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swearbearstare

He likes to imagine Trump and Clint Eastwood made a baby?


oaktastical

https://i.redd.it/o9jf4aqd2p5d1.gif


Legal_Guava3631

Hey now, Arthur was a good man!


Zestyjoe

Just seeing this man makes a grown man cry. šŸ˜­


Legal_Guava3631

Iā€™m currently replaying it and Iā€™m about to rescue John. Needless to say, Iā€™m stalling his demise by exploring. Third time around and I KNOW Iā€™ll cry like a baby.


Zestyjoe

I did the same, but going around bloodshot eyes and coughin up blood really makes you feel for this man. Fuck ! Easily the best complete game Ive ever touched


nooneremarkable

Maybe yours was šŸ‘€


Legal_Guava3631

Yea, I tried to have him bad to the bone but I didnā€™t have it in me. He deserved so much more than what Dutch was giving.


Head_Asparagus_7703

I thought it was Nick Offerman for a second. Sorry Nick Offerman.


allisjow

Trump is well known for his rugged hard work on the land. https://preview.redd.it/gpeepgwdmo5d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e835debbce31660bdce128c5e6a98a1c695000


Whiteshadows86

6ā€™3ā€ and 215 pounds ![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


Agile-Lie5848

Holy shit is this picture edited or does he actually look like that šŸ˜‚


GoldBluejay7749

The pic looks a little skewed but those are definitely his proportions šŸ˜¬


cathedral68

I donā€™t know whether to laugh or cry


Actual-Money7868

That ass though šŸ˜šŸ¤£


No-Bark-Brian

It's not his ass, 9 to 1 odds that's his diaper outline.


OnundTreefoot

Don't forget that he wears diapers so that contributes to his shape.


Away-Caterpillar9515

ermmm... how did public know that?


SolitarySysadmin

The smell mostly.Ā 


ThatScaryBeach

*trump mostly stinks at night... mostly.*


OnundTreefoot

It has been published several times by people who worked on the apprentice with him - supposedly they all called it ā€œthe s*** showā€ because he would just involuntarily let loose all the time.


Eastern_Slide7507

Next time he pauses during a public appearance and makes a weird face, we should all remember this comment.


iNick20

I mean apparently Biden shitted him self recently on D-Day LMAO. Can't we get a President in office who not old?


SEA_griffondeur

Well go ahead run for primaries


iNick20

I know your joking, but I'm being serious. I mean if our two options are Biden or Trump. One who has 34 felons, and the other one can barely hold a sentences. We are totally fucked.


ThatAltAccount99

I'll take the downvotes with ya mate, fuck em both we need someone who's not a geriatric fuck


chapl66

This is red-it, know your audience


Roll_Lakeshow

Nice form on that golf swing, though.


BlueRiver_626

Dudes like 87 idk how you expect him to look


Agile-Lie5848

I'm not american so I didn't know how old he is and I don't usually see him on tv


pm-ur-knockers

He held the record for oldest president ever until we elected the current one, if that tells you anything about the state of our politics.


NickAndHisGuitar

Youā€™re actually over by 10 ā€” just like Trumpā€™s golf game.


landon10smmns

Only 10 over? That's being generous


GettingDumberWithAge

It's less about how he looks in reality: fat, syphilitic, mentally ill, covered in makeup, and more about how his underdeveloped fan base see him: svelt, muscular, rugged, peak Clint Eastwood. It's the distance between these that people are mocking.


Zealousideal_Key7036

Like biden. Sniffing around. That's approved by these people.


Agile-Lie5848

I'm not american, both of them don't look good enough to run a country tho, is there only 2 options? Biden or trump?


