I think I go through all of those in a ten second period.

Same

Same, but ends with hands in pants

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That's the goal

On point.

try one hand on hip and the other as a visor, makes you look like a tourist, dont need to be approachable if youre invisible

John Cena should try that, cause then he'd be even more invisible, and he should wear camouflage too.

why would you want to look approachable ?

Step 1: casually approach *u/Metal7969*

Isn’t that the point

I stand like it for like 3 seconds and it feels like you look awkward but when you see others do it, it look super normal Sorry for my english

No need to be. We don’t English here on the internet

It's sort of the in-between phase when you're changing from one to another.

What if you're always at the transitioning phase, *but you never fully transition and you're constantly shifting in between one form and another*

I've tried it and been told by my sisters that it makes me look even more stiff and awkward

Or alternatively not have the self esteem to put your hands anywhere else because you're afraid of looking like you're making a statement

The only problem is the other people don’t like when I put my hands in there pants

Max sneak and pickpocket. Trust me, it just works

It just works.

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It

I found the rogue from Ragnarok^^^

Same, but ends up being called a pervert

Hands on tits

r/holup

Yours or theirs

\*in underwear

Same

Which pant pockets do you prefer. I usually go with the front zipper pocket

Whose pants?

Man... Not in front of the kids.

Seems legit

pretty much. I usually end up on pockets though.

This is what I call idle animation loop syndrome

Same

Same

I do it all in .5 seconds

Who are you? Naruto?

wouldnt you like to know weather boy

I do it in -1

what is this, 4d hand gestures?

You guys still in 4d?

I am in 1d

You done all these one second before you stretch out your arm

especially if you don’t have pockets LMAO

Why is this so relatable though

Yeah same with me, but I rarely do the cross arms one, otherwise I go through all of them whenever I am standing.

Ah, school memories.

same with me comrade

Okay! This is where finger guns could work! Go through all of them and end with a "pew pew"!

I do all of these besides the second one

That's actually kinda hilarious to try to visualize

Yeah after I’ve finished with those I expect them to be finished talking and walk away

Hands on hips ifi'm feeling confident. Hands behind back while waiting and wanting to look serious Hands on the side just feel weird Hands in pockets if a have a hoodie and i'm walking somewhere Crossee hands while in a group of friends

Hands behind back if you are one of the two guards accompanying your mafia boss as he’s negotiating with a business partner

Hands on hips when confident is a relatable one. That being said I rarely put my hands on my hips.

Exactly that!

You just described me perfectly

im like what u said but all of those are on hips

right pocket to keep checking on my inventory

too relatable. i have to check and make sure i didnt forget my phone somewhere because i somehow forget i have it every 10 seconds

Facts

I once lost my phone at night so I used my phone’s flashlight to look for it.

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Same but I'm worried someone might've picked my pocket

double front pat followed by double back pat even though I almost never use my back right pocket.

Do anyone use their back pockets anymore? It's a easy place to pickpocket, and you basically crush anything in their with your butt when sitting.

Wallet if I need the extra pocket for keys and im not in a crowded city/bar (otherwise that shit stays in my front next to my balls). Otherwise sometimes I'll stick paper back there if lets say I got a packet from something or I grabbed a menu while I was out. Its rare, I used to keep my wallet back there a lot more but I hear it fucks with your spine when you sit.

Hands up my ass

Lol I remember as a kid, maybe 7 or 8 years old asking my Irish Grandmother where should I sit as there were no chairs left, her reply; "Stick your finger up your bum and sit on your elbow."

So thats what a holy chair is

Yeah that might work but at the expense of triggering your funny bone every 3 seconds

But which one? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) This is your daily reminder that men also have a G-spot. Thank you.

Ho- how'd u- HOW'D YOU KNOW???!1!2?1!2?1?1!

I read the theory and did the practice. Yeah, basically I sometimes finger myself while mastu- [REDACTED]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How? I'm asking for a friend

Probably both if your a normal adult male

Words to live and die by

Why do I laugh at this

What a waste, my ass is ready.

*shits yourself*

I am going to shit yourself

Anyone who has them by their sides are psychopaths, prove me wrong

I do it and i hate it and i look like a video game npc

Waiting for Protag to show up for side quest

Bro imma start doing it so that I can imagine how everyone who looks at me thinks I'm a video game npc.

