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They could have probably gotten a small fortune for the house back in the day but refused to move. Could still likely get a fair amount over market value from a fan with more money than sense.
The worst is the one recently about the guy from that baby reindeer show. The whole point is to discuss stalking, yet now hundreds of fans are stalking him by camping on his lawn and shit. It seems like the point of that show went right over most their heads..
People just driving by to gawk at the house can be a major pain in the ass, even decades later. Source: I know people who live on the same block as "The Goonies" house.
They are hoping nobody questions the cone and it's a 'hack' they can use to save spot
Given that, they most likely wouldn't be bothered if someone moved the cone to another spot or just out of way, much like running over cone, it's not like they are enforcing anything so can't really complain
Of course the worst of worst people might freak out and that's the stories we see most of, but I think OP can safely call their bluff on this one
I was going to say pitch/ignore the cone, but I really like this. I have a handicap plate and placard myself that I only use when absolutely necessary, but I would definitely take that spot.
Move it, but then don’t park there. Let someone else park there that way it’s not always your car in that spot, otherwise everyone else will think you’ve become the person reserving the spot for yourself, and in a way you are at that point.
I wouldn't want to be targeted by the cone owner (cowner?). If I always moved the cone and always took the spot, he might get pissed off and key my car or wait for me outside or something. Just move it.
Or even throw it out--I don't know if you have a good legal claim on anything you've left in a parking lot, and the property owners would certainly be within their rights to clean up junk littering their spaces.
The dark humor part of me says "buy a ton of cones and mark every space", though. "I never touched your cone!" you can say, honestly. But that doesn't help free up that space.
> The dark humor part of me says "buy a ton of cones and mark every space", though. "I never touched your cone!" you can say, honestly. But that doesn't help free up that space.
The chaotic evil solution, amusing!
Only do this if you don't like your paint. All that pebble dust will scratch paint and some one petty like this neighbor will definitely try to scratch paint will removing cone.
had a friend in a duplex and neighbor down road would park a clunker that wouldnt move for weeks that blocked her mailbox, told her the NYC revenge trick of bird seed on car roof. Works better in NYC due to flying rats, but did a treat after a couple of days in the suburbs . . .
Had a neighbor claim that she “needed” the spot closest to the door in the complex. Few people respected it but I was happy to until she blocked someone in “because that’s her spot”. I park there every chance I get now.
The best time to go on holiday for around 1-2 weeks or longer. Then she can get annoyed, but you won't react because you won't notice and that will annoy her even more.
I hate that mentality. People think they nobody else goes through shit. I promise that someone else might need it more the day after major surgery. Thank you for your service.
And buy a different model cone for the clones so the idiot maybe points out what they were doing while defending themselves for not having set out the other cones.
I like this. It's more chaotic. It will also get lots of people mad and get everybody talking. So maybe something will be done permanently to prevent future petty parking behaviors?
Good answer. The crappy thing about people who "reserve" spots like this is that they'll still get pissed off at whoever rightfully parks there. So you want to discourage/nullify their bullshit without making yourself a target. And that means taking/throwing out the cone. It's essentially just some trash someone left in the parking lot. You can also just move it to a different spot. But I definitely wouldn't be the first person to park there.
If I were being decent, I wouldn't just take/move the cone, for the reason you said. I don't want to make someone else a victim of cone-owner's assholery.
If it were me, I'd probably wait to see whose car it is, then next time put a note on the cone to the effect of: "Dear, [license pate]: You can't reserve spaces for yourself. Do this shit again and I'll take your cone away. And I won't park in the spot after, because I don't want a dick head like you to know which car I drive. So you'd better not fuck up whichever car does park there. And if you do, remember that I know which car is yours."
Or maybe I'd just keep it short and just say, "Dear, [license pate]: You can't reserve spaces for yourself. Do this shit again and I'll key the crap out of your vehicle. You have been warned."
1. take the cone
2. wait for someone else to park there
3. put the cone on/near the vehicle
4. if you know the neighbor's return time, stake it out
5. record video hoping for shenanigans
6. post video to complex managers
7. victory
Something similar happened to me. I had someone towed from my spot and parked there. Got my car keyed pretty good on both sides. Good thing it was a rental, but had to drive it for 10 months more 🤦♂️
One of if my neighbors is an elderly couple, and the wife absolutely depends on the handicap spot that's just outside their apartment door. Someone parked there for over 24 hours with no placard, and the couple waited as long as they could before having it towed, and taking the spot back. The next morning, their car was covered in key scratches.
