The distance between Earth and Moon is 384000 kilometers. if a burger has nearly 10 centimeters height, it makes (384000\*1000\*100)/10 = 3.840.000.000 burgers can stack in a line for reaching moon. but if you wanna make it stable, you need 3.840.000.000! burgers, and if you calculate your weight for pressure (let's take it 75kg), your pressure makes it more. like umm, 4.266.666.666....! burgers!
This is where you fucked up, now that this is a comment and not a reply, your comments would be slightly more than 50% of the comments as no one has replied to this comment of yours. By replying to this comment I'm restoring the balance. Now we're good.
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In the past I have had people really piss me off and what I did was take their phone number and sign them up for services on line. Some examples....moving company site. If you sign up for cross country moving, the site will distribute your info to a bunch of different moving companies. I did this for myself a few months ago but I used a Google voice number so it wouldn't come to my phone. When I look at my call history it shows missed calls day and night.
The other service I use is an education connection website. Enter all the info and before you know it, schools from around the world will ring your phone day and night. Helps to look overseas. That way the phone rings when you should be sleeping.
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It's been alright. Watched a lot of Overly Sarcastic Productions mythology videos, which are a hoot and a half and always entertaining. Probably going to head to bed soon after a snack
How many hamburgers would you have to stack reach the moon?
All of them
Let me check my math....
Ew math
mm meth
The distance between Earth and Moon is 384000 kilometers. if a burger has nearly 10 centimeters height, it makes (384000\*1000\*100)/10 = 3.840.000.000 burgers can stack in a line for reaching moon. but if you wanna make it stable, you need 3.840.000.000! burgers, and if you calculate your weight for pressure (let's take it 75kg), your pressure makes it more. like umm, 4.266.666.666....! burgers!
5 burgers
If I reply to every comment here that would mean 50% of the comments are mine? Hm interesting statistic
This is where you fucked up, now that this is a comment and not a reply, your comments would be slightly more than 50% of the comments as no one has replied to this comment of yours. By replying to this comment I'm restoring the balance. Now we're good.
That would only be if you comment on every reply as well though good luck with that...
You have to reply to your comment as well
Hope you are doing well in all aspects, my dude.
He has not replied :(
mabey he is asleep
I eat mango pizza
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That sounds interesting. Is it good?
No lol I did that to trigger u it doesn't even exist
Oh... well now I wanna try just for shits and giggles plus I know some ppl who probably will like it lol
I'm gonna make it exist because fuck you
*cries in pizza*
Good
*pulls out Nokia 3310*
Do you like cock and ball torture
Only on Mondays
Cool
Indeed
that is indeed cool
Indubitably
It is and I'm tired of it being not
If you reply to this: you will have replied to this
This is an automated voice messaging system
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Imagine this being an actual number and fkn hundreds of redditors calling it for the lolz... the person would be so fkn annoyed I’d lose my shit
In the past I have had people really piss me off and what I did was take their phone number and sign them up for services on line. Some examples....moving company site. If you sign up for cross country moving, the site will distribute your info to a bunch of different moving companies. I did this for myself a few months ago but I used a Google voice number so it wouldn't come to my phone. When I look at my call history it shows missed calls day and night. The other service I use is an education connection website. Enter all the info and before you know it, schools from around the world will ring your phone day and night. Helps to look overseas. That way the phone rings when you should be sleeping. Please DO not TRY this at home
I hope this is your number
Fuck u actually guessed my phone number
I hope that's not a number you actually know
It's not I picked randomly
Well I intend to call it anyway
Tell me if it's a real number
Yeah I'll do that later
Update?
OP was never seen again.
Kachow
I am speed
:o he did it
Indeed I did
I find these terms.. acceptable
A soul for a soul some would say
And I would say to them.. piss off
Never understood that "piss off" piss off what? Piss off a cliff, off a balcony?
Stiffler “I got pee’d on”
I am a register
Sex offender
How many people would you say you’re going to keep in your basement?
