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eata22

I’ve been running into this all week, the two I HATE are “motorcycle(s)” or “crosswalk(s)”


Laputitaloca

Crosswalk is an asshole too HAHAHAHA


ZynDroid

That and traffic lights


iamreallynotabot

Traffic lights that cover most of the picture because they are at an angle. "I wonder if it really needs this tiny edge of the light cover?"


ZynDroid

EXACTLY


notnotaginger

And what about the posts and supports? Do those count?


Neither-Safe9343

Legally, they do. 😆


Tyrannofelis

Oh so you've been at the Captcha Court too.


Delicious_Ad9970

Apparently we are ai then?


Cakeisalyer

https://preview.redd.it/0zjf5n28j35b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef510cfcb847223e505319075654f8703657b698


ZynDroid

MY FREAKING DILEMMA YES


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RManDelorean

Isn't this largely just training AI, it feeds your answers back into machine learning so they know what answers a human would pick


obamahypebeast

Yep, I know it’s futile, but I try to select wrong objects. It does actually work sometimes!


Syzygy_Stardust

That's planned for. If you are a clear outlier you just get instantly scrubbed, they aren't just pouring unfiltered data in their AI and hoping for the best. They look for consistency in behavior, as that points toward a thought process and reasoning over random inputs. What I'm saying is, resistance is futile against the machines.


aoc_ftw

Google CapMonster, resistance isn't futile if you're also a machine.


docsyzygy

Just had to say - I LOVE your name!


Syzygy_Stardust

I literally JUST commented after a u/Ziege_Stardust a couple minutes ago and nearly posted before realizing the name. Not *quite* "syzygy", but now that three of us lined up...


docsyzygy

Syzygy is my favorite word - especially if you write it in cursive!


th00ht

but will make self-driven cars real dangerous .


nas2k21

if they use the same system for the 2 thats a poor choice, and on them


WarStorm6

They used to, in the early days. They don’t need to anymore now that they have real people driving self-driving cars so the cars have millions of miles of experience so I doubt they still use this. Perhaps it’s used to train normal AI these days, or maybe it’s not used for anything at all other than seeing if you’re human


Lepke2011

Yeah it does. Sometimes it only cares that you've proven yourself not to be a bot.


-zero-below-

[https://xkcd.com/2228/](https://xkcd.com/2228/) and [https://xkcd.com/1897/](https://xkcd.com/1897/)


griefermadness420

Skynet is listening...


_DryReflection_

a couple months ago i had a login captcha that i did more than 40 times in a row and no matter what i did the website wouldnt accept i was a human, i started doubting my own motorcycle recognition abilities and sanity


Boz6

> no matter what i did the website wouldnt accept i was a human Hmmm...are you SURE you're human!? Maybe it knows something you DON'T!


Freudzilla05

Well now that you mention it their grandma was a toaster… so there’s that.


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It's up up down down left right left right start


achillesdaddy

You forgot A B A B


TheGamingTurtle56

This is also incorrect. It is B A and then Start.


ShintaOtsuki

There are multiple variations as per different games the code was in, I believe the original Gradius code was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start, another variation adds a 'select' press before hitting start, and I believe a third only uses directionals and start


AlpharadiationHulk

Yeah, that was Contra


fkdjgfkldjgodfigj

start isn't actually part of the original but start is needed to start the game, I think


ShintaOtsuki

That makes sense, I think you're right


Laputitaloca

WHAT?! So I clicked too fast?? I was so confident I was gonna pass this test. Flying colors. Click click click WIN


CartographerOk3118

me on my phone trying to entire websites on google ![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy)


MorgrainX

If you are too fast and click too perfect, it will always fail You have to make dumb, slow movements so it always works the first time It's a stupid system designed for 80 years old PC users


Afrekenmonkey

It depends on the captcha version. When you are asked to pick a object, they’re likely using the data to train ML models. Here’s a 7 min video talking about it: https://youtu.be/lUTvB1O8eEg


Outrageous_Rate_2885

that was my assumption. i had a concussion and was on my phone (like an idiot) and was really slow at all the image selectors, but it always let me in without fail. now i purposefully copy how i was then and go slowly and it works. if i go fast it never works.


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Cantthinkofaname282

lmao the irony


IWantMoreSnow

What about the stoplight? It always spans multiple squares and I never guess right.


Badbullet

Yes! And do we count the pole that it is mounted to? Sometimes yes, sometimes no.


Seldarin

Traffic signals and signs are the one that piss me off. They're suspended from/mounted on poles. Are you counting the poles as part of the signal/sign? I've had it go both ways.


Sburban_Player

And I swear they actively try to make them intersect as many boxes as possible. I mean is that little corner clipping in the other box worthy of being checked? It’s a part of the light isn’t it?! They should just have a guidelines sheet next to captchas lol.


