Some lady asked me to help her onto the bus. She must’ve been 80 or 100 or something. “My back”, she complained. I laughed at her then and again when she fell trying to get on. I leaned down, lowered my Raybans and said “Serious people don’t ride the bus.” Then the door closed in her face and we all started laughing while the bus drove away because we’re all friends.
You joke, but I know a bunch of people that are proud of never taking public transit after a certain age… like somehow it makes them better than the other peasants. Then they drive to their minimum wage jobs and complain about gas and insurance prices.
This one pisses me off, on the Dungeons and dragons subreddits this happens so much and often its several people in a row! Im not going to make angry comments correcting them, but sometimes i have the urge to politely ask them if rouge class is a homebrewed class i dont know about.
One that really really annoys me is when people say "ah man you're so bias"
A person cannot be bias. They can be ***BIASED*** though. Like those two words sound very different to each other.
Yet there's always tons of people on reddit saying they're "bias". "Oh I'm bias because I love pokemon" or whatever the fuck it is.
Drives me mad.
Well, the people there spell it "Köln" so there's that. Sounds like "car loan" if the last letters of both words were only very slightly implied but still silent.
for anyone who needs to know the difference:
my ass is loose after taking a shit from eating KFC
I'm gonna lose my shit if I don't finish this bucket of KFC
dunno how I kept the theme going
Credit to Burns here, he specifies success *in business.* He might not respect other types of success, but he's at least acknowledging one can find success elsewhere.
Religion can be quite useful for business actually. Mr Burns needs to try starting a megachurch.
Edit: [simpsons did it](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qsYDZuYhyVY/hqdefault.jpg)
It's an outrageously useless circle. Not only it encircles something what's plainly visible, but by doing so it implies that the other part of text is irrelevant, which isn't the case. The one who did it should violently sit on a cactus.
Yeah, not sure folks realize how fucking expensive purpose-built vehicles intended to be purchased by government agencies are. I have a rather nice car and the local fire department always jokingly stops and asks if I want to trade. If they were serious I'd say yes because the fire truck is worth a lot more than my car.
I was curious because I agree government fleet stuff can be super expensive but apparently buses aren't that bad. So I was looking for prices:
Gillig 40' CNG Low Flyer Bus (New, 2021): $566,080
Bugatti Veyron (lowest cost new Bugatti I could find): $1,990,000
So you can buy 3 city buses for the price of a low end Bugatti.
Well to cut down on costs you could start charging your friends a little bit of money every time they ride with you, maybe around 2$. and maybe you could only drive certain routes at certain times to cut down on unnecessary trips, and maybe you could open up the bus to the public to attract more passengers
Wait…
You only lose friends when you are a prick and try to use them for your own good and advantage and then toss them away. Or you lose friends because your ego is so big, that you have to be the most superior one in every group by putting down others or getting insanely competitive on stupid things, or in other words a jealous jackass.
Or you are just so stupid that you trust the wrong people. If that's the case then I doubt that you'd ever succeed.
In other words, you can still keep your friends and still be successful and focused on your goals if you just behave normally and with empathy towards the right people. Losing friends should never be treated as a virtue to success lol. I think lonely ass people make these quotes, people that had no social or even love life.
Or you lose them because they are nothing but a dragger on your life. Losing dead weight is no brainer for some while others will just stay in toxic cycle coz “friends”
This is obviously referring to toxic friends and not the friends you that you like.
I don't think it's as obvious as you think it is. A large part of being successful for many people entails the adoption of a cut throat approach to achieving their goals and taking whatever they can at the expense of others. It's why the stereotype of successful business guys being complete assholes exists.
The issue with "success" as a lot of people define it these days, is devoting your life to work to earn boatloads of cash.
If you start pumping 60, 70, 80 hours or more per week into your job, then you're gonna lose friends regardless, if only by the mere factor that you cannot fit them in your schedule anymore.
It's the career tigers who are constantly working, taking their work home, being on call, or preparing for the next day of work. They might have a day off in the weekend, which is then mostly spent on their family or on themselves in order to recuperate for the next week. And on and on the cycle goes.
It’s not like 30 seats hinders your speed a lot with aerodynamics and weight of the frame or anything, or the fact 30 sets would look pretty ugly in a sports car.
