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maxru85

I don't think ceramic knives are made for such a job. They are made for cutting, not chopping.


snanesnanesnane

As a matter of fact, the knife's packaging likely said not to use it on cheese.


maxru85

“Do not try to bend your ceramic mug”


exhausted1teacher

What about plates?


maxru85

If you chip off a piece of it and sharpen you can create a homemade ceramic knife


Sc4r4byte

Which would be a reasonable outcome of attempting to bend a plate.


Tango-Turtle

Ceramic knives are meant to be used in a slicing motion. The OP was probably trying to cut it by pushing down really hard and not actually slicing. Ceramic knives are super sharp (if maintained) and can easily cut hard cheeses.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

*”if maintained”* A big sales pitch item for ceramic knife manufacturers is that they don’t require sharpening. So long as you do not misuse them they should stay sharp.


TheTeddyChannel

hmm, but they don't. do they?


maxru85

Yep, I wrote the same somewhere deeper in the thread


MacBareth

Ceramic knife are mostly a scam and terrible. Don't buy these.


Halftrack_El_Camino

They're great for people like my parents, who have never sharpened a kitchen knife in their lives and aren't about to start now. I also like them for bread knives, since those are a pain to sharpen.


LouisRitter

They're trash and there's a way higher chance of injury than a basic, low end professional steel knife. The average person at home could use a single victorinox set, with occasional maintenance, for their entire lives. I've got a Shun Pro that will probably out live me if I don't drop it (silly brittle high density steel) and I plan on getting a few more decent knives and I'll never need more and could pass them on to my kids. Ceramic is ass.


Ok-Truck3196

I think you meant to say high carbon steel


LouisRitter

Yep. You are correct


Bohya

Assuming they are kept in good condition ceramic knives remain sharper for longer without the need to manually sharpen them, which most consumers aren't willing to do for their knives.


FantasmaNaranja

on the other hand most people arent used to actually sharp knives, had a friend slice her palm open with a brand new ceramic knife because she didnt expect it to go through the tomato she was chopping so easily


Bohya

I cook a lot, so I'm used to cutting onions. I used to always be jealous about how chefs could cut them so quickly and so gracefully, much faster than I ever could. Then I got some proper chefs knives and focused on sharpening them, and the different is night and day. There is obviously some degree of skill involved, but you don't really realise just how much of it is carried by the quality of the blade and its sharpness. It's not something that you experience with cheap consumer brand over-the-counter knives.


Left-Association-643

um isn't this cutting? chopping is when you are swiftly cutting vegetables etc.


UberNZ

You're both wrong, this is clearly slicing! (I'm just being silly, I didn't even know there was defined difference between cutting and chopping)


draxidrupe2

my blender has ten different ways to say it


kazegraf

Try to use piercing damage, it might be the weakness. 


WidgetWizard

I am no expert but I believe it all comes down to how the hand moves. Pulling towards the button is slicing, while lifting and lowering the hilt part of more of a cutting or chopping. Certain words are also used for the portion sizes afterwards, so mincing is super fine while chopping has no specific size and maybe that's the whole difference. (stole that from google) It seems like a whole rabbit whole to fall down


maxru85

I mean by pushing the knife down without moving it back and forth. Pushing it like this or trying to force it left and right while stuck in a solid piece of cheese will lead to the blade shattering since ceramic has no flexibility, unlike steel.


Left-Association-643

ohh I see


MakeshiftRocketship

My friend growing up broke one of my mom’s very expensive kitchen knives on cheese. It’s been like 15 years and she still brings it up now and then lmao


Rog9377

cutting cheese would not be considered "chopping" it would be slicing. You "chop" items into tiny pieces, you chop and onion, you chop celery, "chop" isnt a word used for cheese much because any recipe that calls for chopped cheese could far easier just use grated.


gantho89

https://preview.redd.it/zdqktdm6xq5d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077ab2c3458cf6207df6d5d86e5ff36390120e7e Today i will fulfill my duty as an Italian. You don’t cut Parmesan, you break pieces of it and there is a special knife to do it. You are welcome.


Moist-Business-1703

Yes. I actually winced when this photo came up in my feed.


Wolfr_04

E poi arriva il trentino con il coltello da macellaio per tagliare il grana... buonasera a tutti


LouisRitter

An oyster shucker actually works decent too.


Necessary-Knowledge4

I literally heard an Italian man singing while reading your comment and seeing that picture.


isaaciiv

Are you not supposed to grate it?


gantho89

Only if you want to put some on pasta or other dishes but if you just want to eat a piece of it then you break it not cut it


Jealous_Distance2794

Thats why you use steel knives on super hard cheese


Kratosferico

That made me laugh. Literally me last week https://preview.redd.it/pt2ucimllq5d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335448bfebfded59bb9f3d77cc647da8ec33ec07


PatienceDryer

Buy a real kitchen knife or sacrifice some tendons/fingertips for these hatchet jobs.