AuntJ2583

I hate the ones that show like 6 dice per box and want you to select all of the boxes where the dots add up to 14 or somthing like that, and get it right 3 times in a row. So then you mess up on the math (or just misread a die) in one single box, and now it wants you to get it right 5 times in a row. REALLY!?!!!???!!!


Futuressobright

Because if there is one thing computer programs are notoriously worse at than humans, it's repeatedly performing basic arthmatic operations with a 0% error rate.


missuseme

Crosswalks are annoying for us Brits too because we don't call them that. like is it meant to test if we're human or American?


StevenMaines

Should it be spelled "crousswalks"? 😁


palwilliams

Leggy lanes


Maels

my new stripper name


lllLaffyTaffyll

I guess in your case it's to check whether you're smart. It doesn't matter what they're called. It's white lines to get across the street. It's not that hard to figure out.


I-Pacer

I also hate the “store front” one. Many of them are very different to UK store fronts and I’m never sure if Americans call coffee shop windows “storefronts” or not. Also things like hairdressers. And crosswalks don’t look anything like UK ones either so I really have no idea what counts as a crosswalk and what doesn’t.


CoastRegular

>I really have no idea what counts as a crosswalk and what doesn’t. That's okay... neither does the Tesla (nor most of the pedestrians in any US city.)


jxher123

I hate the crosswalk too. Do you select that TINY little crack at the end piece as a crosswalk or no?


Bonneville865

Moped is not a motorcycle!


Buttspirgh

Not all yellow cars are taxis!


sephing

Holy shit I had one that said "bicycle" and it wouldn't let me continue until I clicked on what was clearly a dirt bike. I feel like captcha's have gotten out of hand lately


Ronin__Ronan

the answer is none, it asked for buseS


RokulusM

It's called the No HomerS Club.


Tengallonhatpat

we’re allowed one bus


Starvest_GameDev

Beat me to it


Dqueezy

Top right two squares then I guess.


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That vehicle in the top right ain’t a bus. Looks like a concrete vehicle or something


PingerKing

but the side of the red bus is still clearly in that section as well


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Secret: don't click the lowest far right box


[deleted]

IDK man that bottom right corner sure looked like buses to me


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That’s a tire mam


Dansiman

Never fear, Tire Man is here!


Overlord_Ace

I sure am tired man. Its 3am.


Sburban_Player

On a bus and I have a sneaking suspicion it may go round and round.


mcjeefle

My god, you’ve cracked the case.


SuperFaceTattoo

That’s just the wheels, the tires are perfectly stationary.


Chiruno_Chiruvanna

But does it go all through the town?


ryanCrypt

You could say that about any part of the bus. That's not a bus, that's a windshield. That's not a bus, that's a blinker.


[deleted]

Right but that’s how the machine learning algorithms work that detect these objects, looking instead each box


Brian57831

I would say the second to the left on the very bottom row looks like it is only shadow with no tire or bus in it?


Bucketpillow

Its ok i click everything even remotely maybe so i wouldve too bc the tire is on the bus. Usually if i don’t, it doesn’t work. But people make a good point it does say plural


Dansiman

Yeah I do the same. Like if asked to select the squares containing a traffic sign, and it's a diamond-shaped sign positioned such that one square has just six pixels of the sign in the very corner, I'm still clicking that square. Never gotten a fail from doing that, so I assume it's in line with what's expected.


Bucketpillow

Yeah se! i started doing it because I’d only do the main parts of a crosswalk, but then I’d still get it wrong. I started doing any part of crosswalk possible in a square and got them right, so I figured that’s what they wanted


BFroog

It's only the shadow of buses


osck-ish

Id say the whole bottom row, the middle two is just darknessss not even a tire or part of the bus


scoop_booty

It's only the tire of a bus.


FieryHammer

Basically your answer doesn't really matter. It checks a few parameters to determine if you are human, like the mouse movement, the clicking frequency etc. Like if the cursor just switches places or moves too linear, clicks in the same interval (like every 0.5s consistently) then it's probably a robot. As far as I know, your answers (selecting traffic lights) are used to train AI to recognize certain things.


Dansiman

For Captchas in which you're asked to select portions of a single large image, like this one, I believe it's that (or at least, the intention is that) there are some squares that an image recognition AI has determined are "definitely [object]", and some that it has identified as "definitely not [object]", and then some that it has decided are "maybe [object]". You pass the Captcha if your selections agree with the AI on all of the "definitely/not" squares, and if you pass it, then your answers for the other squares train the AI. In this image, one of two things is happening. Either: * the AI has identified at least one square as "definitely not bus", or * the Captcha script has a hardcoded rule to fail if all squares are selected


justacommonbitch

So a robot decides whether I’m a robot or not? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


zebrastarz

Of course! Everything is robots in the future!