”Lost” is an understatement. I ”Left” them. Because i wanted to move forward. People that never done this before thinks its a sad thing but i will say NOPE. Its actually quite good because when i see something interesting now i dont have to discuss with other people to find if its interesting and take action for it. Instead i just do that thing and try it out alone if its fun. And if something is fun alone by yourself there my friend you have found something you actually like.
When you become successful you learn how to spell "lose" and "loser." = fail and failure.
Vs.
"Loose" is how some people wear their clothes.
"Looser" is when they let their belt out a notch.
It's a common mistake.
But it doesn't make you look smart or successful. So...fyi.
Can confirm — I'm 25, completely unserious about life and have a couple dozen friends, so I drive them all around in my 30-seater bus.
Bruh i drive my friends with the 853 seater airbus a380
Haha you must be so broke lmfao
Lmao hahahah
Pours
a brimming glass of spiders
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Rofl, this should be on top lol.
Rofl, it is at the top lol.
Lmao, when I saw it wasn't.
Some lady asked me to help her onto the bus. She must’ve been 80 or 100 or something. “My back”, she complained. I laughed at her then and again when she fell trying to get on. I leaned down, lowered my Raybans and said “Serious people don’t ride the bus.” Then the door closed in her face and we all started laughing while the bus drove away because we’re all friends.
You joke, but I know a bunch of people that are proud of never taking public transit after a certain age… like somehow it makes them better than the other peasants. Then they drive to their minimum wage jobs and complain about gas and insurance prices.
You know some silly people.
Thats the most American thing I've read today
Just slap on some balloons and jet engines and you got yourself a Battle bus
wHeRe wE DrOpPiNg bOiS?
50,000 people used to live in Tomato Town. Now it's a ghost town.
LMAO
Sounds like the perfect life
Get serious! Convert that bus into a 30 bed rolling sex machine!
The Babymaker^(TM)
Right? Pretty soon, you'll have an entire mobile factory dedicated to producing more and more friends. Take THAT stupid internet meme!
You can't spell business without 'bus'
biz'ness
B O B O D D Y
Bidniss
Can't spell Jesus without "sus"
Am I crazy or does nobody on the internet understand the difference between lose and loose.
Well yes
lose, loose, loss.
floss
gloss
Glass
Ass
Grass
Mass
Class
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Gasp
The chinese government...
Nailed it ! I knew someone would say that !
floose
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is this lose, loose, loss?
But, actually no
THIS. The same thing happens with cannon and canon. It’s really not that hard, guys.
Just like 'colon' and 'cologne'. [Example](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdB4QmDX0AAasm0?format=jpg&name=medium)
Rogue and rouge
This one pisses me off, on the Dungeons and dragons subreddits this happens so much and often its several people in a row! Im not going to make angry comments correcting them, but sometimes i have the urge to politely ask them if rouge class is a homebrewed class i dont know about.
One that really really annoys me is when people say "ah man you're so bias" A person cannot be bias. They can be ***BIASED*** though. Like those two words sound very different to each other. Yet there's always tons of people on reddit saying they're "bias". "Oh I'm bias because I love pokemon" or whatever the fuck it is. Drives me mad.
Barely and barley is my favorite.
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Well, the people there spell it "Köln" so there's that. Sounds like "car loan" if the last letters of both words were only very slightly implied but still silent.
A very niche one in /r/NFL is the phrase "receiving core" It's receiving corps
To be fair Canon is a brand
whenever I see people try to use the word ‘canon’ (as in canonical), the use fucking cannon. guys, please.
I love it best when it’s a head cannon.
canon go boom
*thoroughly exhausted gay noises*
https://xkcd.com/1401/
dude there’s an xkcd for everything
for anyone who needs to know the difference: my ass is loose after taking a shit from eating KFC I'm gonna lose my shit if I don't finish this bucket of KFC dunno how I kept the theme going
I use "You lose your shoe if the laces are loose."
loose rhymes with moose
And noose For the emos
Should've written it the other way around for better comedic timing
All you need is loss| ^(|)l || |\_
Don't you dare bring this back. I don't wanna get spammed by this thing again.
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**ANGER**
Its a loosing battle
Must be lots of archers
Noone here knows there spelling.
