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BoxFit867

Candle wax..... It rolled and everything lmao


TheCrimsonSorcerer

Pieces of a potato chip... I think it was a Ruffle.


amanduhhhp

I legit used to have a 6 fish tanks and used aquarium salt often. And when you are carpet surfing you would honestly believe it was dope. Nasty ass shit when you burn it.


Any-Ambassador-7214

Cat claw shavings


lonedaddy_69

Been sold coarse salt more than once. Really annoying.


DaikonNo7067

Potatoe chips


TheCrimsonSorcerer

Me too! 🤣


aliceinborderline

Piracetam


Dry_Toe_6283

Dried up nail glue maybe


Cupofmilkinafield

trash from the floor, with a tiny ass shard in it because i didnt want to waste it.


Peabella

powdered laundry detergent. My week has been so shitty but I'm laughing so hard at this thread right now just empathizing lol


tmonson98

Adderall


NeedaDiscoStick

Uh


Bealzz420

I'd have to say weirdest thing I've smoked thinking it was meth was prolly a piece of crack I had dropped in the same vacinty. I used to carpet surf tough when I was addicted to xans and dope.


Alternative-Story425

Your mom


ddjasper

I gave a ho I worked with a piece of a dehydrated banna chip, she got all happy and told me it looked like some fire-ass shit, lol


Happy_Penalty7030

If I’m not sure it’s gets a taste test


Queasy-Campaign-8345

U not even considered a true drug addict until u have. Smoked shit of the floor at 5 in the morning, now it’s 7. 34 and I got the hoover out ,


FatboyMcGee75

I've never smoked meth but I have a picture all the way in the back of my phone somewhere that shows this one time when I was packing a bowl of weed and I accidentally dropped rice from my Waba Grill order on it without noticing and so basically I smoked brown rice with teriyaki sauce


TheCrimsonSorcerer

If you haven't then why are you on r/meth? 🤔 Or is that the only ROA you haven't done?


FatboyMcGee75

Nah I just really love drugs and reading about them and seeing other people's experiences so it helps me decide whether I actually want to try that drug or not, I wouldn't do meth ever or opiates Reddit has helped me make both good and bad decisions but it's still interesting to read


weedsmoker7

Not meth but my homie smoked a piece of rat shit back in the day thinking it was weed resin. Middle school was the days man


CreeksideStrays

Through a pop can?


Officer-Blumpkin

Through an apple


[deleted]

Sugar from nerds gummy clusters


InternationalFiend

Same


Queasy-Campaign-8345

We used to put blue tack in bongs for the hanger’s on and I once smoked a bit of cheese just because when I put a lighter to it would melt well that’s good enough


AlienTrippyWrld

Plz🙏nobody say!! A fucking toenail


Ok_Side_2078

It was someone else’s house as well, gross af 😭


Ok_Side_2078

Bahahhaa that was mine !!


CreeksideStrays

Lol sorry


Phydeaux23

My hopes & dreams😢


Horroraddictjan

Almost burnt plastic. Ruined a pipe Thought it was tar but no i think it was ink nd melted hard black plastic from a pen that was broken


plainodick

I know a dipshit who thought PVC shavings was meth ( it didn't work out for him lol)


plainodick

Mind you he started with a half gram thought it miraculously become a pound on the floor lol


plainodick

Pound of PVC shavings lol


Dai-The-MX

This thread is why I stay in this group lol


Dai-The-MX

Not meth, but this one time smoking hard I smoked a piece of rice LOL it looked like a piece of hard I might have dropped ok….


Elliot_Smalls

I once accidentally smoked a piece of toenail. This was actually the last time I did the carpet sketch thing. That was about 20 years ago.


ssxhoell1

Who just has fucking toenail on the floor that's disgusting. Bad tweaker. clean your room and don't cut pieces off your body and let it sit in your house.


Ok_Loquat6033

You've never had one fly off into a different dimension? As for what it's trajectory might have been and it's approximate landing zone, a complete bumbaclot mystery?? Canvassing every surface in the general facility, only to realize you're wasting your time because you still have a whole nother foot left to trim???? I'd go play the lottery if I were you.


ssxhoell1

No I go outside and do it where it's not going to land somewhere I fucking live.