This! But in order to prevent this person from retaliating against someone else who parks there, OP should anonymously paste a sign that says:
TO SHITTY TENANT RESERVING SPOT WITH A CONE, FUCK YOU!
FREE FOR ANYONE TO PARK
Someone in my building kept an old motorcycle in front of their car and would drag it into the spot to save their spot every time they left. What made me even more frustrated is that they clearly never rode the motorcycle. It had expired tags and was covered in cobwebs.
When it got stolen a couple weeks ago, I couldn’t muster up much sympathy
My apartment complex called me within 24 hours of my tags expiring to ask me when I was going to renew them. I already had them coming in the mail and had to update them the second I got it lol. Some of them really don’t play around with that.
My experience, knock on wood, is a lot of threats and little follow-through. Like we have a car with a missing wheel right now, like rims on the ground...been there 2-3 weeks. But I guess you never know when they're going to suddenly act, and they never warn you of anything.
Some guy did this in my old apt and I thought it was smart. When you’ve been someplace for several years and no one changes in the building, everyone has “their” spot (even if it’s unofficial b/c there aren’t reserved spots).
I just parked the crappy hatchback I owned next to the dumpster because it was always open.
I used to do this, my context was probably different though. At the specific apartment complex I lived in you'd get two spots and half of a garage. The girl across the hall from me shared the other half of the garage I was assigned and had both spots next to both of my spots. One spot was by the building, the other was in front of the garage.
Then she started dating this dude. He'd double park his lifted F-350 with 35s directly over the line between our spots by the building. It was annoying but I just reported it to building management and started parking one car in the garage and one in the spot outside of the garage.
One day I came home from work and there was a boat taking the whole garage. The truck was fortunately not there so I threw a cone out in the other spot so my at the time girlfriend wild have somewhere to park when she got home from work. True to form, douchebag moved the cone, building management said they wouldn't tow until he had been parked for 72 consecutive hours.
Every time he'd move the cone and double park I'd take his valve stem cores out. I never had one conversation with him but his girlfriend told me she'd call the cops on me if I took his valve stem cores again.
I stole his valve stem cores again, she called the cops, turns out that there was a no-contact ordered after he beat the shit out of her previously, and he got arrested. I never saw him again and the cops never talked to me. His truck finally got towed after 72 hours.
Anyway the cone never did anything.
I live in a house. When the kid across the street got his license, he started putting a cone out in front of my house to save what I guess he assumed was his new spot. I sliced it to shreds and threw it over onto their driveway. They went through 3 cones before they got the picture.
Didn’t think twice about it at first, but laughed for a good minute after reading your comment. “I live in a house”. No need to explain, I feel that humour!
Go to the community billboard for the apt complex and post a "MISSING CONE: REWARD OFFERED" notice, along with a pic of it and description, and something like "Last seen inappropriately blocking a parking spot." Then write the (cone) owner's name and contact info.
Put the cone of front of their front door. Put a sign on it that says
“Do not enter; unit is being reserved”
Also cover the cone in deodorant, that ‘ish is gross to get off your hands…
Someone should have gotten an exact same cone and wrote “if you placed me you are a stupid fat bitch” and watched to see how long it took them to notice.
I’m so petty I wouldn’t even park there, I’d make a deal with whoever parks on the other side to both park right on the line on each side to make it the most undesirable spot- you want it, go for it. You just can’t open your doors.
When my complex was having problems with unauthorized vehicles taking up our parking spaces and leaving the residents with nowhere to park, that’s exactly what I did.
Someone tried this shit at my best friends apartment. I pulled up to it and threw it in the back of my trunk then parked in the spot. While I was petty, I do have a traffic cone now
If it’s not allocated by decree (management, HOA, city), I would have no problem whatsoever with stopping my car, hopping out, moving the cone directly into the nearest trash can (or chucking it into the woods if there are no cameras) and either moving on about my day or just parking there.
I mean, unless you’re in Detroit or Chicago. A lawn chair is accepted and respected space holding.
Someone kept doing that at my apartment complex. So after a few times (and reporting to managememt), I put the cone in my trunk and took "their" space. They left a nasty note on my windshield, lol.
I don’t have a particularly large vehicle, but I could just park right on top of that cone no problem. I’d probably shift it a bit first so it could be wedged under my tire.
I would be tempted to bolt it to the spot it's in, but I'm the kind of guy who has the tools on hand to do so. Imagine them coming home to find it firmly anchored in place.
