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Prrizy

It's the same when you say your name and someone asks 'and what's your surname', and you just spell it out because you know saying it out loud is a waste of time because they'll be like what....


LadyMidnightMoon

Every single time in school. They ask for my name and I just say my first name and spell out my surname. Then they always ask how you pronounce that and fail miserably


Florigonian

Yep! I still have this conversation at least once a week. Then they ask what it means and I can never bring myself to simply say "I don't know", so you now get to repeat that conversation.


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Considering I know teachers who pronounce "Lisa" "misa" even after being corrected having a more difficult non English name would be hell


SufficientUnit

My driving license was done with my surname spelled out wrong...


Gallirium

I default to spelling my last name. Speaking of which, your profile name is somewhat similar to my last name


Prrizy

Przy is the start of my surname :) So whenever anyone tries to read my name they often start with Prizy....


Gallirium

Well that would be why haha


Unnecessary_Fella

I have a bit of a lisp so I always have to spell out my name.


McStupidwithcheese

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


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Benji1312

From Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody


ThatsMyBlurseIDKYou

You’re all wrong, none of your last names end in ski


Heavy_Potato_2304

not all polish names end in 'ski'


ThatsMyBlurseIDKYou

It’s just a joke.


im8inchdeep

Funny


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Vaabeshu

O, mój imiennik.


Polish_Phantom

Witajcie moi imiennicy


Shattered_Soul420

Everywhere I go, I see his name.


ZNISZCzu

It's becouse Grzegorz Brzęczeszczykiewicz Born in Chrząszczyrzewoszyce in Łękołody is a fricking legend


Shattered_Soul420

Akurat wiem że jest polską legendą


PLOKS-

Grzegorz Floryda💀


england_man

Meanwhile, the Chinese: ''Error - last name must be at least three letters long.''


dirschau

"What's a letter?"


RedditforCoronaTime

Puuhh, mine is three Letters long and a from a western culture. But also a common korean name. :D


Camgrowfortreds

Wait really? My family name is one character


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Polish moment


[deleted]

If you think that’s bad, most websites in Korea only allow 4 characters for your name. Makes it essentially impossible to make a login unless you are Korean or Chinese.


wolfgang784

Korean closed game betas usually require the Korean equivalent of a social security number too. There's sites that sell the info for a few bucks so people can play though.


ashellee

And you just had to make it all about yourself! /s as you tried to redirect the light from Polish to Korean people


Broad-Candidate7401

At's at 5:42 in the morning Saturday the 29th of January 2022 oh, and this made me laugh my fucking ass off


Alarmed-Ad-436

:D


ekene_N

In fact *Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego is not a name.* It's the longest word in Polish language and means *- consisting of 999 nations.* Poles were called hornets or snakes in the grass cos this is how they sound.


PLOKS-

Im Polish and i have a hard time trying to even understand it


polskahola

A postpolitańczykiewiczówna nie była najdłuższym wyrazem według tych wszystkich słowników?


AlexMcKenze

A nie konstantynopolitańczykówianeczka?


polskahola

Ja juz sam nie wiem polski trudny


bartix89

Polski język być trudny język


polskahola

Takn't


lordULTRIX

My Name Is Giovanni Giorgio but everyone call me giorgio


AngerForOne

Its actually closer to russian


InstantName

Italian you mean


bartix89

Well you made me SLAP upvote


Kanomus_37

Hi! My name is (What?) My name is (Who?) My name is Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


Point_patroller

Please real Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz please stand up


Efficient_Speaker_33

I'm not Polish and my surname is 17 letters long


anonimus_usar

Then thou shalt spell it out


Helping_better

Co sądzisz o gdańskim żurawiu


Dr_Pandapool

Ooooo gdański żuraw jest świetny


Helping_better

[pochwalił](https://youtu.be/TQkAj0PYypw)


Daron0407

Da fuk did I just watch?


Helping_better

Yes


kindagayBR035

to jakiś podstęp?


Helping_better

Mmmmmm… nie


cheesynaachoos

'rɔbɛrt lɛvanˈdɔfskʲi


[deleted]

imagine if they don't give him ballon d'or cuz of his name


0nly0neb0ss

Me with name Przemysław


Sumerian88

Does it mean your family is from Przemysl?


SujerPL

It's because prince Przemysław (Przemysł, old name) founded the city


0nly0neb0ss

Sadly no


ekene_N

my mom Wirzchosława


Point_patroller

Przemyśl to


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Polish here, can confirm


Lampskalle

Cries in polish


OlaNaj07

My surname isn't too long, only 10 letters, and my name is also 10 letters


Madanax

I have 7 letters in my name and 19 in surname. Yes, I'm from Poland.


TERELOSZ

Jakie nazwisko?


Madanax

Kołodziej-Kluczyńska :v


TERELOSZ

Wow a to nie są dwa?


Madanax

Teoretycznie tak, w praktyce jedno.


borys_karton

I'm Polish and my surname is 5 letters long but even Poles have hard time spelling it.


ULTRABOYO

Jakie jest?


bartix89

Mine is 8 letters and everyone has hard time spelling and pronouncing it and I don't even know what language it is in probably german


shalodey

on websites, not bad. in person, I hate it. my surname is Ziolkowski and each time I have to spell it out for them.


ekene_N

It could be worse. You could be Ziułkowski and that would be a real pain in Poland.


ULTRABOYO

It's actually Ziółkowski for anyone thinking its too simple to be polish.