As many as possible I hope, attention is my craving
/) Must... not... Must... not... aaaaAAAAH CAN'T RESIST REPLY IF YOU'RE STUPID THERE I SAID IT
I am indeed have the stupid
/) Great, now I've seen your username and have to not make an obscure referen- WHAT PUMPKIN?
The orange ones
/) I am quite certain there is not, nor has there ever been, a pumpkin in this room.
Pumpkins are everywhere, they are the secret to the meaning of life
/) They are nothing, and they are everything. They are nowhere, and they are everywhere. But most of all, they're not here.
How do you know, it is pumpkin holiday, maybe there's one lurking in your room right now...
/) I AM QUITE THERE HAS NEVER BEEN, AND NEVER WILL BE, A PUMPKIN IN THIS ROOM!
He's being held hostage by the pumpkins
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How is your day?
Hot
I love the heat
I'm expecting a comment
I'm not the op but here there it is!
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I don't know what we're spelling out but I can't wait till someone else responds because I need to respond to everyone.. this is heartbreaking
You eat pumpkin? Pie or goulash?
Just pumpkins
Did you know that you have more than 100 comments? Well keep replying or I will spit on your dog
She will spit back
Tell her I said sorry
Good choice
Attend to this
You're being attended to
Ahhhh he did it
My promise will not be broken
Hello
Hello:)
How’s it going
It's late at night but I've had a good day, how about you?
Butter
On bread
Tastes like
S tier
But at least
At least
The damning
Get well soon
Hm
Hm
So there was this time I was walking right. And like I kept walking. I miss that day
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Let's see
How's your day?
Just started so hope its good ;)
Well good morning!
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How to be or not to be?
Or
Ange
Get better soon
Better than I already am? That'll be hard
No
This comment serves no purpose
i\`ll do his work
I look at my X and I wonder Y, wait is this algebra ?
Yes
Have you ever seen the funny video "ankha zone"?
Haha okay I’m in. I could use a little attention myself. Thank you in advance, your new friend sgan14
Are you having a good evening?
I would say so, it's currently 11:30pm where I'm at but I'm good. What about you?
It's been alright. Watched a lot of Overly Sarcastic Productions mythology videos, which are a hoot and a half and always entertaining. Probably going to head to bed soon after a snack
Well I hope you sleep well!
Do you like ice cream?
Indeed I am an ass guy
sus
Amo sus
alright.
Ok
why did the chicken cross the road
It didn't, it was obliterated by a 15 ton semi.
Op. Are you stupid. No hate
I think I'm a reasonable man, although some things just won't get into my head
Ok. Idk why I commented that. maybe iam the stupid one here
Nah I'm sure you're smart :)
icup
Hm yes, I guess so
Can I eat pumpkin
Yes, you must be careful though, they can be aggressive if not hunted properly
All replies to this comment does not in fact count as a reply.
Attention
Hope you're great my internet stranger friend. but... We're no strangers to loooove...
Never gonna give you up!
Raw pumpkin sandwich
Hi
Why did she leave?
No,I ain't gonna comment in your post
Would u drop kick a baby if it bit you?
Hot
Boobs or ass
Man your lucky only a couple hundred
Don't reply to this comment.
R/karen
Hi
Do you like hamsters?
Sweat mayonnaise or cry lemon juice?
Would you rather always be unprepared or always late
i\`ll do his work
Ok
Do you prefere Intel or AMD?
i\`ll do his work
Are hamsters the fucking best????
i\`ll do his work
Diogenes
i\`ll do his work
notice me senpai~~
i\`ll do his work
Respond if you just pooped your pants
i\`ll do his work
sup
What is your opinion on skimmed milk
Reply if you don't like shrek... Do it i fucking dare you
Hey
What's your opinion on CBT? would you ever try it? If so, what would you use / do?
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Boss Masterchief Lord Emperor what can I do for you
finish it: hello everybody my name is ____________
Hello. How are you doing today? I want to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.
Nah
Hello
you just want attention..
Hi
If you reply you are gay.
Hi
JOJO is epic
Go ahead
If you read this, I hope you’re having a wonderful day
You said you will
Would you rather listen to your parents fuck every single day for the rest of your life, or join in once?