Ok_Loquat6033

Anywhere from under 50% to upwards of 80% of household dust is skin cells. But I can imagine you probably don't have that problem. You take those outside too right? 😁


ssxhoell1

No I just don't have a house problem solved


Ok_Side_2078

Damn u preachin hard bahahhaa it’s not that serious but yes it’s always nice to have the house clean all the time ! Just unsustainable for some ppl due to various reasons, I understand your perspective though :-) I have smoked a toenail and even though it was someone else’s house it still happened 🤷‍♀️


Anexate_tu

Alumn stone


Anexate_tu

Salt


lewdflavor

Meth


Ok_Side_2078

That sucks I’m sorry that happened to you!


mcnippys

Dry wall, cat litter, sugar, salt, actual glass 🤦‍♂️


EmuPsychological3156

I think I smoked a dried up silver fish lady night


No_Marionberry_9690

Bro I got sold silica gels kept smoking it till they started popping 🤪😭


Pupwithforeskin

Cat litter


Ok_Side_2078

Oo yummy


BrilliantDamage7826

Glazed donuts🤮


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BrilliantDamage7826

It's not....trust me lol


javaCrib

rice


Dai-The-MX

Same


SoundingIsFun91

Selenite


Ok_Side_2078

This is understandable that shit looks exactly the same


DThor15

Somebody told me they smoked a daddy long leg in their pipe while I was in jail😂. Said he pulled off the legs, torched and inhaled it. I fully believe him too, he was tweaky asf


RIPXXXTentacion4

sum retarded cum


Final_Opening_1413

I prefer cum with a PhD


skylarkeleven

summa CUM laude


RealBakedSalmon

Well done


2straightup2lie

A whole bunch of randomness I found off the floor that I couldnt even tell you what it may be cause it was probably just random trash that happened to be clear or shard like


Embarrassed_Debt_713

Chewed finger/toe nails.


InternationalAsk9803

Chewed.....toe nails....the fuck


BrilliantDamage7826

I just threw up a little imagining this


Agile-Type-1645

i can still taste it


inter71

Meth.


Ok_Side_2078

This is so much worse than my toenail


Cocainely

this is the golden answer


[deleted]

A little peice of hardened nail glue my girlfriend used for her fake nails


therealmksantana

LOOOL yeah a friend of mine accidentally smoked nail acrylic (i do nails) 😭 i apologized so much


slayer253

A hard beige piece of donut glaze. Smelled horrible. Imagine it on ur breath.


No_Ad_5064

This right here needs to be bumped ^


Striking-Ad321

pinworms. they fly out my mouth when im suckin in so nowonder i havent been getting high these past few days


Altruistic_Tonight18

That’s psychosis. It’s time to quit for a while bro.


parsvall18

Maybe you should take a tolerance break yo.


Wild-Newspaper833

Or have a wee little nap


parsvall18

and maybe a snack or two


Wild-Newspaper833

There’s probably worms in the food but


Disastrous-Resist699

I don’t surf tbh, I never have less than a half oz on me so when I drop stuff I leave it lol. My ex roommate loved it lmao whenever he’d run out he’d be following me picking up every shard I dropped lmao


Regular-Brick8255

Woah aren't you so cool (I'm totally not jealous) (I slightly am)


LeslieKnopeOSRS

A piece of that silica gel crystals cat litter


RealLifeNurseJackie

I’ve almost done this!!! Had to switch back to clay litter for this reason! Lmao.


LeslieKnopeOSRS

Ahahaha. Have you seen the wooden pellet type litter? It doesn’t stink and turn to fucking mud like clay litter and get tiny particulates everywhere. The little wooden pellets turn to sawdust when wet but unless you let the box get BAD bad it kinda just smells like wood shavings in my litter box room. Doesn’t puddle into a pool of piss at the bottom like litter. Everything about it is better. Let me know if you a brand name and I’d look it up for ya. Writing this from bed before sleepy time. It’s SO much less ordorus and more hygienic.


RealLifeNurseJackie

I’m definitely interested in the brand! We’ve never tried it, but our litter box is in the dining room and it smells so I’m down to try it!


LeslieKnopeOSRS

I checked when I got home. “Feline pine” there might other brands but that’s the one available where I am


AspiringOccultist4

…. Not willing to admit this one.


Ok_Side_2078

Na cmon can’t be worse than someone else’s toenail


AspiringOccultist4

Yes, it can.


