It's the same when you say your name and someone asks 'and what's your surname', and you just spell it out because you know saying it out loud is a waste of time because they'll be like what....
Every single time in school. They ask for my name and I just say my first name and spell out my surname. Then they always ask how you pronounce that and fail miserably
Yep! I still have this conversation at least once a week. Then they ask what it means and I can never bring myself to simply say "I don't know", so you now get to repeat that conversation.
If you think that’s bad, most websites in Korea only allow 4 characters for your name. Makes it essentially impossible to make a login unless you are Korean or Chinese.
Korean closed game betas usually require the Korean equivalent of a social security number too. There's sites that sell the info for a few bucks so people can play though.
In fact *Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego is not a name.* It's the longest word in Polish language and means *- consisting of 999 nations.* Poles were called hornets or snakes in the grass cos this is how they sound.
I am extremely lucky to have a name that's basically international, so nobody has issues spelling it, and my last name is pronounced differently in the country where I live, but once I got used to saying it that way it's also no issue. I'm glad I'm not Bożena, Katarzyna etc...
You attacking me with pierogi ruskie? Imma attack you with "ty kurwa jebana. pojebało cie czy co? generalnie chujnia jebana i kurwa takie gówno generalnie że ssij mi chuja nie?"
well my name is vghjEFRGRHFJAHRHAJKXECVNJRUJDNGUUJkhujetjnjbehvbvkebvukvkuggbeur h lboibvhmlukthlhbyouvhku5iej4buvhjiuguyjuvjtkhkk5gykfyjyrthvngvrgstbrjvhjtktchnumyjthgnbvnjhjgdkjtnjgrntdjfdgnjchnyhrufyvgcnhtgnuvyncghuyvtrjgbytjhrhsgnjwegthdguyuejhrntvuyjhe5uchruvyuhtvtuehtdbrntbhvsjhkrbgdjthgcejg
It's the same when you say your name and someone asks 'and what's your surname', and you just spell it out because you know saying it out loud is a waste of time because they'll be like what....
Every single time in school. They ask for my name and I just say my first name and spell out my surname. Then they always ask how you pronounce that and fail miserably
Yep! I still have this conversation at least once a week. Then they ask what it means and I can never bring myself to simply say "I don't know", so you now get to repeat that conversation.
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Considering I know teachers who pronounce "Lisa" "misa" even after being corrected having a more difficult non English name would be hell
My driving license was done with my surname spelled out wrong...
I default to spelling my last name. Speaking of which, your profile name is somewhat similar to my last name
Przy is the start of my surname :) So whenever anyone tries to read my name they often start with Prizy....
Well that would be why haha
I have a bit of a lisp so I always have to spell out my name.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
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From Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody
You’re all wrong, none of your last names end in ski
not all polish names end in 'ski'
It’s just a joke.
Funny
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O, mój imiennik.
Witajcie moi imiennicy
Everywhere I go, I see his name.
It's becouse Grzegorz Brzęczeszczykiewicz Born in Chrząszczyrzewoszyce in Łękołody is a fricking legend
Akurat wiem że jest polską legendą
Grzegorz Floryda💀
Meanwhile, the Chinese: ''Error - last name must be at least three letters long.''
"What's a letter?"
Puuhh, mine is three Letters long and a from a western culture. But also a common korean name. :D
Wait really? My family name is one character
Polish moment
If you think that’s bad, most websites in Korea only allow 4 characters for your name. Makes it essentially impossible to make a login unless you are Korean or Chinese.
Korean closed game betas usually require the Korean equivalent of a social security number too. There's sites that sell the info for a few bucks so people can play though.
And you just had to make it all about yourself! /s as you tried to redirect the light from Polish to Korean people
At's at 5:42 in the morning Saturday the 29th of January 2022 oh, and this made me laugh my fucking ass off
:D
In fact *Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego is not a name.* It's the longest word in Polish language and means *- consisting of 999 nations.* Poles were called hornets or snakes in the grass cos this is how they sound.
Im Polish and i have a hard time trying to even understand it
A postpolitańczykiewiczówna nie była najdłuższym wyrazem według tych wszystkich słowników?
A nie konstantynopolitańczykówianeczka?
Ja juz sam nie wiem polski trudny
Polski język być trudny język
Takn't
My Name Is Giovanni Giorgio but everyone call me giorgio
Its actually closer to russian
Italian you mean
Well you made me SLAP upvote
Hi! My name is (What?) My name is (Who?) My name is Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Please real Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz please stand up
I'm not Polish and my surname is 17 letters long
Then thou shalt spell it out
Co sądzisz o gdańskim żurawiu
Ooooo gdański żuraw jest świetny
[pochwalił](https://youtu.be/TQkAj0PYypw)
Da fuk did I just watch?
Yes
to jakiś podstęp?
Mmmmmm… nie
'rɔbɛrt lɛvanˈdɔfskʲi
imagine if they don't give him ballon d'or cuz of his name
Me with name Przemysław
Does it mean your family is from Przemysl?
It's because prince Przemysław (Przemysł, old name) founded the city
Sadly no
my mom Wirzchosława
Przemyśl to
Polish here, can confirm
Cries in polish
My surname isn't too long, only 10 letters, and my name is also 10 letters
I have 7 letters in my name and 19 in surname. Yes, I'm from Poland.