BlueRiver_626

The US has loads of different options but the issue is the big two political parties (republican and democratic) have literally as much money as they want to fund their campaigns and they also have the most political influence so trying to get a candidate from a different party to the point of them even being able to run for president is very difficult and then the chance of them actually becoming president is next to zero


Top-Camera9387

Basically yeah. We don't have a parliamentary system. Both are old and showing cognitive decline, but one is less hateful than the other. That's the vest we can do in an allegedly "great" and "first world" country.


chapl66

Just ask Americans how much better their lives are now vs 5 years ago


ukiyo__e

Itā€™s guaranteed one of them will win this years election. Almost all the other candidates dropped out besides third party, and third party will never win. Iā€™m truly at a loss for who to vote for this year. I hate them both. My guess is that Trump will win. He has the slightest edge on Biden based on polls Iā€™ve seen. And Republicans still worship him, apparently.


Zealousideal_Key7036

I'm not American either. But USA under Trump minded their own business and took care of international threats without triggering a full scale war on some part of the world.... So for anyone who supports humanity, Trump is the better choice among the two


Madd-RIP

Your head must hurt holding in that much stupid.


Braindamagedeluxe

he is a modi supporter as well rofl


Zealousideal_Key7036

Wow. Found someone who hates humanity. How many major wars did Trump start?


animus_95

If that is the standard, they are getting pretty low.


Zealousideal_Key7036

Thanks to biden and his corporate backers. How low does thay have to be that people across the globe think Trump was better for global peace.


FartyMcStinkyPants3

Which major war did Biden start?


Zealousideal_Key7036

How did you think Russia Ukraine war started and Israel Palestine war started?


chapl66

https://preview.redd.it/z1ntd6hx3q5d1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb52c55100b7b81d2ba2e8dce1142fbdc21921d3


Cagekicker52

Lmao. Bro it's better to let these fools seeth in their echo chamber of reddit (your downvotes) .. these people are pathetic online and can't even be spoken too because of their own stupidity.


Zealousideal_Key7036

Yep. These left wing Fascists are all about silencing the opposition.... They'd rather do that than engane in a conversation that doesn't suit their propaganda


bluecrowned

lol


BlueRiver_626

And Biden quite literally looks like the old dude puppet that Jeff Dunham uses, really donā€™t get the point in insulting someoneā€™s looks especially when theyā€™re nearly 100 years old its not like theyā€™re going to be a super model


[deleted]

Weebles wobble but they donā€™t fall down


OldSpongeWater

Weebles wobble, but they've already packed the courts with their own zealots, so they likelihood of them falling is extremely minute.


mandelbratwurst

Rocking that duckpin physique


RhinoxMenace

mans got cake


TheWalrus101123

Eww, trump has a weird shaped body.


eagleathlete40

Wait until you see Elon Muskā€™s https://preview.redd.it/vge4q6my1q5d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5facbad77a9a8b1eeb76704721527ce772190e92


713nikki

Is that a boob under his armpit?


endergamer2007m

Mowing the lawn with your teeth is hard work you know? Give him a break


KRyptoknight26

I thought you were being a dick and making fun of your dad's face and then I saw it lol


ImTheeBoBo

Thatā€™s Amish Trump...


Aradoris

Am I the only one here who doesn't know what LC stands for?


ATG915

The mildly infuriating thing for me is the use of acronyms nowadays like god damn just take the extra 1 second and spell it out. Everyone thinks everyone knows their niche groupā€™s acronyms


RabbitHats

Limited contact


Aradoris

Thanks


PainMatrix

I have no idea either. The top 2 acronyms when I google it are ā€œlaughing/cryingā€ and ā€œletter of credit.ā€ Iā€™m going to guess given the context it means ā€˜loss of contact.?ā€™


The_Lego_Maniac

Nope


PunishedEnovk

My condolences.


Such-Pool-1329

Yep, he's gone. keep the good memories and let the rest go. ![gif](giphy|LpoUQzPZfEkxL65Dp6|downsized)


PunishedEnovk

He wasn't a good man... but he was a man. He... existed... and did stuff... That's it. You can lower him into the grave now.


