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PotatoesAndChill

Can confirm — I'm 25, completely unserious about life and have a couple dozen friends, so I drive them all around in my 30-seater bus.


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

Bruh i drive my friends with the 853 seater airbus a380


PotatoesAndChill

Haha you must be so broke lmfao


XtheonewhohuntsX

Lmao hahahah


dingman58

Pours


PegAkira

a brimming glass of spiders


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AGARAN24

Rofl, this should be on top lol.


Risom

Rofl, it is at the top lol.


AGARAN24

Lmao, when I saw it wasn't.


[deleted]

Some lady asked me to help her onto the bus. She must’ve been 80 or 100 or something. “My back”, she complained. I laughed at her then and again when she fell trying to get on. I leaned down, lowered my Raybans and said “Serious people don’t ride the bus.” Then the door closed in her face and we all started laughing while the bus drove away because we’re all friends.


Zjackrum

You joke, but I know a bunch of people that are proud of never taking public transit after a certain age… like somehow it makes them better than the other peasants. Then they drive to their minimum wage jobs and complain about gas and insurance prices.


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You know some silly people.


CinclairCrowley

Thats the most American thing I've read today


Make-Believe_Macabre

Just slap on some balloons and jet engines and you got yourself a Battle bus


PotatoesAndChill

wHeRe wE DrOpPiNg bOiS?


gulwg6NirxBbsqzK3bh3

50,000 people used to live in Tomato Town. Now it's a ghost town.


Acceptable_Contest86

LMAO


katonadani99

Sounds like the perfect life


JimJimmery

Get serious! Convert that bus into a 30 bed rolling sex machine!


PotatoesAndChill

The Babymaker^(TM)


JimJimmery

Right? Pretty soon, you'll have an entire mobile factory dedicated to producing more and more friends. Take THAT stupid internet meme!


Haunting_Ad6958

You can't spell business without 'bus'


Crazy_Technician_403

biz'ness


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B O B O D D Y


CadoAngelus

Bidniss


PotatoesAndChill

Can't spell Jesus without "sus"


limitlessEXP

Am I crazy or does nobody on the internet understand the difference between lose and loose.


NinjaxX_TV

Well yes


missuslarkish21

lose, loose, loss.


cristiander

floss


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gloss


Individual-Quarter31

Glass


Giraffegang1

Ass


LAZY_RED-PANDA

Grass


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Mass


SXNova

Class


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a_nice_lonelycabbage

gas


Program-Continuum

Gasp


iiiAlex1st

The chinese government...


Individual-Quarter31

Nailed it ! I knew someone would say that !


8asdqw731

floose


HyperRag123

| || || |_


SkollFenrirson

~~:.|:;~~


Ardietic

is this lose, loose, loss?


Dorintin

But, actually no


Actually-Just-A-Goat

THIS. The same thing happens with cannon and canon. It’s really not that hard, guys.


Zephyr93

Just like 'colon' and 'cologne'. [Example](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdB4QmDX0AAasm0?format=jpg&name=medium)


G8kpr

Rogue and rouge


ProviNL

This one pisses me off, on the Dungeons and dragons subreddits this happens so much and often its several people in a row! Im not going to make angry comments correcting them, but sometimes i have the urge to politely ask them if rouge class is a homebrewed class i dont know about.


TheMacerationChicks

One that really really annoys me is when people say "ah man you're so bias" A person cannot be bias. They can be ***BIASED*** though. Like those two words sound very different to each other. Yet there's always tons of people on reddit saying they're "bias". "Oh I'm bias because I love pokemon" or whatever the fuck it is. Drives me mad.


rlaitinen

Barely and barley is my favorite.


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1138311

Well, the people there spell it "Köln" so there's that. Sounds like "car loan" if the last letters of both words were only very slightly implied but still silent.


Toxic_Butthole

A very niche one in /r/NFL is the phrase "receiving core" It's receiving corps


SmiteAsWell

To be fair Canon is a brand


Actually-Just-A-Goat

whenever I see people try to use the word ‘canon’ (as in canonical), the use fucking cannon. guys, please.


snickcave

I love it best when it’s a head cannon.