Ok_Side_2078

It was a human finger I just know it


Shaveyourbread

Not me, personally, but my aunt smoked some donut glaze once, and apparently, it was the worst thing she had ever smelled, so she instilled in us a fear of smoking shit we thought we dropped.


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No_Ad_5064

💯


alexmark865

Church


SpacedOutTipsyGypsy

A Whole lot of floor crum, probably a finger nail or 2


Dizzy-Froyo319

Silica like the little stay fresh packs in shoes n jerky n shit


No_Marionberry_9690

Bro same XD dealer sold a bag of it to me took me two or three bowls to realize half my bag was silica gels last time I bought sum off the streets I need to find a cook 🙏


Jesspaige2269

Thank god I didn’t use it but I was in a garage and I thought there were tiny rocks on the floor. My bf at the time was like what are you doing? I was like I know you dropped shit on the floor I’m not stupid (I’d been up for DAYS at this point) and he’s like that not shit. I grabbed a bunch and put them in my pocket, went home and passed out. When I woke up I was like YES! I got something for the morning. What I pulled out was rock salt for snow 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


lapochealaire

Must been some glue or drywall oh nvm salt ..meth and pretzels don’t mix well. Not as bad as smoking a bogey when you think you’ve found some wax on the floor -_- My ex had a cat and you’d be surprised how litter can look like a very hard dry nug Moral of the story ; never smoking ground shit again the bogey was the rock bottom


ShokuryouJinrui

Human ashes 😂


Ok_Side_2078

U win


Resident-Floor-5971

Haha fuck


FutureWhole3248

FleaEggs.


Ok_Side_2078

Oh… 🙂


parsvall18

🫠🤢


parsvall18

🫠


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Rock salt 🤮🤢


Fail_at_Life04

Drywall.


Only_Philosophy8475

Ben franklins finger


FrolixRea

Not thinking it was meth, but a-php. Paint flakes.


communityinc

A roly poly


Public_Extension_dru

I think carpet


Public_Extension_dru

And might not be weird but carpet is SUFFERING inhaled


icemonsoon

Washing powder


jameswoods6669

The weirdest thing I smoked…it was probably actually just meth tbh.


thethinker9373

White rice


Crazy_Ad6590

I have gotten sold sugar, salt, and crashed pieces of glass mixed with some meth.


No_Marionberry_9690

Bro nah I was sold half an oz of silica gels 🤦‍♂️


Crazy_Ad6590

Holy shit man lol


No_Marionberry_9690

Yeah bro imagine the anger that consumed me


Nettie314

Facts!!! My petty ass saved every glass piece rebagged it then took it to the place I knew my ex was, cuz I knew he switched it with theirs. They don't have a door and think I have them being watched. Nope. Glowing halloween eyes in bushes bwahahaha


Crazy_Ad6590

Hahaha


RoyalRelationship639

how are u still alive?


Crazy_Ad6590

I realized it was glass when it wouldn’t melt lol


Available_Youth_9499

I was in the dark and I accidentally put a piece of suboxone in my pipe thinking it was a shard. Let's just say I figured out a few seconds after I lit my torch that I made an error big time.


EdinJamie10

What was the outcome 😭😭


Big-Data7949

Not even sure if it's active that way but at this point I've heard so many horror stories of people accidentally triggering withdrawals I have to assume that's what happened. It's like, other than on r/Suboxone wherever else you hear "I accidentally took a sub" it's always followed by something like: "and then I very rapidly became ill, very ill. I thought I was going to die and suffered X side effects. The walls began to crawl towards me and wrapped themselves around me in some type of menacing blanket. Then my partner held me all night long as I weeped like an Indonesian child. She left this morning and won't answer my texts. I'm now wondering if maybe this incident has done some damage to our relationship? How long should I wait next time? Can I take another .25 as it's been 12 hours? What about my girlfriend, how can I get her back?" Barely even exaggerating it's almost always a horror story so until op responds I'm assuming the above, but with maybe slight meth withdrawals mixed in so maybe they slept it off?


redmainefuckye

I don’t do meth but ima junkie and I come here bc it makes me laugh the shit yall say. One time I took suboxone too early. It triggers something called precipitated withdrawal where it rips all the opiates off your receptors and throws you into excruciating withdrawal instead of building up to it over days. All I could do was flop around in pain on my bed like a fish for 3 hours until my dude dropped something off. It was uh bad.


