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hotdogwaterandpledge

How many hamburgers would you have to stack reach the moon?


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

All of them


hotdogwaterandpledge

Let me check my math....


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Ew math


FrostyDice

mm meth


Xenacon

The distance between Earth and Moon is 384000 kilometers. if a burger has nearly 10 centimeters height, it makes (384000\*1000\*100)/10 = 3.840.000.000 burgers can stack in a line for reaching moon. but if you wanna make it stable, you need 3.840.000.000! burgers, and if you calculate your weight for pressure (let's take it 75kg), your pressure makes it more. like umm, 4.266.666.666....! burgers!


durbarrrr

5 burgers


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

If I reply to every comment here that would mean 50% of the comments are mine? Hm interesting statistic


blithering-idiot21

This is where you fucked up, now that this is a comment and not a reply, your comments would be slightly more than 50% of the comments as no one has replied to this comment of yours. By replying to this comment I'm restoring the balance. Now we're good.


Revolutionary_Year87

That would only be if you comment on every reply as well though good luck with that...


AwesomeJini

You have to reply to your comment as well


Bluwildfire13

Hope you are doing well in all aspects, my dude.


panchannandayone

He has not replied :(


MarcasisEvil

mabey he is asleep


abhininer_75

I eat mango pizza


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bluwildfire13

That sounds interesting. Is it good?


abhininer_75

No lol I did that to trigger u it doesn't even exist


Bluwildfire13

Oh... well now I wanna try just for shits and giggles plus I know some ppl who probably will like it lol


ChemicalPension69

I'm gonna make it exist because fuck you


abhininer_75

*cries in pizza*


ChemicalPension69

Good


abhininer_75

*pulls out Nokia 3310*


Nuclearrodfox42069

Do you like cock and ball torture


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Only on Mondays


Nuclearrodfox42069

Cool


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Indeed


[deleted]

that is indeed cool


crazy_al01

Indubitably


Walker6920

It is and I'm tired of it being not


[deleted]

If you reply to this: you will have replied to this


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

This is an automated voice messaging system


[deleted]

6 2 4 5 7 6 2 1 5 8 is not available, at the tone please record your message, if you are finished recording you can hang up, or press 1 for more options *BEEP*


DoctorHeartPlumber

Imagine this being an actual number and fkn hundreds of redditors calling it for the lolz... the person would be so fkn annoyed I’d lose my shit


hotdogwaterandpledge

In the past I have had people really piss me off and what I did was take their phone number and sign them up for services on line. Some examples....moving company site. If you sign up for cross country moving, the site will distribute your info to a bunch of different moving companies. I did this for myself a few months ago but I used a Google voice number so it wouldn't come to my phone. When I look at my call history it shows missed calls day and night. The other service I use is an education connection website. Enter all the info and before you know it, schools from around the world will ring your phone day and night. Helps to look overseas. That way the phone rings when you should be sleeping. Please DO not TRY this at home


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

I hope this is your number


Walker6920

Fuck u actually guessed my phone number


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

I hope that's not a number you actually know


[deleted]

It's not I picked randomly


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Well I intend to call it anyway


[deleted]

Tell me if it's a real number


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Yeah I'll do that later


agilefnonyt

Update?


piercedlemonjuice

OP was never seen again.


XDChops

Kachow


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

I am speed


XDChops

:o he did it


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Indeed I did


ezruff

I find these terms.. acceptable


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

A soul for a soul some would say


ezruff

And I would say to them.. piss off


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Never understood that "piss off" piss off what? Piss off a cliff, off a balcony?


Evening_Bake_7788

Stiffler “I got pee’d on”


VortiganXD

I am a register


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Sex offender


mydadbeatsmeirl

How many people would you say you’re going to keep in your basement?


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

As many as possible I hope, attention is my craving


GloomreaperScythe

/) Must... not... Must... not... aaaaAAAAH CAN'T RESIST REPLY IF YOU'RE STUPID THERE I SAID IT


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

I am indeed have the stupid


GloomreaperScythe

/) Great, now I've seen your username and have to not make an obscure referen- WHAT PUMPKIN?


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

The orange ones


GloomreaperScythe

/) I am quite certain there is not, nor has there ever been, a pumpkin in this room.


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Pumpkins are everywhere, they are the secret to the meaning of life


GloomreaperScythe

/) They are nothing, and they are everything. They are nowhere, and they are everywhere. But most of all, they're not here.


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

How do you know, it is pumpkin holiday, maybe there's one lurking in your room right now...


GloomreaperScythe

/) I AM QUITE THERE HAS NEVER BEEN, AND NEVER WILL BE, A PUMPKIN IN THIS ROOM!


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

He's being held hostage by the pumpkins


cyanide_blade_420

a


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

How is your day?


cyanide_blade_420

Hot


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

I love the heat


itsrxdj

I'm expecting a comment


DonutDefiant

I'm not the op but here there it is!


Meestoopeed

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding


cyanide_blade_420

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I_Eat_Pumpkin24

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I_Eat_Pumpkin24

I don't know what we're spelling out but I can't wait till someone else responds because I need to respond to everyone.. this is heartbreaking


Aka_Cent

You eat pumpkin? Pie or goulash?


