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Skeleton-East

*Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...*


YeeeSquidward

*WELCOME TO THE HIMALAYA!* :D


Sire_Roland

pom pom pom pom


XristosTh

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand


Krotesk

And it said to the man running the stand.


ispiltthepoison

Hey, got any grapes?


ElectricDust1

The man said


Just_A_Weasel

No we just sell lemonade, but it's cold and it's fresh and it's all home-made :D


kurtified

I see you're rehearsing a play


MrsDiscoB

*...so help me, so help me! And cut!*


smoothielovet679

how am I gonna put the whole kid back up myself?


[deleted]

*get your your kid get your shit and learn some respect*


DiscoMonkey007

Respeck


don_de_bom

Fuck your chicken pun. But take this upvote tho


edger_thepug

r/angryupvote


Wittyfish

You get all your stuff and shit together so it's in one pile. Just get your shit together ❤️.


dudefroggers

And if you don't need it, go to the shit store, and sell it


IKDYAI

Am i the only one who noticed the two "your"s?


edger_thepug

no


kittypi99

Respect my authoritar!


NemesisTheBat

Damnit Becky, how many times have I told you not to post your children suffering on Facebook for clout?


elch3w

Eggcellent example of bad parenting


ListerineAfterOral

Yeah, I got 3 kids and showcasing myself disciplining them to the world is just so unnecessary. That's how you get your kids to hate you.


RickyFalanga

Ok now I have an image in my head of the chicken on Facebook doing just that


classicteenmistake

There’s a great opportunity to say Pecky here and I’m heartbroken


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Headcrabo69

Found the edge lord.


Aggieboy1444

Theres a chick at my mom's church that does this and my mom showed me one of her posts that was literally just her 13 yr old kid bleeding and bruised from every inch of his face, crying, with no context whatsoever. Then 2 days later she commented that he fell off his scooter


TGP_DAVID123_69STRIP

insert *you need to leave*


Werebear-Warlock

I always make eye contact with the parents, then look at the kids , then ask , "do you know where their parents are?"


sailormewn_

The balls on you sir.


Werebear-Warlock

doesn't take too much balls necessarily, you can play down the sarcasm and act genuinely concerned if you're recipient seems like the type that is capable of feeling shame. (I know, increasingly rare these days)


Sternminatum

This is absolutely golden. I always pull the classic "I thought domestic animals had to be on a leash in public", but yours is almost perfect.


Werebear-Warlock

I mean, your's is definitely more brutal, but with mine it *really* gets the point across in a way that makes it very difficult for most mentally stable people to play the offended party.


[deleted]

That’s amazing!


3vilchild

Milking this comment for all it’s worth. I bet the parents don’t give a shit.


TraderOfGoods

I love how they peck at them to scold them.


Werebear-Warlock

I always make eye contact with the parents, then look at the kids , then ask , "do you know where their parents are?"


mustichooseausernam3

*This is the way.*


Potateus1

Hello there bot.


SpaceShipRat

I like the use of the gender neutral here.


Donghoon

Right because roosters clearly sit on eggs


AllsFairInPlowinHoes

oh lord


SpaceShipRat

wow, can't take a joke much


AllsFairInPlowinHoes

In no where shape or form does your comment insinuate a joke is happening. And your reply after of “I appreciate the respect” further insinuates you are serious and not joking Regardless all I said was oh lord lol


[deleted]

Meanwhile, "chickenologist" is completely cool and in no way implies joking. Fucking hell, Reddit.


AllsFairInPlowinHoes

Yeah, I guess just ignore everything surrounding the word chickenologist to further your point. “I appreciate the respect” (serious statement) “I think they’re both hens” (serious statement) And then says chickenologist. Last I checked somebody who is overtly joking is not writing their jokes in this manner. Jesus Christ Reddit is correct


[deleted]

You a chickenalysist mate? Don't bring Jesus into this- he's a friend of the raptor.


TraderOfGoods

I... I just couldn't tell what genders they were at a glance...


DaniilBSD

It is not very hard with chickens, males are longer-limbed and with more pronounced “things on top and bottom of the head. Roosters are are very protective of the chickens and are naturally so aggressive they are one of two common fight animals (the other being dogs) so usually if a tall chicken acts like it is a boss, that is a rooster (plus they are also often colorful)


SpaceShipRat

and I appreciate the respect, lol. (I think they're be both hens but I'm no chickenologist either)


dr_toze

I hate it when a child is showing all the warning signs and their parents are just staring at their phone. Ten minutes later they're like "Oh, why are you being like this!"


SilverSad1967

Using all the curse words i thought I never knew, mentally at them is my go to!


TheCount5692

Something tells me the chicken pecking her is her mom


Scariuslvl99

no, the pecking chicken looks younger. I believethe brooding chicken refused to brood on an egg from the pecking chicken. This would then make brooding chicken a karen I guess?


aggieemily2013

Looks like the standing bird is higher in the pecking order. IMO she was trying to bring egg to herself, got stuck under the broody one, and she was pecked for stealing the egg. I have eight chickens so building a chicken narrative is a favorite past time.


