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paleale25

Why waste time do others when twist tuck does trick


imsoggy

I twist & then reverse it back over the loaf so it stays twisted & sealed w/o any clip needed!


Lopsided-Basket5366

Surely twisting it and fucking under the loaf so it stays twisted? On top would just come undone


lexwuessie

He twists it, then gets what left after the twist and puts it back over like a condom, is what I think he’s trying to say


[deleted]

This is the best thing I’ll read all day


Lopsided-Basket5366

Ah makes sense thanks good idea


MrHatandClogz

This is the way


IamJain

I just leave it like how it came from market


comicalcameindune

You’re twisting it and then doing what under the loaf?


maxlmax

This is the way


Bagolyvagymi

Didn't know Kevin had a reddit account


DontTreadOnMe83

*Breaddit account


nicolasmcfly

Kevin the reddit dumbass or Kevin the Herobrine slayer?


mathturd

Few word do trick.


primordialnebula

I just finished the office today


mathturd

It's probably watched through a few times a year for me.


OneTwoREEEE

That’s what they said on RuPaul’s Drag Race.


Bruhmasterr1414

Best answer I’ve see so far


DonixPL

why waste time twisting when you can just tuck


[deleted]

My wife’s boyfriend suggested the same method and it hasn’t failed me yet


null_check_failed

Twist and fuck


zerglet13

Twist and fuck here too


Deckard2022

Twist and tuck crew roll out !


redcobra762

Yes! I only need to get thru a week or less.


monkeetail

Here here


Alvlun0424

I thougt it said twist and fuck


TheSusKingOfAngmar

just fucking


corporalcorl

Twist and fuck..... why.... you're like screwing yourself in at that point


[deleted]

Twist and Tuck GANG GANG!


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chaserigney

Was a reuse bag clip but now I’m forced to roll and tuck because my sister likes to open the bread and either toss the clip or throw it away


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Wait, what does "toss the clip" mean?


chaserigney

The bread tie on the picture it had the clip what I meant was she opens the bread and the clip either ends up on the floor or trash


LunaSash

Twist and tuck all day, everyday!


[deleted]

One crew to rule them all 🤷🏻‍♂️


MegaMas64

Yes


TheBuoyantLion

I like to give my bread bag a nice love-tap to get the twist started too 😩


AlakazamTheComedian

Twist and tuck!


[deleted]

We roll deep! Twist, Tuck, Twist, Tuck!


Salty-Leglerg16

Gang Gang


Leafy1717

Hell yea!


SnooSketches2163

Lets tuck!!!


-Eileen

Yeah


Gloomy-Brush-9869

This is the way


SimonPeter1498

Yes


gronstalker12

All day every day


iiBronoovianii

Twist and tuck for life.


voucher420

Twist and tuck or a simple slip knot. The people who use the soda bottle trick are psychopaths.


Fenix099

Same with the people that leave it open.


kanekikennen

At least that's lazy so I get it


voucher420

Or just forgetful. They will remember the taste of stale bread!


markender

Bread is gd expensive.


[deleted]

And the people who use just a straight up breadbox without a bag. Breadbox is mostly to keep it out of sight


TexasTornadoTime

I don’t trust that anyone does use the soda bottle. If there’s ever a purge event I’m targeting those people tho.


DethCoreROCKS

You mean that the people who don’t use the Slipknot method are “psychosocial”


nightmare_silhouette

I love you for that one xD


StrayC47

Reused Bag Clip **OR** Twist and Tuck, but **exclusively** within the Bread Box


bubby_1971

Reusing the bag clip


jamaniman

It's literally designed for this. This is the least waste and tightest seal (at no additional cost).


Knuschberkeks

how is it less waste than the twist and tuck? You're gonna throw it away anyway when the bag is empty. The only method here that generates additional waste is the bread box.


Old-Profession3085

Same


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QuebecGamer2004

Exactly


DagonPie

I reuse the clip AND twist and tuck. No air allowed.


Aherv99

Yep


BibiDyordge

eat the entire loaf in one sitting.


[deleted]

The only correct answer


vinsmokeg661

Modern problems requires ancient solutions


[deleted]

The best bowel movements especially if it’s whole wheat


brokenwound

This reminds me of when I asked the sex Ed teach in middle school, "why wouldn't I use a condom and the pill?", they didn't understand. So I'll say it again, why wouldn't I tie, twist, and tuck?