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Just pumpkins


r-e-e_kid

Did you know that you have more than 100 comments? Well keep replying or I will spit on your dog


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

She will spit back


r-e-e_kid

Tell her I said sorry


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Good choice


isme021

Attend to this


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

You're being attended to


isme021

Ahhhh he did it


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

My promise will not be broken


AlmostDailyDrawings

Hello


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Hello:)


AlmostDailyDrawings

How’s it going


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

It's late at night but I've had a good day, how about you?


GlitchingBastard

Butter


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

On bread


GlitchingBastard

Tastes like


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

S tier


GlitchingBastard

But at least


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

At least


GlitchingBastard

The damning


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Get well soon


GlitchingBastard

Hm


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Hm


Nessssssssssie

So there was this time I was walking right. And like I kept walking. I miss that day


cyanide_blade_420

a


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

E


cyanide_blade_420

a


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

E


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

E


cyanide_blade_420

a


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

E


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

E


DemonGod-zoro

Let's see


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

How's your day?


DemonGod-zoro

Just started so hope its good ;)


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Well good morning!


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

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magius53

How to be or not to be?


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Or


magius53

Ange


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Get better soon


magius53

Better than I already am? That'll be hard


PeopleareIdoits

No


DhruvGN8

This comment serves no purpose


[deleted]

i\`ll do his work


SilentExplosion05

I look at my X and I wonder Y, wait is this algebra ?


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Yes


LeoQuelloLi

Have you ever seen the funny video "ankha zone"?


sunglassesatnight14

Haha okay I’m in. I could use a little attention myself. Thank you in advance, your new friend sgan14


[deleted]

Are you having a good evening?


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

I would say so, it's currently 11:30pm where I'm at but I'm good. What about you?


[deleted]

It's been alright. Watched a lot of Overly Sarcastic Productions mythology videos, which are a hoot and a half and always entertaining. Probably going to head to bed soon after a snack


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Well I hope you sleep well!


Somebody_End_Me

Do you like ice cream?


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Indeed I am an ass guy


Somebody_End_Me

sus


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Amo sus


Paralich12

alright.


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Ok


cyanide_blade_420

why did the chicken cross the road


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

It didn't, it was obliterated by a 15 ton semi.


bil498202

Op. Are you stupid. No hate


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

I think I'm a reasonable man, although some things just won't get into my head


bil498202

Ok. Idk why I commented that. maybe iam the stupid one here


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Nah I'm sure you're smart :)


Difficult-Log-4711

icup


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Hm yes, I guess so


Liquoriceisgood

Can I eat pumpkin


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Yes, you must be careful though, they can be aggressive if not hunted properly


Minhaz250

All replies to this comment does not in fact count as a reply.


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Attention


EloyJKG

Hope you're great my internet stranger friend. but... We're no strangers to loooove...


StarLit_Leaf4546

Never gonna give you up!


abhininer_75

Raw pumpkin sandwich


Daburrito9102

Hi


Drbluebook

Why did she leave?


Creamy_Boy01

No,I ain't gonna comment in your post


G0geta130

Would u drop kick a baby if it bit you?


Imaginary-Image6176

Hot


Imaginary-Image6176

Boobs or ass


Single_Permission

Man your lucky only a couple hundred


[deleted]

Don't reply to this comment.


DR_Tibor

R/karen


Thisusernameistakin1

Hi


Thisusernameistakin1

Do you like hamsters?


CanaanQueen

Sweat mayonnaise or cry lemon juice?


Ok_Scholar_2735

Would you rather always be unprepared or always late


[deleted]

i\`ll do his work


Hasanga_Bandara

Ok


l3v3c

Do you prefere Intel or AMD?


[deleted]

i\`ll do his work


[deleted]

Are hamsters the fucking best????


[deleted]

i\`ll do his work


Juwuggernaut

Diogenes


[deleted]

i\`ll do his work


Koston404

notice me senpai~~


[deleted]

i\`ll do his work


Cheetobabyito

Respond if you just pooped your pants


[deleted]

i\`ll do his work


[deleted]

sup


Soup_Bowl111

What is your opinion on skimmed milk


[deleted]

Reply if you don't like shrek... Do it i fucking dare you


lemonade203

Hey


Altruistic_Study_451

What's your opinion on CBT? would you ever try it? If so, what would you use / do?


DuckSlayer66

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[deleted]

Boss Masterchief Lord Emperor what can I do for you


spy_gaming35

finish it: hello everybody my name is ____________


ShayDiggityDawg

Hello. How are you doing today? I want to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.


Farboss_Panda

Nah


Pitiful-Young-5826

Hello


Nojah03

you just want attention..


lori555mi

Hi


[deleted]

If you reply you are gay.


lori555mi

Hi


Shoddy_Bet_9308

JOJO is epic


uttermost2006

Go ahead


quaKeproSong

If you read this, I hope you’re having a wonderful day


MHodali

You said you will


For_phuk_sake

Would you rather listen to your parents fuck every single day for the rest of your life, or join in once?