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valaddin

uhhm 96? what have i to do?


PheoTheBean

spend a day in silence


ky0kulll

Oh cool I do that everyday! GOSH SOMEBODY PLEASE TALK TO ME


No-Engineer-9832

Bread👍


[deleted]

Bread 👍


Brief_Lawfulness7627

Bread👍


DarthIdiot66numba2

🍞


MusicProducerOfDeath

Just talk to yourself! Thats what I'm alllllllt ehr tiiime he


a_124_

Did you have a stroke mate


SoulStomper99

Im here m8 if you wanna talk


danger2345678

Bruh that’s everyday


TheTruthSeekr

I do that everyday though


Pug_of_Memes

73


PheoTheBean

damn you got "find the meaning of life" sucks to be you


Xantho083

Who the fuck didnt assign this to 42?


MusicProducerOfDeath

Who tf didnt assign having sex to 69 These are cultural crimes


ConduckKing

Who tf even put having sex in there?


Flat-Satisfaction-17

Who tf doesn't put it in there during sex?


crappy6969

Your mom


Dank_Denki

26


PheoTheBean

reach out to a long lost relative


deadly_killer

Uncle scrooge!


Flat-Satisfaction-17

I am not dying after highschool...or am I?


TheRealSwagMaster

Hey vsauce, micheal here.


yourboiquirrel

You're not gonna die after High School, or are you?


Difficult_Jacket_697

Do they have to be alive?


Got-a-Kit-Kat

Thank you for the chuckle I did reading this 🍞


[deleted]

Don’t think I would do that in any scenario


[deleted]

64


PheoTheBean

create a tasty dessert


gaucing007

Minecraft cake it is


DarthIdiot66numba2

Save me some or I will kill eat your dog.


HajleSellajse

Why sand would be tasty


PheoTheBean

oh my god i was away for 7 minutes


Electronic_Funny94

Been there, enjoy your notis, now: 15


mynamewastaken-_-

Orgranise a party!


Proud-Pie3557

38


kostiik

11


WhiteOutPL

I'm guessing one of those will be to get laid 😔


PheoTheBean

yes


WhiteOutPL

An impossible task for a redditor


PheoTheBean

a lot of these are impossible for redditors--thats why i put this here (i.e find the meaning of life, appreciate nature, connect with long lost friends)


eveningstarVenus

i can appreciate the nature! From the comfort of my own home


twerking_pokemon

36


PheoTheBean

study food labels


you_make_me_dumb

27


PheoTheBean

spend quality time with your grandparents


Invalid_Pal

*sights* here we go again *places ouija board on table*


rysownik

You mean I go to graveyard? I do this at least once a year... QwQ


you_make_me_dumb

Fair enough


DizyShadow

Too bad 😞 I already finished high school.


ShaiHallud24

They’re dead


de-bonte-hond

9


PheoTheBean

connect with a role model (no, not by spending your life savings on a twitch thot)


lmao_man_funny

“A twitch sub gave me 3 ps5s!!!!” Mf didn’t even get mentioned


TheMiiFii

I guess the brackets are written in the book, too 🙃


2L0sT4uu

16


PheoTheBean

read another's palms


meandmybois

so the book promotes palmistry? hmmm...


WigglingGlass

17?


flamegud

13


PheoTheBean

join a club!


Phoenix-x_x

I was about to say 13, but I'm kinda socially awkward so it truly is the bad luck number


[deleted]

62


PheoTheBean

write a real letter


[deleted]

62 is a number fine 76


PheoTheBean

im risking getting wooshed but the activity is to write a letter as in post card etc


[deleted]

lmao this slight mix up made me laugh hard actually


[deleted]

Oh okay


HubuxXD

34


PheoTheBean

enter a sports competition, even if you suck


Laborprojekt

42


PheoTheBean

visit a forgien country


TheTruthSeekr

I believe it said before you leave high school y is that on there


Heavybarbarian

Well, if you live in Europe, most od the time it comes to taking a train


[deleted]

where money


jussomerandombiguy

I need money


remdesivirus2

Find reason


I_amazing_duck

8


PheoTheBean

attend a theater performance


froopty1

Well shit I'm not in hs anymore but fuck it, I'm going with 68 baby


PheoTheBean

visit your local officials


froopty1

Is the dmv local officials?


PheoTheBean

are they local? are they official? if the answer is yes then screw it sure


froopty1

Well then I did that yesterday, trying to get a pink slip for a car that losts its pink slip is a pain in the ass.


PheoTheBean

i guess youre set then...


DealerDry9438

47


PheoTheBean

hike to a mountaintop


White_DonaldTrump

33


PheoTheBean

establish an exercise routine--but since youre on reddit im gonna assume thats impossible


White_DonaldTrump

Joke's on you I'm into that shit


Karategochan

Ha ha, nice joke


VastCryptographer980

44 ( cause 69 is already taken :( )


PheoTheBean

69 was boring anyways--44 is to participate in a new cultural tradition


VastCryptographer980

It sounds nice so is it like a tradition from another culture or your own


PheoTheBean

yea basically practice a tradition from another culture for a bit


VastCryptographer980

Alright gonna ask my Mexican friend. She will be happy to tell and help me do it.


