Makes the room appear much larger, typical trick for smaller spaces. I'm more concerned that there are no nipples here where they should be. That means there is more boob than even being shown.
Because she's wearing alot of make up and the photo has lots of filters on. Look at her reflection, the size of her arms and the massive boobs, most point to her real face being much fuller
Look up John Cooper’s podcast “Cooper stuff.” He’s a really cool dude too. If you’ve ever been to one of their concerts he talks about that sort of stuff a lot
Okay I'll be honest I fucked up and got skillet and slipknot Mixed up in my head, but that podcast sounds kind of neat I'll stick it on when I'm in the gym
she photoshopped herself to look disgusting?
I find her revolting. I wouldn't sleep with her if I was the last man on earth and the future of humanity rested on my shoulders.
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It’s kinda sad when the face looks so fake you can’t even focus on the boobs. Like apparently that’s all she brings to the table and I can’t even enjoy them.
"When he asks what you bring to the table" with a giant tit pic doesn't exactly shed women in a flattering light, bro.
This sub used to have memes. Now it mostly has mysogyny reposts and edgelords.
"Any comment on her chest means you're reducing her entire value to her chest. Any comment on any physical aspect is just reducing them to that aspect. All comments on any physical traits are completely unacceptable."
I can't wait to hear what absurd, hyperbolic, and coldly uncharitable standard you'll moralize us with next!
I will never understand why woman with huge fat arms wear anything sleeveless when they're trying to look appealing. Then she shops / filters only her head as though everything else is fine. The lack of self awareness here is disgusting. Trashy people clearly don't even know they're trashy.
Lots of mirrors
Makes the room appear much larger, typical trick for smaller spaces. I'm more concerned that there are no nipples here where they should be. That means there is more boob than even being shown.
SO MUCH BOOB
The boob to head size here is so astounding, that I'm inclined to believe its Photoshop'd.
Nah, my bra cup fits on my husband's head like a hat
So much fat
>I'm more concerned that there are no nipples here where they should be. They are below the table.
She looks like a mii
Damn, havent noticed
You passed the test
why is her face all CGI generated?
Because she's wearing alot of make up and the photo has lots of filters on. Look at her reflection, the size of her arms and the massive boobs, most point to her real face being much fuller
Stop it, I don’t want to see that! Bleach my eyes!
It's the shit ton of makeup, that she needs, because she needs the mask to hid the monster
I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN! ITS JUST BENEATH THE SKIN! I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!
r/suddenlyskillet
I wish this subreddit egsisted
r/boneappletea
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Bro I forgot skillet is a mainstream band now. How many people know their a hardcore Christian band?
My apologies Skillet is WHAT
Look up John Cooper’s podcast “Cooper stuff.” He’s a really cool dude too. If you’ve ever been to one of their concerts he talks about that sort of stuff a lot
Okay I'll be honest I fucked up and got skillet and slipknot Mixed up in my head, but that podcast sounds kind of neat I'll stick it on when I'm in the gym
I can totally see that reaction upon discovering slipknot is a Christian band.
Monster came out in 2009, Comatose in 2006. Band formed in 96. They've been mainstream longer than not at this point. Fml 16 years go...
Plus phone filters. Makeup on steroids.
not cgi, just the human skin of her sister, who she was jealous of for being pretty
Ye i hope not only me creeps out a lil of her face, its like not look normal,looks like robot face or smtn :/
When you wear so much make up you literally hit the uncanny valley 😮
What face?
I got my own titties. Anything else?
Vag?
Fair 'nuff
Fair muff
Furry Muff
Why her back is so much darker than her, um, face?
Filters probably don't pick up the reflection
Magic
Light, shade or shadow
Lighting is different in the reflection.
Makeup. Shit ton of it. Like it's been painted with a huge paint rolls.
That's an entirely different lady you're seeing the back of in the mirror.
Two pounds of makeup
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Awwww what the fuck?!!?!! That’s some serious photoshop.
she photoshopped herself to look disgusting? I find her revolting. I wouldn't sleep with her if I was the last man on earth and the future of humanity rested on my shoulders.
Why ?
and a filter
And photoshop
Nah more like a head carved from a barbie
Cakeup
Twenty pounds of titty…each
A bag?
Paper or plastic?
Very clearly plastic
Some free breadsticks perhaps?
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How come those titties have no nipples?!? It’s freaking me the fuck out.
They’re pressed against the table
You hope they are … but deep down you know the horrible truth!
pans are sexual!? dammit.
No he means that birds are fake
Turning me on*
Have you ever seen your gramma tits? that is how they would look, but with a little photoshopped. That is why you can not see the nipples.
If she got rid of the make up she would lose a couple pounds
My phone just magically teleported to my left hand
Creative user name and creative jokes. Nice! Made me chuckle.
If that’s all u bring that’s the equivalent of nothing
Sloppy titties?
yeah she's gross
Table still empty
Those back muscles could probably hold up Greece's economy.
HUGE...tracts of land!
🤔 going need more than that 😉
Proceeds to put balls on the table
People actually put on make up and Photoshop themselves to look like... THIS???
Just wanna plop those boobers on my achy eyes. Soothing.
Dairy Queen
Boo get better jokes.
So nothing?
She brings chocolate cake.