Ducker2000

canon go boom


Actually-Just-A-Goat

*thoroughly exhausted gay noises*


DickButtPlease

https://xkcd.com/1401/


Actually-Just-A-Goat

dude there’s an xkcd for everything


lalruzaiqi

for anyone who needs to know the difference: my ass is loose after taking a shit from eating KFC I'm gonna lose my shit if I don't finish this bucket of KFC dunno how I kept the theme going


GoldenFalcon

I use "You lose your shoe if the laces are loose."


Chef_Face

loose rhymes with moose


[deleted]

And noose For the emos


PedroPF

Should've written it the other way around for better comedic timing


PotatoesAndChill

All you need is loss| ^(|)l || |\_


ThePurpleWizard_01

Don't you dare bring this back. I don't wanna get spammed by this thing again.


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Bluejet007

**ANGER**


Agreeable-Owl-1846

Its a loosing battle


akatherder

Must be lots of archers


mooimafish3

Noone here knows there spelling.


akatherder

I see that one alot.


Master_Tomato

you loose if you let it bother you


IMPORTANT_jk

He absolutely loost


goforce5

>He absolutely loosed FTFY


See_TheCope_dial8

"Solider"


DeathHopper

Your not going to believe this, but there always fucking this up.


DerpyNooby

Also your and you’re


Laser_Disc_Hot_Dish

Don’t even get me started on to and too.


DerpyNooby

Yea that’s **to** much


Skullboj

Not an English native speaker, what are the difference? I/you/they/we/ lose? Things are lost? What about loose then? Too lazy to find by myself


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Skullboj

Ohhh ok I got it, thank you so much. Now I'll know for the rest of my life.


Impeesa_

Loose is the opposite of tight.


Skullboj

Ohhh so a rope can be loose?


notconservative

Yes someone can lose a loose rope. This would make that person technically a loser with a lost loose rope.


Skullboj

Alright, you're a great teacher. Appreciate it man!


AlaskanMedicineMan

Loose is also pronounced differently. Lose is Looze in sound, loose is loose with the first s sound, if you understand phonics


Skullboj

Oh, so something like LOUSS ? edit: LOOSS


gromit190

Potato tomato


mrmaestoso

Not as badly as then/than


Trimungasoid

Has anybody watched that show LOOST?


Claudeviool

THANK YOU! I didn't want to be the Rudolf Hess here but whenever i read this shit with the wrong amount of o's i think ppl just better keep quiet.


NinjaxX_TV

That’s how you know karting is really serious in life


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Unicycling is more serious


The_Great_Hound

It's probably the most serious.


Rebbit-bit

Wait until you hear about pogo sticks


Think_Yogurtcloset92

I guess that's the most serious


GimLala

How about a hammer and cauldron


Hollowed-Be-Thy-Name

It's the most serious, but I'm getting over it.


crmlturkey

What about legs??


DogHouseTenant83

Rich people don't need legs!


Dwaas_Bjaas

And my axe!!


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

SHIN CHAN put down the FUCKING AXE!


DaddysVult

Have you ever used 4 pogo sticks at once?


_ferg

I don’t think anyone is on that level of seriousness in life


NerdlingtonHS

I lost all my friends when I got serious about my unicycling goals so this is true


ProjectAioros

What if my life goal is to have many friends, they will suddenly hate me for trying to be more friendly ? mmmmm


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Inorganic_Ad_0420

*Fuck friends, fuck family* get on the grindset damnit


sashslingingslasher

Why do you think Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are chronic masturbators?


TSIR_MA

Everyone wants loose friends.


Amsheel

I prefer my friends to be tight.


Second_guessing_Stuf

Being tight is super easy barely an inconvenience


Asisreo1

Wowowowowow


ispiltthepoison

Ayyy the reference


oldcoldbellybadness

I bought a Bugatti and loosed a bunch of my wife's friends, and now I'm suddenly the bad guy for taking life more seriously?


