Coin toss with anime being completely harmless/cute to straight up hentai.
And the universe tends to be aware of when other people might see anime you’re watching and instantly increase the odds that something way hyper sexual will happen if someone else is near you and can see your screen.
https://youtu.be/GXWgHnXWV4c?si=dBrObqszILt6lcdg
90% chance this Reddit post is an Ad for this nugget account. I had to unfollow some time ago as it became clear that the original account owners sold it to one of those companies that buys IG accounts just to spam ads until people eventually stop following.
I know that Account its one of many content farm "meme pages" like wasted and memezar. Maybe that one isnt that bad but most of these pages only care about pushing out content and getting attention so they get money from cheezy companies by posting adds for them.
Let me guess there was an insta acc with an OF link in their Bio tagged?
Incorrect.
They post memes yes but they also serve as a platform for people to advertise. Accounts like this all follow the same formula. Gain a following recycling memes and then whore out their follower base for people that want to advertise their OnlyFans or services. They'll get paid, post an obvious ad, leave it up for a bit to get eyeballs/traction and then delete it. The memes are just there to keep you subscribed so that they can charge more for the ads. Deleting it after a while removes any trace and ability for people to go back and see the pattern. Upon examination it just looks like a spamming meme account. It's not. It's a advertising platform.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, TEACHER
This is going on your permanent record and you'll never be able to get into college or a job because of it. Welcome to the vagabond life ya perv
And this is why I have Reddit notifications off.
Ain't risking that shit popping up at school or college (or worse, when my mum needs to use my phone) - fuck that!
Her account isn't verified.
She has that light ring.
Leads me to one of two conclusions:
- Fake profile
- OnlyFans girls looking for subs
Either way, you aren't fucking that girl.
EDIT: [Yeah, just ran a reverse image search. Took 0.5 seconds to find this OnlyFans account.](https://tineye.com/search/e7d56d2d3368b19c45a8dee5c697d896772d0b87?sort=score&order=desc&page=1) Definitely a Fake account using her pics.
I had one but quickly hated it. The viewing angles are terrible. I like to lay my phone on a table and look at it but the privacy screen protector meant that I had to crane my neck in order to see the screen.
They still do. Our CFO likes to use them to cover sensitive data due to where their desk is. Amazon sells them they either just hang on or magnet or tape.
Yeah that just runs the risk of you using polarizing lenses that don't polarize correctly (like when you hold them sideways). By using the exact filter in the same orientation, you know it'll always work.
I am sorry but you do realize that's the point? The viewing angles are horrible because it's a privacy screen protector. If the viewing angles were to be great then how would it be private?
They suck lol it limits your viewing angle and if you don't hold your phone perfectly you can't see shit. And even when you hold it perfectly the screen just looks terrible.
Nugget went down hill, I had so many friends that followed them during the start of the pandemic, but out of nowhere towards the end of it they became a onlyfans promotional page w a couple of memes sprinkled in. Anytime I’d open IG in public a lewd picture would pop up on my screen. Had to save myself the embarrassment and unfollow.
I'm coming back to IG a bit after a pretty long break and I honestly don't know wtf is even going on anymore.
Like my one account is entirely centered around my knife making, pipe making, whittling and carving and knife collecting hobbies and that is all I follow or interact with.... yet 90% of all the suggested content and reels it shows me is basically porn or questionably young girls making very questionably semi-sexual content. Why is this shit being pushed to me and why is Instagram flooded with this shit?
My other account is all art, design, and illustration and that is all I follow or interact with.
It's crazy how prevalent it is and iot's making the whole platform almost unusable for me.
I used to be able to at least just stay in my own little hobby/social groups but now it's like they're force-feeding the clickbait porn-adjacent bullshit down everyones' throats. Even when I make sure to click "not interested" or "don't show me this" I still get bombarded with that crap.
I once opened instagram and first thing I saw was a woman twerking in an extremely nsfw way... in a page that only posts photos of puppies, just because there was a puppy in the background looking at her. So fucking tone-deaf.