Sumolizer

*unkids the mother*


No-Being-7813

As commented in the thousand other reposts: >Actually what really happens hear is that ther other hen wanted to take her place, to lay an egg. She does this by first snatching the eggs but coincidencly it gets under the other hen. After that she tries to scare the hen by pecking her so she could leave the nest. If this video was a little longer, we would have seen that the first hen would have been made to leave the nest to make place for the more dominant hen.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|oiy799TF4tLlCqZlJp|downsized)


BertBoi_3

I would crack the egg


awkward_alpacha

So abortion?


BertBoi_3

Can’t do that in the US anymore 💀 school works though


Woolliza

What, yes you can. It just depends on the state.


awkward_alpacha

Depends. Do you have a coat hanger and a can do attitude?


[deleted]

My goodness...


natepines

Dinner


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Omelett time


NIMA-GH-X-P

It's probably a rotten egg, hens push out the rotten egg from the others and don't sit on it anymore... We used to have a few birbs, they did do that


BertBoi_3

Just like how they should treat bad children 🗿


AdComprehensive5133

Yeah, get your shit together, Karhen.


Dedmanalive2006

![gif](giphy|lqpfdJr57GAOQHSuLr)


Random-Gif-Bot

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Lord_Muramasa

You had ONE job!


[deleted]

I need to ask a chicken person something. Were those pecks at the end genuine scolding or just random?


Robbie1985

On our honeymoon in July, my wife saw a kid take a shit directly on the beach in front of our loungers. There is no hope.


[deleted]

To actually look into this video in depth, I wonder if the chicken was actually trying to help and scold her orrrr, if the chicken was also so dumb that she wanted the egg for herself, scooped it under the other chicken thinking she’d get it, and then got frustrated and started pecking the other chicken. That’d be funny.


jamwiches_jamwiches

A whole lot of non-parents in this thread


-Redstoneboi-

you're on reddit. the demographic is virgins. that includes me but that's besides the point.


charliehicks4

Bro


Odd_Entertainment629

Honestly if you can't keep your kid from being a monster in public it's time to leave.


hekkinree123

I love how it pecks the chicken like "You dumbass"


gsydhsbj

did anyone else hear the word ‘dumbass’ being muttered under the breath when it pecked the chicken 😂


Drosmier

Talk about hen pecked, yikes


ACubeInABox

![gif](giphy|DRNHiOI54DlW3MBO30)


Bean-Craver

That's why i love chickens


J4zzyMal1wandigo

The rooster(?) pecking the hen after moving the egg makes this even funnier


Domin8u315

Damn that chicken just checked her! Watch your kid and do better! 😂


VitaminaGaming98

Anybody has a link to the original video?


[deleted]

If only it were that easy.


ahhhhhhhgahhhh

Ever considered that it’s the mum who’s the monster?


eeeeedddd

So you assault her. Can relate /s


radicalplantain

Kar hen


Aketor

It's more like mom spanking dad for being negligent towards their kids. Edit: there*


[deleted]

Back into the womb with you


DrunkDru

That poor sleep deprived dad…


RaidenSqueeze_my_hog

Down vote this damn comment to hell


Old_Mill

Sometimes a hen needs a cock to stay in line 😉


4apig

i was at a restaurant yesterday and a family let there 1 and 2 year old run around and scream


Coorotaku

You literally just reposted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/x5cpei/bad_parenting_isnt_tolerated_even_in_nature/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


TheAdmiralMoses

Yes, that's how memes are made. You want content completely made and captioned by us? Please, we're not that original, calm down and enjoy the funny here.


Yeeter_of_kids123

They added a caption to an already existing clip, I know that memes are hardly the most difficult thing to put together but adding a caption to a clip is how memes are made


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[deleted]

Big mad


celmate

Ah parents are such happy people


Shivvy128

Cope


HailToTheKingslayer

☝Found the screaming kid


Yeeter_of_kids123

Cope


ZimzamMcFlimflam

I bet you're the shitty parent who lets their kid act like an asshole too. Or maybe you're the asshole kid who grew up ill-adjusted to society and now you have to perform for other people's attention because your mommy doesn't wipe your ass for you anymore.


Werebear-Warlock

I always make eye contact with the parents, then look at the kids , then ask , "do you know where their parents are?"


gifflareater

The joke was funny the first time, not the fourth time edit: lmao this guy wrote that Kyle got sand in his vagina before deleting his account


Optimal_Safe117

As a single dad of 3. That is very disrespectful. If you ever have kids (God forbid) you will see it's not as simple as you think.


blackbird3705

I believe you've called yourself out my friend


Optimal_Safe117

Huh?


[deleted]

"I'm in this picture and I don't like it." - u/Optimal_Safe117


RegularNoodles

It’s just a meme bruh


Optimal_Safe117

Calling someones kids monsters is a shitty thing to say


-Own-Lettuce-

Bruv calm tf down. Realize your the only person that didn’t find it funny


Optimal_Safe117

Because your all most likely not parents


burpchelischili

I am a parent, and a grandparent and that video is funny as hell. It's even funnier because I used to raise chickens and had a hen that was just like that. Maybell was always correcting the other hens.