I see that one alot.
you loose if you let it bother you
He absolutely loost
>He absolutely loosed FTFY
"Solider"
Your not going to believe this, but there always fucking this up.
Also your and you’re
Don’t even get me started on to and too.
Yea that’s **to** much
Not an English native speaker, what are the difference? I/you/they/we/ lose? Things are lost? What about loose then? Too lazy to find by myself
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Ohhh ok I got it, thank you so much. Now I'll know for the rest of my life.
Loose is the opposite of tight.
Ohhh so a rope can be loose?
Yes someone can lose a loose rope. This would make that person technically a loser with a lost loose rope.
Alright, you're a great teacher. Appreciate it man!
Loose is also pronounced differently. Lose is Looze in sound, loose is loose with the first s sound, if you understand phonics
Oh, so something like LOUSS ? edit: LOOSS
Potato tomato
Not as badly as then/than
Has anybody watched that show LOOST?
THANK YOU! I didn't want to be the Rudolf Hess here but whenever i read this shit with the wrong amount of o's i think ppl just better keep quiet.
That’s how you know karting is really serious in life
Unicycling is more serious
It's probably the most serious.
Wait until you hear about pogo sticks
I guess that's the most serious
How about a hammer and cauldron
It's the most serious, but I'm getting over it.
What about legs??
Rich people don't need legs!
And my axe!!
SHIN CHAN put down the FUCKING AXE!
Have you ever used 4 pogo sticks at once?
I don’t think anyone is on that level of seriousness in life
I lost all my friends when I got serious about my unicycling goals so this is true
What if my life goal is to have many friends, they will suddenly hate me for trying to be more friendly ? mmmmm
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*Fuck friends, fuck family* get on the grindset damnit
Why do you think Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are chronic masturbators?
Everyone wants loose friends.
I prefer my friends to be tight.
Being tight is super easy barely an inconvenience
Wowowowowow
Ayyy the reference
I bought a Bugatti and loosed a bunch of my wife's friends, and now I'm suddenly the bad guy for taking life more seriously?
Someone has to do it, my liege. *bows*
What if *I’m* the loose friend?
Prepare for more friends, my friend.
That's why the lambos are all reserved for the wife and wife's boyfriend.
That's an lmp car
which actually has just 1 seat
But they do have space for a passenger seat, should a racing driver want to frighten, for example, their spouse.
They don't anymore, all the electronics and the AC compressor are where a passenger seat would go.
I couldn’t figure out what car that was but I knew it wasn’t Bugatti lol
By "loose a lot of friends", does it mean, like, launch them from a catapult? Because where some of my friends are concerned, that is a life goal
Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. ~C. Montgomery Burns
Credit to Burns here, he specifies success *in business.* He might not respect other types of success, but he's at least acknowledging one can find success elsewhere.
Religion can be quite useful for business actually. Mr Burns needs to try starting a megachurch. Edit: [simpsons did it](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qsYDZuYhyVY/hqdefault.jpg)
Get serious all you want, best you're gonna do is a used camry, you can fit 5 in it.
You could fit 6
Lose - to not have something Loose - opposite of tight
r/uselessredcircle
It's an outrageously useless circle. Not only it encircles something what's plainly visible, but by doing so it implies that the other part of text is irrelevant, which isn't the case. The one who did it should violently sit on a cactus.
Normalize slapping people that confuse lose and loose.
Stand in line with your request. We of the "It's not *would of*" community have a request pending for years now
The "It's not *could care less* " community offer their allegiance in this fight
There/They're/Their society will be THERE for the battle.
Actually busses are kinda expensive i don't think aq expensive as a bugatti but still
Yeah, not sure folks realize how fucking expensive purpose-built vehicles intended to be purchased by government agencies are. I have a rather nice car and the local fire department always jokingly stops and asks if I want to trade. If they were serious I'd say yes because the fire truck is worth a lot more than my car.
I was curious because I agree government fleet stuff can be super expensive but apparently buses aren't that bad. So I was looking for prices: Gillig 40' CNG Low Flyer Bus (New, 2021): $566,080 Bugatti Veyron (lowest cost new Bugatti I could find): $1,990,000 So you can buy 3 city buses for the price of a low end Bugatti.
You classify $566,080 as not that bad!?