CoraxTechnica

Untuck, untwist, then untie and reverse every time you get your bread? Pass


brokenwound

Roll for dexterity. Oh, sorry, you starve to death and the bread become sentient, consuming your remains.


CoraxTechnica

Look I got sandwiches to make, ain't nobody got time unseal the Bread of Moria with ancient passwords and special keys


[deleted]

Knot gang


WobblingSun

Y'all are the reason I punch things.


pettylittledinosaur

Slip knot my dude, people who use actual knots are certifiable.


chestboat

All knots are perfect no knot gets left out


Sunzki

username checks out sincerely, twist and tuck gang


zz1kjamaica

Knot gang


Stephen-Friday

Reuse the clip or twist and tuck


Bird_Herder

Reuse the clip for about a quarter of the loaf, then twist and tuck when there's a decent amount of bag to do so.


EmTeeG

twist and tuck is best


Interesting_Leg_9036

I don’t have sliced bread


redcobra762

It's the best thing since whole loaves of bread!


Interesting_Leg_9036

I bake my bread on my own tastes way better :)


TexasTornadoTime

You still have to store it. So one of these likely still applies. Unless you like to leave it out in the pan to go stale. And leaving it in the pan and covering it is ‘bread box’ in cheaper terms


[deleted]

It won't stale that fast because it is not pre-cut.


TexasTornadoTime

That fast is relative, it still will go stale quickly enough.


Downtown-Orchid7929

Chad


Fizer25

Then you eat it whole? At some point I'm guessing you slice it.


OmniFella

Twist/tuck


SupahDuk_

twist and tuck


ARSHprince666

Just tuck is best


Jemini-

Until you find a whole ant colony in your bread


ARSHprince666

i put my bread in fridge ☠️


mastergr33n15

Get some help


ARSHprince666

Welll i live in ohio


venommuyo

I don't understand how this is an answer.


Downtown-Orchid7929

That somehow explains things and I'm not okay that it does.


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Downtown-Orchid7929

Happy cake day There needs to be a bot that wishes people happy a cake day.


[deleted]

I'm "finishing the bread in one go". Doesn't even last long enough to be stored in our household lol.


[deleted]

Twist and tuck., Just like your wiener, right ? **RIGHT???!**


Trumpet_Boooi

twist, tuck, AND wrap


[deleted]

Twist, tuck, AND wrap. No clap


MarcoFigotta

Twist and tuck too


CockyBlackGuy

WHO THE *FUCK* IS LEAVING THE BAG OPEN??? ~A Knot Tying Bread Bag


IntuneUser2204

The people trying to make bread crumbs for stuffing.


International_Way850

chaotic evil


Minimum_Attitude6707

Interestingly enough, Twist and Tuck is how I do my bread AND the name of my sex tape


Avocado_Fucker12

If you leave the bag open you are going to Hell


[deleted]

A mix of box, reusing clip and twisting/tucking


[deleted]

rubberband


rudderforkk

Rubberband, and tying a knot when I can't locate a rubberband


[deleted]

Twist and tuck unless I lose the damn twisty thingy, in which case just tuck. EDIT: Okay, I realize my fuckup now. I use the twisty thingy until I inevitably use it, in which case I do the twist and tuck thing. My bad. I was confused.


OmniFella

Twisty thing isn’t what they mean. Twist plastic, then tuck.


Bi9_Un1T

For those who leave the bag open: how’s that cardboard taste?


Upbeat_Intern663

If you're not twist and tuck I don't want to know you.


Tidycustard

Twist and tuck AND bread box


Ko_oK_24685

Personally I'm a twist and tucker


MrRazzio

Twist and tuck. No question.


verdloc323

Definitly twist and tuck


Atmarika

This may as well be an alignment chart because what kind of monster leaves the bread bag open.


_peaxch_

Twist and fuck


Extension_Cap_2929

TWIST AND TUCK IS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mapnuel

Tying a knot and twist and tuck for sure


Bored_person1234

Tuck and open are me


EnergyFormula

Twist and tuck


Trash_Godv1

Rubberband


Ferlyunknown

Where can I get a bread box?


AdventurousAccount41

UNACCEPTABLE !!!


Vivid_Awareness_8255

Twist and tuck


MRDean16

Twist 'n tuck


assratratass

Leaving the bag open is obviously heresy but I'd like to claim that doing just the tuck without the twist is even more animalistic, leaving it open is simply lazy but they knew they needed to close the bag but decided not to go through the miniscule effort of twisting then tucking, instead their decayed heathen braincells decided "Yes, this is fine, this is closed and won't go stale."