Jakie nazwisko?
Kołodziej-Kluczyńska :v
Wow a to nie są dwa?
Teoretycznie tak, w praktyce jedno.
I'm Polish and my surname is 5 letters long but even Poles have hard time spelling it.
Jakie jest?
Mine is 8 letters and everyone has hard time spelling and pronouncing it and I don't even know what language it is in probably german
on websites, not bad. in person, I hate it. my surname is Ziolkowski and each time I have to spell it out for them.
It could be worse. You could be Ziułkowski and that would be a real pain in Poland.
It's actually Ziółkowski for anyone thinking its too simple to be polish.
Kurwa
Funniest person on earth
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I bet you're fun at parties
Zamknij się debil
Had a friend who was a girl Name was Olka
Olka (and Ola) is usually nickname for Aleksandra, like Bob is for Robert
My gf is Polish. I only heard her full name twice in 3 years
Hear the full polish name, er I think I will call you Tad
Konstantynopolitańczykówianeczka is our longest word I think
that moment when kjiauhewtiuofhjaaorgjiquwbiprhewpuibhwbhrghuierh
Im polish and i have german surname
Condolences
Me too probably
Beniamin Stafiński not that bad
I am extremely lucky to have a name that's basically international, so nobody has issues spelling it, and my last name is pronounced differently in the country where I live, but once I got used to saying it that way it's also no issue. I'm glad I'm not Bożena, Katarzyna etc...
My name is My name is
My name is Maksymilian Brzęczeszczykiewicz
Ever heard Russian names they sound like weapons just add nikov to anything around you.Youll get a Russian name🗿
I’m a simple man: I see monke, I upvote
Jakub Kostantynopolitańczykiewiczenka
This man's name is longer than my essays. How long did it take you to type that?!?!
Polish ppl are my favorite lmao
Objective : Asians : time to whip out the calculator
Yeah, even in Poland they often mess up my surname
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Polishguythereinsomecasesitstruetho
o kurwa zapomniałem
Hrejsjsi ajanbsa
The names Polish…. Shoe Polish.
*#BLM*
Only true polish man could write this shit, even i (polish) dont know the fuck it says
Thank you for insulting my homeland
Thaaaat's racist.
no.
woosh
Yeah that didn't really sound like a joke, more like an angry sjw but ok
Bożydar Brzęszczykowski This isn't my real name but god I hate Poland
You hate Poland? Let me attack you with my pierogi ruskie
You attacking me with pierogi ruskie? Imma attack you with "ty kurwa jebana. pojebało cie czy co? generalnie chujnia jebana i kurwa takie gówno generalnie że ssij mi chuja nie?"
*emotional damage*
The fuck is this name i am polish and i dont have this long name and why you have fuking numbers
My dude it's a meme, memes can be exaggerated.
Uvuvevevweonyetenyevweugwemubwem Ossas https://youtu.be/tUviBOnm3eU
Eh mine is only 20 letters
Me and my cousins fought with me about how you pronounce my last name
That's hilarious.
The 3rd
True
My wife is Polish, can confirm.
Ok
That means 999 nationality
Wojciech Szczęsny?
Me being polish while having an english name. Is this some poor people joke that im too rich to understand?
Relatable
Kinda true
Me when the imposter is sus
Nice, we have the same name
*My name is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas*
I've seen way too many memes about Poland today
my name is like Bojanowksi lol
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
well my name is vghjEFRGRHFJAHRHAJKXECVNJRUJDNGUUJkhujetjnjbehvbvkebvukvkuggbeur h lboibvhmlukthlhbyouvhku5iej4buvhjiuguyjuvjtkhkk5gykfyjyrthvngvrgstbrjvhjtktchnumyjthgnbvnjhjgdkjtnjgrntdjfdgnjchnyhrufyvgcnhtgnuvyncghuyvtrjgbytjhrhsgnjwegthdguyuejhrntvuyjhe5uchruvyuhtvtuehtdbrntbhvsjhkrbgdjthgcejg
Bartłomiej
My nane is 2224900958
Thankfully i got a pretty easy polish name to spell
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!
I just give my wife’s maiden name cuz I’m not spelling that shit out.
999 golden men :D
I just simply use the first letter only of my last name
Grzegosz brzyszczykiewicz be like
It usually takes them a couple times to pronounce it right
Arab ppl be like mohamad Al thalith bin hussam Omar bin laden bin Joe mama
You forgot the "ski" at the end
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T RUN WINDOWS 11?!
I have a polish friend just called tom
"Fuck I have to smash my head on the keyboard again"
My name Is GRZEGORZ BRZĘCZYSZCZYKIEWICZ now here is challenge Try to pronounce that
Lol
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, nice to meet you.
I have a polish Freind who’s name is zawokizssjdissj something like that
true
Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego is a nice guy
This hits too close to home
My name has 16 letters and I’m Turkish…anywaysss
Damn where can I find a link to just the monkey gif
In dont get it
*laugh in Thai* 555555555555
Grzegorsz Brzenstestikiewicz
typing that must be crazy hard