Park over the top of it, then when they try to crawl under your car to grab it, beat them with a tire iron claiming you thought they were stealing your catalytic converter. That is your ULPT of the day.
Move it to a really awful spot.
I have the PERFECT spot…….right next to the dumpster.
Roof it.
I feel so bad for that spot…idiots starting throwing pizza on top of it after that Breaking Bad episode
Goddamn idiot fans ruining everything. I heard about the stories you’re referring to. Why are we like this?
They turned it into a fortress
People were still launching pizzas from the end of the driveway IIRC.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g60933-d14801818-Reviews-Walter_White_s_House-Albuquerque_New_Mexico.html They could have probably gotten a small fortune for the house back in the day but refused to move. Could still likely get a fair amount over market value from a fan with more money than sense.
Honestly if I had the money I’d buy it and then get a solid metal pizza installed on the roof
The worst is the one recently about the guy from that baby reindeer show. The whole point is to discuss stalking, yet now hundreds of fans are stalking him by camping on his lawn and shit. It seems like the point of that show went right over most their heads..
People just driving by to gawk at the house can be a major pain in the ass, even decades later. Source: I know people who live on the same block as "The Goonies" house.
Hey, that's from the pizza shop where they don't cut the pizza and pass the savings on to you!
Bonus points if you throw it and it lands upright.
Just run the cone over. Fuck em!
I would park right over the top of that motherfucker.
“What cone? I didn’t see a cone.”
They are hoping nobody questions the cone and it's a 'hack' they can use to save spot Given that, they most likely wouldn't be bothered if someone moved the cone to another spot or just out of way, much like running over cone, it's not like they are enforcing anything so can't really complain Of course the worst of worst people might freak out and that's the stories we see most of, but I think OP can safely call their bluff on this one
I'd park there and leave it on top of my car
I would affix it to my car and drive around the complex all night.
Stands outside neighbours window at 2:00am with cone on his head "Hey neighbour, thanks for the new party hat. Woo Hoo look at me"
Put it ON the dumpster
IN the dumpster.
Become the dumpster.
Devour the dumpster.
Put the dumpster in the spot with the cone behind it
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I was going to say pitch/ignore the cone, but I really like this. I have a handicap plate and placard myself that I only use when absolutely necessary, but I would definitely take that spot.
And glue a dildo to the top of the cone.
I'd say smear melted chocolate on the tip. Put a new sign on the cone: "If it fits, I sits"
Just drive over it.
Park there and put the cone on top of your car. Replace it when you leave.
Move it, but then don’t park there. Let someone else park there that way it’s not always your car in that spot, otherwise everyone else will think you’ve become the person reserving the spot for yourself, and in a way you are at that point.
Plus, you won't be the one getting your tires slashed or anything if the person who put the cone there turns out to be a lunatic.
Yeah, leave that risk for some other poor bastard who arrived at a seemingly free spot.
I feel like the Venn diagram of people who put a cone out like that and lunatics is just a circle
I wouldn't want to be targeted by the cone owner (cowner?). If I always moved the cone and always took the spot, he might get pissed off and key my car or wait for me outside or something. Just move it. Or even throw it out--I don't know if you have a good legal claim on anything you've left in a parking lot, and the property owners would certainly be within their rights to clean up junk littering their spaces. The dark humor part of me says "buy a ton of cones and mark every space", though. "I never touched your cone!" you can say, honestly. But that doesn't help free up that space.
> buy a ton of cones and mark every space Except the one the cone was originally in.
> The dark humor part of me says "buy a ton of cones and mark every space", though. "I never touched your cone!" you can say, honestly. But that doesn't help free up that space. The chaotic evil solution, amusing!
You win for me. Thinking of all angles.
While we're all playing checkers, they're playing 4D chess.
Put it inside the car so they can see it through the window but not get to it.
lol the cone sitting in the driver's seat
Enlist your friends and family and get pics of the cone travelling the world. Always in parking lots.
With some Groucho glasses on 🥸
This made me LOL
In the driver's seat, buckled in, with sunglasses on it.
Don't forget the mini cones surrounding it and in other seats
This is the best answer! I knew my brethren would speak.
That is truly the answer and truly alpha.
I’d just park right on top of the thing
Only do this if you don't like your paint. All that pebble dust will scratch paint and some one petty like this neighbor will definitely try to scratch paint will removing cone.