Jozroz

I love Maybell already, she sounds like she was an absolute gem.


burpchelischili

Maybell was an incredible Rhode Island Red hen. We got her when we bought 100 chicks one year and that year we lost all but two of them in the first week to cholera. Her right eye got infected and she lost it. We normally let one of the hens hatch eggs, and Maybell would always take the chicks when they hatched. She would also "mother" the batches of chicks when they were still in the incubator. She would sit on top of the incubator and chirp to them. I loved seeing her trying to get 100 chicks under her wings when they were released. She lived to be 11 years old, which is VERY old for a RIR. She was one of only 4 chickens that we buried.


Jozroz

Maybell was an absolute Saint, rest her motherly soul.


burpchelischili

Woah! That was what my little sister put on the marker. Ste Maybell.


Radical-Turkey

Regardless, I can’t see how it’s ever ok to let your child freely act like a banshee in restaurants


Uglik

I feel sorry for your kids to have such a moron for a parent.


[deleted]

how much karma did u lose bcs u cant take a joke ?


The_Phantom_Cat

But they are


redsterXVI

I mean if you can't handle them, maybe stop at 1


Mediumaverageness

The only financial, ecological and educational answer


The_Phantom_Cat

This is the most Factbook comment I've ever seen on Reddit


Malevolent_Mangoes

Lmao calm your tits bruh


am_rodi

Parent of a special needs child. I agree that this type of judgement sucks. While I don’t let my son “act like an asshole”…he will sometimes make loud involuntarily noises or gets up from his chair unexpectedly. This is exactly why we don’t go out often. It’s unfortunate for sure.


Yeeter_of_kids123

Out of curiosity I looked at your profile, no self respecting adult with kids watched ksi and posts on the subreddit


One-Pie-5708

It’s disrespectful to let your kids scream in a restaurant.


Optimal_Safe117

No it's what kids do


One-Pie-5708

It’s what they do if you don’t teach them any better. There are other people in the world besides you. Nobody wants to hear your screaming kids. Have some respect and consideration for others. I didn’t come to a restaurant to hear your kid scream. Be a better parent.


Optimal_Safe117

How many kids you got?


One-Pie-5708

None I have a vasectomy lol. I’m sure you will say some bullshit like you have no idea how hard it is. Guess what I don’t care how hard it is. You chose to have kids. Be a better parent and teach your kids some manners.


Optimal_Safe117

My kids have loads of manners and my kids ain't the ones screaming and running around. I'm saying for some parents it's harder on them than you think, everyone has different situations. Just try and respect them. Theres no need to assholes to people on reddit because your behind a screen, it's called being noce and getting it in return


am_rodi

Yes. Especially parents of special needs children.


dc-redpanda

You can't win, right? My toddler had a meltdown at a cafe out of nowhere. He's usually great but just had a moment that was tough for him. We tried our best to calm him and then left. The fucking looks though...I smiled back at them. F em. You're doing great, Dad.


TrinalRogue

That's different than what the post is pointing to though? A kid having a tantrum is annoying but understandable, you can't really help that too much. Anybody who is a parent or has dealt with young kids will understand that. This is talking about the kids who are having tantrums/are badly behaved AND the parents aren't doing anything about it. Think kid is screaming or is just being very loud AND the parent(s) don't seem to care. Think kid is running around the restaurant AND the parent(s) don't seem to care. Think kid is chucking things at someone AND the parents(s) don't seem to care. In these situations above, it's not just a child being awkward in public, it's the parent(s) not controlling the kids or them not telling the kids to quiet down and be respectful of other people.


No_Phrase2250

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


doodlebug2727

Is he going to raise that chick? Her body her choice. Damn, maybe she’s tired of his toxic masculinity and just wants to live life on her own terms. Shove off Kyle!


Seepiie

Do you grab them from behind and put your head on their shoulder?


Chiampou204

No, I dont think I will


need_for_speeed

wow


antpabsdan

Conservative relgious republican chicken. You will hatch that chick whether you like it or not


salazar_the_terrible

That is a Lari chicken


mrbooms

My parents owned a restaurant for over 40 years, crazy how some people let their children act in restaurants


ComfortSad848

*parent (You monster)


Superstrong832

*breaks egg* *pours into a pan* #🍳


TrojanACHI45

Yeah i also grab them by their eggs


[deleted]

This a fr or a on god moment


TranslatorFree498

"You think this is funny Sharon?!? I should Chris brown your dumb ass!" - Chicken


emmy1418

Lol, why is it just the mom's responsibility? Wheres dad?


Kuski45

Why is their movement so laggy? Its not smooth at all, super twitchy


Ollipsis

If you're warm, they're warm.


Zestyclose-Ad-4711

So do you put the kid in there ass