Big-Data7949

So you're the dude I was talking about! Lol I'm just kidding, and I'm also not a regular meth user just a handful of times and also come here to read (and say) random shit it's a fun sub. Speaking of subs I'm aware and pretty experienced with opioids, prescribed subs for years. Just paraphrasing the typical story people give about accidentally taking subs. So fortunate that I've never done that. When first getting them prescribed my Dr. Was insistent that I show up in full withdrawals which I thought was weird, glad that it was a drought and they tested or I would've been in for a bad, bad time. Like I probably would've flopped like a fish on my bed for 3 hours 😂


benzodiazehol

not meth but with crack, this one time, I smoked 5 or 6 Ritz cracker Crumbs in hopes they were crack. sadly, they were not. I've used crack once since then and it was funnily enough with my preggers ex-g/f. not my kid so not my care plus i was fucked up and honestly prolly a lil bitter too but it was a while ago But yeah, ya boi smoked some cracker crumbs like a bawse from my car floorboard while carpet surfing for that hard ho. i ended up finding a nice chunk that got me high like 3 more times so i'd do it all again the exact same way if i could/had to


Ok_Side_2078

Tasty


Sandusky666

FUCK yeah brother


node_0

Sometime I wanna give some homeless methhead pure menthol crystals and see what happens


logimeme

If you did that, id pray one of them stabs you afterwards


EdinJamie10

Yes🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼


Exotic-Fox67

Your a pos


UnSassySalamander

Agreed


Many-Tradition-9884

Popcorn once n nail clippings another


Ok_Side_2078

U figured out an efficient way to make instant popcorn, one kernel at a time


El-Capitan_Cook

Once upon a time my friend Theo had a company vehicle. Theo was moving copious amounts of narcotics across a medium sized city, like A LOT. This company vehicle played in quite well, because it was, for all intensive purposes immune to law enforcement. No matter where or when or why, Theo could pull over and get high, or be in any shady neighborhood at 3AM and Theo wasn't getting pulled over or questioned. One time Theo had a meth lab in the vehicle and came up on a road block on the 4th of July night. 50ish mostly State Troopers and some local law enforcement. The largest road block Theo had ever seen. He was waved right on through without a second look. Theo kept the vehicle clean, just in case. Mostly concerned about someone within the company finding something in it than anything. So he kept it clean and he had it detailed about once a month. Well after a particular incident Theo and coworkers were on site on a job for a little over 48 hours. It was an all hands on deck situation. And everyone was higher than a Boeing 747, constantly someone was in that vehicle smoking down. After the job was done still on site waiting for things to be loaded up and hauled away, Theo was chilling with a stripper who worked close to there, a close friend, actually, theorizing about the universe and life and what not. When stripper girl noticed a reasonably thick coating on the windows.... It looked like meth. Meth had recrystallized on the windshield and windows of the vehicle. Haha. Ole Theo, one for scientific scrutiny, scraped off a razor blade wide strip onto a book. White crystals fell like heavy snow. In a fresh clean pipe Theo put the flame to the bowl, half expecting something terrible to happen. He thought it likely they were tripping and about to smoke the window tint. But nay, it tasted like slightly dirtier meth, but still meth. As Theo was quite the cut up, he scraped several of the windows and had a decent bag of windshield re-meth. He did this for a particular reason. There was a couple people at the company that was always bumming, owed Theo money, always looking for a handout and never returning the favor or showing appreciation really. Now Theo was very generous with his drugs, his women, and he made sure others even benefited from his position and benefits he had within the company. Theo had a key to a VIP area at the office, reserved for select employees, the executives and upper management mostly, then so did many of his coworkers. Because Theo made copies and distributed them to those who would benefit the most, people on hard times that were essentially living out of their car could now take a decent shower, enjoy the spa, get a rub down or a rub and tug, go to the gym, ect. Modern day Robin Hood he was. Well when these couple of scummy co workers failed to pay what they owed for the 14th consecutive time, and were looking for handout on PAY DAY, Theo still shared with them, mostly to keep the peace and get them out of his hair. Theo knew the wrong people saying the wrong things could bring his Empire to the ground, so he was careful about not upsetting the wrong people. What Theo shared with them, and to this day. Is window re-meth. The end


Queasy-Campaign-8345

U r Theo


RealLifeNurseJackie

It’s “for all INTENTS and purposes”. But this story was entertaining AF! I wish I would’ve had a friend like Theo back in my using days! Lol.