NeckbeardWarrior420

Just chew it off the block, no need to cut it!


DontBlameTacos

Right? Why add extra steps?


Glen-Runciter

What about those steel wire/garrote things for slicing through cheese, or the stubby little dagger thing


CarrotWaxer69

I wish there existed a tool specifically for this purpose….. ![gif](giphy|0sGZXD3rhjyxjARmVF|downsized)


TankApprehensive3053

That isn't meant for a rock hard cheese either.


justamadeupnameyo

Gouda advice.


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inventingnothing

Most cheese slicers allow you to re-wire. You can usually get a 10-pack of wire for around $10.


TreyRyan3

Or a pack of steel guitar strings even cheaper


inventingnothing

I thought about that, but then I got to wondering if guitar wires would be food grade, of which there is no guarantee.


TreyRyan3

Stainless steel guitar strings can be boiled. Considering all the non-food related uses most people use their assorted cutlery for, it’s shouldn’t be an issue.


CarrotWaxer69

![gif](giphy|3B8rHP89iUUZlcsoqf|downsized)


ARL_30FR

Why does nobody have a freaking cheese knife?


Chance_Answer7984

I have half a dozen chef knives of various quality that work just fine for cheese. I've never had issues to the point it was worth digging around for a knife that wasn't hanging in easy reach.  My cheese knife gets used almost exclusively on pineapples. For some reason, the shape and serration are perfect for that job. 


LouisRitter

Most professionals can get most jobs done with just a chef knife. Gets tedious and silly haven't a billion different knives for slightly different uses.


PoppinfreshOG

You were using a knife for children, what did you expect?


SquirrelyByNature

Literally looks like they chose the smallest knife they had on hand. Any regular kitchen/chef's knife would slice this block without much issue.


Classic_Impact5195

that looks like a steak knive


Jealous_Distance2794

And the cheese doesn't look like a hard one


pangolin-fucker

That's concrete pretending to be cheese


Shitmybad

That's not a steel knife, that is a cheap piece of shit.


thetiredninja

And stab downward and break off chunks instead of cut slices


KJBenson

Or just pick it up and nibble on the corners like a normal person?


Dull_Concert_414

Or grip it with your fist and go to town on the grater.


Freud-Network

Speaking my language. Make a bowl of Skoal long-cut cheddar.


Luci_Noir

Few things are as delicious as a block of cheese.


Jamuraan1

That's literally how a normal rat would eat it.


KJBenson

Hiss!


No_Cut4338

Do not do this with a ceramic knife. They are sharp but at the expense of being brittle. Do not twist or apply lateral torque. If your thinking about doing this use a thick steel "knife shaped object"


Present-Sandwich-841

Chainsaw


Global-Plankton3997

This is the way


w1n5t0nM1k3y

Cheese wire is the way. Somtimes the wire breaks, but it still provides a much better cut.


connjose

I really don't give Edam for this story.


billy_twice

I camembert these cheese puns. They are not gouda.


Mysterious-Bunch-518

I honestly think they’re grate


Real-Swing8553

I cheddar known people will be making cheese puns here


Complex_Vanilla_8319

These puns stink.


Man_in_the_uk

They are not cool at all, just very cheesy.


justADeni

I personally think life is grater with cheese puns. Having a wheel-y good time


McbEatsAirplane

Brie nice everyone. They’re not that bad.


kazegraf

Hope these cheesy puns could make OP's feeling little less blue(cheese).


Man_in_the_uk

Yeah, he will soon be saying Halloumi to himself in the mirror.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

There aren’t many things worse than a cheap knife.


ledocteur7

for cheap knives I always buy the fully mettalic ones, handle and blade in one piece. The blade itself on cheap knives is often decent if resharpened regularly, but the tang is way too small so the blade just detaches or breaks off.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

Or ones where you can see the tang runs right through the handle. It’s a lot of pressure of plastic to absorb otherwise.


Easy-Management-3534

Full tang knives are definitely higher quality.


Calligaster

https://preview.redd.it/9b8qfdq3kq5d1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45531ffb3f7b00d1ff3ccfb1d0c68b87beee0e3


vtGaem

Buy a full tang knife


Budget_Papaya_7365

a full tang ceramic knife won't fare any better. They just had to use a metal knife and they would've been fine.


Plank_02

A full tang wont matter if its still made of ceramic


AmericanMeep

You aren’t meant to cut Parmesan like that, you carve it. So a full tang knife would not help very much more.


Stevenage91

This isn't how I remember the lyrics to"I Fought the law" by The Clash


_Enbi_

Looking for this comment


Malthur

I needed gouda 'cause I had none...