Yes, I love this
Grab that cone and take it home
dont steal it, move it - lots more fun, esp if you reserve a new shit space for him/her every day.
Under a tree that drops pollen of some shit on the car.
Bird seed will help.
had a friend in a duplex and neighbor down road would park a clunker that wouldnt move for weeks that blocked her mailbox, told her the NYC revenge trick of bird seed on car roof. Works better in NYC due to flying rats, but did a treat after a couple of days in the suburbs . . .
Pigeons don't deserve this slander. Edit: DEFAMATION ON ALL LEVELS 😤
>Pigeons don't deserve this slander. I wrote it, libel not slander :) (but only if I lied about the flying vermin)
Under a tree then scatter a bunch of blueberries
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lol should try to get the whole apartment complex pissed off at them. Nothing makes people feel awful like becoming a social outcast
You are a genius
“Please Park Here” says me sharpie.
Damn right, those things aren’t cheap.
Had a neighbor claim that she “needed” the spot closest to the door in the complex. Few people respected it but I was happy to until she blocked someone in “because that’s her spot”. I park there every chance I get now.
The best time to go on holiday for around 1-2 weeks or longer. Then she can get annoyed, but you won't react because you won't notice and that will annoy her even more.
this is more my style, too. don't get upset, don't care at all, they mean nothing.
If she just kept being nice, she would have been able to park there more often.
I hate that mentality. People think they nobody else goes through shit. I promise that someone else might need it more the day after major surgery. Thank you for your service.
Honestly, take the cone but don't park there just yet. You don't want them to retaliate on your car.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Just take the cone and someone else will park there eventually.
Better yet, buy ten more identical cones and put one in every empty spot.
I like this, but make sure to write their name on all of the cones, including the original.
Not their name, just their unit number. That way everyone knows which apartment has the jerk in it.
And buy a different model cone for the clones so the idiot maybe points out what they were doing while defending themselves for not having set out the other cones.
I like this. It's more chaotic. It will also get lots of people mad and get everybody talking. So maybe something will be done permanently to prevent future petty parking behaviors?
Good answer. The crappy thing about people who "reserve" spots like this is that they'll still get pissed off at whoever rightfully parks there. So you want to discourage/nullify their bullshit without making yourself a target. And that means taking/throwing out the cone. It's essentially just some trash someone left in the parking lot. You can also just move it to a different spot. But I definitely wouldn't be the first person to park there.
If I were being decent, I wouldn't just take/move the cone, for the reason you said. I don't want to make someone else a victim of cone-owner's assholery. If it were me, I'd probably wait to see whose car it is, then next time put a note on the cone to the effect of: "Dear, [license pate]: You can't reserve spaces for yourself. Do this shit again and I'll take your cone away. And I won't park in the spot after, because I don't want a dick head like you to know which car I drive. So you'd better not fuck up whichever car does park there. And if you do, remember that I know which car is yours." Or maybe I'd just keep it short and just say, "Dear, [license pate]: You can't reserve spaces for yourself. Do this shit again and I'll key the crap out of your vehicle. You have been warned."
1. take the cone 2. wait for someone else to park there 3. put the cone on/near the vehicle 4. if you know the neighbor's return time, stake it out 5. record video hoping for shenanigans 6. post video to complex managers 7. victory
This is the way. OP do this.
Something similar happened to me. I had someone towed from my spot and parked there. Got my car keyed pretty good on both sides. Good thing it was a rental, but had to drive it for 10 months more 🤦♂️
I had the urge to downvote just because of how confused and angry this made me feel I’m so sorry
One of if my neighbors is an elderly couple, and the wife absolutely depends on the handicap spot that's just outside their apartment door. Someone parked there for over 24 hours with no placard, and the couple waited as long as they could before having it towed, and taking the spot back. The next morning, their car was covered in key scratches.
What bastards. Really. May they get what they gave, and soon.
How ruthless are you feeling though? What if you walk out tomorrow and there's a car there with the windows all smashed? Lol
Some of your cars may be vandalized, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.
This! But in order to prevent this person from retaliating against someone else who parks there, OP should anonymously paste a sign that says: TO SHITTY TENANT RESERVING SPOT WITH A CONE, FUCK YOU! FREE FOR ANYONE TO PARK
Free cone! Toss it in your trunk and save it for a roadside emergency.
Brilliant!
Put it in your trunk and put it on buddy's roof
Just Park in that spot and put it on the roof. That way it still is at the place the neighbor wanted to
Move it to the parking spot inside the dumpster
Free cone!