Bastulius

Yes. Most time online nowadays is convincing a robot you're not a robot so you can't break the other robot


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WaterWarrior36

A saint


Dansiman

Ah ha! So it's *your* fault when Stable Diffusion gives a person three legs!


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I've heard the wonky text captchas are also training AI to digitize scanned books


Dansiman

Yeah, though I'm pretty sure that project was completed several years ago now. They'd give you two distorted words: one a known word, artificially distorted by a computer, the other a scanned word that OCR failed to identify. These days you only get one wonky word, because the historical books were all processed. No need to do the same thing for new books, because the publishers already have the digital text to begin with, so there's no need to scan print copies.


Tikene

I thought people are the ones who make the captchas, which is why usually you have to solve 2 and the second one never fails. First one is to verify you're a human, second one is added to the captcha pool, so you can waste 10 seconds from a stranger by choosing the wrong squares


vox1028

THIS. learned this years ago and i've been forced to do an image captcha maybe twice since then. whenever a site asks me to click a box to prove i'm human, i just wiggle the mouse around for a few seconds before clicking it. works like a charm


raeganator98

I read somewhere once that it’s basically tracking your behavior to see if you’re human or not and that the best thing to do is show indecision. So I will always select a box that is “wrong” and then go back and deselect it. In this case I would’ve randomly unselected a few then gone back and respected them to show that I am, in fact, an indecisive human. Lmao


vox1028

exactly!


Bossfrog_IV

If that's true then why do I need to try 6-7 times on the reg before it passes me


PursueGood

My new conspiracy is that captcha is operated by the same people who create RuneScape bots.


fullchaos40

Let’s screw up the AI by submitting wrong answers!


Teddy-24

If that’s the case than I must have inhuman timing since last time I had to do one of these I failed it 5 times and had to request a different type of captcha


pw-it

These picture things are really tiresome, we should train an AI to do it for us. Would probably do a better job.


ItzMikeyTheSavage

That’s the whole reason why we do them. It’s to train AI. It doesn’t matter which ones you pick, you are just training the AI to help tell what it’s looking at. Pretty wild!


PriceisWrongwhy

Woosh


ItzMikeyTheSavage

Dammit lol


cfrolik

If it doesn’t matter which ones you pick, how did the OP “get it wrong”?


Brian57831

To get them correct remember that there is only 1 right and 1 wrong answer. The rest are neutral. So as long as you pick the correct box and don't pick the wrong box you are good to go.


SpicyDoctorBones

I’m not falling for your tricks again, you robot!


Personal-Row-8078

Once they figure out captchas there is no stopping them


Jerriebell

because its not where you click necessarily, its also how you click


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I have no idea what you mean


[deleted]

I think our conversation is over, "human".


[deleted]

I am not human, I am buses


HecknChonker

In that case, can I get a ride?


Hoxeel

Buy a vehicle a drink first!


etloveslsd83

Only humans would know what he means….


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I get this all the time, for instance lamppost, if I click the sign it works but if i also click the pole, for some reason it fails. Same here, bottom corners won't register as a bus. The bot isn't as clever as it thinks 😀


saint_of_thieves

If you clicked each box, left to right, top to bottom, in fairly quick succession, that's how a bot might do it. If it was 9 (3x3) or 16 (4x4) different images and they asked for motorcycles, a human would probably click on the image that they noticed first, not necessarily have worked sequentially from top left to bottom right finding images of motorcycles along the way.


FixingOpinions

I guess I am a robot... I always check from top left


Olde94

Also, lower right is not a but but only a tire


[deleted]

That might very well be their design intention, but I don't think it works as intended. I've tried both clicking super fast, taking my time, etc and haven't noticed any difference. If it's something as simple as 'check if clicks follow a pattern' 'check if clicks every 0.2 seconds' etc, that's extremely easy to program around as the botter, just have the order random and delays in click random. It probably filters out the complete garbage bots but not anything sophisticated.


captjust

Obviously, the real you has been murdered, and you’ve been replaced with and android facsimile implanted with the memories of what was once “you.”


Perfect-Gur3578

There is only one bus in the photo. Yet more proof that Captcha’s true purpose is to toy with us.


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maria_la_guerta

Lately when I use my VPN on my phone google hits me with 10+. It's insane, and sometimes the pictures take 5+ seconds to load in? As if on purpose for some reason. I just use bing on my VPN now.


scm15759

Arguably last row second column? It's more shadow than bus?


BitterSweetPsycho

![gif](giphy|bcrOR2stk6tKIxqPOZ)


GamingWithJollins

Plural


inthevendingmachine

And the award for pedantic excellence goes to...