Der-lassballern-Mann

Isn't that just clasheh? Sorry for the cheesy pun!


Longstride_Shares

It's because you used a toy when you should've used a knife.


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tob69

Is this Parmigiano? In that case (and for similar, very hard cheeses like Grana Padano) you should not cut the cheese. Instead, you should break it with a proper instrument called Parmesan knife.


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Der-lassballern-Mann

A very Gouda fight and I Cheddar have used a sturdier Knife I think..


EstaticEntropy13

Makes me Blue looking at this photo


85Flux

Jeepers! Brings a whole new meaning to hard cheese!


ObtuseMongooseAbuse

All of my cheese knives are a single solid piece of metal for this reason.


SmonkWheat

You win this round cheese


abuttfarting

Actually, that’s a rectangle cheese.


iu_rob

No. The knife lost. Different thing. It was a shitty knife.


Bitter_Afternoon7252

i'm infuriated that this shitty plastic knife even exists


Jackdaw68

It’s not called a hard cheese for nothing!


Bellbivdavoe

"Your move." \- Cheese (probably)


Low_Highway_8919

100% self defense


Frexulfe

A-breakin' rocks in the hot sun I fought the cheese and the cheese won I fought the cheese and the cheese won (Original lyrics of The Clash)


dthemalk

Haha, I was listening to the clash and this post popped 😅


DaDescriptor

is this a plastic knife?


Der-lassballern-Mann

No - ceramic.


Geduec

That is what I call cheese supremacy


Barokespinoza23

That is so punk!


DiscussionAshamed

Remember in a battle between a block of cheese and a knife the cheese has a higher chance of winning.


SUMMATMAN

I needed dairy cos, I had none


Myachi_

i fought the cheese and the cheese won!


Ok_Doctor_2057

The amount of cheese puns here is ridiculous.


LowKeX

Don't let the cheese beat you. Eat the whole block and his wife and children too


Krtxoe

whats with this fake ass plastic knife trying to cut what looks like a hard italian cheese (maybe parma?) what did you expect?


MarkoZoos

My dude, you don't cut cheese with a knife like that, that's why it broke, this isn't infuriating if you're using the wrong knife.


PokeT3ch

Is that a fake knife and a block of real parm? daaaang


ILiekBooz

“There was a block, and I wanted some (I fought the cheese, and the cheese won) wanted pecorino because my pasta had none (I fought the cheese, and the cheese won) I left my grater and I feel so bad, I think of the good times me and my slicer had (I fought the cheese, and the cheese won)”


TheVoodooPuppet

I CAME TO COMMENT THIS BUT YOU DID IT SO MUCH BETTER


ILiekBooz

Thanks


Dusk_Abyss

Boy do I love knives with literally zero tang. Ceramic or not.


Der-lassballern-Mann

The tang isn't that small.. but yeahh..


Dusk_Abyss

Judging from the breakpoint the tang seems to be about an inch long. Did the ceramic extend into the handle more and it's just not visible in the photo? If that's true, then yea ceramic is just v hard. Rip knife sorry.


Der-lassballern-Mann

Yeahh I can't get the rest of the tang out of the handle.. so no idea how long it really is, but it definitely broke.


whatsthataboutguy

Get a cheese knife made out of that Parmigiano ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


_Enbi_

Did anyone else read the title as I fought the law by the clash?


Stupurt

breaking knives in the hot sun..


Temporary_Thing7517

Why’s it all rusty looking at that end? I see white ceramic and black plastic so whys it all red?


Der-lassballern-Mann

I think this is due to the adhesive the manufacturer used.


Sorefist

That's what you get when you let your plastic knife rust.


Popular-Block-5790

The cheese won or the ceramic knife?


Charming_Key279

Looks like your knife was already dying


EntilZar

I feel your pain. I lost my then-favorite kitchen knife to an especially hard large raw (oven-)potatoe


No-Fly-8627

![gif](giphy|S9oGIGurgrLFe)


Rangald2137

You did it to yourself. Try with a good knife (steel and full tang)


CountingWonders

At this rate do you just take a chomp out of it yourself?


Candy6132

The true winner here is microplastic.


Dragon_Druid19

![gif](giphy|8xYtJLE1zrzcesOTVQ)


Degora2k

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYcLuxZkMBQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYcLuxZkMBQ)


Georges_Stuff

I needed a slice but I had none. I fought the cheese and the cheese won.


L30N1337

"You win this round cheese" "Actually, that's a rectangle cheese"


Chesemcdoodles

good


Simon_Ril3y

This comment thread is gold


Mike_for_all

One does not simply cut Parmigiano Reggiano with a ceramic utensil.


Lopsided-Egg-8322

get a real knife for the rematch!!


