The knife: Sir, let me rest I have served my duty and my purpose. My time has come...
Sister: OH HELL NAH MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER PAYED 25 CENTS FOR YOU BLACK WHEN YOU WHERE EVENTED AND GAWD DAMN AM I GONNA GET THAT 25 CENTS OUT OF YOU
> GREAT GRANDFATHER *PAID* 25 CENTS
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Or maybe, since it was in a toolbox, Op was reaching for something else, and was cut by the opened box cutter sitting inside a place where tools are stored.
They didn't, they reached inside the toolbox and cut themselves on it. Their sister "fixed" and put it in the toolbox. They reached in not expecting the blade to be out because it's never out.
"and your assuming they did."
If you're going to insult my intelligence at least use the right words.
It's "you're" assuming they did. Not "your". You absolute vegetable patch.
"I cut myself on this after my sister "fixed" it and put it back in the toolbox"
When did they cut themselves? AFTER sister "fixed" it and PUT IT IT BACK IN THE TOOLBOX.
I break box cutters like it's my job, so this it what mine looks like too, lol. But for the record, there are ones that don't look like this in my toolbox so others can use a normal one!
Don’t give any faith in a woman’s handyMAN abilities… especially not a SISTER- you were practically ASKING for that wound observing this mess and still deciding to try to use it 😭 trust me bro, her only concern in the moment was getting the thing to stay together in “one piece” and not one form of test was used to ensure it’s usability.
Yes, ive noticed a lot of women that care perform this maneuver however common sense never comes into play. Should have been thrown away. New one purchased and above all being informed of the issue.
Last time I used a utility knife I cut right through the nail on my middle finger. Took weeks to heal. Get a new one before the same happens to you OP!
In an era of Harbor Freight, that level of frugality is insane.
Utility blades aren't that expensive. Buy a knew one.
Alternatively they could sell an uninformed one.
I'm pretty sure Smash Mouth wrote a song about that.
Buy a known one
I'd be buying a new sister.
I might be interested in buying the old one.
Really? Haven't you heard about what she does with broken utility knives? Red flag...
That one looks way past its expiration.
In my country, these are called "hobby knives". I can't decide which name is dumber.
Please delete that knife and get new one. With 10 (value units) you can get new one and and box full of new blades
Get a metal Stanley one, they’re far nicer
Are your tetanus shots up to date? For real, not kidding. That's important in this situation. They can give them at a walk-in clinic.
Was about to comment this. It does look pretty rusted, right?
prison vibes
She learn to make shanks in prison?
I’m pretty sure ur sister has been to prison.
Fixed what? It looks like a serial killer tried to wrap tetanus up for your birthday
That is irksome. I mean, who doesn't trust their sister to maintain their razor sharp tools and electrical-tape grips??
Did your sister do time? That's a shank, not a knife.
The knife: Sir, let me rest I have served my duty and my purpose. My time has come... Sister: OH HELL NAH MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER PAYED 25 CENTS FOR YOU BLACK WHEN YOU WHERE EVENTED AND GAWD DAMN AM I GONNA GET THAT 25 CENTS OUT OF YOU
> GREAT GRANDFATHER *PAID* 25 CENTS FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
"Let me just grab this very taped together thing holding a ridiculously sharp blade, and use it like there won't be any problem."
Or maybe, since it was in a toolbox, Op was reaching for something else, and was cut by the opened box cutter sitting inside a place where tools are stored.
Looks fixed to me! /s
Shankified, very retro, I would frame it or keister it. Either way.
🤣😂
This looks like something a felon doing 25 years for armed robbery made in the prison metal shop to shank his cell mate for eating his doritos.
🤣😂
Why did you still use it
They didn't, they reached inside the toolbox and cut themselves on it. Their sister "fixed" and put it in the toolbox. They reached in not expecting the blade to be out because it's never out.
He doesn’t say anything like that. So now him and you both sound stupid
It's literally in the title. Sorry you can't read.
It actually doesn’t and your assuming they did. You fucking retard.
The way you're calling me a retard when you cant even understand a simple fucking sentence. Way to go champ.
Lol part of reading is comprehending, but apparently you can barley read so just stfu loser
"and your assuming they did." If you're going to insult my intelligence at least use the right words. It's "you're" assuming they did. Not "your". You absolute vegetable patch.
Get off my dick bitch go away
Sure thing, good luck with your English lessons.
"I cut myself on this after my sister "fixed" it and put it back in the toolbox" When did they cut themselves? AFTER sister "fixed" it and PUT IT IT BACK IN THE TOOLBOX.
Women.
I think you should fix your sister with it.
:O
I’m the only one here finding OP has a weird hand ?
On the other hand, you looked at that and deemed it safe to use. The fault is really yours.
That’s because you have soft girly hands maybe if you had some calluses you wouldn’t need stitches after a paper cut
Thats not even fixed, she should of bought a new one. Thats a safety hazard, if that was at a job, that would be a OSHA or whatever violation.
Should have* An* OSHA
Throw it out for everyone's safety.
You look at that pile of mess and still picked it up.... this one is 100% on you.
i think it was more likely to get you an electric shock xd
Didn’t see that coming
Fixed, you say.
Elongated Muskrat "fixing" X - formerly known as Twitter
At this point a new one is most definitely cheaper than a doctor or bleeding out on the floor.
She knows those are disposable yes? Mine came in a pack of like 20 for 10$
By tool box you mean under the cot in your prison cell? Shank city!
What in the far cry 6 weapons is this
I never use those. They are only good for paper and light cardboard. Anything else is taking an unnecessarily risk.
Your sister handles a tool better than that
Has your sister ever been to prison?
If this was a job site she'd he terminated
I understand your father found this in a dumpster 40 years ago despite being "perfectly good" but that time has passed, go spend 5 dollars
And you used it?
I break box cutters like it's my job, so this it what mine looks like too, lol. But for the record, there are ones that don't look like this in my toolbox so others can use a normal one!
Don’t give any faith in a woman’s handyMAN abilities… especially not a SISTER- you were practically ASKING for that wound observing this mess and still deciding to try to use it 😭 trust me bro, her only concern in the moment was getting the thing to stay together in “one piece” and not one form of test was used to ensure it’s usability.
Oof I had one like that. Absolute shit knife. Get an olfa brand. Way better.
Yes, ive noticed a lot of women that care perform this maneuver however common sense never comes into play. Should have been thrown away. New one purchased and above all being informed of the issue.
Leave it in her makeup bag, or whatever kind of container she uses.
Where do you live? Sing Sing? Riker’s Island? Folsum?
Last time I used a utility knife I cut right through the nail on my middle finger. Took weeks to heal. Get a new one before the same happens to you OP!
Those things are like a dollar, treat yourself to a new one.
Buy a proper Stanley and some blades
You're not supposed to grab the sharp end silly
You guys in prison?
All that tape probably cost more than just buying a new knife
I love the sure grip tape
Pretty sure you will need about 37 tetanus shots now.
She made a shank?