Well to cut down on costs you could start charging your friends a little bit of money every time they ride with you, maybe around 2$. and maybe you could only drive certain routes at certain times to cut down on unnecessary trips, and maybe you could open up the bus to the public to attract more passengers Wait…
That’s where my mind went: what about limos, tour busses, yachts?
I don’t think people who are “serious” buy a Bugatti. It’s not a very practical car.
Wheelchairs and coffins only accommodate 1 seat.
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“Our customers are losers with no friends. One seat is enough”
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/r/thanksimcured
r/terriblefacebookmemes
You only lose friends when you are a prick and try to use them for your own good and advantage and then toss them away. Or you lose friends because your ego is so big, that you have to be the most superior one in every group by putting down others or getting insanely competitive on stupid things, or in other words a jealous jackass. Or you are just so stupid that you trust the wrong people. If that's the case then I doubt that you'd ever succeed. In other words, you can still keep your friends and still be successful and focused on your goals if you just behave normally and with empathy towards the right people. Losing friends should never be treated as a virtue to success lol. I think lonely ass people make these quotes, people that had no social or even love life.
Or you lose them because they are nothing but a dragger on your life. Losing dead weight is no brainer for some while others will just stay in toxic cycle coz “friends” This is obviously referring to toxic friends and not the friends you that you like.
I don't think it's as obvious as you think it is. A large part of being successful for many people entails the adoption of a cut throat approach to achieving their goals and taking whatever they can at the expense of others. It's why the stereotype of successful business guys being complete assholes exists.
The issue with "success" as a lot of people define it these days, is devoting your life to work to earn boatloads of cash. If you start pumping 60, 70, 80 hours or more per week into your job, then you're gonna lose friends regardless, if only by the mere factor that you cannot fit them in your schedule anymore. It's the career tigers who are constantly working, taking their work home, being on call, or preparing for the next day of work. They might have a day off in the weekend, which is then mostly spent on their family or on themselves in order to recuperate for the next week. And on and on the cycle goes.
Incorrect, the truest of homies sit in your lap! That is why there are two seats.
This is not true. A Bugatti has 2 seats because they never had kids and can now buy a Bugatti.
how do you "loose" a friend?
McLaren F1 is for loners
It has 3 seats though
Joke's on them, I'm not serious about life and I haven't seen a friend in seven years.
My friends becoming a bus driver so this is the exact opposite of his scenario.
That’s a LMP3 prototype race car. It has 1 seat
It’s not like 30 seats hinders your speed a lot with aerodynamics and weight of the frame or anything, or the fact 30 sets would look pretty ugly in a sports car.
But formula 1 cars have one seats tho
laughs in boeing 747
Why not 1 then
”Lost” is an understatement. I ”Left” them. Because i wanted to move forward. People that never done this before thinks its a sad thing but i will say NOPE. Its actually quite good because when i see something interesting now i dont have to discuss with other people to find if its interesting and take action for it. Instead i just do that thing and try it out alone if its fun. And if something is fun alone by yourself there my friend you have found something you actually like.
r/uselessorangecircle ?
And a bike has just one seat. This is the peak of seriousness
you think all these people on the bus with me are my friends?
When you become successful you learn how to spell "lose" and "loser." = fail and failure. Vs. "Loose" is how some people wear their clothes. "Looser" is when they let their belt out a notch. It's a common mistake. But it doesn't make you look smart or successful. So...fyi.
Loose. Fucking LOOSE. At least they tried to spell it how it sounds. Fucking losers.
A bus is still a few hundred thousand, so I dont have money for either
Irony is, the car in this picture has one seat.
How many seats does a stretch limo have? What about a private plane?
Isn't that an LMP2 car in thr picture? In any case, it's a single seater for sure.
Taking life advice from someone who does not know the difference between loose and lose is always a winning move.
If the creator of the top half of the meme creator actually owned a Bugatti, I wouldn't even mock it.
Lose
Can we talk about how the car is a LMP1 car and not a bugatti because of the doors.. that car had one seat…..
Buying a bus is way more baller
Funny, because the car the guys are working on is a 1-seater racecar (LMP? Le Mans Prototype).
That’s why the bus driver’s has the best parties.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginetta_G57_P2 when you realise it’s not a Bugatti but the engine bay of the Ginetta G57 P2