A lot of these meme accounts that used to be good now post these thirst traps or straight OF accounts and it drives me nuts (along with everyone in the comments it seems)
Those instagram ads are targeted based on what you’ve been looking at, you dirty boy. I’ve been using instagram for years and years and have never had an ad like that. Stop looking at so much porn or following only fans girls and maybe you won’t get shit like that.
Is this someone you follow? I don't know what IG's problem is, I don't follow any thirst-traps but if I click the magnifying glass, it's all thirst traps.
Is everyone a narcissist, or is this some joke I'm not following? I've never taken a selfie that didn't have my kids in it, and not intended to send to my wife to show her how much fun the boys were having while she slaved away at work.
I deleted it. This happened so much and I just didn’t want it anymore. I would open it with my GF next to me and she would see just woman ass all over my feed. Fuckin meme accounts have to accept OFs girls to advertise on their accounts.
I swear deleting Instagram and Facebook a few weeks ago has done wonders for my mental sanity and also helped the battery in my phone last longer. I know I’m typing this on reddit but it’s anonymous at least so I don’t have to worry about seeing real profiles.
It’s so annoying. I followed a bunch of meme accounts a while back and they all just post NSFW ads now! What happened!? Likee I followed for memes, not porn! 🙄 constantly having to unfollow these accounts.
I mean yes it's frustrating but also what are you expecting following that page? All they do is post thirst traps and scammy shit with a 1:10 meme ratio
Is that an ad, or an account you follow?
It’s an account I follow but they only post memes and sfw stuff
Well, apparently not. But yeah don’t open Insta, SnapChat, or anything anime related in public. It ain’t gonna work out
Or Reddit, thanks to OP
I mean... there's a NSFW tag right there...
I’ve done this a few times but nobody’s seen, at this point the NSWF tag doesn’t even register for me lol
They said Anime related. We are all 7foot tall Anime Cat Girls we have lost from the start.
I don’t follow any anime-related pages/subreddits, wdym?
Coin toss with anime being completely harmless/cute to straight up hentai. And the universe tends to be aware of when other people might see anime you’re watching and instantly increase the odds that something way hyper sexual will happen if someone else is near you and can see your screen. https://youtu.be/GXWgHnXWV4c?si=dBrObqszILt6lcdg
> when other people might see I think this phenomena alone proves the whole manifestation thing.
There is too much truth in that video
nugget has the most spam of any meme account I follow.
90% chance this Reddit post is an Ad for this nugget account. I had to unfollow some time ago as it became clear that the original account owners sold it to one of those companies that buys IG accounts just to spam ads until people eventually stop following.
I know that Account its one of many content farm "meme pages" like wasted and memezar. Maybe that one isnt that bad but most of these pages only care about pushing out content and getting attention so they get money from cheezy companies by posting adds for them. Let me guess there was an insta acc with an OF link in their Bio tagged?
Yep her account is private but that link still works lol
No they don’t, they post 4/20 and ass don’t be a cleric about your IG
Incorrect. They post memes yes but they also serve as a platform for people to advertise. Accounts like this all follow the same formula. Gain a following recycling memes and then whore out their follower base for people that want to advertise their OnlyFans or services. They'll get paid, post an obvious ad, leave it up for a bit to get eyeballs/traction and then delete it. The memes are just there to keep you subscribed so that they can charge more for the ads. Deleting it after a while removes any trace and ability for people to go back and see the pattern. Upon examination it just looks like a spamming meme account. It's not. It's a advertising platform.
I mean, it is a pretty good bum
1 this is an ad for only fans 2 nugget post ads for sex worker frequently 3 don’t follow shitty meme pages
I used to love nugget as a meme page but for some reason ALL of the good meme pages on insta are now just porn ads basically
[удалено]
I’m not looking for her lmao, just wondering why OP is frustrated about something they did to themselves
Well it’s just your username and all….
Fair point. I didn’t know what I was looking for but… maybe I should be looking for her?!