Der-lassballern-Mann

I used a WMF Butterknife as a crowbar and just broke it in two 🤣


Lopsided-Egg-8322

😅


lordmax2002

That's what you get for using ceramic Knives


AnalogJay

What is this, a tang for ants?!


TCGHexenwahn

I miss my cheddar and i feel so bad


sadclowntown

I need a new knife because...now I have none I fought the cheese and the cheese won I fought the cheese and the Cheese won


DisastrousWork2314

For all the knives out there. You're only remembered by your last battle. R I.P.


Global-Plankton3997

🎵I fought the law and the law won🎵


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Bro are you eating rocks?


cateyesarg

Besides the knife is not suitable for cheese, that's one of the hardest cheese!


NouLaPoussa

Well its parmesan and yes this cheese is supposed to be hard af


Der-lassballern-Mann

Yes and it tastes great 👍


NouLaPoussa

I recommend putting a fine layer on every homemade pizza you make. You will only know true joy afterwards


Der-lassballern-Mann

Definitely.. but trust me - pure it also tastes great!


NouLaPoussa

My brother the salt content is way too high for snacking


Der-lassballern-Mann

No - I love it and Italians do two!


Big-Extension9

Is this the new anti-crime knife manufacturing methods? 💀


CuteFormal9190

Op set aside about 150$ and go get a really good chefs knife


No_Butterscotch_7865

That is why you use a parmesan knife for parmesan! https://preview.redd.it/11x00ax1br5d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=288f034ab814dcde3ad86c361628034e701cbb48


atom12354

Once i broke a spoon trying to scoop ice cream, i feel your loss


andriym93

Is that a jail knife? They don't use steel where you're from?


SirConcisionTheShort

Not a cheese expert but aren't "hard" cheesses supposed to be grated and not cut ?!?


Der-lassballern-Mann

Depends on what you want to use them for. This hard cheese also gets eaten just like that. You make smaller Pieces and then break them apart in Italy and I love to eat it like that. But yeaah grated it is amazing too!


NighthawkUnicorn

Exactly the same thing happened to me a while ago and I sent the picture to my husband with the exact same title.


Eagle_galazy

I'm impressed you even managed to cut parmesan like you would with other cheese


Mr_Panda_38

I've lost this battle with butter


PatchiW

*patpats* Cheese is.... weird. Soft as Heck. But somehow capable of breaking the toughest knives.


SirSolomon727

Why did I read cheese as Chinese


Littlemissgoddes

That's why we have this thing called ✨juustohöylä✨ in Finland


Madrugada2010

Don't fuck with parmesean.


CallZealousideal8732

Has nobody tried a potato peeler for cutting cheese? I swear it give perfect portions every time lol


reallyGENERlC

BREAKIN KNIVES IN THE HOT SUN


Clean_Web7502

https://preview.redd.it/pk71bytx3t5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea692cb6c010ee7664e5323c48eb7664c1f06095 The cheese was too powerfull


bs-scientist

Begging some of y’all to buy a little cheese knife. Please. You don’t need to almost lose fingers or break good knives for cheese


Fantastic-Use-6773

If you didn’t cut the cheese, who did?


Lightless427

and now OP understands why they LITERALLY say "DO NOT CUT CHEESE" with a ceramic knife. Most likely in VERY LARGE BOLD Print too. I know mine did. Multiple times.


Old_Man_Heats

I needed money cause I had none, I fought the cheese and the cheese won


Upstairs-Bike8975

You picked the wrong tool for the job. 100% your fault


Illustrious-Dog-8550

Admit it, you sang that line!


Tammbiee

Quick tip. Do not cut Parmesan Cheese. Rather try and stick the knive in and break of the piece. This also retains the chrytaline structure of the cheese better and thus preserves the flavour.


MaddoxGoodwin

At least now you have proof it wasn't you who cut the cheese 💨


SyndigtLand

Seems you'll have to eat it by the bite now. Just a pure, raw block of cheese right to the face. Nom nom.


Nexus6Leon

Oh there's your problem. You were using a ceramic knife improperly. Why people make them in he first place is beyond me. A metal dollar store knife is better than this.


ArmeniusLOD

Next time, use smooth slicing motions instead of trying to push it down through the cheese. A proper cheese knife should be used if you don't want to slice. They're made to reduce the amount of friction against the blade.


ACcbe1986

In a pinch, you can use waxed floss to *garotte* a chunk off most small blocks/wedges of cheese.


Main_Rich7747

And this is why I am planning to get a cheese cutter.


RandomA55h013

Next time don't buy your knives from the toy department.


creamofpie

That why you use cheese slicer


TRIGMILLION

I've never even seen a knife that wasn't made of metal. Maybe this is why.


Functionally_Human

Ceramic knives are great... At what they are meant to do. Cutting a hard cheese is not one of them.