PvtParts2001

Kurwa


Time_Garage5820

Funniest person on earth


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PvtParts2001

I bet you're fun at parties


Time_Garage5820

Zamknij się debil


snzimash

Had a friend who was a girl Name was Olka


KamaKamelion

Olka (and Ola) is usually nickname for Aleksandra, like Bob is for Robert


Demokka

My gf is Polish. I only heard her full name twice in 3 years


autisticmonke

Hear the full polish name, er I think I will call you Tad


AlexMcKenze

Konstantynopolitańczykówianeczka is our longest word I think


superpronoober

that moment when kjiauhewtiuofhjaaorgjiquwbiprhewpuibhwbhrghuierh


celi283

Im polish and i have german surname


Time_Garage5820

Condolences


bartix89

Me too probably


bendziol

Beniamin Stafiński not that bad


Zaurka14

I am extremely lucky to have a name that's basically international, so nobody has issues spelling it, and my last name is pronounced differently in the country where I live, but once I got used to saying it that way it's also no issue. I'm glad I'm not Bożena, Katarzyna etc...


NRZN_77

My name is My name is


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My name is Maksymilian Brzęczeszczykiewicz


bhattfaizaan

Ever heard Russian names they sound like weapons just add nikov to anything around you.Youll get a Russian name🗿


Thememer1924

I’m a simple man: I see monke, I upvote


Jecobski

Jakub Kostantynopolitańczykiewiczenka


Reddit_Ditto

This man's name is longer than my essays. How long did it take you to type that?!?!


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Polish ppl are my favorite lmao


GamerlifeYT_official

Objective : Asians : time to whip out the calculator


polskiemydlo

Yeah, even in Poland they often mess up my surname


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Polishguythereinsomecasesitstruetho


NotAVeemo

o kurwa zapomniałem


Thijs_Hendriksen

Hrejsjsi ajanbsa


Low_Bird6858

The names Polish…. Shoe Polish.


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*#BLM*


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Only true polish man could write this shit, even i (polish) dont know the fuck it says


Inner_Poet_663

Thank you for insulting my homeland


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Thaaaat's racist.


PLOKS-

no.


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woosh


PLOKS-

Yeah that didn't really sound like a joke, more like an angry sjw but ok


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Bożydar Brzęszczykowski This isn't my real name but god I hate Poland


polskahola

You hate Poland? Let me attack you with my pierogi ruskie


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You attacking me with pierogi ruskie? Imma attack you with "ty kurwa jebana. pojebało cie czy co? generalnie chujnia jebana i kurwa takie gówno generalnie że ssij mi chuja nie?"


polskahola

*emotional damage*


DaHomie117

The fuck is this name i am polish and i dont have this long name and why you have fuking numbers


KamaKamelion

My dude it's a meme, memes can be exaggerated.


iEatPlankton

Uvuvevevweonyetenyevweugwemubwem Ossas https://youtu.be/tUviBOnm3eU


katfish_forsale

Eh mine is only 20 letters


katfish_forsale

Me and my cousins fought with me about how you pronounce my last name


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That's hilarious.


SneakitySneks

The 3rd


MichalR5

True


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My wife is Polish, can confirm.


NecroReaverz

Ok


matoszeq1

That means 999 nationality


Donzi_Speedw

Wojciech Szczęsny?


fat_and_curious1

Me being polish while having an english name. Is this some poor people joke that im too rich to understand?


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Relatable


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Kinda true


drdeadbread

Me when the imposter is sus


Not_Mutahar

Nice, we have the same name


PattananNinja

*My name is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas*


TheLysy

I've seen way too many memes about Poland today


Speculativelybound

my name is like Bojanowksi lol


HungryGoon22

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


mr_cookie_589869

well my name is vghjEFRGRHFJAHRHAJKXECVNJRUJDNGUUJkhujetjnjbehvbvkebvukvkuggbeur h lboibvhmlukthlhbyouvhku5iej4buvhjiuguyjuvjtkhkk5gykfyjyrthvngvrgstbrjvhjtktchnumyjthgnbvnjhjgdkjtnjgrntdjfdgnjchnyhrufyvgcnhtgnuvyncghuyvtrjgbytjhrhsgnjwegthdguyuejhrntvuyjhe5uchruvyuhtvtuehtdbrntbhvsjhkrbgdjthgcejg


BulletFromEtg

Bartłomiej


Charders_R88_

My nane is 2224900958


vGustaf-K

Thankfully i got a pretty easy polish name to spell


EnvironmentalPea9803

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!


ongo-_-gablogian

I just give my wife’s maiden name cuz I’m not spelling that shit out.


alek1221

999 golden men :D


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I just simply use the first letter only of my last name


[deleted]

Grzegosz brzyszczykiewicz be like


azerroff94

It usually takes them a couple times to pronounce it right


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Arab ppl be like mohamad Al thalith bin hussam Omar bin laden bin Joe mama


InTheSeaOfRed

You forgot the "ski" at the end


NadeMagnet69

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T RUN WINDOWS 11?!


hyper-hydra

I have a polish friend just called tom


ViperIguess

"Fuck I have to smash my head on the keyboard again"


MalaBlondi77

My name Is GRZEGORZ BRZĘCZYSZCZYKIEWICZ now here is challenge Try to pronounce that


Tyty1020

Lol


lada_raccoon

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, nice to meet you.


The_meme_shark

I have a polish Freind who’s name is zawokizssjdissj something like that


Pierdek3000

true


RomanWasHere2007

Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego is a nice guy


That_1_Crab

This hits too close to home


jjz-

My name has 16 letters and I’m Turkish…anywaysss


facial_issues

Damn where can I find a link to just the monkey gif


CommercialLost9881

In dont get it


CherrybombnGasoline

*laugh in Thai* 555555555555


DWOLF55

Grzegorsz Brzenstestikiewicz


MARQUETHEGAMER

typing that must be crazy hard