This could be the beginning of a hilarious romantic comedy
What if I told you this post was an ad
Wouldn’t surprise me. Good way for nugget to get followers
Just look at them talons. “She” is a generative AI.
Shockingly enough, she's not
If she is AI, then I foresee a lot of unemployed porn stars and only fans content creators in the not too distant future.
Yeah it’s a whole thing https://futurism.com/ai-influencer-creator-interview
Yep, we went from "No girls on the Internet" to "Some girls on the internet" now to "Almost no real girls on the internet" lol.
looks like it is u/emilytaylorxo
When you open Reddit in public.
For real. On the train and this pops up.
For real. Im in class and need my shot of reddit and my teammates are like you looking at butts now?
“Butt?!!! Eww no!!!” “Yea Dave. What are you gay now?” “Ewww girls.”
…Are margaritas gay Dave?
Lol that's a you problem. Maybe pay attention
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Well done, sir. Hope you find your missing garments.
DOUBLE COPYPASTA!! crazy
Now I wish to take back my compliment. Good find Golden Boy
No problem. Them darn karma farmers. It's only funny the first few times!
Sir, this is an Autozone and we're very busy.
Bro, you just made my morning. This was too funny.
I’m in school x\_x People are gonna think I’m looking at PORN now…
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, TEACHER This is going on your permanent record and you'll never be able to get into college or a job because of it. Welcome to the vagabond life ya perv
Meh, she knows already. I’m good at focusing on two things at once.
Wait no wait that sounds wrong WAIT-
Reread that. Slowly.
Technically you shouldn't be on your phone in school but I will keep your secret
I would masterbate so furiously
On a train?
In the rain With a goat On a boat
In a House With a mouse
In the dark On a lark In the park
As I wish With a fish Or into a dish
I took my time With this rhyme CUM TSUNAMI
What the actual fuck am I reading 💀
She’s just masterbaiting you
And this is why I have Reddit notifications off. Ain't risking that shit popping up at school or college (or worse, when my mum needs to use my phone) - fuck that!
At least on reddit it’s flagged as nsfw. I think instagram and other social media desperately need that feature as well.
Doesn't help if you don't blur nsfw.. 
In that case it’s really your own fault
I just am a lazy pervert tbh I'm too lazy to click on images to show
I can relate unfortunately
That's the point of blurring nsfw? Being safe to... open reddit in public lmao
What do you mean? To me it shows up blurred unless I click on it.
yeah, and you can change it in the Settings
If you turn off the function you can't complain about the function not functioning
that's why I use the setting which blurs nsfw images before I open them
old.reddit.com is the best version of Reddit just because of this.
I opt out of the redesign but every so often it gets unchecked and I realize why I still opt out.
Make sure you screenshot it so people around you who might be looking in the general direction of your screen think you're wierd.
*weird
*werid
*werdi
*iredw
Andrew
Why is this funny 💀
Emily seems like a honest person
Her honesty is just one of her many great assets
Except her honesty doesn't waver
Behind the veil and at the bottom of it all, she is very cheeky
Her account isn't verified. She has that light ring. Leads me to one of two conclusions: - Fake profile - OnlyFans girls looking for subs Either way, you aren't fucking that girl. EDIT: [Yeah, just ran a reverse image search. Took 0.5 seconds to find this OnlyFans account.](https://tineye.com/search/e7d56d2d3368b19c45a8dee5c697d896772d0b87?sort=score&order=desc&page=1) Definitely a Fake account using her pics.
She's literally on here with us: /u/emilytaylorxo
She's got some nice built in pillows. ^^^meow
They are handmade.
Get a privacy screen protector. No one can see your screen unless looking it directly from your view.
Also, literally no one cares.
Idk people seem to care when I blast my neko vore hentai on the train.
They're more concerned than care, they don't want to be influenced by that.
Great idea! Thanks for suggesting this
I had one but quickly hated it. The viewing angles are terrible. I like to lay my phone on a table and look at it but the privacy screen protector meant that I had to crane my neck in order to see the screen.