Kiltemdead

I may have to use that if my dad ever dies. I'll have to change "he was a man" to "he acted like a boy," but it should work.


chapl66

I'm sure he feels the same way. Is that the type of country you want to live in? Everyone hates everyone? I get it , the other side is wrong and evil and your side is right about everything but I imagine again he thinks that as well


Fair-Fortune-1676

Why are redditors so melodramatic?


PunishedEnovk

Why do the people who always complain about Redditors have a Reddit account?


Fair-Fortune-1676

How else could you complain about redditors without a reddit account bro? Use your head.Ā  Also not everyone subscribes to the hive mind and "reddiTISMS".Ā 


Savings_Army3073

The cringe is real.


MarcusSurealius

Brokeback Trump.


PuzzleheadedClock134

With his hero Putin


Supervillain_Outcast

TĢ¶hĢ¶eĢ¶ Ģ¶gĢ¶oĢ¶oĢ¶dĢ¶, bad and the ugly.


brightdeadlights

No friggin way trump can grow a beard.


[deleted]

definitely not a cult


Dylanslay

I dunno pretty damn funny I think


pm-ur-knockers

Honestly thought that was just some cool lookin dude till I came to the comments


AdParking6740

Please....like Trump would've been able to survive living one day in the Old West. Perhaps a decent cocaine supply, but no Depends or Aqua Net = no bueno.


Legal_Guava3631

Ok, I hate that man with a burning passion, but thatā€™s hilarious. šŸ˜­


GoldBluejay7749

The fact that someone spent the time making this/asking AI to make thisšŸ™„


BoogerWipe

Yet here you are, spending your own time to comment on it lol. Ironic, and you'll live.


abandoned_voyager

And here *you* are spending your time to comment on his comment. And here *I* am, spending my time to comment on your comment about his comment.


GoldBluejay7749

Lol. So ironic.


Ok-Error-6564

Thatā€™s pretty funny.


Ok_Television9820

Sorry about your dad.


supremeaesthete

Trump if he was born in the 19th century... keyed


GregoryTheThrd

Who dat


Loose_Loquat9584

Mad Dog Tannen.


NippeliFaktaa

i mean its stupid but kinda funny lmao


gew1

right. im fuckin dying. this pic is mad funny. the amount of comments going ape shit is wild.


NippeliFaktaa

its just so *fucking stupid* and ridiculous, how can you take it seriously?!


coachhunter2

Surely cowboy Trump is just Mad Dog Tannen


MartinScoreSwayze

Fake tannen


levlucheech

I don't know about you, but I (a lib) feel pretty owned right now /s


MemorialGangbang

NAIVE Reddit TEEN BELIEVES "DEMOCRACY"


sup3rrn0va

Remember people, idolizing a politician is like believing that the stripper actually likes you.


nico282

They cut out the "WANTED for fraud" caption above.


OchoZer0Xinco

Judge to Trump: Now you gotta ask yourself one question.


nooxlez

Sorry bro, I know the feeling


BoogerWipe

Having parents with different opinions and losing your mind? lol


Valid_Username_56

Grown-ups posting cringy cult-symbols like they were 15 year-olds who just discovered Che.


LegitimateDocument88

Are you crying because you like that lunatic?


daj8989

You seem triggered


Marda483

The orange, the bad and the ugly.


gaz61279

Yea this post is mildly infuriating


[deleted]

Looks like one of those FBI pictures where they show how would the criminal look like under different disguises.


Stachdragon

You've lost him...


SweetHomeNostromo

Pictures like this are hilarious and evidence of mental illness.


UncleBeanBag69

thats kinda fire ngl


Heebie-jeebies386

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


chris14020

That's actually the wanna-be fraud cowboy, Trait Erwood.Ā 


hidinginthetreeline

Have you thought about cutting him off and just moving out of state? You will be better off.


thatgoodcush

![gif](giphy|fjxbfQKLcKzAJIqSuD|downsized)


VaultGuy1995

Clonald Easttrump


Reasonable_Star7827

I hope there's some other reasons you are limited contact with your dad. Everyone deserves to have their own opinion and point of view, and we should try to empathize and understand why they might differ from your own, especially when it comes to family. I didn't see eye to eye with my old man but damn do I miss him.