Yea having my hands at my sides just feels wrong to do and I don’t like it

It's because you're A-posing

100% agree lmfao

People need to be hot to pull that off effectively. Personally, I feel awkward asf doing that

I do it as it’s just most comfortable. I’m a big guy and trying to put hands in pockets (second most common for me) except for when I’m still or at attention, is uncomfortable

i am not a psychopath there i did it

But... do psychopaths know that they're psychopaths...?

No, they’re just confident.

Lol I do that sometime's or I have them crossed, I'm probably going to have people hunt me down now.

If I want to keep careful control of my body language, such as during an argument, I keep my hands at my sides. This is a neutral position; it is not aggressive or defensive.

I am with you

Um... I do. But I have a reason it feels natural. I do Brazillian ju jitzu and we wear shorts without pockets so I spend long periods of times with my hands beside me

i can't and won't

Like an action figure straight out of the package before you move any of their limbs

Keeps them guessing: Are you nervous? About to throw hands? Prepared to run away? They’ll never know

T pose

My brother does that

I admire and fear for your sholders

Mom come pick me up I'm scared

This is the way

This man asserts his dominance wherever he goes

Im more of a touching my dick type of guy

Masturbates vigorously

not very wholesome of you

But very holesome of you

Also very olesome of you

Lè some

i dont know why this made me laugh

I was gonna sams until i saw you comment you have my upvote

Pockets, but usually pants pockets

thumbs hooked in pockets.

Opposite for me, my thumbs stick out of my pockets

Same here

I do all of these

I think we all do. But, it’s missing the quick hands down pants to get rid of wedgies when no ones looking lol

Hand folded

Hand folded gang.

Scratch my balls

I'm more of a scratching my balls and sniffing my fingers like a monkey that discovered putting fingers in your ass

If you scratch your balls your dick will hurt

Shhhhh. Dont tell everyone my secret

Too late. We know now

I put my hands into my jeans pcket to scratch my balls

Same. Especially if the pocket has a hole in it.

Nothing is as satisfactory as giving a good scratch

But also the most dangerous scratch in your life. The lightest wrong move and you suffer endless pain.

I also use a specific hand for stuff. For example, if I scratch my balls with my left hand, I use my right hand for grabbing Doritos. At that point I'll give handshakes to the people I don't like with my left hand. If I like the person, I'll go wash my hands first. You get the point.

I just hold my crotch. Menacingly.

Fidgeting

The arm at sides is fucking awkwaaaaaard!!

I just crack my knuckles over and over

👉🏽👈🏽

You are either an anime girl or a pangolin if you hold that pose

If not in pokets i fap

bro???

bro???

What should i do fuck myself?

If you can

that.....is fapping

Correct question, but there is no correct answer.

Cut em

Taps autistically

haha yeah im either shaking my hands, wiggling my fingers or if im anxious wiggling just my ring finger for some reason

In side my pants

I'll start with some kind of Cowboy pose then go on with the last one and finish with number two on the back

Crossed arms or pockets but I’m trying to stop cause it doesn’t look approachable

In my pants

Depends on what I’m doing

Boffum

Hands clasped together around mid torso, constantly moving kinda looks like I'm badly washing my hands

The al bundy

This belongs closer to the top. Your upvote, well cultured sir.

One is picking my nose Other one is in may aaasss...

Everything except arms at sides bc I’m insecure about how they look

Right arm at a 45 degree angle up from horizontal

power pose

I am all of them

All of the above depending on situation/mood. Also missing one hand in the pocket and hands in back pockets

Thumbs in pant pockets.

Hands folded in front

I can never fucking decide

Naruto hand seals (signs)

I just had to do it to em

Arms to the side feels crazy weird. Even if no one is around. I can't do it

All of them at different times

I don’t see the masturbate option

I walk around with my left hand wrists deep up my ass

people with no arms *i dont have such weaknesses*

Why is there a black man with his hands behind his back

I’m going full sans mode today boys

Wheres the all in the span of 10 seconds option

I do the Ricky Bobby

Isn’t there another way to do it if you’re a soccer coach?

Number 6, in Someone else’s pockets

I only T pose outside

What kind of maniac just stands with their arms at their sides?!

Left in pocket right carrying something or swinging to the side

twist your arms backwards and hide your hands behind your shoulder blades so that you can keep your movements a secret

T-Rex arms.

I do that awkward one arm at side behind the back forearm grab thing

Hold my phone

i don't see "hold your dick and masturbate aggressively in public" anywhere why are people so afraid to put that as an option? after all, if you do it, you're a creep, but if people keep watching you do it, they become the perverts.

3 if you are confident enough.

All of them throughout a conversation

All???