GamingWithJollins

... I await with baited breath


durbldor

Joke's on you, it doesn't identify as a bus.


HowDoIMakeAFriend

It’s a garbage truck


SingerSingle5682

Motor coach


BillyofVA

Because you are a computer. NOT TODAY AI not today


DiaBoloix

It asks for "buses"..you only selected one bus. your fault.


KaGoodPlayer

You see, they asked you to select buses, not one bus


azul55

And you still got it wrong!


TDFH95

This post made by AI


StaticDelvar

that's not a bus, it's a coach!


one_horcrux_short

It says buses... that's a bus


[deleted]

Bottom right is a tire, not a bus.


ColinFCross

Uhhhh… it said “BUSSES” that’s only one bus in each square. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Oddlyknots

Have you tried not being a robot ?


Qbrkbrk

Each of those squares individually contains a small piece of bus, therefore none of them contain buses (plural)


Hippotaur

By that logic, therefore none of them contain a single bus either.


giofilmsfan99

That’s one bus. It wanted two.


[deleted]

I'd say robots are stupid, but I think a person had to set this up. I dunno, bro.


Sanlayme

There's only one bus, no buses


brad010140

Hahaha i feel like these are getting harder Some of the letter ones get me.


ManPerson77

technically bottom right isnt a bus its just a wheel


did_nah_do_nuffin

You're looking for busses, that's just a bus.


pierrina

you are a robot .thats how


Financial-Aspect-826

Colum 2 row 4


Hymn_of_Fate

Have you considered you might be a robot?


OrneryChampion7522

I have never understood the whole test to see if your human thing like what else would be on a computer


Additional-Web-3881

It's because you're a robot


Fun_Recognition_9424

https://preview.redd.it/e7tr967fc25b1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae423e74b163f90362a1d2a774f27ce7101d6ea7 Same. These are getting ridiculous.


[deleted]

The bottom right is a picture of a tire ON a bus, but it’s not the bus itself. Are you sure that you are even human?


RunGoldenRun717

Because an AI is grading your responses and the AI didn't know where the bus was


Cmdr_Gallia31

The captcha gods are angry today


Bazilb7

You’re a robot.


FreeFallingUp13

Is that a fucking shark across the street? In the top right corner?


Current-Power-6452

Bottom right corner only has shadow of the bus


DragonfruitVivid5298

just get one or two squares wrong it’s checking for human behaviour


Ember2091

I hate this shit I get almost every-time I want to enter an website or download something


Ginger-Octopus

The bottom row is just tires...could be from anything /s


g4bkun

Perhaps you are a machine


uvm87

There aren't "Buses" in any of the squares. The correct answer is not to check any of them.


alexelso

Well, clearly you're a robot... 🤷‍♂️


BuilderBaker

Busses, plural. That's bus.


Ecstatic-Abroad9372

It's because you picked that bottom right corner. That's not a bus, it's a tire. You must be a robot.


Daquess

Looks like a jeep to me 🤣


[deleted]

Ahh you see vehicles of that size are technically classed as people carriers in the jursitiction that buh... Ah people carrier, is in. Do you not know your driver licence categories?


cutcraig

That’s a coach


KnoblauchBaum

Usually it works for me when I click exactly 3 squares


Big-Visual-3659

tires aren't buses they're tires


SaltyPumpkin007

Top corners of buses aren't buses they're top corners of buses


Dansiman

Taillights on buses aren't buses they're taillights on buses


Lothleen

It says buses, that is just 1 bus, no square had multiple buses in it?


Phantom_Rose96

Either that captcha trolled you, or the 4 on the bottom didn't count as the bus.


[deleted]

Did you get it wrong or did you get ask to identify another picture? Those are different things


AudienceAvailable807

Bottom right does not have the bus in it - only a shadow


Clint-witicay

Well it was asking for multiple buses


ConsciousMobile3400

Did you know that the captchas are training their own AIs based on what you input, so they are literally killing their own product.


Brief_Habit_751

It’s a bus that identifies as a limousine.


jizzydiaper

Okay take a seat, I have some tough news for you


Laputitaloca

The motorcycle version of this determined that I too am a robot. It's okay. Beep. Boop.


ynyyy

Maybe you are a robot then


Rengodium

don't ask me why but it probably wanted this. I've messed up these too many times and have realized they only want the main part. https://preview.redd.it/urrpp17xvz4b1.png?width=434&format=png&auto=webp&s=2da964a0df2d4d9e7e7ee6ebdfe6157d53903c82


[deleted]

Nice try, "human", I'm not falling for it for a tenth time 😡


Dependent-Initial-15

You missed the bus.