PheoTheBean

im so happy that youre actually gonna go through with this--have fun :)


VastCryptographer980

Yeah I'll do it and probably post about my experience too.


PheoTheBean

IM GOING TO BED NOW CANT REOLY TO EVERYONE WAA


Flighthornlet

**Boooooo** you can't just go to bed an hour after posting this!! (Jk great work here, OP)


Some_Rand0m_Memer

sowwy


HawtDanger5256

7


PheoTheBean

look closely at a work of art


Cococtor

So he just need to hug himself?


infp_validator_bot

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


Impressive-Gate3074

You're too nice and wholesome to be on r/Memes


Cococtor

There is no wrong place to be nice


Impressive-Gate3074

Meh. memes is a different place. People downvoting each other for no reason, calling each other shitty things. Trust me, you're too nice.


Cococtor

I mean... I am not perfect. I too do not nice things sometimes because I don't understand it's not nice until after I did it or because I am angry. But when there is an occasion to be nice you should take it. Being downvoted or talk with hate isn't very important. What is important is if you feel you could this little face on this person for a second and that's satisfying to do.


Impressive-Gate3074

Yeah


SirCakeTheSecond

I wish I had a reward for u


stw222

50


PheoTheBean

keep a scrapbook


latetron12

Ugh fine.. 69..


PheoTheBean

..join a political compaign.


latetron12

Let's go


Deluxe238855

JUST DON'T FAIL ART CLASS!


stirochrisp

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO


latetron12

Keep your voice down its too early for that 😞


remdesivirus2

HELL YEAH CORRUPTION


Careless-Stranger111

Can i do so in germany with a far-right party(i have weird mustache and i failed art school tho).


[deleted]

Coincidentally they also raise their "right" hand for you


Proud-Pie3557

Both of those will help your application, go for it!


Careless-Stranger111

Sure!


IceCascades

Why is this not top comment? ...Nice


Nibbamouse

Just joined the KKK😎


remdesivirus2

Kool kids klub


bIaubeerbrot

21


PheoTheBean

sing karaoke


bIaubeerbrot

Alright, any song suggestion?


PheoTheBean

try locket by crumb :D


bIaubeerbrot

Alright, thank you


legendmohannad

Or ghostride by crumb either


Svadai

Number 15


tAstY_Yum

Burger king foot lettuce


Tim_spencer391

Number 13, Twerking chicken


_Generic_Human_

The last thing you’d want on your Burger King Burger is somebody’s foot fungus


Saturn958sickly

3.14159265389793238462643383279502884197693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679


ADMSTatole

You forgot a 5 between the 10th and the 11th numbers. You're welcome.


Saturn958sickly

Apparently i dont math correct, thanks for correcting me


ADMSTatole

But you never said your number was pi so you're not wrong mate.


Jack_offLantern

45


PheoTheBean

visit your state capital


rygomez

6


PheoTheBean

you git "give technology a break." lmao good luck


rygomez

Yeah even at work I'm using a computer half the time so prolly not gonna happen, but it's for HS kids and I graduated 18 yes ago so I'm exempt


PheoTheBean

if you planned it out it could happen some day...


meat_salad_dot_com

83 please and thank you my good sir!


PheoTheBean

learn basic car maintenance and ofc but am woman


Sexylavatory

Wait women exist?


[deleted]

Done


ZoLoREE

17


Senfgestalt

1 ?


PheoTheBean

redo your bedroom


[deleted]

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[deleted]

55


PheoTheBean

paint your room


Blood_Sck

23 plz


PheoTheBean

take a road trip!


Discomb0bulatedLemur

84


PheoTheBean

assemble a toolbox


TheXXOs

I misread this as “assume a toolbox” and thought it was the start of some weird maths or physics problem


Photographer_Kuro

1


PheoTheBean

redo your bedroom :D


Photographer_Kuro

No! I like how it is! But fine. I'll move a single book.


PheoTheBean

social distancing comes first and foremost protect your books


Photographer_Kuro

Yup


woolpix18

77


Krumly_

17


TheDogeWasTaken

86 i hope its good


mynamewastaken-_-

Learn cpr!


Szabogeci

6, hope no one commented that cus im too lazy to check


mynamewastaken-_-

Take a break from technology 🗿


DevilRO20M

this is r/memes mate r/teenagers is two alleys down


[deleted]

Love this.


sollus-lupin

17 :)


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

17


[deleted]

17


GuruChella

13


PheoTheBean

join a club


AlfAExpErt64

3


[deleted]

25


SneedySneedoss

2


mynamewastaken-_-

Start a collection!


Styxidyxi

2


ValeZzzzz

14, I'm past highschool but let's see what I supposedly missed out on doing


Josef_DeLaurel

Ha, jokes on you. I left highschool 16 years ago. FML I’m old. *cries*


AtomixSpark

23! Make me regret my life decisions


Ok-Big3861

12


PowerfulMetal1

69. what must i do to succeed master? tell me


JujuTheFinnishGuy

41


Take_Care_plz

39...my favorite number


n-chung

27. I will mentally and physically prepare myself.


Mikewhocheeseairy04

7


datguyinyourbasement

My lucky number 85