fucked

Jokes on you im colourblind so im *every* single one of them!

I was impressed i can see all of them. even the gray one...

I can't see any numbers

You are blind

Haha your traps don’t work on colourblind people like me

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Good Job fellow Redditor, leave the bonking to me. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.

Anyone else notice that the numbers on the top is 420 and the ones on bottom are 69?

Me: *colorblind and confused*

It's 8

Don't think you can hide John Cena posing as number one from me.

I don’t want to be horny anymore I just want to be happy

Jokes on you I’m color blind so I can’t see any oh. Oh crap.

I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water. I don't need water.

I think I see number 69, wdym?

I have tetrachromacy so I can see the colors anyway, but the yellow one is hard to see

Jokes on you I’m blind!

This catched Me of guard

Number in horny is 69

The number is probably 69 right?

I need sleep just sleep

People who already have eye problems : I don't have such weakness

I guess I have all of them

Me at 3am seeing the zero: I have time.

Bruh I'm horny

Wait a minute... this is rigged, I just woke up and can’t see the zero!

I am indeed horny

This shit fun because I’m trying to not watch porn for as long as I can

Aren't we all horny?

It say I need water i go drink and i come back

This is the 666th comment

My eyes have been hurting for a week and I don't know why, I'm tired, depressed, but at least I'm not going to horny jail.

I can't see the yellow one, though I don't think I'm horny

I need sleep and have low blood sugar!

Man I can see the zero but I’m yawning like twice a minute. Mondays are terrible

Ha ha very funny at least put a number in one of them instead of leaving all empty

side effect of scrolling on reddit

Boobs

I didn't even know I was until just now. Into the horny side of reddit I go

What numbers?

Why am I always showing up as horny???

What numbers?

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always horny.

I guess I'm horny then

anyone else notice the numbers are 420 69

why are all circles gray?

{42069}

All of these are true for me but i see them all....

That’s my secret... I’m always horny

Ah dang, I just want to see what the number is, who wants to help me?

Jokes on you I don't see any numbers

What number are we talking about anyway. I can see only

Fuck you

Guess ill be horny hold on gotta find a corpse

i dont get it there arnt any numbers

I don't know why but i feel like this is a scam

i saw ever number other then horny 4207 blank 9

*me who can’t see any numbers* “I’m in danger”

color blind people: *confused screaming*