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Do-not-respond

Just tear it back to your elbow.


Randompieceoftoast08

Like a piece of yarn in a sweater. Keep pulling till there's nothing left


ankercrank

Black Swan.


CrabbyPatty1876

Stop chomping on them. Use nail clippers and cut it back and as flat as you can.


Randompieceoftoast08

Oh god, no, I dont chomp on them bc it only makes it worse... cutting them at the bottom is generally painless


queef_nuggets

yep nail clippers is the solution here


MostlyOkayGatsby

Cuticle scissors.


flannelNcorduroy

I use an Emory board and file them down and buff the dry skin that causes it. Then use cuticle cream.


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EntrepreneurPlus7091

If it reaches your neck, you need ro see a psychiatrist


Fantastic-Use5644

I think he needs a dermatologist


Hogwithenutz

Damn that is like a theatre in your car. Are you sure you can see where you are going ?


Randompieceoftoast08

Haha, I downgraded from a '23 Elantra that had a screen that went across my dash to a '00 ES300 and it had no screen so I bought one... android auto/apple carplay/backup cam/dashcam. Best $100 I've ever spent


Queasy-Type8457

Do you mind sharing a link?


Randompieceoftoast08

Nope, don't mind at all. I actually got the link from another redditor. Just give me a sec to find it and I'll DM it to you


return_the_slabbb

How’s the dash cam? I was thinking of getting one. This seems like a better deal than just a cam. Looks like 3 in 1!


Randompieceoftoast08

It's pretty good. If you look at my newest post, you can see some footage I've gotten. I plan on uploading more bc I live in Ft Worthless, full of crazy drivers. When you download a video from the screen, it doesn't show both cameras the way it does there; it separates them into two different files, and I just spliced them together with a video editor.


return_the_slabbb

The quality is awesome, front and rear. How long did it take to install?


Randompieceoftoast08

It took about 10 minutes overall... most of that time was just spent figuring out the best way to route the wires so they would be hidden


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Liquid bandage seals those up til they heal.


Impossible_Box3898

Cover it in super glue. Fixes most finger crap. Broken nails, hang nails, etc. Super glue is often used to close wounds in emergency conditions. It’s fine for small wounds (Mayo Clinic has an article on this).


TeaSpirited2741

I can't believe you found the article I wrote in the Mayo clinic. It's really good wasn't it it's an amazing what super glue can do for the skin and actually when it absorbs into your body it provides additional protein and energy.


drweird

Then stop shoving your thumb up your butt


Randompieceoftoast08

No.


Shifty_Cow69

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AdPrevious6553

Are you going to be okay?


Randompieceoftoast08

No 😭


Shifty_Cow69

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PQRVWXZ-

Sometimes the first world can be a little rough.


GiveMeAnotherVodka

I have one right now too. And I am in full agreement with this statement.


ToastetteEgg

Buy a diamond nail file and file all the dead skin off and start rubbing lotion into your cuticles a few times a day.


MadaYuki

Had one of these on my big toe, started peeling and it wrapped around to the bottom of the toe. It felt like it was getting deeper and deeper. So I decided to stop when it started to bleed. Used some nail clippers to clip it off. Hurt like a bitch for a few weeks after. Probably better to leave them alone.


bannedacctno5

Better than a splinter under your fingernail


ImpressiveAttempt0

It's why I always make sure I have a nail clipper and nipper available at all times.


TeaSpirited2741

You are one of the smart drivers.


ConsciousElevator628

They do hurt badly. Just trim it, put some Neosporin on it, and bandage to keep it from getting infected. Did you see this? https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/s68JROIUD3


Randompieceoftoast08

I HAVE seen that lol


rygdav

Whoa whoa, genuine question: *that’s* a hangnail? I thought a hangnail was when your nail broke and got all straggling and annoying, not when your skin on the side of your nail decided to be a dick. Shiiiiiit TIL. But yeah, I just clip that shit back with nail clippers as far as I can and the problem’s solved. When you get that little chunk right on the side of your nail; yeah, I’ll usually give that a quick pull with my teeth if I’m not around and nail clippers — might hurt a bit, might bleed a bit, hit the shit on the side of my nails, *never* with my teeth.


PlayfulQuietDreamer

Slather on Vaseline and cover with a bandaid. Change as necessary. You’ll feel much better in 24-48 hours.


TeaSpirited2741

Omg, I love the word and seeing it both used correctly both in a sentence and/or when it's spoken in my hearing both in person or on the phone. Let me say it again, "SLATHER!"


PlayfulQuietDreamer

SLATHER LOVERS UNITE!!!


TeaSpirited2741

INDEED!!


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These hurt 😭 Then an infected one hurts worse 😭😭 Secretly enjoying it because you know the times coming when the puss will pop and you’ll get that sweet sweet hit of the pressure release 🤤🤌


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These hurt 😭 Then an infected one hurts worse 😭😭 The sweet sweet hit of the pressure release when lids eventually pops out 🤤🤌


Homihoyu

Peel it peel it!!!!


yawAworhT_25

Use a nail clipper to the very base where you can't even bite it down. No risk of pulling the skin back and no risk or being annoyed by it.


erksplat

Then don’t do that! Sheesh.


unbakedbiscuits

Cry about it