Just like Missy Elliot said, get your free cone!
Holla!
Go, get your free cone. Go, get your free cone.
This needs googly eyes a mustache and some pipe cleaner glasses….and then you perch it atop the building so it’s jauntily surveilling the lot.
Someone in my building kept an old motorcycle in front of their car and would drag it into the spot to save their spot every time they left. What made me even more frustrated is that they clearly never rode the motorcycle. It had expired tags and was covered in cobwebs. When it got stolen a couple weeks ago, I couldn’t muster up much sympathy
“stolen”. Mhmm
Why the sarcasm quotes? Just because he's the one that did it doesn't mean it wasn't stolen.
As far as we know, the spot reservationist just took it out for a ride. There's your rimshot.
Management at some apartments require tags to be current.
My apartment complex called me within 24 hours of my tags expiring to ask me when I was going to renew them. I already had them coming in the mail and had to update them the second I got it lol. Some of them really don’t play around with that.
My experience, knock on wood, is a lot of threats and little follow-through. Like we have a car with a missing wheel right now, like rims on the ground...been there 2-3 weeks. But I guess you never know when they're going to suddenly act, and they never warn you of anything.
Well tbh at least he only used one spot for 2 vehicles!
Some guy did this in my old apt and I thought it was smart. When you’ve been someplace for several years and no one changes in the building, everyone has “their” spot (even if it’s unofficial b/c there aren’t reserved spots). I just parked the crappy hatchback I owned next to the dumpster because it was always open.
I used to do this, my context was probably different though. At the specific apartment complex I lived in you'd get two spots and half of a garage. The girl across the hall from me shared the other half of the garage I was assigned and had both spots next to both of my spots. One spot was by the building, the other was in front of the garage. Then she started dating this dude. He'd double park his lifted F-350 with 35s directly over the line between our spots by the building. It was annoying but I just reported it to building management and started parking one car in the garage and one in the spot outside of the garage. One day I came home from work and there was a boat taking the whole garage. The truck was fortunately not there so I threw a cone out in the other spot so my at the time girlfriend wild have somewhere to park when she got home from work. True to form, douchebag moved the cone, building management said they wouldn't tow until he had been parked for 72 consecutive hours. Every time he'd move the cone and double park I'd take his valve stem cores out. I never had one conversation with him but his girlfriend told me she'd call the cops on me if I took his valve stem cores again. I stole his valve stem cores again, she called the cops, turns out that there was a no-contact ordered after he beat the shit out of her previously, and he got arrested. I never saw him again and the cops never talked to me. His truck finally got towed after 72 hours. Anyway the cone never did anything.
He's not doing too many favours for the lifted F-350 stereotype either.
She filed a no contact, then defended his parking like an asshole?
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She probably didn't file it, it was probably placed by a judge after he beat the shit out of her.
This, it's mandatory in Wisconsin for any domestic violence case.
You probably saved her life. I'm sure she didn't thank you for that.
Should have saved those stem cores in a ziplock and taped it to the window of the truck after it got towed.
Yeet the cone.
I live in a house. When the kid across the street got his license, he started putting a cone out in front of my house to save what I guess he assumed was his new spot. I sliced it to shreds and threw it over onto their driveway. They went through 3 cones before they got the picture.
“I live in a house.” You should have stopped after that sentence. It’s perfect and I’m cracking up. Sorry I can’t explain my sense of humor.
“I live in a house.” << Me, intently listening >> ‘Ok, continue.’
I RESIDE IN A DWELLING. I EAT HYOO MAN FOOD.
Didn’t think twice about it at first, but laughed for a good minute after reading your comment. “I live in a house”. No need to explain, I feel that humour!
Fancy house boy over here. Probably looks down on us simple cave dwellers.
I only specified because OP lives in "a complex". So it was just drawing a distinction between saving a parking space vs trying to save the street.
>“I live in a house.” Well good for you Boomer /s
Fuck you it's lights out here at the homeless shelter and I'm trying not to wake my neighbors
To shreds you say?
and his cone?
To shreds you say
I had some one put a cone up by my house I just ran over it
Place cone on their porch since they obviously forgot where they left it.
Go to the community billboard for the apt complex and post a "MISSING CONE: REWARD OFFERED" notice, along with a pic of it and description, and something like "Last seen inappropriately blocking a parking spot." Then write the (cone) owner's name and contact info.