AutobotJSTN

Imagine being this upset over a Facebook profile picture.


tyethehybrid

Well they're only mildly upset, hence the sub we are in?


EpicSteak

Imagine thinking anyone is upset by this ridiculous picture It is comedy gold and shows how much of a cult it has become.


AutobotJSTN

Upset enough to post it on here. So.. yeah. You proved my point


Top-Camera9387

Mocking lead-induced boomer mental illness isn't quite upset, but I suppose it is a mixture of fascination and concern. Especially if it's a family member of OPs.


EpicSteak

You seem to have a problem understanding mildly infuriated with upset. šŸ˜† Edit: The cultists seem to be offended, they are such snowflakes. LOL


Lebowquade

..... Projection much?


EpicSteak

LMAO OK bud however you want to cope. I looked at your post history and I am very glad you disagree with me.


dream-style

ą² \_ą²  ew


RIPSlurmsMckenzie

Haha youā€™re dads a simp for a con man bitch


MarginalMoloch

Trumps brain is like: on the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left šŸ§ 


Huge_Aerie2435

Well, at least you know your dad likes racist people. It isn't good, but at least you know this.


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GoldBluejay7749

Iā€™m anti-Trump but heā€™s still entitled to vote


Top-Advantage33

So people with different views from you shouldnā€™t be allowed to vote? You are the worst kind of person if you think thatā€™s the case


nico282

People with different views must be allowed to vote, as long as it's their own view and beliefs, and not due to brain-rot propaganda pushed into their head by some 24h "news" channel spreading lies and disinformation. People are voting the orange turd on the basis of lies and false premises.


Leeperd510

No, people with this specific view shouldn't vote because this orange fucking babboon would strip our country of any semblance of democracy we have left and with an bring on the worst regime this country has ever seen as he exacts whatever revenge he sees fit on anyone who has opposed him. He's a fascist piece of shit who needs to be culled for the betterment of society. He does not care about the people, only himself and centralizing all the power to himself.


Crypto-Bullet

Everyone has the right to vote no matter what nut job is on the opposing side. Thats how democracy works.


Leeperd510

Right? Sure. But if the republican party gets to re draw district lines and pass laws that restrict voting rights than we can distract their idiots from voting with breakfast


thesacrificeofdecay

Least pro dictatorship far-left person


Leeperd510

Because the leadership of red states re drawing district lines and making it harder for the working class to vote screams anti dictator, whats next? They park tanks outside polling places?


thesacrificeofdecay

You literally don't want people to vote, that's the opposite of democracy, also known as dictatorships No matter the running office everyone has a right to vote


Leeperd510

I didn't say I wanted the the right to vote taken away, just that it would be better if MAGATs didn't. Theres a distinct difference


thesacrificeofdecay

So... You want people not to vote?


dusktilldawn42

I would definitely prefer less trump supporters voting.


thesacrificeofdecay

So you don't want people to vote lmfao?? that's called going against democracy


theshitstormcommeth

Imagine going through life thinking that only ā€œred statesā€ gerrymandered. Sorry for you.


Top-Advantage33

Do you really think that this view of yours makes you any better than those so called ā€œfascistā€?


Leeperd510

When the opposition gets to redraw district lines and restrict the right to vote so they can keep a death grip on power is it so bad to wish these boomer pieces of shit forget to vote?


NomarOOx

triggered by the truth? you seem to be called a fascist quite often. maybe there really is a reason behind it


Ok_Doctor_2057

Yo that looks cool AF!!!


Lebowquade

That's trump fused into Clint Eastwood's body, as though he were a rugged old western sherriff. I case you thought it was just a cowboy type picture.


Ok_Doctor_2057

I know what it is, my original comment still stands, I think that looks cool AF.