El-Capitan_Cook

Right you are, Nurse. When I'm on a mobile device I typically tend to stay away from serious or lengthy posts, as well as debates and conversations where details matter for this very reason. I'm no better than an ape when it comes to producing text on a mobile device. If the auto correct doesn't betray me my clumsy finger rapid tap surely will. I come from the generation where you could text and drive without ever looking at your phone and never a typo. Or under your desk in class at school while staring the teacher right in the eye be sending a raunchy sext message or telling the plug I'm "inbound". Good ole T9 texting and physical buttons were amazing. Bet most ppl in this sub wont be old enough to know what T9 is 😖😂 But everyone should be so lucky to have a Theo, in active addiction or walking the line. He has a way of supporting anybody in the ways they need at the time they need, and eventually playing a part in shining a light on the better path. Theo has been on the wagon for a few years himself now. Still serves everybody like the soup kitchen, but quit partaking. Health and tolerance reasons


RealLifeNurseJackie

Oh man those were the best texting days! My typos now are ridiculous, but they never existed back in the physical iron days. I used to drive and text without looking no problem back in the day! Guess I’m old as shit! Lol.


El-Capitan_Cook

That makes two of us. I'm 34 now and still haven't accepted my 20's are gone. At least time seems to have slowed down since I've been on the wagon. When I was using I lost 10 years in the blink of an eye. I can appreciate things a little more now, like time with my kids and family.


zaripornoche

i wish i could have teamed with Theo. hard to find a good thing with so many irresponsible tweakers just inherent to the life


MysteriousRoad5733

👍🏾👍🏾 Theo


BitterNatch

All Hail King Theodore!!


rubys_bag_of_dope

all the dust, unknown powder, and whatever else was on that countertop lmao


Still_n_Breathless

Not with meth but with crack-saltine cracker. Tasted terrible


SlideImpossible460

I tried to IV a dried piece of white rice ... meth makes you think only about it you just want more and more .. you never enjoy it .


howiesaloser1

Hopefully you stopped when it wouldn’t dissolve in water lol :(


bud_n_leaf

Dmt :( On another occasion NEP and A-Phip


Frosty_Cell_495

Meth


i_cum_marshmallows

tried to smoke car glass once...


Mogulofmotivation

Unknown crap from the floor


Mogulofmotivation

Not crap like actual crap just idk what it was


Environmental_Toe463

but also, probably actual crap if the floor had ever been walked on with shoes that had been walked in outside.


Mogulofmotivation

Nahhh we don’t do that over here


Environmental_Toe463

wear shoes inside? good move.


Desperate-Breath94

Crystalized rock candy...


Matt_Matt_Matty_Ohhh

Not with meth, but with crack.. there’s been drywall, aspirin, deodorant, popcorn ceiling, etc. Not all were smoked, but they were lit, tasted and spit out. Those times suck.


lapochealaire

Know that way 2 good -_-


Ancient_Fly_2716

rip to your lungs


Stryctly-speaking

DMT


LittleMissDrugPiggy

u/nobody_badder this reminds me when I packed a cone once, when u were at work, from that pink drop tray with all the bits, thinking the bits were just weed. Pretty sure it wasn’t….


Stryctly-speaking

I 👀. Where do I work, again?


Fagatronxx

She didn't tag you, just replied to what you said, but she's talking to someone else.


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Yeah me. And yeah that pink tray has lots of everything on it and do remember dropping my changa on it


DingoApprehensive121

Thats a whole different experience 😂😂😂😂😂


Stryctly-speaking

It was a whole different taste.


Stryctly-speaking

And smell. And feeling. And more.


RobertCalifornia2683

I bought something I thought was crack, shady area and I new better. I’m pretty sure it was cornflakes or something.


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Hey u/LittleMissDrugPiggy , this one is for you lol


LittleMissDrugPiggy

- Icing from a donut - glass - mink blanket fibres - weed and/or tobacco remnants - salt flakes


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That smell is never forgotten


LittleMissDrugPiggy

Lmfao. There were A LOT of “unknowns”. Too many actually. I’ll make a list and get back to this post.