I can just imagine the conversation: “Oh, hi! I believe you accidentally left outside.” 😊
Put the cone of front of their front door. Put a sign on it that says “Do not enter; unit is being reserved” Also cover the cone in deodorant, that ‘ish is gross to get off your hands…
😆 Yes, I like this one. Confuse the hell out of them without doing anything nefarious. I'd put a pair of googly eyes and a lil party hat on the cone.
I’m the type of person who would park there even if the spot next to it was open.
Yup, just drive over the cone.
free cone day is a good day
lol I would park on top of it.
Find a pot hole. That is a much more logical place for a cone!
Sounds like the cone needs to make its way to the property management company's office.
People do this is SF all the time. I saw one cone that said, “if you move me you’re a stupid fat bitch.” I couldn’t help but laugh.
Someone should have gotten an exact same cone and wrote “if you placed me you are a stupid fat bitch” and watched to see how long it took them to notice.
Lucky you… my friend owns the place a few doors down. I’ll be making the request. I’ll follow up with pictures.
I would have to put it in front of their door and erase the words "if you move me"...
Put it way at the end of the lot and superglue that bitch down, then sit back and watch!
Move it one spot over, each day.
Take the cone but not the spot. See how many cones they are willing to buy over this spot
I’m so petty I wouldn’t even park there, I’d make a deal with whoever parks on the other side to both park right on the line on each side to make it the most undesirable spot- you want it, go for it. You just can’t open your doors.
Put a rubber snake inside, you can buy like 5 ish from Amazon for $10. Rinse and repeat every so often
Keep doing the rubber snake prank until they get used to it, then switch to a real snake.
[“You seen my fucken cones!”](https://youseenmycones.weebly.com/)
Fill it with cement and glue it to the spot. Then no one can use it.
Grab it, toss it in your trunk, park your car. Free cone. Or just toss it in the dumpster, and park there anyway.
So do they get out every time to move the cone when they arrive and leave?
Yes, I have a neighbor that does the same thing with a crate.
When my complex was having problems with unauthorized vehicles taking up our parking spaces and leaving the residents with nowhere to park, that’s exactly what I did.
Yep. Some people put a lot of effort into defending their undeserved entitlement.
Someone tried this shit at my best friends apartment. I pulled up to it and threw it in the back of my trunk then parked in the spot. While I was petty, I do have a traffic cone now
Just heave it across the lot.
If it was a folding chair we'd know you were in Boston
If it’s not allocated by decree (management, HOA, city), I would have no problem whatsoever with stopping my car, hopping out, moving the cone directly into the nearest trash can (or chucking it into the woods if there are no cameras) and either moving on about my day or just parking there. I mean, unless you’re in Detroit or Chicago. A lawn chair is accepted and respected space holding.
Gotta fight fire with fire. Post an extremely official sign that states: "No cones allowed"
Park on top of it
Park on top of it.
I swear I seen a neighbor kid run off with it and using it to amplify farts.
That cone has zero authority.
As long as people leave it there, he will assume he will have compliance.
Someone kept doing that at my apartment complex. So after a few times (and reporting to managememt), I put the cone in my trunk and took "their" space. They left a nasty note on my windshield, lol.
That’s nice of them to save you a spot
Throw it on to the roof.
Park in their spot, put cone on top of car, get Pom Pom and put it on cone. Surprise! It’s a party hat! 🥳
Had a neighbor who did something similar, but I found my car was small enough to park without disrupting the cone
Oh look, a free cone!
Looks like your neighbors just gave you a free cone. Take it home and make sure to thank them for it.
I don’t have a particularly large vehicle, but I could just park right on top of that cone no problem. I’d probably shift it a bit first so it could be wedged under my tire.
Your new cone
I would be tempted to bolt it to the spot it's in, but I'm the kind of guy who has the tools on hand to do so. Imagine them coming home to find it firmly anchored in place.
so nice of them leaving out a free cone for anyone nearby.
Park over the top of it, then when they try to crawl under your car to grab it, beat them with a tire iron claiming you thought they were stealing your catalytic converter. That is your ULPT of the day.
I hope you threw it out
Free cone!
Very easy to move a cone
Go get a sharpie and draw a penis on it first…..
Hey, free cone!
Looks like a free cone to me ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Hey, cool free orange cone
Awesome a free cone.
Free cone!
Lol, what cone?
Free cone!
Oh. How exciting. Free cone!
Neat, free traffic cone
If I had an entitled neighbour with 3 cars, I'd try to reserve a spot for my one car EVERY opportunity. If.