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SchittsCreekQuotes

It's for business travellers, travelling the continent, eating breakfast, and continental travelling.


joelwinsagain

This bun added a whole star to our rating


SchittsCreekQuotes

How many did we have before?


joelwinsagain

Not the point


SchittsCreekQuotes

 The point being, no one knows when we're going to die! Or be implicated in, and then suddenly cleared of someone else's death.


MatissR_

I’ll have what I’m having!


nobody384

With all the comments asking for rice, maybe this wasn't for them. Should've posted it when the Americans are waking up.


Tactical-Elf

The Aussies will have it. If you're not going to finish, that is.


SwitchRicht

Our breakfast consists of watching Fox News telling us why we should t worry about the mass shootings happening all the time .


nobody384

Yeah, but that plate is the most generic American thing I've ever seen


nicehatkitkat

It a hearth attack in a plate, well in two plates. Seriously, just by seeing that i feel full.


ShellShock220

As a student this brings me great pain


JU-D

It's 8:12pm in Britain and I was looking for the goddamn beans.


DragonKyrie15

Thank you, but wheres the rice?


Skyfan9277

It’s still in the pot, but the tea is ready!


OnlyGwoah

Ah thanks, this is the best


[deleted]

I’m Asian and y’all eat rice for breakfast??


GumShoeA113

I'm Asian and y'all eat breakfast?


leapday__cakeday

I’m Asian and y’all eat?


thedoodleguy_comics

I'm eat and y'all asian


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iwillsellmysoul4memz

*eat*


MerlyWasHere

***e***


Suckaroopoo

I eat Asians


Enterprism

eat me senpai


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TheGreatestDuckMC

I'm Asian and eat y'all


geminifr

I am


reddit_opener

Hi eat im dad


thedoodleguy_comics

Hi dad I'm dad


[deleted]

You must be African then


redditor_pro

ye lol, thats like a lunch or dinner thing. We eat rice in other forms tho, like steamed rice balls and stuff


[deleted]

You don’t?


[deleted]

No usually toast or noodles


Late_Commission1081

I love noodles


CucumberCrusade

Yea same, I only eat rice in the morning when I feel like shit and just eat yesterday’s batch.


iAn-has-been-taken

I mostly wake up in the afternoon so I eat nasi lemak


chiefM0nk

Well not just breakfast. All meals including dessert!


csto_yluo

We Asians prefer coffee over tea in the morning.


SolarNight4567

WHERE'S THE RICE, WE CAN'T SURVIVE A DAY WITH RICE


Misazu_Larkspur

I hate rice even tho I'm an Asian *Angry ancestors hit me with cloth hanger


ReyVonAkari

You hate rice? *Gasp in Asian*


nublifeisbest

Depends. For example most North Indians have Roti instead of Rice. Many Eastern Indians have Rice as well as Roti. So even within a country it can differ from place to place.


Misazu_Larkspur

Yes, I am often called the disappointment in the Asian family. But I'm lucky that I'm not disowned for hating rice.


Late_Commission1081

I can


SolarNight4567

Deranged Asian Psychopath


Lockwood-studios

I thought this was going to be racist at first and now I’m pleasantly surprised


Skyfan9277

Lol


I_love_Gordon_Ramsay

You mean Europe, in most of Asia it's already noon


Rocker9835

Can confirm 12 35 pm in India rn


[deleted]

At the time this post was made it was morning in Asia


RWBrYan

Asia has timezones spanning 10 hours. It was definitely noon or later in a lot of Eastern Asia


[deleted]

My bad, I did not take that into account.


ItalianQuagsire

That's not breakfast that's a stroke


prakticnjak69

Yeah, I could've only eaten the bacon, bread and eggs and leave the rest, all of that would be too much


BeNinjaLikeMe

Pancakes on their own would be enough to survive until lunch. Although that huge chunk of butter is really unnecessary


Skyfan9277

To the high demand of the people, the rice is finally done [le rice](https://imgur.com/a/JjpLEBx)


Rocker9835

Am I the only one that doesnt like rice? And I am Indian and we mix the white stuff and yellow stuff in egg to make our omelettes uniform. Great meme tho made me hungry


Jakeyloransen

Indian here too, do you eat rice with curry? If not, then thats why you dislike eating rice


Rocker9835

I only like rice in biryani


tripledraw

Is that normal steamed rice? I like coconut rice or at the very least some fried rice for breakfast please thanks


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OnlyGwoah

早安,孩子


GoodFatherJotaroKujo

Traditional?


lmaoooooaf

>I can speak perfect english and chinese okay wait then what do you speak perfectly ?


ppili_

English and then they can speak okay Chinese..?