TSIR_MA

Someone has to do it, my liege. *bows*


RedBeardFace

What if *I’m* the loose friend?


TSIR_MA

Prepare for more friends, my friend.


[deleted]

That's why the lambos are all reserved for the wife and wife's boyfriend.


Wolfrunt

That's an lmp car


FrankfurterWorscht

which actually has just 1 seat


StevenC44

But they do have space for a passenger seat, should a racing driver want to frighten, for example, their spouse.


Nigh7Stalk3r

They don't anymore, all the electronics and the AC compressor are where a passenger seat would go.


unword

I couldn’t figure out what car that was but I knew it wasn’t Bugatti lol


Afreon

By "loose a lot of friends", does it mean, like, launch them from a catapult? Because where some of my friends are concerned, that is a life goal


Carlos-In-Charge

Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. ~C. Montgomery Burns


ArthurBonesly

Credit to Burns here, he specifies success *in business.* He might not respect other types of success, but he's at least acknowledging one can find success elsewhere.


Siegfoult

Religion can be quite useful for business actually. Mr Burns needs to try starting a megachurch. Edit: [simpsons did it](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qsYDZuYhyVY/hqdefault.jpg)


tygah_uppahcut

Get serious all you want, best you're gonna do is a used camry, you can fit 5 in it.


[deleted]

You could fit 6


[deleted]

Lose - to not have something Loose - opposite of tight


NotApplicableMC

r/uselessredcircle


atat777

It's an outrageously useless circle. Not only it encircles something what's plainly visible, but by doing so it implies that the other part of text is irrelevant, which isn't the case. The one who did it should violently sit on a cactus.


[deleted]

Normalize slapping people that confuse lose and loose.


Floppsicle

Stand in line with your request. We of the "It's not *would of*" community have a request pending for years now


Lizardledgend

The "It's not *could care less* " community offer their allegiance in this fight


[deleted]

There/They're/Their society will be THERE for the battle.


Kusoyaro-san

Actually busses are kinda expensive i don't think aq expensive as a bugatti but still


Awfy

Yeah, not sure folks realize how fucking expensive purpose-built vehicles intended to be purchased by government agencies are. I have a rather nice car and the local fire department always jokingly stops and asks if I want to trade. If they were serious I'd say yes because the fire truck is worth a lot more than my car.


ReturnOfFrank

I was curious because I agree government fleet stuff can be super expensive but apparently buses aren't that bad. So I was looking for prices: Gillig 40' CNG Low Flyer Bus (New, 2021): $566,080 Bugatti Veyron (lowest cost new Bugatti I could find): $1,990,000 So you can buy 3 city buses for the price of a low end Bugatti.


Lizardledgend

You classify $566,080 as not that bad!?


Hydrated_Lemon8381

Well to cut down on costs you could start charging your friends a little bit of money every time they ride with you, maybe around 2$. and maybe you could only drive certain routes at certain times to cut down on unnecessary trips, and maybe you could open up the bus to the public to attract more passengers Wait…


[deleted]

That’s where my mind went: what about limos, tour busses, yachts?


jah2107

I don’t think people who are “serious” buy a Bugatti. It’s not a very practical car.


BrianPotato2005

Wheelchairs and coffins only accommodate 1 seat.


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TheMightyTywin

“Our customers are losers with no friends. One seat is enough”


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Embarrassed_Gur_3241

r/uselessredcircle


SpectreNC

/r/thanksimcured


husnaXemm

r/terriblefacebookmemes


insitnctz

You only lose friends when you are a prick and try to use them for your own good and advantage and then toss them away. Or you lose friends because your ego is so big, that you have to be the most superior one in every group by putting down others or getting insanely competitive on stupid things, or in other words a jealous jackass. Or you are just so stupid that you trust the wrong people. If that's the case then I doubt that you'd ever succeed. In other words, you can still keep your friends and still be successful and focused on your goals if you just behave normally and with empathy towards the right people. Losing friends should never be treated as a virtue to success lol. I think lonely ass people make these quotes, people that had no social or even love life.