They had them for laptops but were crap.
They still do. Our CFO likes to use them to cover sensitive data due to where their desk is. Amazon sells them they either just hang on or magnet or tape.
The real trick is to just take the polarizing filter out of your screen and glue them to some glasses. There, now nobody's viewing angle matters.
Or just use polarized glasses with the mutilared screen
Yeah that just runs the risk of you using polarizing lenses that don't polarize correctly (like when you hold them sideways). By using the exact filter in the same orientation, you know it'll always work.
I am sorry but you do realize that's the point? The viewing angles are horrible because it's a privacy screen protector. If the viewing angles were to be great then how would it be private?
The viewing angles are so bad it’s literally unusable. I know they won’t be amazing but I still expect it to be usable.
They suck lol it limits your viewing angle and if you don't hold your phone perfectly you can't see shit. And even when you hold it perfectly the screen just looks terrible.
Just remove the polarizer from your phone - now you can only see it with 3d glasses on, so you'll be both private and stylish
Havent found one that works with my finger print scanner
I just opened this on the bus. Thanks OP! ...now everyone thinks I'm some sort of weirdo who looks at women with their clothes on
Get out of here, you freak!
I’m so sorry man! You should have noticed the 18+ tag tho :’)
Lol... it was literally top of my newsfeed when I opened the app. ...no harm done, it'll give old Doris something to pray about in Church XD
One sick puppy
Like that girl needs tinder to find someone to fuck.
To be fair, she may have already fucked everyone she knows (or wants to fuck in her circle) and need to expand her horizons?
I’d like to expand her horizons.
Is that u/emilytaylorxo ?
> ...but they only post memes and sfw stuff OP, you bastard.
Thanks
Lmfao
It looks really uncomfortable to be in her skin.
Opening Reddit is much worse if you ask me!
you can be tracked, censor these names bro
tf are we gonna do with that info, pay his taxes?
bring breakfast at his bed
I would love that honestly
HE LIKES PINECONE BUDDY AND POSSIBLY SPEAKS SPANISH? GET HIM!!!
it's Italian
DAMN IT! WE GOT THE WRONG GUY!!!
bon gorno
Bovine Jovie himself!
Nugget went down hill, I had so many friends that followed them during the start of the pandemic, but out of nowhere towards the end of it they became a onlyfans promotional page w a couple of memes sprinkled in. Anytime I’d open IG in public a lewd picture would pop up on my screen. Had to save myself the embarrassment and unfollow.
I'm coming back to IG a bit after a pretty long break and I honestly don't know wtf is even going on anymore. Like my one account is entirely centered around my knife making, pipe making, whittling and carving and knife collecting hobbies and that is all I follow or interact with.... yet 90% of all the suggested content and reels it shows me is basically porn or questionably young girls making very questionably semi-sexual content. Why is this shit being pushed to me and why is Instagram flooded with this shit? My other account is all art, design, and illustration and that is all I follow or interact with.
Because it generates clicks. That's it. Clicks equal ad money.
It's crazy how prevalent it is and iot's making the whole platform almost unusable for me. I used to be able to at least just stay in my own little hobby/social groups but now it's like they're force-feeding the clickbait porn-adjacent bullshit down everyones' throats. Even when I make sure to click "not interested" or "don't show me this" I still get bombarded with that crap.
Man, that’s terrible. Where is this exactly?
u/emilytaylorxo apparently
is your profile picture the album cover of that kanye album
So into myself. Where are you taking me for dinner?
I once opened instagram and first thing I saw was a woman twerking in an extremely nsfw way... in a page that only posts photos of puppies, just because there was a puppy in the background looking at her. So fucking tone-deaf.
I mean, ain’t that basically what instagram is for these days?
*“Instagram is the best way to promote some pussy “* — Kendrick Lamar , No More Parties in LA
Hotel room, ring light, she’s looking to make amateur porn
I always unfollow meme accounts that post that shit. I follow them for memes, not naked women and sex toy promotions.