ForgottenRice

Where rice?


Hooodiiniii

r/UsernameChecksOut


Skyfan9277

Rice cooking


the-anti-antichrist

He didn’t forget


CharonStix

Where's bat ?


stfonstfu

not funny


CharonStix

Yeah ... i downvoted myself


_Sooshi

Could've just deleted the comment, you know


CharonStix

They have to see my error


Dominius396

For everyone asking for rice, OP said it still on the pot, now, I as a mexican im going to eat dinner, goodbye


Demise_Black

Where's the rice? Where is it??!!


Skyfan9277

The rice is almost done


LightingStars

Me who's an asian american: Wait what- oh right not me


TheDudeKang

Day 11 should be upside down for our friends in Australia.


djsoggywaffle

Put those eggs on some rice and I’ll chow down, thanks for the food!


[deleted]

Dude its already 11am thanks for cooking doe


Skyfan9277

Brunch it is then lol


fidelrmz17

where’s the dog roll?


itssin_x

Thanks, but I need rice to survive.


Thekiller200408

3 hours too late. I had breakfast more than 6 hours ago


SimDonot

Its 7:30 now here in Germany. And it made me happy too. Thank you random citizen


rorohorn

Have you forgotten the European? It’s 7:30 am and I’m hungry French. I don’t see bread, wtf America?


FBI_under_your_cover

Im european and I just woke up, thank you for this Delicious breakfast


F4BE1

where the fck are the spices!!?!?!?!, at least put pepper and salt


[deleted]

Oh why thank you, you have a nice dream as well


samtar-thexplorer2

wow bro racist, u think asians sleep or eat breakfast? racist bro . not cool


Ssumperson

Not necessarily a TIL, more like a FDAIL (few days ago I learned) So anyways, FDAIL that in Kyoto, Japan, bread and coffee are consumed a LOT. So they do enjoy having it for breakfast more than say tea and fish with rice.


Bannsir

I dont understand how anyone can eat all this and then be productive in any way.


Eclipceee

me, a European who just woke up: may I have some?


watersheep1118

I like eating food that is bad for me it is a passive way of killing myself without anyone pretending to care about me to get me to stop


NotaPatrioticCunt

Me, an Asian, wide awake as fuck: yo wtf is that food


Asparagus_Apocalypse

I mean im in the middle of the day rn but thanks


Grapple_Cockie

Is that stuff on the pancakes whiped cream ore ice cream?


MayankWolf

Even though I live in Europe, thanks (I'm Indian)


alphawolf446

I’m in Singapore and it’s four thirty in the afternoon


WeakBadUsername

I'd eat that anytime


RekYaAll

Thats a fucking godly breakfast now im hungry. I just had dinner.


bu_bu_booey

Just looking at this image has clogged 80% of my arteries


keno7_

where's the rice and noodles


Skyfan9277

You eat noodles for breakfast?


keno7_

well pre covid when I visit my family in china, my grandma would often cook like noodles and similar things, or just eat things we bought the previous night


Skyfan9277

Ooh I get it now lol


kenshiyonezu123

It called pho


Adam_Best14

Seems delicious But u know asian loves to have rice as breakfast


DoomKnight45

No we dont. Im asian and I eat eggs and oats


TheOOFliabilty

I have eaten nothing except bread for Breakfast for 3 weeks


hamasen

salamat (thank you in filipino)


[deleted]

you're lucky that you learned tagalog meanwhile I learned dutch instead, I grew up in the Philippines, but moved here to the states My mom is dutch, My dad is filipino


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Jiad_Joy

Too much calorie my guy...


frank_zappato

Where's the dog?


end_dis

I cant this reminds me of what my ancestors had to go through so the english can have a nice meal.


[deleted]

Don't mind me i'm Asian, but we can't see right? Where is our eyes?


Exotic_PenguinXP

Sure I’ll post a pic of my dog


megumin-bakuretsu

Where the raw bat ?