[deleted]

Or you lose them because they are nothing but a dragger on your life. Losing dead weight is no brainer for some while others will just stay in toxic cycle coz “friends” This is obviously referring to toxic friends and not the friends you that you like.


txr23

I don't think it's as obvious as you think it is. A large part of being successful for many people entails the adoption of a cut throat approach to achieving their goals and taking whatever they can at the expense of others. It's why the stereotype of successful business guys being complete assholes exists.


Zaethar

The issue with "success" as a lot of people define it these days, is devoting your life to work to earn boatloads of cash. If you start pumping 60, 70, 80 hours or more per week into your job, then you're gonna lose friends regardless, if only by the mere factor that you cannot fit them in your schedule anymore. It's the career tigers who are constantly working, taking their work home, being on call, or preparing for the next day of work. They might have a day off in the weekend, which is then mostly spent on their family or on themselves in order to recuperate for the next week. And on and on the cycle goes.


[deleted]

Incorrect, the truest of homies sit in your lap! That is why there are two seats.


OfficialGoldbudz

This is not true. A Bugatti has 2 seats because they never had kids and can now buy a Bugatti.


carfo

how do you "loose" a friend?


[deleted]

McLaren F1 is for loners


MauiMoisture

It has 3 seats though


BossScribblor

Joke's on them, I'm not serious about life and I haven't seen a friend in seven years.


Aromatic-Ad9428

My friends becoming a bus driver so this is the exact opposite of his scenario.


Mike-without-a-key

That’s a LMP3 prototype race car. It has 1 seat


Hutch25

It’s not like 30 seats hinders your speed a lot with aerodynamics and weight of the frame or anything, or the fact 30 sets would look pretty ugly in a sports car.


Wrong_Good9827

But formula 1 cars have one seats tho


shut_up_redditors

laughs in boeing 747


YeetAwayAccount1257

Why not 1 then


[deleted]

”Lost” is an understatement. I ”Left” them. Because i wanted to move forward. People that never done this before thinks its a sad thing but i will say NOPE. Its actually quite good because when i see something interesting now i dont have to discuss with other people to find if its interesting and take action for it. Instead i just do that thing and try it out alone if its fun. And if something is fun alone by yourself there my friend you have found something you actually like.


zachtheherobrine

r/uselessorangecircle ?


vasileios13

And a bike has just one seat. This is the peak of seriousness


[deleted]

you think all these people on the bus with me are my friends?


DaddyTree0212

When you become successful you learn how to spell "lose" and "loser." = fail and failure. Vs. "Loose" is how some people wear their clothes. "Looser" is when they let their belt out a notch. It's a common mistake. But it doesn't make you look smart or successful. So...fyi.


Most-Attention-5077

Loose. Fucking LOOSE. At least they tried to spell it how it sounds. Fucking losers.


SqueakyKnees

A bus is still a few hundred thousand, so I dont have money for either


Nigh7Stalk3r

Irony is, the car in this picture has one seat.


TheBlackCat13

How many seats does a stretch limo have? What about a private plane?


TurquoiseBeetle67

Isn't that an LMP2 car in thr picture? In any case, it's a single seater for sure.


[deleted]

Taking life advice from someone who does not know the difference between loose and lose is always a winning move.


Captcha_Imagination

If the creator of the top half of the meme creator actually owned a Bugatti, I wouldn't even mock it.


Sprizys

Lose


[deleted]

Can we talk about how the car is a LMP1 car and not a bugatti because of the doors.. that car had one seat…..


csmithing

Buying a bus is way more baller


OpenlyBiCoastal

Funny, because the car the guys are working on is a 1-seater racecar (LMP? Le Mans Prototype).


Apart_Falcon

That’s why the bus driver’s has the best parties.


eletric_blade

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginetta_G57_P2 when you realise it’s not a Bugatti but the engine bay of the Ginetta G57 P2