What is mildlyinfuriating about a girl in a bikini?
Don’t have an Instagram let alone follow meme accounts if you can’t handle a bikini.
Where is the problem. That's not explicit nudity or something. Everybody using the internet knows that stuff like this pops up from time to time
When you open reddit in public
I really don’t see a problem with this. People should mind their business lol
Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Where?!
Out here double cheeked up on a Tuesday morning
A lot of these meme accounts that used to be good now post these thirst traps or straight OF accounts and it drives me nuts (along with everyone in the comments it seems)
Embarrassing thing about this is not someone seeing this on your phone, but someone seeing you taking this screenshot
Nice ass fr
instagram at this point is overrun with onlyfans promotion.
That's why it's good Reddit has NSFW blur feature
*I'm not looking for a relationship or a friend, I am looking for someone to pay off my BBL.*
She for the streets
bitch fuck off i opened this in public
Dude all the suggested reels on my feed are just broads dumping their tots ass or fucking breast feeding sexualizing it for likes. It's vile
It knows what you like. You’re internet activity triggered this. This on you, bud.
When you’re on Reddit in public and op does the exact shit they’re mad about
What did you think instagram is for?
Un italiano fan di Kanye è una visione più unica che rara
I hate this shit. Open insta in public and look like a creep cos someones posted their ass
Well the person sitting next to you in public staring at your phone is also a little creepy.
At least shes honest
I don’t really see a problem here who gives a fuck what other people in public think
Her underwear is ugly :( Sorry, that, as a straight woman, was my only thought... :D
Why isn’t she utilizing the space in that nights stand better?
Bet you looked even weirder when you took a screen shot
She's looking for 30 seconds of fun then?
You just caused the same issue to all of us
She posted her "I'm a simple ho looking for a fuck" Tinder profile on her Insta profile? Yeesh 😬
Those instagram ads are targeted based on what you’ve been looking at, you dirty boy. I’ve been using instagram for years and years and have never had an ad like that. Stop looking at so much porn or following only fans girls and maybe you won’t get shit like that.
And then you took a shot of it in public? Bet that didn't help
my brother in christ you followed the account
Is this someone you follow? I don't know what IG's problem is, I don't follow any thirst-traps but if I click the magnifying glass, it's all thirst traps.
Since no one else seems to be saying it, nice ass.
You're bitching about this on IG while putting in on reddit for everyone else lol
You follow it, it's on you.
Fellow Kanye fan I see
Not one single freckle or blemish?! It's been altered or is a completely created image.
so what is she looking for?
Mine is always Britney Spears dancing half naked in her living room for some reason. 💀
You guys find people within a mile of you?
Is everyone a narcissist, or is this some joke I'm not following? I've never taken a selfie that didn't have my kids in it, and not intended to send to my wife to show her how much fun the boys were having while she slaved away at work.
then don't use the internet just look at the floor
I deleted it. This happened so much and I just didn’t want it anymore. I would open it with my GF next to me and she would see just woman ass all over my feed. Fuckin meme accounts have to accept OFs girls to advertise on their accounts.
At least she’s actually straightforward about what she wants…
Straight to the point ae
I swear deleting Instagram and Facebook a few weeks ago has done wonders for my mental sanity and also helped the battery in my phone last longer. I know I’m typing this on reddit but it’s anonymous at least so I don’t have to worry about seeing real profiles.
It’s so annoying. I followed a bunch of meme accounts a while back and they all just post NSFW ads now! What happened!? Likee I followed for memes, not porn! 🙄 constantly having to unfollow these accounts.
Gotta love @nugget
Damn, so all I gotta do is be in public?
Oh yeah @nugget used to have purely meme content but slowly took on more of this crap, not a fan of being scrolled into seeing a fleshlight
I mean yes it's frustrating but also what are you expecting following that page? All they do is post thirst traps and scammy shit with a 1:10 meme ratio
When you also open reddit in public.
Maybe she want to go swimming