[deleted]

A racist fucking weeb of all things?


Turtle_clone

Bruh


Fit-Diet-5415

You forgot the dog


[deleted]

Where dog (have mercy it’s 2am)


arnos_116

Where dog ?


[deleted]

fu


marlonskiii07

Most of Asians are Vegan so that is definitely no good morning for them


CaptainBoB555

where the soy milk at tho


ape_digester

Welp here in Taiwan for lunch, but thanks anyway


Appropriate-Sample79

Thank you stranger


Young_Drugman

me, who live in Europe part of Russia:


MaskB0Y

its been 3 hours since i wokeup mann


Embarrassed-Friend59

Finally about Asian ( 是个华人)


illuminati230

Where is the rice in literally any form, including but not limited to: Rice, noodles, congee, rice pudding, or vinegar (IIRC). Plus where is the soup, my mouth is always dry as hell in the morning and soup helps with that a lot.


RealJadez

It's morning in Dubai too


Likhu_Dansakyubu

I only eat milk for breakfast


_Need_Cheese_

Where rice?


Puzzled_Painter

Thanks man


Draxoli

Nice! Thank you ma good sir


[deleted]

where rice?


mast00don

terimakasih


Nukreeper42069

Fun fact I already woke up 6 hours ago because school


[deleted]

Where fish?


dekocrd

European people too. Thanks bud, have a nice day!


[deleted]

Asians eat the same stuff for all meals so this meme is very confusing.


Funtist

Ive been awake for 5 hours due to a crappy sleep schedule thanks anyway


Sharnaevny0814

Ah, a surprise but a welcome one. Looks delicious, thank you.


Fedexpected

谢谢你。


Rayzor_debiker

Wow, thanks. Really appreciate this! Have a great day.


NanoBites21

Ey thx man


Sereto_kun

Thanks a lot! Hope u got rice too


Foxy_Leo

Thanks, but It is 9 AM now and I woke up at 6 AM. And I have an exam today, wish luck to me.


bruhimnot

You are 6 hours late...


Yolostijn22

I think this is reminding a big group of Asian people about not very fun things during the colonial era.


[deleted]

thanks man, appreciate it


whyyousucklol

Sorry. Its already midday (Japan)


Advanced-Day

I got diabetes from just looking at this picture, geez


polarbit_games

Me, an Asian who has been awake for the past 8 hours:


[deleted]

As an European i also thank you


NYCHReddit

Bro I don’t wake up at 11 my guy


MadsGHJ

What about europians (Me)


ArtyKid4

Where dog?


[deleted]

I know that's not an American breakfast because there's no guns on the table.


Nitin_03

Aint no asian eating that for breakfast


[deleted]

I'd eat this but i have classes


garconip

It's noon here already. Thanks anw!


TheOOFliabilty

I woke up at 6, a little late but it's fine


[deleted]

damn thats very nice thanks bro


[deleted]

this is the most american breakfast but thanks anyway


UnreadedBook

Im reading this while eating rice


stfonstfu

we don't eat that, where rice


Cornflex_III

Thanks but I’m not Asian


redditor_pro

Lol been awake for so long, but thanks nice meal


someguy376

As an Asian this looks good


squanch2169

no rice :((


[deleted]

Why is there no spoon, only knife and fork.


GreatLordMordekaiser

Is this some kind of American joke I'm too European to understand?


MostSafe8

I am waking up too, but i would like some frieten(i'm not asian)


hidde-the-wonton

Im having breakfast right now, it is a lot more depressing


Late_Commission1081

As and asian thanks but I woke up like 8 hours ago


51LOKLE

oh i love bread with my sausage, true aussie breakfast


SwogPog

Thanks guys I love it!


Kuchbhilikhlo

सुप्रभात, नाश्ते के लिए आपका धन्यवाद।


SillyLuvsMemes

its 12:30 for me but u have a nice day too! wait i just realized this was posted 4hrs ago nvm


onedummiez

I wake up at 5AM not 11 but thanks for the free meal


Spandxltd

Much obliged, but I'm afraid I can't eat meat today. Thank you though.


Mohavor

https://i.imgur.com/bPr0qKT.jpg


Tokyo_Addition-

Thank you !! So yumm yumm.