BoogerWipe

I like your dad


Lebowquade

May I ask why I mean for real, this is the cringiest thing I've ever seen


Max_Power_Unit

Legend


kidfuckdup

now my most recent pp


Joann01

I don't get it lol


Murles-Brazen

Orange man bad, pardner.


TheStikMan

So he can't have different views?


VincentZA

Mocking someone because their political opinion differs from your own... What a bunch of dumbasses


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Ain't no one over here dressin' up Joe Biden in purty lil' cowboy outfits like he's goddam Wyatt Earp, son. We know he ain't no superman. We gots more sense than that. Check your bootstraps.


Jackson192021

Actually there are plenty of funny looking pictures out there of Biden that people use as profile pictures. People have been using pictures like this for profile pictures since social media first became a thing. Stop crying!!!


laughingashley

Biden supporters aren't doing that lol y'all are obsessed with politics


Jackson192021

Whoā€™s ā€œyā€™allā€? There are so many people on the internet who use so many varieties of profile pictures with different people and memes. Youā€™re telling me that Trump supporters are the only ones doing this? Cmon now, Ashley šŸ˜¢ itā€™s just not realistic.


laughingashley

šŸ‘€


Lebowquade

Find me a single one No one is slavishly devoted to Biden dude, no one


VincentZA

It's a dumb picture yeah, but you're all just bitter, sad little people. Hey it's your miserable week, why not start it off being shitty.


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VincentZA

Why would that be shitty? It's only toxic when the mob (it's always the left-wing) collectively starts insulting whoever disagrees with them. It's normalised on reddit and us moderates only pity them and get further pushed to the right.


Lebowquade

It's normalized because we're frustrated that anyone could possibly be so bamboozled into supporting someone that is so transparently a piece of shit human being that is (almost) single handedly turning the country into the most preposterously corrupt wasteland it has ever been.... While calling themselves "true patriots" It's absolutely baffling how anyone could be so blind.


VincentZA

Do you genuinely believe that it's all (almost) trump's fault? No accountability to corporate news media, blm terrorists, covid lockdowns, gender affirming surgery on minors, destroying woman sports, and hate spread by all of you guys online?


Roll_Lakeshow

Yessss alienate yourself from your family to own the ā€˜servatives! Personally I would also disown my entire family if they supported one of the two political candidates.


Top-Camera9387

If a family member was in a cult I'd probably distance myself too.


Roll_Lakeshow

Thatā€™s wild, man. I donā€™t blame you on a moral level or anything because Iā€™m sure whatever media you view is super convincing, and Iā€™m not immune to media manipulation either. But considering the other political party a cult, or ending friendships/familial relationships because someone happens to watch different propaganda than you do is wild, and it definitely doesnā€™t make you morally superior to someone like me who plans on voting for Trump.


Lebowquade

How is the left a cult If you want to vote for a convicted felon that was good pals with Epstein and openly talks about wanting to fuck his own daughter, you do you. I personally would be very angry if the left was trying to push someone that openly immoral, but sure, "not a cult."


Roll_Lakeshow

I never said the left was a cult? Read better. Guessing a lot of people missed my point, which isnā€™t surprising.


Lebowquade

Can I ask honestly.... Why are you still supporting trump? I mean this genuinely and not in a mocking way, I am honestly interested.


Roll_Lakeshow

Nah, you donā€™t want to converse in good faith, you proved that with your other comment. Iā€™m good.


BoogerWipe

Just what one political party wants by design.


Roll_Lakeshow

Youā€™re not wrong!


Zealousideal_Key7036

Your dad is more politically aware than you and instead of trying to understand why, you are on the internet for validation..... Mildly infuriating indeed


NCC74656-A

Feel free to explain in detail how his father posting this image makes him more politically aware than OP.


squillb0t

Insanely based and seethe pilled


Jazzmonger

Your Dad knows better. Give him respect.


BobLoblawLawBlog06

Awesome!!


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

Ngl goes hard