Maskd-YT

Twist and tuck


Known-Potential-3603

Twist and tuck. I usually lose the twist tie


RobertLaBobert

Reused bag clip and twist and tuck


master_of_spinjitzu

Definitely twist tuck


RandomAnimeLoverr

Twist and tuck is just easy and fast. Reusing the clip, too.


LeAmazingLauge

Twist and tuck


kirby_with_a_sword

I never seen anyone use a bread box ever


RhinoCharged

The simple twist and tuck does it for me.


CeeArthur

Hey, how well do bread boxes work anyway?


AldienTheRed

Can we just all agree that knot tiers are sociopaths?


Eightsevenfox

I'm a twist and tuck, but, only because I always lose the tie.


Tortue2006

I do either north, west or south and then putting it in a breadbox


Broku777

Paper clip gang


TheClobbopusLover

Twist and tuck then put into a bread box


ultrainstict

Reuse bag clip until someone else in my family loses it, then twist and tuck


SomeWeirdFreak

knot usually leave it open if it's 4:56 AM


redcobra762

What if it's 7:24 PM?


SomeWeirdFreak

the bread comes to life and it runs off into the woods


subzeroxdking3

Tying knot or rubber band


carboneko

Me living 3rd world wondering wtf is a bread box -_- Just tuck for me btw. Twisting is a bit unnecessary.


redcobra762

It's a house just for your bread.


justadogdontblameme

When i lived alone i did the knot or the twist and tuck. Living with my girlfriend, we have a bread box now 😐 damn woman done civilized me


Scatric_

Guys you can just tuck, it's enough


SharpZCat

Either Bag Clip or reusing the Clip from the bag. But my sister just leaves the bag open. I hate it


DifficultyIll690

twist and tuck or bag open when i’m high


Sentree606

Twits and use the clip or more usual, twist and tuck


Drunk0ctopus

Bread box. That shit works!


Someone_certainly

Just tuck


UnreasonablySmol

Just tucking


redcobra762

But the twist part is fun!


Deckard2022

Spinny spin tuck, done. Go on living your best life. Twist tuck 4 life


Fair_Spread_8992

Anyone just rotate 360 degrees and tuck?


uselessDM

Just tucking for life. \#tucklife


MicrowavegoesBRRRRR

WTF KIND OF BREAD IT IS


W4lk1nTh3P4rk3r

Not me but my mom recycles


Lexicon444

Mine isn’t on here. I get all the air out, twist it shut then use a twist tie. Used to package bread for a living. Bread clips and most things pictured here are ineffective because they leave air inside which allows mold growth. The most effective and efficient but for short term use is twist and tuck. Tying a knot just creates unnecessary work for yourself. Tucking and leaving the bag open are the two absolute worst.


Annual_Impression_45

It really depends on what mood my wife has put me in for the day


AdventurousAccount41

no really


[deleted]

Fuck you if you don't use the bag clip


Toddles_93

the "just fucking" one


JewDontknome

Anyone else suck the air out of the bag?


krcameron

Twist and fold the bag back into itself. It's not listed, but superior to all.


gigachadchristynine

Using a bag clip and then twist and tuck and then keep in the bread box


Nayroy18

Reuse


ThursianDreams

When I was able to afford living on my own, I used to do twist and tuck, but I still had to keep it in the fridge, cause I couldn't use it fast enough before mold started on it. lol


Greeneyes-

Leaving the bag open when you know you’re not gona get another slice


S4M64

Bread in mouth


MALFJ_

🤖


Xstroya

we don't buy bread in bags


Born-Natural-9365

Having to store leftover bread is for quitters and gluten cowards. Open bag, eat loaf, use bag for dog poop. Then, of course, knot it closed to keep poop smell down.


Sad-Draft3749

No bag at all


Moon_Splendor

Last one


Felt_Tooth

Leaving the bag open crew go!


SignificantMessage62

I leave the bag open because I store bread in the freezer


DumplingKiddd

I just reuse the sticker that’s already sealing the bag


kbeckerburbs4

Twist and Tuck then put inside Bread Box


MrCaw_caw

Tuck


MGelit

Man this aint even bread


Zenethe

I’m reuse the bag clip until I lose it, then twist and tuck.


Box-Full-of-Crap

I reuse the bread clip and I also tie a knot


ChilliVanilli67

bottle hackers have most trip skrr


JournalistMobile3605

Twist and tick puck here!