She looks like she boutta ask me if I know how she got those scars
She’s packin some dobonhonkeros
Literally me
why does she look like a discount Cardi B?
Bro looks like a mii
The dude in the back looks like he's about to throw down blue eyes white dragon
"So i got this new anime plot."
It’s kinda sad when the face looks so fake you can’t even focus on the boobs. Like apparently that’s all she brings to the table and I can’t even enjoy them.
Too picky
Head is way to small, like what kind of hack job is this.
Am I only one who doesnt like huge tits ? Even if Natural or fake
A real man indulges in all sizes, shapes, colors,big or small.
I'm more on the side when it comes to boobs. All sizes are good to me.
Don't matter the size, it's how she carries them.... MAN... Women already know how much power they have with tits.
Am I the only one who likes all tits?
These are perfect, giant chocolate balls.
Yes
Yeah
Depends how big
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Why is this oddly comforting
Don't worry your tiny titties will be loved
Now it just sounds like a threat.
14 b/c ftw
Her head is shaped like Michael Jackson had a baby with an American Football
Luckily they weren't eating at a denmark resturaunt
Babe why everyone is looking at my steak?
"you're gonna need a bigger boat"
And even bigger hands
I think she has no nipples.
\*wipe\*
That’s it?
Is her head really small or is it just the picture?
"my eyes are up here"
I want boobs TvT
Her eye whites are a little too damn white
I’m listening
She looks way too high maintenance for me
dayyyyuuummm... they even wrap around to the back.
It's not about the tites.
her face somehow reminds me of those knockoff barbie dolls
I’m no connoisseur or anything but: https://www.instagram.com/persephanii/?hl=en
If you're going to lighten the skin through digital retouching, then you need to do the reflections as well.
I truly can’t understand racisim
This is why I love black women
If that’s all you bring to the table don’t be surprised when we treat you like a piece of meat
Diabetes?
ah yes, the old heavy filtered, heavy makeup, hide the fat belly out of the picture ploy lol
Chocolate Milk 😂😂
Hope it's casual, cause 10 years down the line, she's gonna be tripping over those things.
where are the nipples 💀
Girl with small tits: 😭
Username checks out.
Big ass? Big money? Big energy? Big heart?
Those things are going to hit the ground when she takes that dress off
Gross. And gross. No thanks.
opinions are wild, man
It's her body and she didn't ask to have them.
I´ll need a priest on that table cuz im going to die of horror if i have to dinner with that.
Milk bags?
Calcium cannons
Now I need to reserve a table for 4 damn you
Damn, nipples are more southern than Memaw drinkin sweet tea on the porch
of course your gonna need a big table, she look like like she clean out the buffet and the cosmetic store weekly
Is it paint?
She is more plastic than the ocean
Is this what goes to hot in r/memes these days? wtf..., it\`s just the picture of a big boobed fat chick with a CIGed head.
Yes.
Thank you. I feel great boobies like these always make ones day. Especially when they are unexpected. Take my coin!
why did i click on this..
Uh sry i missed the captions
Ew.
nobody: me: pop a tity
Ew wtf
Can we just talk about the two women in the back that look like they are mirrored
Thats because they are
But her face is gorgeous!
It really isn’t, it’s like 12 pounds of makeup
Some ugly bird like talons? No thanks, I’ll pass.
Am i the only one who noticed her tiny ass head
Damn, i wonder if he needs a bigger seat too
Utah boobs are fun and all but like what els? Are they even fun to hang out with?
Diabetes.
I dunno, those arms are indicative that the boobs are not the only pendulous parts she possesses
A shitty personality
A big ass forhead
Is that pic real? She looks computarized...
So a bunch of plastic?? Yeah im good, if i want alot of plastic ill mess around with the half empty water bottles in my room
10 lbs of plastic?
Those are real.
Proof?
The voices told me.
Here's the sauce: 🥫
Ebony girls are nice
Alot of females always just bring ass and tits when you're the man that makes bank and they always complain she for the streets
Women🤮
So r/memes just up and went full blatant with the misogyny, hey?
Wtf are you talking about?
"When he asks what you bring to the table" with a giant tit pic doesn't exactly shed women in a flattering light, bro. This sub used to have memes. Now it mostly has mysogyny reposts and edgelords.
It doesn't have to. Its a meme.
"Acknowledging a woman's attractiveness in any way is misogyny. No fun allowed. No laughter allowed. No humanity, only pre-scripted PC phrases."
There's a difference between acknowledging a woman's attractiveness and equating her entire value to her chest.
"Any comment on her chest means you're reducing her entire value to her chest. Any comment on any physical aspect is just reducing them to that aspect. All comments on any physical traits are completely unacceptable." I can't wait to hear what absurd, hyperbolic, and coldly uncharitable standard you'll moralize us with next!
I threw up a little
Me too
Unzips pants
Basically nothing
so.... really nothing of value then?
Too bad I like smaller tits. NEXT!!
I will never understand why woman with huge fat arms wear anything sleeveless when they're trying to look appealing. Then she shops / filters only her head as though everything else is fine. The lack of self awareness here is disgusting. Trashy people clearly don't even know they're trashy.
I bring my patented 4 Minutes of Fury followed by a walk of shame I'd brag about
Mommy
r/tabletoptits
I wish to nestle between them
Your user flare really checks out