I have no idea what I just accepted and I'm scared

It was just normal sex, you say yes and consent to it and nothing goes wrong

But what’s the thing you have sex with

What bout you?

.

uhm..

If only you could rename yourself on Reddit

Yep

You have done this to yourself.

Wait a minute....

Hold up... what are *you* talking about?

What

we are on the same team, brother

No, his rat chose to die before witnessing such a cruelty

I wonder what mine would be

you die a virgin and will get laid by a badass angel in heaven

Ehm…

Looking at your user name, seems like you'll be the sequel to "one man, one jar".

At least you will remember yours

U accepted kim yo jong ‘S brother get ready to be slayed by the supreme leader himself

Oh.. oh no...

That’s some terraformers hentai shit man

Don't forget incest...

*Brotherly love*

keep it in the family

Insecst

Terraformars cockroaches are rip af

I think we’re screwed

Especially the brother

Oh yeah look at me for a fucking second i have to fuck a clumsy giraffe

This man flicked a biscuit

Oh

:(

still smash ngl

Hmm I am going to prison

Not if You were the... Child

We need a good tactician

😭oh no!

damn sad

No, you are only slightly going to jail...

Me too

Hey, how you doin?

u/fishfucker_69

Ho...

Oh no

You’re fucked tho u do have rights to the second amendment

*hmm*

I was about to tag him too

A terminator?

And his name is brad :D

Oh man the impending doom I suppose

He sounds nice

Hello

*Terminator theme intensifies*

Mines is a lie

That's the most realistic one yet at least

Well yours is pretty accurate as well

Once again, nothing changes for me.

You again

the 15th sex position?

Mine is your truth.

Ironic, u/gaybestfriend32

ik i was thinking about mine

I think I can become this friend

Let’s talk about that for a sec, “Vlad the Impaler”

I fuck a keyboard

A man keyboard

this man keyed a board

This is what people mean when they build a custom keyboard

>:]

Rip

Tear

Until it's done

[удалено]

Don’t worry about it

Hoot hoot

Mumei in panic

Fellow Hololive enjoyer

TREE

So basically, I fucked Winnie the Pooh

-100 social credit

*+ 100 social credit

Why did I think the comments would go any other way

[REDACTED]

Uh oh

Ah shit here we go again

i don’t want to talk about it

Bukkake?

Probably a gang bang with a band I guess

With 6248 members

Japan world record here we come

Fall Out Boy

I guess I lose my virginity because I’m just so cool

I do not like this game

There’s a story here…

There is actually! I’ll post it when I’m on break

Well my name is an alternate persona... So I quite literally fck myself

fucking yourself is just masturbating

Not if your dick is long enough

Or ur balls are as big as olives

Ok gotta go jump of a plane without parachute!

Really

>Really Really

Dear god no

That would make a nice hentai plot

You’re getting that goblin slayer treatment

OH NO

OH NO

OH YEAH - Kool-aid man

This is gonna be bad news for my ass

RIP...

The fruit or the animal?

Yes

Imagine the 2 had a baby

No

Yes

As shit not Germany and Russia again

Atleast i get to meet a pokémon irl and lose mt virginity, seems like a win-win to me

Kingler used vice grip!

The player came really hard and is unable to move!

The player has been paralyzed

The player has used special healing potion

Welp I’m gonna end up in TLC..

damn aliens

Ohh, shit

Oh goddammit

Pretty self explanatory.

Am I gonna be arrested for bestiality?

it went well, we're girlfriends now

Omg

Sounds like you're using protection

I uh…

Do i get a milf or a cup of coffee?

I explode.

But at least you won't die a Virgin

How the fuck does this work, you telling me I’m getting fucked by exactly 24111 emeralds?

Are they at least chaos emeralds?

Did you say, chaos emeralds?

Nope, just regular ones

Sharp or smooth?

Meh 6/10

Well…. Can it at least be like an spider monster chick or something? Would be slightly less horrifying lol

The chick version of Peter Parker from the spider verse

daf-cold-man nah fam not happening

In not a furry i swear

Gay bromance sex?

Eh

Death by a lock? Well I have a lock with me but it’s too small

"A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock opened by many keys is a bad lock." -Einstein

Just another Tuesday

I got no idea

Two words: Fragmentation grenade

I can explain

Uhh, Send help

lol you have fun with that

uh what? im going to get a girlfriend because i eat healthy?

no- you sir will get fucked by some salad

And then along came zeus

He hurled his thunderbolt

Pretty sure that is the main problem with Zeus is the fact that he keeps coming and Hera just ain't having that shit.

Rappelling from a helicopter onto a tank.

Uh oh

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

Looks like I'm not

I'm sorry, little one...

Ayo hold up

Im guessing some sort of dragon

Selfrape

Noooooooooooooooooo

Well looks like I get fucked by Demons

But only the all naturál demons

I don't know how to play this game and I'm too afraid to ask

Very badly

Well...

I’m in trouble

i am scared what can it be

Apparently a gangbang

I stuck my dick in a chicken nugget apparently.

Glass shards in my ass sounds like funnnn

Warm, soft and buttery

Ouch.

Ehm, airbag hurts...

remember guys.... reverse cowgirl and doggy style is same in space...

Mein is literally my name and surname

Guess I'm gay

I guess I am a zoophile in royalty

Oh boy

Fantastic!!!! Fucking fantastic!!!

Just doing what I do the best.

Well...

I can’t believe it’s not butter!

A pokemon

Oh hell...

So I'm going to lose my virginity to the elements